They're hitting all the tropes in this movie 😑 #monsterdon

Is Bernie making spacemeth
Is that what Bernie is up to
#Monsterdon

great now I have Pills by St. Vincent in my head #Monsterdon

#monsterdon This is why I'm not a pharmacist, I too would just put loose pills in unmarked drawers.

Where's Bernie? At the pharmacy of course. About to get eaten. #Monsterdon

i would like to know why that room is covered in astroturf tho.

#monsterdon #Critters4

"i'm gonna get ALL the antidepressants until I find one that really works!"

#monsterdon #Critters4

Cocaine Crit

#monsterdon
#critters4

critters about to get krunk?
or just more wall lurking?
#monsterdon

they should show that old brick maze windows screensaver

#Monsterdon

homie it's a pharmacy they have containers #monsterdon

Critter-cam time

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Dude. Mixing drugs is a recipe for disaster (and a clean environment is conducive to quick escapes).

#Monsterdon #Critters4

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Crites are gonna eat those drugs.

♫ THE CANDYMAAAAAN ♪
♪ THE CANDYMAN CAAAAAN ♫

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👾 👾 ☠️ 😱

seriously why didn't they make a professional do his ponytail there's something deeply wrong with the back of his head

None of these storage media are zero-g safe.

#monsterdon #Critters4

#Monsterdon typical Bernie, trying to get Medicare For All #Monsterdon #Critters4

Once a Leo, always a Leo #monsterdon

Bernie, like a kid in a candy store. “We got all the flavors.”

#Monsterdon

Remember when this series about about critters chasing people around? #monsterdon

Bernie getting a little something for the weekend

#Critters4 #Monsterdon

Gonna get some cool shit at this pharmacy, like Silphium or however its spelt.

It's not IMPOSSIBLE

#Monsterdon

And Bernie steps into heaven.

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Syphaloids?

…

You know, fam, the Owlbear has a pretty high bullshit tolerance, and I enjoy my bad movies, but I might just draw the line at giant sentient VD.

#Monsterdon

Why is Dave Matthews in this movie?

#monsterdon #Critters4

oo, Bernie about to be So High!

#monsterdon #Critters4

@CactuarJoe Boglins 4: the new batch

#Monsterdon

just get your face down and hoover up those pills into your face! hurry!

#Monsterdon #Critters4

"They'll be here in a couple hours! They'll see we fucked up, learn that we know about their genetic weapons experiments and the final specimen they need to complete their superweapon! They'll kill us nice and neat and then we can all go home!" #Monsterdon

That pharmacy is well stocked with bath salts

#monsterdon
#Critters4

i like that this guy's entire plot is just he wants to get the good hospital drugs

#monsterdon

im also thinking of voting to get the fuck out of here now

#Monsterdon

Are the critters getting high in the pharmacy?

#monsterdon #Critters4

Predatory species engineered to clear property? It's the future the billionaires always wanted! #Monsterdon

Well that asshole is right at least, they'll probably kill you instead of pay you

#monsterdon #Critters4

Bernie now has access to the drugs. Bernie is happy(er) now.

#Monsterdon #Critters4

#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👾 👾 ☠️ 😱

oh no my sister had that forest scene wallpaper on her side of the bedroom noooooooo

Q: What was TV person's gender?

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

So they were building the perfect beast.

Huh.
#monsterdon

Screw Bernie, where's Waldo?

#monsterdon #Critters4

@tankgrrl The 1950s had shag carpet. The 1990s had... astroturf.
#monsterdon

who called "they were trying to weaponize the crites" in the first 5 minutes lol nailed it #monsterdon

cool puppet
#monsterdon
#critters4

Is Bernie the ship's Taebo instructor?

#Monsterdon #Critters #Critters4

#MONSTERDON
So which wrestler is the guy with the slick back hair?

I didn’t know Jeff Goldblum was in this.
#monsterdon

Budget facehugger

#Monsterdon

The final evolution of the Creepy Crawlers. #Monsterdon

Oh no! Some kind of wiggly bug thing!

#monsterdon #Critters4

Called it.

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Yes, flop that rubber bug around on a stage light.

#Monsterdon #Critters4

here comes the critter enhancer #monsterdon

Why does this movie feel so much like #AlienResurrection?

#Monsterdon #Critters4

#monsterdon This is not even a movie, it's really just a money laundering effort with a plot saran wrapped to it.

Wow. Complete lack of effort on the FX team's part.

#monsterdon #Critters4

@CactuarJoe totally nOt aLIeN RIpoFF

#Monsterdon

why are there so many minutes in this movie with stephen king looking at stuff and so few minutes with critters doing barrel rolls and eating the whole crew #monsterdon

My god, they're growing slimy puppets! #Monsterdon

metabolic accelerator

...

crites exist

The universe is boned.

#Monsterdon

"Forced Maturity Tests" are scientific jargon for the parentification of young children, usually the oldest, in this essay I will....

#Monsterdon

#MONSTERDON The Astroturf is a real choice.

Syphacrites!

#Monsterdon #Critters #Critters4

Dammit!

#monsterdon

Of course they're building monsters. Why wouldn't they. #Monsterdon

Get out of the seat and let a pro do it is so 90s
#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Lol some of the stuff I'm seeing in a lab look like they were bought at an auction. Jurassic Park even. #Monsterdon

"syphalloids"

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Dourif about to commune with this computer.

#monsterdon #Critters4

And Ikea Poang chairs IN SPACE

#monsterdon #Critters4

Welcome to the Future! #Monsterdon

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You mean my feathered haircut is 60 years out of date?

@xerozohar can't wait to be in the Critters Future in 20 years

#Monsterdon

bring the critters back plz

#Monsterdon #Critters4

They're dead, they're toast, they're history. They're ex parrots!

#monsterdon

Someone left the price tag on the bottom of the juice pitcher.

#monsterdon #Critters4

“You’ve floating around that pod for half a century” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👾 👾 ☠️ 😱

HEY NOW 50 years is a long time but not long enough that everyone you knew is dead unless you only knew smokers with untreated high blood pressure or whatever

Burn-e is the top of eloquence
#monsterdon #Critters4

“All my friends are dead”
#monsterdon

Meanwhile, the Critters #monsterdon

we're almost an hour in and we've only seen two critters, huh?

#monsterdon

Temu Freddy Kruger

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#critters4

yeah I imagine it would suck to learn everyone you knowed and loved is dead while you've been in cryostasis with the critters

#Monsterdon

Bernie’s next for being mean to Charlie (and wanting to rip off a pharmacy).

#Monsterdon #Critters4

“I didn’t kill anybody!”
Me to the police about to turn this moving violation into a triple homicide charge in the interrogation room while a lawyer screams from behind the one-way mirror
#Monsterdon

*spits out drink* THIS IS ONLY FIFTY YEARS IN THE FUTURE hahahahaha

#Monsterdon

Going to get a snake, hope I don't miss anything important (the crits)
#monsterdon  

does Bernie get eaten next?

#monsterdon #Critters4

"They're history." "Well, aren't you just a bundle of joy"

#monsterdon #Critters4

Wait, only 53 years? I thought they said 100 in the trailer. So this is only 2045? And humanity has interstellar travel and space stations and everything by then?

We better really step up our game!!

#Monsterdon

I don't understand. I missed the beginning... Oh well #Monsterdon #Critters4

Oh come on. Charlie can't even SPELL culture shock. #Monsterdon

"well it's a good thing I ain't never had no real friends"

#monsterdon #Critters4

Please let that carpet be the future we all get.

#Monsterdon

Welcome to Earf

#Monsterdon

@amyfou Ohhh. You meant in the robot voice countdown. I thought you were talking about the dragging dialog. 😃
#monsterdon

@diazona 😆
#Monsterdon #Critters4

what a star wars trash compactor ripoff
#monsterdon
#critters4

Coffee shop is cool

#monsterdon
#critters4