@stefan trying now

#monsterdon #critters4

Critters franchise reiterates that genocide is not OK

#monsterdon

This thing has all the sci-fi door swoosh sound fx. A+ so far

#Monsterdon
#Critters4

and that's all the Terrence Mann they could afford… #monsterdon

lol, had this on turkish audio ....

#Monsterdon

I'll take Brad Dourif over Eddie Deezen any day.

#monsterdon #Critters4

Avocados don't belong in the clothes dryer

#Monsterdon

@ricci We're in Kansas! #Monsterdon #Critters4

*somber banjo*

#Monsterdon

So here go finally....

#Monsterdon

THE TIME HAS COME!

#monsterdon #critters4

@moira as one of those voters I have only myself to blame!

it's fine, #Monsterdon is supposed to do stinky stuff, and kill our heroes

Okay... Back to Pokopia!

#monsterdon #spacemadnessthemakingofcritters4 #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru #miru

Rate the Crites

#monsterdon #spacemadnessthemakingofcritters4 #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru #miru

@ohiofi oh my gawd

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

It's the Power Of The Night

#monsterdon #spacemadnessthemakingofcritters4 #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru #miru

they're so defensive
#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

@davesdogmaggie nah, we already had Star Creatures

#monsterdon #Critters4

BRING BACK UGG!
#Monsterdon #Critters4

Gonna go take a shower to get the stink of this movie off me.

#Monsterdon

@bryanhowell
You're one of the lucky ones

#Monsterdon

A “10 day, whatever we can do, Roger Corman-like haunted space movie” sounds amazing. Why is he teasing us like this?!

#Monsterdon

@rebeld I am joking

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

@rebeld I don't think they told people about it, not this one...not to friends...

#Monsterdon

You could have taken the "Critters" out of this film entirely and just had space pirates dealing with an insane space station.

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Thanks again, @Taweret

@rebeld For once, I want all the copyright protections and DRM to work.

The one #monsterdon requirement is there has to be a free version. So let's hope NOBODY has pirated it or made it available online.

#monsterdon

@klu9 @apLundell I saw them play at a Festival once, I think they're French...

#Monsterdon

OK I'm proposing a new rule: there should always be more Critters in the movie than the number of the movie

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everybody for posting! See you next week!

#Monsterdon #Critters4

@rebeld please don't say anything about that

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

*that* was *edgy*?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The plot has a walker. The walker has tennis balls on the posts.

Why of all the films did someone make a documentary about Critters *4*?

#Monsterdon #Critters #Critters4 #MonsterMiru

Little easter egg in the credits "Absolutely no critters were harmed in the making of this motion picture." #Monsterdon

Is that really it? it's over?

#Monsterdon #Critters4

@diazona barely got the free square

#Monsterdon

Thanks & happy birthday to @Taweret

#Monsterdon #Critters #Critters4

@CactuarJoe agreeedo

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I have no idea what just happened, but I hope Angela Bassett got paid well for this, cause she was the best thing in this film.

#Monsterdon #Critters4

HOWEVER:

it was much better than Critters 3.

which says very little, BUT

it's still true

#monsterdon #Critters4

My.
Lawd.
#monsterdon

Even for #Monsterdon endings, that was a what the FUCK ending.

Fun fact it was about to make me start watching Critters 3 next???

#Monsterdon

OK, that's that then....

Kinda fucking off into the Sea, if Space is the Sea...

#Monsterdon

Time to activate the Spin Drive!

#Monsterdon #Critters4

wait why is movie still going

#monsterdon

@ricci what plot

#Monsterdon #Critters4

"Angela, you are the worst computer ever built."
ChatGPT: "Hold my beer"

#Monsterdon

ballistic hold music

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#monsterdon Ug made a heel turn >:( Guess things change when you mess with the "Power of the Night"

Oh good, the movie turned into music from a Williams Pinball table

#Monsterdon

A Critter better burst out of Brad Dourif's ass.....

#Monsterdon

Dad uh can I keep ur glasses
#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

@CactuarJoe savetheanimals%

#Monsterdon

Mentos: the freshmaker

#Monsterdon

Ethan you've drifted solidly into Liability territory.

#Monsterdon
#Critters4

Staying out of the ship to go get something has worked twice so far. Why not go try?

#Monsterdon

"Things change."

-Charlie, Critters 4

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIA PART 4 🦔🥚

There is an explanation of why Ug is evil in this movie, but filmmakers failed to insert that explanation into the screenplay, or final edit.

But, really, would it have made that much of a difference? What would be better: Evil Ug explanation or GIANT CRITTERBALL rolling out to attack the crew, killing everyone except Angela Bassett?

#Critters4

Ethan! Stop Weslying!
#monsterdon

leave ethan behind, who cares....

#Monsterdon

Okay the juggling Crite eggs thing is a really good move, but why is it the petulant teenager doing it when we have Angela Bassett right there to be our Ripley.
#Monsterdon #Critters4

Checkov's ... Juggling?

#monsterdon

I didn't spot the chekhov's juggling!

#monsterdon

chekov's juggling act

#Monsterdon

CHEKOVS JUGGLER #monsterdon

I had forgotten about the nuclear core, like that surrogate father/son thing.

#Monsterdon

So, the movie is going to nuke itself from orbit

#Monsterdon

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad 😭

#Monsterdon

Star Wars-style blast doors

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Boy those space ski goggles really limit your field of view

#Monsterdon
#Critters4

Angela: "You're absolutely right! If the movie is named Critters 4, then there should be some Critters"

#monsterdon #critters4

It's not as boring as Solaris
#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

~14 minutes left. I have toothpicks holding up my eyelids.
#Monsterdon #Critters4

Nothing more riveting then watching doors close. #Monsterdon #Critters4

They should have chosen a boy who could act for this role....

#Monsterdon

@paco
Totally justified though

#Critters4 #Monsterdon

Home Alone 8: This Time It's A Spacestation #Monsterdon

Critters 4, do NOT do something interesting then wrap up quickly!

#Monsterdon #Critters #Critters4

"Should we say "Stay frosty"?"

"No, too obvious, say "Stay Hot."

#Monsterdon
#Critters4

Critter the Hutt.

#monsterdon

Ug!

#monsterdon #critters4

Is it even Ug? The movie cannot even bother to confirm if it *is* Ug.

Ugggggg.

#Monsterdon

at some point this movie will end

#monsterdon

awww, Uber Critter is a cutey

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero hints to a backstory that will never be told

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Did the kid put on his cowboy boots before picking up the 45 magnum?

#monsterdon

lol all this "father" plot that we're supposed to care about for some reason?

#monsterdon

ENGAGE TECHNOBABBLE LAUNCH CHATTER

LAUNCH CHATTER ENGAGED
#monsterdon

@ricci we have little choice in the matter

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

I feel like this movie needs more Crits
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Need him back in there for what? Moral support?

#Monsterdon
#Critters4

Hey, out of curiosity, what happens to human eardrums when someone fires a gun inside a sealed metal room about the size of two shipping containers?

#monsterdon

Okay, it's the original ship. Whoops.

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Okay, so hitting that console killed the AI?

#Monsterdon #Critters4

this is exactly why you don't have guns in spaceships....

#Monsterdon

yeah, chuck you also fried the computer #Monsterdon

Do not look down the barrel

#Monsterdon #Critters4

and Charlie even has one bullet left for the other Crite!

#Monsterdon

@ohiofi whatever #monsterdon #critters4

https://mastodon.social/@ohiofi/116315673621617107

Who is driving the spaceship? Crites are driving the spaceship! How can this be?

#Monsterdon #Critters4