@annathepiper Yes but no. Have you seen Brad Dourif in earlier movies? It was disturbingly hot in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest.
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Oooof course a shower scene 9_9; #Monsterdon
@allanb Kinda same, although I did not come to #Monsterdon to watch a movie I would like
Yay, and we have our ticking clock! #Monsterdon
Why do the showers have a viewing lounge?
Sometimes a cigar is just a pacifier for a big dirty creep
I dig that computer setup! #Monsterdon
Angela: "The computer is fucked up"
Computer: "yOuβRe AbSoLuTeLy RiGhT"
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Oh I love that dumbass effect where screens are "projected" onto actors faces, but the text isn't backwards
@flowerpot I'm expecting things to go badly because I spy Leo from Twin Peaks, he's bad news (Bernie actor Eric Da Re: https://twinpeaks.fandom.com/wiki/Leo_Johnson ) #Monsterdon #Critters4
#monsterdon Oh, it's Empok Nor.
Jezails, like the Sans People in Star Wars
Oooh, space station haunted house party.
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Angela the computer should have said "Welcome Dudes" and it would have been ok
Don't tell them WHY they shouldn't mess with the pod or anything.
Welcome to a First Order Idiot Plot, folks: if people just provide a rational amount of information, the movie doesn't happen.
@ohiofi Chrome working much better than Firefox
How much exposition is necessary to get a monster on a ship? Not nearly this much.
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I love how older movies thought the future would look as far as computers and space travel.
I want Terracore's logo to be my logo.
ooh, neat space station set!
Thank you for finding out lost plot coupon so you can be killed by it.
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why is the camera six inches from everyone's face
did he say captain Buttram?
lmao
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Counselor what?
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*hacking intensifies*
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The galatic council or whatever are masquerading as a corp�
Symbol from the Masonic temple. There won't be any conspiracy theory invloved with the free masons.... #monsterdon
Oh, so there was a galactic council. It dissolved, and now they're just leaving space junk of biohazard stuff in space for us to deal with.
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Why is the engineer dime-store will wheaton?
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The old Intergalactic Council went insolvent before they handled this Crite mess. Too many lawsuits to handle, I suppose. π
I hope the Crites do a Stolen Property Rap
Oh itβs the Triforce!
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I think that tube of space junk could be danger...
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Girl, those arms. Rawr!
The "magnometer" reads 55, but what does the magnetometer read? #monsterdon
@trixter Fakenheit
Bernie looks like a porn star from Germany who specialises in 'Outdoors' and 'Sweaty'
I love in space movies when people obviously not from Earth smoke cigars.
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What the hell is it made of?
How much Sutter Cane does this captain read
Industrial Lights and Magic passed on this film, apparently. #Monsterdon
One of those bubblegum cigars would be funnier
I never hated brad dourif before but then he decided to chew gum noisily as a bit and now I want the critters to eat his face
#monsterdon Future space computers are all wire-frame because back in the 70s you could hand-draw a wireframe and pretend it was a computer graphic.
But this was 1992!
I'm glad we're having some Brad Dourif. I'm glad the Crites will be on-board soon, because this is an awful lot of setup
this movie is way to competent for us, you guys (so far)
@GroupNebula563 Or even "Not a giant Tylenol, do not ingest."
(alternately, Piter De Vries: Next Steps)
This movie is a waste of an Angela Bassett. It's like when Michael Cane showed up in Jaws: The Revenge.
#monsterdon Captain is on the menu.
INVENT. UGG. BOOTS.
brad spit the fucking gum out or I will murder you
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there is clearly not a barber on this spacecraft. But there is a salon and a stylist for Angela.
Soundtrack: Last week on Crites of Anarchy
Captain: βMake it so.β
#monsterdon and Brad Dourif as Stephen King
"It won't scan. All the syllable counts are wrong."
So wait, these guys can bother to send a collection ship to earth in minutes, but in the 53 years since they can't collect it?
@MatthewTitus88 i learned how to juggle when i was in high school and had more time than sense #monsterdon
Here we are aboard the Nostromo
Is he smoking a cigar on the space ship?
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Why boy not wear pant?
Ah, a Proto Wash. Don't take that Serenity gig, dude.
What sort of fakey high-concept starfield nonsense was that? #monsterdon
@diazona I am going to buy the soundtrack so I can listen to it while I relax or maybe juggle
Dude are you checking off month by month for the next two years? That's a rough buddy.
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this suggests by 2045 we can have wired earbuds again
#monsterdon yeah, better circle the one date anything is going to happen, you wouldn't want to miss it
#monsterdon Space needs more buttons LOL.
He's got a Bingo Card!
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I was waiting and then the damn title card exploded too fast. Also it is dessert time.
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Looks like Michael C. Maronna from Pete & Pete #theadventuresofpeteandpete
Oh hey, I own one of those mars globes!
@Newpa_Hasai 1992 was still the '80s
Is this a Titan/Gods/Critters mash up?
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I bet that juggling loses a lot of its difficulty in zero gravity.
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Nice transition
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Juggling in zero G is cheating. #Monsterdon
It MUST be the future: it has red lighting and blinking buttons; what more can you ask for?
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Did Ernest ever go to space because that's the vibe I'm getting from this opening
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EEEVaaa!!!???
EEEvaaaaaaa??????
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That opening is not suggesting that this movie is going to bomb, is it?
#monsterdon 2045! Everyone make a note so we can watch this again in 2045
It's the scout ship from wall-e.
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Reroute the warp core into the deflector shields? I was just lookin for the john.
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I hope there's a toilet on that thing....
Glad I watched all 3 previous entries this week so I understand all of the deep lore of the Critters series #Monsterdon
[charlie substitutes two canisters of l'eggs, scrambles the real ones, the movie ends early and we all go home]
I wonder if I can consider replaying part of Critters 3 my "reference to a better movie" for bingo purposes
Man you can't built a bridge anymore without some sort of endangered species protection injunction. #Monsterdon
When the council sends a pod, they send a pod.
i can't believe this motherfucker became the protagonist of this series #monsterdon
Not even 5 minutes into the film and we've got Oviposition going on. Maybe. We can hope. #monsterdon