Okay, so hitting that console killed the AI?

#Monsterdon #Critters4

you gave him the gun, fool...

#Monsterdon

yeah, chuck you also fried the computer #Monsterdon

Do not look down the barrel

#Monsterdon #Critters4

@ohiofi whatever #monsterdon #critters4

https://mastodon.social/@ohiofi/116315673621617107

and Charlie even has one bullet left for the other Crite!

#Monsterdon

Who is driving the spaceship? Crites are driving the spaceship! How can this be?

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Apparently 2 Crites, who had no parents, no upbringing and no school in their short, miserable lives, know how to work a computer and the location of the planet they want to go to is genetically encoded in their brains?

#monsterdon

no no no you're comitting an intergalactic crime or some shit

#monsterdon

@gblues It's a living I guess!
#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

The space station is UNLIKELY to survive re-entry but sure
#monsterdon

smush the aigs!
#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Crites can hack?! This Tesla is very badly designed indeed.
#Monsterdon #Critters4

RE: https://mastodon.social/@devilgirlbot/116315465147765307

#monsterdon

The critters can operate computers? What nonsense is this?

#Monsterdon
#Critters4

MONSTER CHOMP

(Huh, the critters seemed a lot more interested in _biting_ Bernie than in actually eating him? Seems out of character.)

#monsterdon

Why is the soundtrack so mellow?
#monsterdon

Guess he needed some pain killers afterall.

#Monsterdon

are there any cherries on that level perhaps

#Monsterdon

The pill guy looks like a knockoff of 1990s Steven Seagal, which means he was just a couple years ahead of the actual Steven Seagal.

#Monsterdon

Read that as “DOCKING BOY”
#monsterdon

The computer displays totally look like 80's video games

#Monsterdon #Critters4

@ohiofi So far, one crite sighting in 57 minutes. #monsterdon #disappointed

Burt’s gonna TASTE THE RAINBOW
#monsterdon

Like a kid in a candy store
#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

The space pod has a absolutely perfect suspended animation system but instead of commercializing that, people still fly around awake.
#Monsterdon

So this movie is trying to be an ALIEN prequel fanfiction? Is that what's going on?
#Monsterdon #Critters4

Didn't Charlie talk to lots of teens in the previous movies? Most of them would probably still be around? Why is this movie doing a big time jump anyway? #monsterdon

That is one gnarly seafood special

#Monsterdon

Yes, Charlie, grab his hand

#Monsterdon

I mean I was around in 1992 and I intend to be still typing this shit in 2045, so not 'everyone' he knew is dead.
The pastel boy will still be around

#Monsterdon

There's speakers in the waste disposal system so it can play a countdown to all the people who it's certain are not present.
#monsterdon

Oh! Now the Star Wars garbage compression chamber, again not even camouflaged 😂

#Monsterdon

Charlie you are old enough to apply for retirement now.
#Monsterdon #Critters4

ah okay, so we *are* doing a bioweapons division

goodness gracious this is derivative!

#Monsterdon

Everyone he knows is dead? He didn't know anyone younger than like, 40?

#Monsterdon
#Critters4

Charlie doesn't know about the 21st Century....shall we tell him? is it fair?

#Monsterdon

Mmmmm...alien baby infused honey!!

#Monsterdon

I'm hoping Bernie is desperate to get into the pharmacy because he has an excruciating case of athlete's foot.

#Monsterdon
#Critters4

"Should we avoid allusions to extremely popular space-based media?"
"NO LEAN INTO IT MUTHERF[[[[[ER"
#Monsterdon

I'm actually laughing at the AI comedy bits, so points for that

#Monsterdon #Critters4

#MONSTERDON I've got a bad feeling about this.

i feel like they should have forcibly emptied all the garbage chutes into space one last time *before* abandoning the space station

#Monsterdon

I can't believe they just did a blatant Blade Runner soundtrack riff. Not even camouflaged.

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou It's prophetic!

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

@amyfou It’s the 90s. Every t-shirt had a pocket, for reasons.

#Monsterdon

They’ve just fallen into the trash compactor scene from Star Wars!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon well this is already a better alien origin story than Prometheus #Monsterdon #Critters4

@CactuarJoe gottem

#Monsterdon

"If you are not waste material, you would not be inside of a refuse tube"

#Monsterdon

is there a reason

#monsterdon

@Lazarou You're right. We do have shirt continuity! I repeat #monsterdon

it's actually bothering me that this movie was kind of interesting the entire first reel and then they decided "let's do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING for AGES" and pretend it's suspense

#monsterdon #Critters4

Huh, abandoned space station bio lab. If they decide to have a competing monster to the crites I WILL be pissed.

It says Critters right on the tin dammit!

#monsterdon

I ALREADY TRIED THAT THE DOORS ARE MAGNETICALLY SEALED

#Monsterdon

Rick is kind of the biggest asshole in this movie. I'm kinda glad he died first. 😈

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Hey, uhm, person doing the synths, the Crites aren't big and scary yet.

Actually they're never actually scary. Sorry, this isn't Alien.

#Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 humans are cheap, Crites are not #Monsterdon

Officer, that wasn't me, that was a maverick energy discharge!!

#Monsterdon

This movie could have said 2145 instead of 2045, and changed nothing. It would have been fine

#Monsterdon #Critters4

OMG. It turns out there was actually a reason they said not to open the pod.

Huh.

#Monsterdon

@ramsey I think that's the idea. And he had the critter eggs in there with him.

#monsterdon

Hold up. This 'kid' was born in the 2020s or 2030s, right? And off-earth?

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Pretty sure Earth in 2045 would be something to move away from rather than too...at our rate anyway...

#Monsterdon

Thank god, some sort of non-human life.
Hurry up and eat everyone.
#Monsterdon

They opened the probe and all they got was a stupid human who has... what been in perfect suspended animation for decades?
#monsterdon

@xerozohar At least she plays pretty confident people in all of them, right? Though with some bad choices/relationships. #Monsterdon #Critters4 [I meant "competent" there, but confident works too]

Can we call these things Trouble Tribbles?
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon #critters4

Do not characterize the discharges..

Is this some kind of sexual double entendre?

@bryanhowell Imperial Guard moment

#Monsterdon #Critters4

MONSTER CHOMP

Great golly, 38 minutes until first chomp! Glacial. Guess we're past the cold open now, at least.

#monsterdon

Boop!
#monsterdon

This movie has been
[[ 34 ]]
minutes with zero cirtters.
#monsterdon

MONSTER MURMUR

#monsterdon

Uh don't confront the attempted [redacted] captain. As your audience I recommend against it.
#monsterdon

"That's Rick's big-macho gun!"

#Monsterdon

Critters have a vore fetish. That goes both ways.
#Monsterdon #Critters4

YES! Finally!

#monsterdon #critters4

Doesn't the bounty hunter / former hick dude have like a big space weapon? Why is he just... going along with this?

#Monsterdon

@bstacey the person who made the soundtrack heard Vangelis once I guess

#monsterdon

Hey, Charlie, is being in space *that* bad?

#Monsterdon #Critters4

a full 1/3rd of the way through this movie, we finally have Crites, the only reason anybody even showed up (then or now)

#Monsterdon

Not often a captain mutinies himself. #Monsterdon

It's amusing to see Monsterdon have a tiny bisexual awakening to this movie. Didn't see that coming.
Truly Angela Bassett and Brad Dourif are some of the best of their generation.
#Monsterdon #Critters4

In 1992 you could be listening to Sebadoh or Pavement or My Bloody Valentine or Throwing Muses or Sonic Youth or Spiritualized instead of watching this movie.

#monsterdon

The director needs to stick his hand in front of Brad Dourif’s face and make him spit out his gum before the next scene.

#Monsterdon

disturbing how prophetic this silly movie is really....

#Monsterdon #AI

Why does the captain own a Tesla? Of course he does.
#Monsterdon #Critters4

of course these fuckin people drive a tesla

#monsterdon

chatgpt

#Monsterdon

Angela, what happened to the plot?

#monsterdon #critters4

The rotoscoping on the gun is pretty good but oh god please bust open this crate and bring some crites to this Critters movie, for the love of god

#Monsterdon

Horribly designed bathroom anyway....

#Monsterdon

Sporadic audio, some video,
the movie is describing itself.
#monsterdon

oh she tried. it's okay to do that more, Angela

#monsterdon

By all means give us the full triage of the systems... Levels 9 through 12, everyone got that? There will be a test later.
#monsterdon

someone please just kill the captain now please

#monsterdon

what is going on, why, and most importantly, why do the characters not seem to care any more about the answers to these questions than I do

#monsterdon

#monsterdon You know you're in a 90s sci-fi when your monitor projects on your face.

"It's a tomb."
#monsterdon