If you were not refuse material, you would not be in a reclamation tube.

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@flowerpot I want to speed up everything

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Sure. A Space Gurney. Why Not.
#monsterdon

TEMU jokes will never go out of style.

#Monsterdon

@bstacey
Impressively specific!!

#Critters4 #Monsterdon

Eric DaRe has such a range of hairstyles #monsterdon

Angela/Siri I know what I’m doing now! #Monsterdon

I think that wet sock smell they were smelling isn't because of the air filters, it's because the trash tubes are hooked up to the ventilation system.

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Oh look a duct! Perfect for piping stink around the spacecraft

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Meet George jettison

#monsterdon
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@xerozohar hah! 😂

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#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👾 👾 ☠️ 😱

these are very long seconds

Why is the ejection to space vented?
#monsterdon

Am I wrong to want to speed up the countdown?
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Poor Charlie… #monsterdon

I know the movie is garbage but this is ridiculous

#Monsterdon

Think I'm done for the night. Going to read while my nails dry, then go to bed. Don't wanna type too much lest I fuck my nails up.

Night everyone! #monsterdon

Oh, I beg to differ, kid.

#monsterdon #critters4

This is a poor example of the “great artists steal” saying

#monsterdon
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I want to riff the hell out of this movie, but they're not giving me much to work with…

"You're watching 'Manos, The Hands of Fate'"

#monsterdon

If you were not waste material you would not be in the waste receptical.

Honestly, stellar reasoning from the ship AI.

#Monsterdon

Angela is literally talking to the garbage. #Monsterdon #Critters4 🍿

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I refuse to listen to waste material! FUCK YOU, COMPUTER!!!

If you were not waste material you would not be in this movie. #Monsterdon #Critters4

Her logic is irrefutable.

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They chucked themselves right into the garbage. #Monsterdon #Critters4 🍿

#MONSTERDON
Doogie Howzer in space

Angela’s logic is flawless.

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Always make an announcement to the garbage before disposal. #monsterdon

"we're not waste material"

Monsterdon Disagrees

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Hey, this movie was good enough on its own. It doesn't need to steal from other movies! #Monsterdon

Shut down all mashers on the detention level!!

#monsterdon
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#monsterdon Gee, what film are they doing now? I can't quite place it.

Maybe they should ask their droid to shut down the garbage masher.

Oh, how considerate. They talk to the trash.
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why the crite is the "disposal" chute almost above head-level?

#Monsterdon

This guy yelling "Ethan" looks familiar. I missed the cast listing. (Trying to make date candies)

#Monsterdon

To the ducts! #Monsterdon

Is there going to be a dianoga in there? #Monsterdon

Into the garbage chute, flyboy!

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oh, _now_ it's a smegging garbage pod

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Star Wars had a trash scene and bad shit tons of money! We need space trash!!!!
#monsterdon  

Oh, the classic trash compactor gag.

Things I’ve seen in much better movies…
#monsterdon

The director really loved the trash compactor scene in Star Wars.

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Enough with the canning jar product placement, movie. Those creepy alien fetuses haven't even been properly sealed and sterilized. #Monsterdon #ShutUpBrand

The 5% slapstick comedy is not fitting with the vibe of the rest of the movie

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Hey I remember this gag from #StarWars movie. 🗑️
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Great now a temu garbage disposal scene.

#monsterdon

Well so far this movie is awful, with lousy sets, cheap F/X and even worse acting. It's great. #Monsterdon #Critters4

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Star Wars detected in the garbage chute!!

WhooAoOAOooA #monsterdon

They’re doing a Star Wars garbage compactor.

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Confusion

Why did they jump in the garbage chute into grossness?

I was reading posts and missed the brain fart reasoning that lead them here.

#Monsterdon

Shut down all the garbage disposals on the detention level!! #Monsterdon #Critters4

ew. that jacket's not gonna be white anymore.

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Being an engineer on a spacecraft seems like a bad plan if you're bad in confined spaces.

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#monsterdon is this kid some secret, third Corey? #critters4

@Lazarou I've got a recently decommissioned drive I could send you that makes very similar noises.

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Waiting for Jonesy to be in the corner hissing.

Nostril close up!

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He's just going to keep pushing buttons and open up all the cages, isn't he?
#Monsterdon #Critters4

Chekov's pharmacy?
#Monsterdon

i mean, you were the ones pressing all the buttons, kid. you get what you get.

#monsterdon #Critters4

“Why would you even breed raptors, Hammond?”
#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Spared no expense!

#Monsterdon

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You are engaged in unauthorized communication! So don't talk, but walk around as much as you like..

@paco

"Space Cross or Space Shield?"

#Monsterdon #Critters #Critters4

It's Alexa
#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

This movie is making me want to watch Alien again
#monsterdon  

Aw man, Mr. DNA is gonna pop up here in a minute isn't he :/ #Monsterdon

Dr McCormick's secret lab. Unidentifiable things floating in colored water.

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Behold! Xenomorph lab!

#Monsterdon

@jeffron 💗

#monsterdon

I like how the pharmacy door says "Cardholders Only."

MasterCard holders only. amirite?

#monsterdon

I feel like this would've been much better as a Realms of the Haunting-style FMV game. #Monsterdon

Crites on a Crutch #monsterdon

WELCOME TO JURASSIC PARK.
#monsterdon

@Crazypedia Critters? I know this!

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@yatsu I was just humming that theme.

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ethan keeps his id swipe card in his tshirt pocket because of course he has a pocket on his tshirt it's all perfectly sensible

this movie needs Holly to declare that there's an emergency going on

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Totally a Crite hatching lab.

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Dr. McKormic certainly knew how to spice things up.

Terrible doctor, though.

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Everybody cut footloose!

#monsterdon
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Crazy old timey bounty Hunter, crazy old timey prospector. What's the difference

Bladerunner called. They want their soundtrack back. And they brought their lawyers.

#monsterdon #Critters4

Rip-off of some Vangelis in the background music here #monsterdon

Why are these folks seemingly so greedy? Is space life hard like that?

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What if..cell phones. In space.
This film was made in 1992 COME ON
#monsterdon

Oh, oh, Charlie and Ethan just had a bonding moment. I think that means Ethan's gonna buy it.

#monsterdon

Whoops, key item located. #Monsterdon

Dryer vents are the go to space age debris for the production on a budget. #Monsterdon

DR McCormick, He was pretty spicy in his day.

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@amyfou I have stopped trying to figure it out.

#monsterdon

He coulda just said, "they look like a cracked out porcupine."

#Monsterdon

"What's a pirahna?"
"a horror movie worse than this one, but not by much"

#Monsterdon

"Doctor... Zachary... Smith."

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Hearing Bladerunner music trying to sneak in here.

#Critters4 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon You can tell there was a dad on the writing staff for this one. "You ever see a piranha?" "Well they don't look nothin' like a piranha"

@nazokiyoubinbou Fair point

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