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could we just let Angela punch everyone please

Can someone eat the captain already
It doesn’t even have to be one of the monsters
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She was already my favorite 😁
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And this is how Stella got her groove back.

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Honestly good on punching him
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Booty has been located

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wut

also: butt

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If I'm honest if I found an abandoned and maybe going critical space station I wouldn't not think "Shower time!"
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Angela Bassett just punched a bitch. Nice.

Punching is a good start, but he still needs to be eaten

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Butt tilt totally necessary to the plot

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Well I'm sure that was necessary to the plot. #Monsterdon #Critters4

HA! YES! AMAZING! 10/10 would punch again.

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oh good she punched him

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FUCK YEAH BASSETT HIT HIM AGAIN!

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Thank you horrible movie. Even though that was probably a butt double. But thank you.
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AGAIN AGAIN! #Monsterdon #Critters4

THERE we go, thank you Ms. Basset :D #Monsterdon

Captain,

I hope you die first.

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ok i say that and then we transition to the plywood slop painted box bathroom scene, which sucks. #monsterdon

This took a super creepy turn.
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lol glasses actually looked like grima for a sec there, it was _very jarring_ xD

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@CactuarJoe .... you know I think she had one in Supernova too. With James Spader, no less. fun!

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That's a lotta bootie. #Monsterdon #Critters4

is... the film maker gonna die soon?

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I am creeped out and not by the critters

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"Don't kid about a thing like that."

Nothing in this thing feels like kidding.

Have the film makers seen _any_ other Critters movies.

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Well this feels gratuitous
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Nice shower silhouette, movie.

We joke about Alien but this does kind of have big Alien 4 vibes.

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@davesdogmaggie It's some kind of hex editor, anyway

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I bet the critters are doing something cool rn

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Never backlight your shower.

eugh. is this captain gonna die soon?

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Welcome to Sevastopol

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incredibly the sets and props in this movie are actually extremely fuckwithable, did they actually have a budget for this? #monsterdon

I want that ship’s color swatch light wall

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“Which way to the wet showers? Those dry showers are shit.”

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okay, time to rob this place blind then, leave the critters here to blow up, and then hightail it out of there like the totally reasonable people we know them to be, right? ... right?
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They are clearly going about this is in the wrong way. The proper method of investigating an abandoned space station is finding random audio logs scattered about the place

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You’d think the nuclear core alert would be a little more front loaded
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25 minutes and barely even a suggestion of the Crites

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Critters: Lon Suder Origins

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Director is desperately trying to shove in a Wargames reference with that rear projection...

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@Configures @flowerpot Oh, that’s right! I thought I recognized him!

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Alexa, where are all the other actors?

I want a monitor that lights up my face like that.

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Central Logic is 50%.. that is about average for #Monsterdon

Also, I would like to note for the record that I am slightly disturbed to find the dude who played Grima frigging Wormtongue kinda _cute_ in this movie? 😆

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uh as an anthropology degree holder that's a rude thing to say about Neanderthals :grr:

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Dourif needs to play Warren Zevon

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maybe it's the "global respiratory pandemic experiencer" in me but how could you ever enter any fuckin other place in space without defaulting to supplying your own oxygen at least. you don't need to put all the characters in space suits but cmon obviously any crew barging into abandoned space stations all the time would just be dead within weeks #monsterdon

This plot with a space salvage crew is actually kinda promising. A bit low budget, but still... 👍

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@jivens 3 days that way, 1 day there, then 3 days back this way. That’s at least a week.

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@socketwench Oh, yes please.

Critters exists to disappoint, but one can hope.

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Yeah, but you nerds wish your keyboard had that many keys
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The AI sounding like a Power Puff Girls villain for a moment there. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Cube 4: Also a Movie

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that keyboard is ridiculous #monsterdon

what was this movie called again?

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damn, look at all those blinky lights. #APPROVE

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Nice projection screen.

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Hey, it's @attoparsec 's Ten Hundred keyboard!

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SO MANY KEYBOARDS

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CUBES

IN

SPAAAAAAAAACE

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I hope Not-Ripley survives.

In fact, I hope she's the only one who does.

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subtitles say "Screwed up" but the crew member definitely said "Fucked Up"

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#monsterdon ok, Angela Bassett is an incredible talent, I'm not disputing that. Why is her acting so bad here? Too young to trust her instincts? A director asking for terrible manic energy? I don't know much about acting really

angela is clearly prototype for siri
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Yup, checks out, this is how AI works

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Bring me the gun.

The gun.

Singular. Gun.

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@annathepiper + One flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest (Oscar!)

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they named the computer Angela and made Angela Basset talk to it? #monsterdon

The Gun
D:
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Shaaaaaare and Eeeeenjooooooy #Monsterdon

“What was that chick’s name?”

"It’s your name when you go home! You can’t remember that?”

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"Computer, delete program"

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No PPE, just those snazzy matching jackets. #Monsterdon #Critters4 🍿

The AI misgenders the pilot... and smells like a wet sock. #Monsterdon

"what was that chick's name?"
angela. angela. okay.

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"I don't think there's anybody here. Anybody alive, at least."

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the soundtrack arrives and it's the sound editor turning around in his chair and pressing five keys on the pipe organ casio and calling it a day #monsterdon

It’s a trap!

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They…want to fuck the space station?
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So there I was looking up Brad Dourif because he looked incredibly familiar to me, and I was actually kinda thinking X-Files, only to then discover HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE iS GRIMA WORMTONGUE...

And then I saw he was, in fact, also in an early episode of the X-Files. 😆 "Beyond the Sea", specifically. He was Luther Lee Boggs.

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Thank god for subtitles

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Station robot voice is acting kinda flirty

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Dude wants to get it on with the computer.

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Twenty Minutes With Assholes is running a little long today 🙃 #Monsterdon

"Three days off course. That's gonna set us back at least a week." Not 3 days? #monsterdon

y'know some of these sfx... they were _genuinely trying_. it's like the opposite of critters 3

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"ARE WE THERE YET"

Buddy the movie just started,but, year same #monsterdon #Critters4

Angela Bassett does seem to have bad luck with space-y and sci-fi movies. This, Supernova, even Strange Days. But it's only a part of her repertoire so I guess it's fine!

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“Are we there yet?”

No sarcasm detected.

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“You got a date or something?”

Sounds like a dad in the 90s.

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Me at work next year: "Take it! Don't mess with these guys. We're involved in this too!"

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"I think we are overdue for our group therapy session because aggression levels are at 8/10 and at this point, we are all holding back from going off and punching each other."
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The little call chimes are nice.
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I love so far in the future Crits are still like the most dangerous thing in the universe.
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narrator:
They would breach the pod

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