Oh they’re gonna shoot a hole through the space station
This is such a terrible plan
#monsterdon

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Why are you carrying a .45 in a space ship?

What good is a drink gonna do us! Oh. It's a gun.

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ok but why have a gun in a spaceship tho

"it's all we've got"

so we're gonna drop it at some point then.

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WAIT THE AUTOBOTS TALK
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Loving all the “prompt engineering” going on here. #Monsterdon #Critters4

jesus charlie

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Brad Dourif looks like Martin Herlihy from Please Don't Destroy and SNL #monsterdon

:bing: Critters SF movie fan merch

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Fran has clearly played Joust before! #Monsterdon

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Critter SUBTITLES!!

Road trip!

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in a typical twist of fate, 'romance in zero gee' turns out to be my only one-more-square-to-bingo square and I STILL hope it doesn't ever get checked

The really really cheaply made "Crites" were kind of cute in a super low budget 1986 movie, but I have to point out that in this 1992 movie with CG effects, space stations, and just general all around (wannabe) high scifi feel they really look... especially cheap...

Like couldn't they have made them better looking for this one at least?

#Monsterdon

I think Fran had the right idea. Why did they stop her?
#CrackThoseEggs
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@jonny good times

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That’s one hell of an ACL #Monsterdon #critters4

Omelette du Furball

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poor Charlie, 4 movies later he still the comic relief.
#monsterdon
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#monsterdon Why are they stopping her from smashing the eggs? That seems like a good idea to me.

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ASS-TESLA TRAJECTORY (?)

Elon *was* involved

WE are now in the egg-stomping portion of our film.

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angela basset does not fuck around. good girl.

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just imagine the key combos on that massive keyboard #monsterdon

This is the franchise that just keeps giving and giving.

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Yeah protect yourself from the syphiloids.

#monsterdon

yes please god more critter shenanigans please we need things to be happening before the movie ends
#monsterdon

ASS-Tesla? #Monsterdon #Critters4

Nuke it from orbit! The sets, the production offices, the editing suite, all of it!

#Monsterdon #Critters #Critters4

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The younger generation of Critters has adopted computer technology.

@diazona it's hard to remember that one of the best scenes of all time happened in this series of movies when you're watching alien critters
https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/114215438643883402

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Reactor cores change their mind all the time. #Monsterdon

Crites have remarkable genetic memory. #monsterdon

The Critters know how to operate the ship?! They should have led with this!
#Monsterdon #Critters4

Critter-Yutani

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Funny how the space station is shaped like an apartment tower.
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Is anyone else annoyed that the AI is called Angela and Angela is called Fran?

Does that brother anyone else?

No?

Just me then. Cool, cool, cool.
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Bernie the all American gathering up the Red, White, and Ludes.

#Monsterdon

I do really like the color schemes in this movie.

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They may be eating everyone but I don't think the court of cutes would find the critters guilty

#Monsterdon

Finally. The Crites are taking over the station.

#Monsterdon

Crite 1: This is our station now.

Crite 2: What’re your orders, captain?

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@CactuarJoe live free and cube hard

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In this universe, Jeffries Tubes are UNLIT and ALL EDGES
#monsterdon

i can see the wood grain on the plywood spaceship hull #monsterdon

New, computer literate Critters.

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Is that critter using the computer :blobaww:

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@helianthropy It's like national politics.

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foley team, i salute your efforts but that ply isn't gonna convice me it's metal no matter how much metal noise you add

#monsterdon #Critters4

I love that you can see the plywood texture in the emergency panel 🤣
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@jonny ooh there should be a burger restaurant on this station

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:bing: do nuclear cores change their mind?

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Lost! In the Space Station!
#monsterdon

Is that a Tandy pocket computer on his belt? #Monsterdon

Was that a glimpse of an old pocket computer in Al Bert's pocket holster that I saw?

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Where’s Waldo: Waldo Finds A Shiv (1992)
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Bernie has met the critters.

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Mmm Wet Crites
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"Alien" critters is like 100x as boring as "Malcolm in the Middle" critters. the entire movie rests on there being tons of critters and them doing lots of stuff in cool locations and you can't do that when you only have five guys to eat. #monsterdon

We are the weapons now?
#monsterdon
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@CardboardRobot Right? They must have grown because one fit in that first victim's mouth.
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@Louisa That's ACTING!
#monsterdon  

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Bernie will be back this weekend.

(Sorry, I've been waiting for him to die just to make that fairly obscure joke.)

Red has many positive connotations for a children's hospital :)

#Monsterdon

Charlie continuing to pass on the knowledge of Crite fighting.

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m-m-m-monitoring

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Ahahahah of course a bunch of the sets were taken from Android (1982) also starring Charlie

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Critters are larger than I expected

#monsterdon
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Will the crites consume drugs?
What Then?
#monsterdon

Best acting so far 😀
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LANGUAGE MISTER
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If these two critters don’t get stoned immediately after killing Bernie, I’m protesting.

#Monsterdon

Wow. This guy got caught totally by surprise despite strong and repeated warnings.

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Okay, it would have been funnier if the Crite bit him on the ass. I mean, it was right there.

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also Bernie the year before filming #critters4
#monsterdon

I feel sorry for the grip that to pop open all the blister packs of cold medicine to make this scene possible.

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At least he's starting the game with pac pellets in hand. #Monsterdon

C'mon, we all now Bernie is going to be a victim, kill him now.
#monsterdon
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PILLS HERE

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I mean he has very nice curls and all, but the ponytailing was just not done correctly and THAT's where the critter attacked him and that is not a coincidence I don't think

Oh wow these critters really fattened themselves up in the last 20 minutes

#Monsterdon #Critters4

@strangefour 🤞
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Ah, crites are all growed up!

#monsterdon

Joke's on him. They're all tic-tacs.

#monsterdon

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Chekov's Pharmacy has been raided..

hello!

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the movie teasing me with the possibility of SHODAN once again

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CRITTER CRITTER CRITTER

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Pacman? Come on, grapics in 92 should be cooler than this #Monsterdon

“Laura, don't go there” #monsterdon

Floor pills! Worth dying for

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#monsterdon there should be a video of just the Crittercam and its accompanying grumbles on YouTube, and it should be 4 hours long

I am personally believing Ernie / Bernie is not bagging these drugs to sell but he has chronic pain and it's still hard to control addiction

#Monsterdon

Motion Sensor? check.

#Monsterdon

Critter cam

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This movie features keming
#monsterdon

just gotta scrape muh drugs off the floor
#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Attack the ponytail first!

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that control panel is just pacman with different shapes