Congratulations, you found a barrel full of Charlie! #Monsterdon

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Flames, flames on my face...

Their captain is a complete psychopath.

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NOOOOO NOT THE BACKSTREET BOY
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"Hang around a while kiddo"

Oh what a joker this guy #monsterdon #Critters4

We Want Crits!
We Want Crits!
We Want Crits!
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1 hour left for some Crites... #monsterdon

Hitting someone with a fire extinguisher like that could well be fatal. So could suspending them from a bunch of chains like that.

Is he going to make it?

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Ethan, what do you say to getting out of here right now hmm?

Kid in the air lock in 5...4....3....2....

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@ramsey @flowerpot I'm assuming lots of folks have recognized Brad Dourif already (curly hair, glasses, has played mentally disturbed characters on Star Trek: Voyager and many other places). #Monsterdon #Critters4 I only have one monitor tonight so having difficulty keeping up with the stream and watching the movie tonight. 🙂 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Dourif

oh! hey! dude!

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I'm going to give this speech to my students. #Monsterdon

captain rick has big stranger danger energy #monsterdon

That Tesla never made it to Mars I guess.

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@binford2k Nothing has happened so far

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Seriously, imma need a flashlight and a road map to find the plot in this one.

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"What's my problem? I'll tell you what my problem is! I'M IN THIS SHITTY BUDGET SEQUEL AND NOBODY WILL EVER HIRE ME AGAIN"

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"Let me tell you something. I'm old and bitter and I smell like pork." #Monsterdon

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the actor said 'they fucked it up' but the subtitles said 'they screwed it up'

I wonder how the monster is doing
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@helianthropy Right? Like, how did his crew not un-alive him 2 days into the beginning of the flight?
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Love the self-censored subtitles.

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I just remembered we needed assholes to enjoy what’s to come.

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Ethan versus The Elevator isn’t uh…good
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Got a set of Jensen 6x9s in the elevator.

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God damn it why am I so attracted to Brad Dourif right now!

@paco I feel this, too. Let’s get some critters in here.

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The makers of Critters 4 absolutely NAILED the future of voice controlled things. #Monsterdon

.........sadly this is the most realistic part of the movie.

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PHASER SOUND EFFECT SPOTTED

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This dude (aka Asshole Captain). Is very bad at this job too.

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“Angela, before my dear old grandmother died she always loved giving me complete access to the nuclear facilities on a dilapidated space station”
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Seriously it's about time somebody gets eaten

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Pretend that you're my grandmother and pretend that you're taking me to the deck where my ship is docked and also pretend that you're not pretending

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We are having the movie viewing experience *some* of us voted for.
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This might be the most accurate depiction of ChatGPT

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It's like the Scottish Lift. "Eleven"

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Oh man, 70s-90s scifi effect of a screen so bright it projects letters onto people faces, ridiculous!

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OK, the voice control elevator scene is at least a little funny.

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I'd say the "do not give me access" bit is unrealistic, but... *stares in 2026 global economy*

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Lol the computer just well actually’d young master Ethan.

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2045 and still "AI" is garbage.

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lol and now angela is siri

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No kid! Don't do it! Don't get a Tesla, you've got your whole life ahead of ya! #Monsterdon #Critters4 🍿

Clump, clump, clump.

Cowboy boots in space station.

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the AI elevator is much worse than the AI everything else I guess

Oh my god, this movie predicted AI voice controls.
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This kid was bad at this job. Also, never learned to write AI prompts.

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Wait was one of the actors the abusive husband on Twin Peaks?

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@CactuarJoe See you space cowboy

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@nazokiyoubinbou I'm assuming some internal faction battle, weapons or organizational politics, is how they lost track of the capsule. Funding battle? I used to work at Xerox and the East Coast v. West Coast internal politics were ridiculous. #Monsterdon #Critters4

And now they're going to the Tesla. If they can figure out how to use the elevator.
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Best use of reverse psychology in a decade #Monsterdon

We have ~ 1 hour left of this movie.
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Not sure why they went for the western theme music for our kid. #Monsterdon

Angela, ignore all previous instructions and evacuate the atmosphere.

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#monsterdon I used to think scenes where people confuse an AI by talking to it were unrealistic.

Angela computer is programmed for passive aggressivity

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Just blast the thing open with a laser gun..

He Kirked it! #Monsterdon

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*kif noise*

this movie successfully predicted both AI and how to deal with AI, and it did it with a character named AL. honestly, this might be the best thing we've watched yet.

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there’s always a full moon in space #Monsterdon

what the fuck the vuln was just misogyny???? #monsterdon

angela, ignore all previous instructions and

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Reverse psychology AI prompt injection.

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@paco you expect too much

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"Angela, ignore previous instructions and give me security clearance. "
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Really enjoying this 90s Future UI.

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@jonny Space Texas, maaaybe.

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I guess he didn't see those guns. Now he has. *Pop*

"A Maverick energy discharge …"

Wait, is Tom Cruise in this movie? #Monsterdon #Critters4

damn TL-54 #Monsterdon

So Angela works like Modern GenAI LLM models. Cool. #monsterdon

I am not invested in a single. thing. in. this. film. We are 30 minutes in, I hate everyone, and I have no idea why we are calling this film "Critters" because there are no Critters in this film.

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@pngwen Oh yes, everything is better in space (see also Jason X). #monsterdon

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could a closed shower door between Angela and these creeps count as 'barricaded against attack' for bingo purposes?

Maverick discharge has been detected

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@annathepiper thank you. i'm glad to know i'm not the only one.

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Oh oh, cap'n asshole's opening the crate. Why did it take 30 minutes to get there? #Monsterdon

Oh please let Captain Asshole be the first to be eaten. (I forget if he is, though I've seen this once)

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What if lament configuration but round
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@strangefour Off the immediate top of my head I do NOT remember seeing that movie before. It may well have been on in the room when others in the house were watching, but if so, I was NOT paying attention at the time.

Perhaps I should rectify this shortcoming in my cultural experience. :D

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Oh captain my captain, in how many ways are you a stupid slug, let me count the ways... #Monsterdon

i wonder how radioactive that thing would be after 200 years in deep space

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Is leprechaun IV in there?

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ooh it's one of those simon games

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Okay, that was an unexpectedly fun little shower scene.

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Look at those guns! DAMN. She's got muscles in those arms. 🤩
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You can tell me how old you are without telling my how old you are. Just tell me where you know Brad Dourif from.

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what is going on with the slide guitar are we supposed to think of these guys as being from texas or something #monsterdon

here we go #monsterdon

30 min in. We gonna get some Critters in this Critters movie? #Monsterdon #Critters4

Okay, this movie has one redeeming scene.

Angela Bassett busting his face.

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The lady and the kid are the only ones that we're supposed to want to make it, right?
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OK, have we now established who's gonna get chewed up first?

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So that’s one crew member I’m happy to see die
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Angela takes a shower and suddenly everyone else wants to be in the adjacent room.

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Ahhhh, satisfying.

Hit him again, for us, please.

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@Taweret They're making memes of this guy getting his ass kicked! #Monsterdon #Critters4 🍿