If you were not refuse material, you would not be in a reclamation tube.
@flowerpot I want to speed up everything
Sure. A Space Gurney. Why Not.
#monsterdon
TEMU jokes will never go out of style.
@bstacey
Impressively specific!!
Eric DaRe has such a range of hairstyles #monsterdon
Angela/Siri I know what Iβm doing now! #Monsterdon
I think that wet sock smell they were smelling isn't because of the air filters, it's because the trash tubes are hooked up to the ventilation system.
#monsterdon #Critters4
Oh look a duct! Perfect for piping stink around the spacecraft
Meet George jettison
@xerozohar hah! π
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these are very long seconds
Why is the ejection to space vented?
#monsterdon
Am I wrong to want to speed up the countdown?
#Monsterdon #Critters4
Poor Charlie⦠#monsterdon
I know the movie is garbage but this is ridiculous
Think I'm done for the night. Going to read while my nails dry, then go to bed. Don't wanna type too much lest I fuck my nails up.
Night everyone! #monsterdon
Oh, I beg to differ, kid.
This is a poor example of the βgreat artists stealβ saying
I want to riff the hell out of this movie, but they're not giving me much to work withβ¦
"You're watching 'Manos, The Hands of Fate'"
If you were not waste material you would not be in the waste receptical.
Honestly, stellar reasoning from the ship AI.
Angela is literally talking to the garbage. #Monsterdon #Critters4 πΏ
I refuse to listen to waste material! FUCK YOU, COMPUTER!!!
If you were not waste material you would not be in this movie. #Monsterdon #Critters4
Her logic is irrefutable.
They chucked themselves right into the garbage. #Monsterdon #Critters4 πΏ
#MONSTERDON
Doogie Howzer in space
Angelaβs logic is flawless.
Always make an announcement to the garbage before disposal. #monsterdon
Hey, this movie was good enough on its own. It doesn't need to steal from other movies! #Monsterdon
Shut down all mashers on the detention level!!
#monsterdon Gee, what film are they doing now? I can't quite place it.
Maybe they should ask their droid to shut down the garbage masher.
Oh, how considerate. They talk to the trash.
#monsterdon #Critters4
why the crite is the "disposal" chute almost above head-level?
This guy yelling "Ethan" looks familiar. I missed the cast listing. (Trying to make date candies)
To the ducts! #Monsterdon
Is there going to be a dianoga in there? #Monsterdon
Into the garbage chute, flyboy!
oh, _now_ it's a smegging garbage pod
Star Wars had a trash scene and bad shit tons of money! We need space trash!!!!
#monsterdon
Oh, the classic trash compactor gag.
Things Iβve seen in much better moviesβ¦
#monsterdon
The director really loved the trash compactor scene in Star Wars.
Enough with the canning jar product placement, movie. Those creepy alien fetuses haven't even been properly sealed and sterilized. #Monsterdon #ShutUpBrand
The 5% slapstick comedy is not fitting with the vibe of the rest of the movie
Hey I remember this gag from #StarWars movie. ποΈ
#monsterdon #Critters4
Great now a temu garbage disposal scene.
Well so far this movie is awful, with lousy sets, cheap F/X and even worse acting. It's great. #Monsterdon #Critters4
Star Wars detected in the garbage chute!!
WhooAoOAOooA #monsterdon
Theyβre doing a Star Wars garbage compactor.
Confusion
Why did they jump in the garbage chute into grossness?
I was reading posts and missed the brain fart reasoning that lead them here.
Shut down all the garbage disposals on the detention level!! #Monsterdon #Critters4
ew. that jacket's not gonna be white anymore.
Being an engineer on a spacecraft seems like a bad plan if you're bad in confined spaces.
#monsterdon is this kid some secret, third Corey? #critters4
@Lazarou I've got a recently decommissioned drive I could send you that makes very similar noises.
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Waiting for Jonesy to be in the corner hissing.
Nostril close up!
He's just going to keep pushing buttons and open up all the cages, isn't he?
#Monsterdon #Critters4
Chekov's pharmacy?
#Monsterdon
i mean, you were the ones pressing all the buttons, kid. you get what you get.
βWhy would you even breed raptors, Hammond?β
#monsterdon
@CactuarJoe Spared no expense!
You are engaged in unauthorized communication! So don't talk, but walk around as much as you like..
It's Alexa
#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru
This movie is making me want to watch Alien again
#monsterdon
Aw man, Mr. DNA is gonna pop up here in a minute isn't he :/ #Monsterdon
Dr McCormick's secret lab. Unidentifiable things floating in colored water.
Behold! Xenomorph lab!
@jeffron π
I feel like this would've been much better as a Realms of the Haunting-style FMV game. #Monsterdon
Crites on a Crutch #monsterdon
WELCOME TO JURASSIC PARK.
#monsterdon
@Crazypedia Critters? I know this!
@yatsu I was just humming that theme.
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ethan keeps his id swipe card in his tshirt pocket because of course he has a pocket on his tshirt it's all perfectly sensible
this movie needs Holly to declare that there's an emergency going on
Totally a Crite hatching lab.
Everybody cut footloose!
#MONSTERDON
Crazy old timey bounty Hunter, crazy old timey prospector. What's the difference
Bladerunner called. They want their soundtrack back. And they brought their lawyers.
Rip-off of some Vangelis in the background music here #monsterdon
Why are these folks seemingly so greedy? Is space life hard like that?
What if..cell phones. In space.
This film was made in 1992 COME ON
#monsterdon
Oh, oh, Charlie and Ethan just had a bonding moment. I think that means Ethan's gonna buy it.
Whoops, key item located. #Monsterdon
Dryer vents are the go to space age debris for the production on a budget. #Monsterdon
DR McCormick, He was pretty spicy in his day.
@amyfou I have stopped trying to figure it out.
He coulda just said, "they look like a cracked out porcupine."
"What's a pirahna?"
"a horror movie worse than this one, but not by much"
"Doctor... Zachary... Smith."
Hearing Bladerunner music trying to sneak in here.
#monsterdon You can tell there was a dad on the writing staff for this one. "You ever see a piranha?" "Well they don't look nothin' like a piranha"
@nazokiyoubinbou Fair point