There's a familiar ship!

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SEEN IT!

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YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!

These space effects are so awesomely bad

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Oh good, space corp cops are here.

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For an abandonded ship, there are sure a lot of bubbling pots of stuff #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Guys we've got a big problem : They've made a new puppet!

it's a crite factory, they are ingenious
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does that weird effect count as 'critter explodes' for bingo purposes

Oh, look it's a Super Crite, and I couldn't care less.

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This movie was an experiment to see what would happen if two film crews worked on two different parts of the movie without consulting each other about tone

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Careful everybody, the single Cello and Violin are trying to be a soundtrack. Nobody say anything, we don't want to scare them off. Oh, they're gone already.
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I appreciate they gave the Mad Scientist Crite the Dr. Wily hair. #Monsterdon

@Louisa Maybe Terracore will gift the characters with safety razors and blazers and they will become classier.

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thought you said you were gonna take out the last one, dude.

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The Predalien of Critters? #monsterdon

Welp. The franchise has been renewed. Apparently these crites understand genetic engineering.

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AUDREY II?!
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Uh oh, they fed the gremlins after midnight

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The kid's gonna go fuck around the evil science lab because of reasons.

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I feel like I've not been commenting all that much. Then again, nothing's happening. #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero @whiskeysailor oh so much this

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Calling it right now, You're Not My Daddy is gonna save Teen Gunslinger here and get killed. #Monsterdon

Waltzing about finger-tapping the trigger, this kid's a menace.

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Sure. Let the Moopsies out.

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I don't know what this UFL is. What the rules are or where they get the players. It looks like it's played on a regulation American football field. You can count the number of fans present. #monsterdon

so budget boy's just gonna let all the other aliens out? sure, why not.

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Kill the baby metroid samus!

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You know, Charlie said that it takes 6 months for the eggs to hatch. I don't think I've ever seen it take that long in any of the other movies now that I actually think about it.

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My mind: he should see if the critters eggs are edible

Weird Teen Boy: Puts shell close to his mouth either sniffing it or getting a taste

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#monsterdon DON'T STICK YOUR FINGERS IN ALIEN GOOP!

DON'T EVER DO THAT!

@jonny needs accordions. you should provide accompaniment to all future
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Maybe that's why you should have crushed those eggs back when you had the chance, just saying
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@flowerpot saaame #monsterdon

I feel like I need to watch Aliens immediately after this, to cleanse my brain.

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Eggshells. Why did it have to be eggshells.

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"88 magnum. Shoots through schools"

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So theres more eggs. But eggs take 6 months to incubate. But the new scientifically literate critters might realize the power of the Metabolic Accelerator.

But there wasn't enough budget for more than Critters.

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Meanwhile at In-Gen
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@CactuarJoe and gumption!

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I don't know if it's this music or the plot, but I am struggling to stay awake.
Hoping for a jump scare sooner than later.
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i think the total time it took to write, perform, and master the score is exactly the same as the duration of the score #monsterdon

Back in the spice lab!

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Geez, it's only been a little over an hour?

This one's painful folks.

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Daddy issues Ethan?
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Clearly DOGE bros had all the ship’s redundant systems scrapped because lols.

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Young Luke Skywalker doesn’t believe the self-promoted captain is his father. He must trust in the force to guide his one bullet true.

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I miss the first reel of this movie.

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Is he sure, has he checked his feelings about that paternal thing?

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Can't they jettison Charlie into space? #Monsterdon #Critters4 🍿

Writer's barely disguised daddy issues

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"You're not my father!"

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Okay, was anyone else counting? There's what. maybe 2 bullets left in that gun?

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Was... there some kind of... parental conflict plot that got left on the cutting room floor?

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Glasses dude and She Of The Biceps are WAY too competent for this movie
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Ethan gotta Wesley.
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wut?

#MONSTERDON engage critter cam

Well we’ve shot First Crite
But what about Second Crite?
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Never hire a Charlie when you have black Ripley right there!!!

does budget boy have a thermometer on his pants? what is that?

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if your ship depends on some critical component that can be destroyed by a revolver bullet irreparably then you should probably have two of that thing, don't blame poor chuckles for your poor requisitioning #monsterdon

#monsterdon how can this movie possibly end

Bernie is like, "There's a lot of drugs in this pharmacy... but not enuff!"

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When did Ethan change out of the cowboy boots?

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Its a ship now populated by 50% engineers. You going to tell me you can't fix four bullet holes?

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Wait for... who to come rescue you??? Did I miss something

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Weekend at Bernie's!

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in his defense you are the ones who gave him the gun, and you knew he didn't know what space ships are really about.

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Yes. He killed the ship.
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How quickly your hero becomes your enemy.

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@jonny @tankgrrl That is good to know though I really prefer watching bad movies on an actual TV.

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wait, that was in my house not the movie #monsterdon

Genius! Way to kill the ship! #Monsterdon #Critters4 🍿

Dourif is such a natural at being pissed off

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If they didn't want Critters to hack the mainframe they shouldn't have been running Windows 95. #monsterdon

You're the one that gave him the gun genius. #Monsterdon #Critters4

#monsterdon Look buddy, you're the one who gave him the gun and ammunition. What did you think he was going to do with it?

I think I just spotted a Commodore 64 in the background #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe budget cuts

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#monsterdon Buh-bye Bernie… the aaaaaaataaaack of the killer furry tomaaaaaatoes

SPACE PANTS #monsterdon

The critters are the worst special effect in the whole movie.

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It can't be that expensive to film a furball rolling, or a puppet you already built. #monsterdon

@tankgrrl I fastforward to catch up

In this movie, it's a blessing

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So, they are going to shoot bullets in a spaceship ... in outer space ... where there is no oxygen.
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Hang on loosely, and don't let goooooooo.... #Monsterdon

rollin' rollin' rollin'

keep those critters

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Why haven't they shut the door to their ship yet?

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#Monsterdon starring Brad Dourif as Bishop #Monsterdon #Critters4

Rollin' rollin' rollin'

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You know, with the little tweaks this could be #NASAPunk and #Starfield. Is there a critters mod for the Starfield game?
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@tankgrrl ublock origin does work on tubi! for some reason! i think they disabled it in chrome but it works in ff still #monsterdon

@trixter It's fine. I'm sure it's fine. It's probably fine. Maybe.

Yeah, no, they're dead.

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#monsterdon Brad Dourif Critters should talk to Brad Dourif Deadwood about guns

“Do you know how to shoot this thing?” he asks as Charlie blows into the barrel.

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#MONSTERDON I must be getting a lot of ads because I keep falling behind everyone else.

Maybe do not use bullets in a space station?

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is there a Critters language boot camp #Monsterdon

They're dum-dums, but they're still smarter than these people

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