This kid is everybody's apprentice, huh #Monsterdon

Charlie, surely you can describe them better than, “they don’t look anything like a fish.”

#Monsterdon

"you ever seen a piranha? they look nothing like that."

like, i know in my head that this movie is not good, but...

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This soundtrack is pretty lame. Even the background music is super boring.

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What do they look like? You ever seen a banana? Well it doesn't look like a banana.

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You're piranha fish references are going past the space kid, I fear..

"They don't look nothin' like a piranha."

#Monsterdon #Critters4

The blue laser we rented for the third scene had no effect.
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where's ethan?? WHERR IS MY BABY SON??

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Correct Answer for 30 minute poll...

Critters 4 has the highest body count of the first four films with 7 dead.

NOBODY got the answer!! 😂

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Ewwwwwww

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#monsterdon ahhhhh the 90s, when a guitar twang plus some synths could be scoring Baywatch, Brisco County Jr., or Critters 4

@CactuarJoe Jonathan Brand-X

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It would be just five years between Brad Dourif's performance here and his appearance in a legitimate Aliens film. What a career arc.

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@combatwombat If we don't get a criteball, I will _not_ be voting for another Critters movie. I will _not_ I tell ya,

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hey, they have a stargate #monsterdon

@ramsey@don.monster 50 something years in I'm guessing stasis #monsterdon #Critters4

@xerozohar Jonathan Brand-less #Monsterdon

Bernie's trying to open the pharmacy... #Monsterdon

“You’ve never been to Earth?” #Monsterdon

Are the crites are uncorked let’s get this plot-a-movin’
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That's right, slow down there movie. Something almost happened. #Monsterdon #Critters4

who cares he sucked anyway

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He's from Wisconsin.

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How do Crites multiply again? With just two I fear we won't get a criteball. #monsterdon

Stop pointing the gun at that kid!
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So… Critters is all about body horror now, huh?

That's cool, I guess. So, what, the people making it heard about the completely fictional and never-actually-made Alien Resurrection and went "Let's do that, but somehow make it even worse!"

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my bingo card has a square 'spacesuit darted!' and now I'm trying to look at everyone's space suit (in the few scenes where there are any) and see if they have darts I think they must need them in order to be form fitting but I need to see it

#MONSTERDON
Please keep all the good actors in the control room.

No! Don't go!

charlie, can you not point that gun at me please?

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#monsterdon Imagine getting hit with a fire extinguisher and then getting up a few minutes later.

@trixter I had to wait 34 minutes for them to show up in the first place

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@diazona @Newpa_Hasai omg

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@Configures this is fair

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@diazona They were just hatched, give them time!

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#monsterdon Why is he still doing reverse psychology? I thought he got security clearance already?

@Newpa_Hasai Oh I was just jokingly asking if they existed but maybe they do.

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Are baby critters called crittens? #Monsterdon

So the laser gun did nothing?!
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The captain is down (very slowly) and the Critters (and Charlie) are loose on the station!

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ah shit, here we go again
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Fun fact: plenty of other predators ALSO go for the anus, first.
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#monsterdon lol the movie thought crittermouth was much scarier than it was I guess

baby crites!

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"Maverick Energy Discharge" is the name of my new 90s band

#Monsterdon #Critters #Critters4

Swish and spit #Monsterdon

OK, I hate the guy, but that's kind of fucked up.
(Critter jumped in his mouth.)
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Couldn’t have happened to a worse guy—well, I could actually think of a few worse…

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My mom: "I don't mean to be crude, but is that a different form of muff diving?"

Yes, mom. yes it is.

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Must this death scene be so dramatic and last so long?

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this music is too serious for the captain's death. this is a comedy sequence, not a tense horror scene.

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They're taking quite a while to eat the captain

Gotta get more efficient

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@Newpa_Hasai There weren't Critters 5-8?

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went on attention strike until critters happened and boy they are HAPPENING #monsterdon

yeah right in the mouth and also the wrist! got em!

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⁉️ TRIVIA PART 4 🦔🥚

Memory Test

One of the Crites gets a haircut from a laser rifle.

💡Do you recall Critters 2: The Main Course (1988) where one Crite gets a similar haircut from a laser rifle held by a bounty hunter?

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I feel that situation would be harder on the critter than on the dude

heimlich!! HEIMLICH #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Thanks! I almost got locked—

...aw, I'm in space aren't I?"

Bad scripts love to write someone's thought being interrupted, and it's extremely hard to pull off naturally in the movie

Yes, good.

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Poison quill him! #Monsterdon

This looks more like Goulies than Critters. #Monsterdon #Critters4

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Oh great, the gyro pilot has returned...

OM NOM NOM

G'bye, Captain Dickweed!

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I would have gone with “Critters” not “The Eggs”

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Awwww they're just little baby ones!

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It couldn't happen to a better guy.

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all the Alien ape-ing is just burning my biscuits

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A worthy first victim.

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Oh FINALLY

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Bite attack!
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Charlie and the Space Elevator now has Crites.

Space Cadbury Eggs! #monsterdon

Egg white? #Monsterdon

yes! yes, eat him! bite his face!

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FINALLY

AAAAAGH IT'S AN ATTACK FURBY!

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#monsterdon 36 minutes in, and we've finally got a critter!

come on, Critters. please kill these people

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oh right this is supposed to be a movie about Crites
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FINALLY! Some Crites!

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I wonder what Scott Grimes is doing right now.

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Clever girl!

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Really not Kansas anymore #Monsterdon

Tubi is going to show me like 10 minutes of commercials while he is trapped in the elevator so DON"T spoil it for me.

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@Configures @flowerpot Yep. But I definitely recognize the guy from Twin Peaks, too.

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to think, charlie was getting drunk on a bike just three movies ago #monsterdon

36 minutes in and we finally have Crites. Hallelujah! #monsterdon

LEGGO MY L'EGGO, CAPTAIN!

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Captain Asshole’s looking for a payday.

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Hey, Charlie might be super valuable, you don't know!

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Hey Charlie! Crites are never far behind when Charlie's about!

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2004: a Space Charlie

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guy takes one look at the detritus of a dead station and knows exactly the kind of trouble he's in. hashtag relatable. (^_^)

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↑ ↑ ↑ I am going to boost my own post in some number of minutes. This post is evergreen.

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Hey, Canned Bounty Hunter.
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@combatwombat

They better form a ball the size of a planet to make for the first half hour!

#Monsterdon #Critters #Critters4

forgot about Charlie #monsterdon

I am GENUINELY surrpised this guy is still alive

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Are there Critters in this movie?? Asking for a friend.

#Monsterdon