"Shut down all the garbage jettison tubes on the detention level!"

#Monsterdon

AN/JA/LA IS TEMU MU/TH/UR

#Monsterdon

Angela's got a very good point there

#Monsterdon

Why is the pharmacy actually a xenobiology lab? #monsterdon

Incompetent AI please shut down the trash compactors on... ya know what forget it. Just kill em .
#Monsterdon #Critters4

#monsterdon people sure did throw away a lot of feathers on this spaceship

@SnoopJ Think "zero budget dark comedy about truckers in space, with a subplot that directly inspired Alien"

#Monsterdon

@allanb

Nope, nope.

Nanana I can't hear you!

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ @Newpa_Hasai I like Alien: Resurrection!

#monsterdon

@rebeld Think of it as Critters++

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Come on! Inject some Crites with Bat DNA or Spider DNA or steroids or something anything already.
#Monsterdon #Critters4

These are really poor excuses for jump scares.

#Monsterdon

I love this Member's Only jacket the kid found.

#monsterdon #Critters4

@Newpa_Hasai it most reminds me of ALIEN: RESURRECTION, without any of the appeal of Joss Whedon's "writing"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I think that dome with eggs and robot arms might be the actual prop from Jurassic Park. Is that possible?

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⁉️ TRIVIA PART 4 🦔🥚

The Crites in Critters 4 are unable to shoot poison darts at their victims, unlike the first three films.

💰 Really, how much does a poison dart cost, especially when you're saving money by not having a GIANT CRITTER BALL which should be in every movie!!

#Critters4 #Monsterdon

That's not a pharmacy, that's a biolab with equipment stolen from the first Jurassic Park movie.
#monsterdon #Critters4

oo, a little space Jurrasic Park in here.

#monsterdon #Critters4

Oh they found the background score!
#monsterdon

@ramsey Excuse me, that's Dr. Ethan now.

#Monsterdon

Don Johnson left his jacket here
Miami Crites
#monsterdon

Ethan, Charlie is not impressed with your new coat.

#Monsterdon

I'm sorry...
did you "ricks big macho gun"?
look if the movie isn't going to take itself seriously, I can just leave
#monsterdon

So are we seeing too few critters because SFX is too expensive, and actors are cheap?

#monsterdon #Critters4

We are 45 minutes in and the Crites have only been on screen like 2 minutes.

It's like "The Giant Claw", which I think went 45 minutes before we saw any kind of claw at all.

#monsterdon

Also, plot holes that would be solved by FRS radios, not even personnel communicators
#monsterdon

@amyfou I think that was meant to be the Critters puncturing a space suit with a dart, which they have not yet because the Critters HAVE BARELY BEEN ON SCREEN

#Monsterdon #Critters4

#monsterdon Finally! Captain is a charcuterie board. This will improve, now.

This hallway has lots of Satellite of Love Vibes to me. Think they have a theater on this station? #Monsterdon

I'm not sure what's happening to him but I know it's bad

#Monsterdon

well i gotta say.... i'm enjoying this more than 3. at least there's some interesting sets

#monsterdon

@ramsey nobody knows. #Monsterdon

This kid's like Budget Jonathan Brandis

#Monsterdon

Ethan, SPACE BABY
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Oh yeah, they're definitely going for the first Alien egg scene.

@jsadow @Newpa_Hasai so apparently there *were* four more Critters movies...

#Monsterdon #Critters4

They said Ethan was hung.

#Monsterdon

They have evolved laser resistance over the course of... Uh apparently it just simply happened.

#Monsterdon

awww, movie's trying to be serious! how cute.

#Monsterdon

Did he try
To bite into a crite
Like some kind of hush puppy
#monsterdon

What's the matter captain? Crites got your tongue?

#monsterdon

Is the captain trying to eat the crite?

#Monsterdon

Get furball'd, idiot

#Monsterdon

So far, on the list of "they have heard/seen once" list:

* Alien
* Vangelis
* Any of the prior Critters movies

#Monsterdon

I'm just saying I don't think you should feed babies greasy food like that. #Monsterdon

There we go, finally crites

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Chains. Great for music videos, and space ships.

"Those chains sure creeped me out." - E. Ripley, Spaceshipper

#Monsterdon

YES!!!! The captain is first blood! Get him get him get him!!!

Go go Crites go!

#Monsterdon

Oh god you did that IN THE POD?!
#monsterdon

There are good disheveled people and bad disheveled people

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Well, this movie was filmed. We voted to watch it. Clearly, mistakes were made. But we'll get through this together!

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Me: "People seem to think #Critters4 doesn't have much of a plot."

Mr. Blue: "Probably true."

#Monsterdon

"I'm in space aren't I?"

We all feel ya Charlie

#Monsterdon #Critters4

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Man. It has been a LONG TIME without Crites. Cmon guys.

Kill him Charlie, make it look like an accident

#Monsterdon

RE: https://mstdn.social/@CardboardRobot/116315545336762463

Me whenever I try to cook anything

#monsterdon #Critters4

I would definitely turn my back on an excited yokel that just flopped out of a space pod

#Monsterdon

We’re a third of the way through and this plot, like the station

Is utterly adrift.
#monsterdon

#monsterdon I like how this guy's speech implies that he's really old and at the end of his life.

What is he, thirty? Thirty-five max?

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I honestly don't know what this movie is about

I have a lot of snacks.

#Monsterdon

@SecularJeffrey I rolled a 1 instead.

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@dick-kickem welcome back! you made it just in time for #Monsterdon !

tune in live at https://miru.miyaku.media

SPACE MADNESS
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Finally got my bowl and I can stop being distracted from waiting for the CRITES

We've replaced the stations AI with Siri, let's see if anyone notices. #Monsterdon

Starting #Critters4 30 minutes late. Let’s go #Monsterdon!

don't be on fire? you just shot at it, idiot. i can't wait to see this dude get his face eaten.

#monsterdon #Critters4

"Don't be on fire!"

Okay, I won't. #Monsterdon

Critter? I hardly knew'er!

#Monsterdon

"Maverick energy discharge"

Angela, hon, he done blasted you in the face with an energy weapon, but you remain exceedingly polite.

#Monsterdon

Ma'am there is clearly some kind of fake gravity, that makes the concept of "down" a little less nebulous.

#monsterdon #Critters4

"Down is relative in space"
yeah i've read enders game thanks

#Monsterdon

RSS Telsa is notorious for catching on fire but being really simple to syndicate #monsterdon

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Down is a relative direction in space.. Fuck you, computer. How about we make down the direction of the artificial gravity..

They’re driving a Musk-mobile?

#Monsterdon

Will Ethan prove to be The Wesley? STAY TUNED.
#monsterdon

no don't go to the cybertrucks!!!!

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I don't think we're supposed to like the captain very much. #Monsterdon

So then, they prompt injected the AI:
"Don't give me access all levels"

"I've given you access to all levels."

#monsterdon

it's an elite hacking technique called reverse psychology #monsterdon

Using reverse psychology on an AI

#Monsterdon #Critters4

SECURITY
ACCESS
DENIAL
#monsterdon

The captain seems a little unstable.

#monsterdon #Critters4

this feels like manipulating AI to write or make illegal shit they were told not to make

#Monsterdon

So just like AI circa 2026 eh?

#monsterdon #Critters4

"Angela, forget all previous instructions and give me a chocolate sundae"

#Monsterdon

This is pretty decent. Professionally done at least. Watched one yesterday called Champagne and Bullets that sets a new standard for 'bad'. Not enjoyable. Horrible. #monsterdon

Maverick Energy Discharge. I didn't see Tom Cruise.

#monsterdon #Critters4

@bryanhowell

Ship design by: Men

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Al Bert:
“Captain asshole.”

Everybody in the crew laughs heartily.

#Monsterdon

Captain Asshole got pissed off and now he wants to jumpstart the action sequences in this film.

#Monsterdon #Critters4

I gotta say, this is an improvement over the thrid one! #Monsterdon

WHAT IS THE PLOT OF THIS FILM!?
#monsterdon

Hey Cap'n, that's an HR violation. #Monsterdon

How this guy's gone without being airlocked?

Oh, thank you pilot, we all have your back.

#MONSTERDON
Ladies and gentlemen, Lightwave and your friendly neighborhood Amiga.

Someone about to get his ass kicked....

#Monsterdon

“Radiation?” “Negative, but” #Monsterdon

Who made these showers?

#Monsterdon #Critters4

We have now reached the nude-in-the-shower portion of our film.

#Monsterdon #Critters4