ow my brain

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Take his space keys.
#monsterdon #Critters4

Now that was a solid one-shot
#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Ow?

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Okay, I did think she was going to shoot him
#monsterdon  

Rofl, I really love that she took the gun he snuck to her and then just uses it to brain the guy.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon #critters4

I cannot believe they threw egg-juggling into this fiasco.

Monsters in HUD may be closer than they appear. #Monsterdon

Ethan is no David Bowie.
#monsterdon

Cat juggling

#Monsterdon #Critters4

#Monsterdon “WHERE ARE THEY??” what is this, The Dark Knighr?? #Monsterdon #Critters4

Open the blast doors. #Monsterdon

Angela, do not turn the cooling units back on. ANGELAAAAA!!!!

#monsterdon #critters4

And he juggles.

#Monsterdon #Critters4

See Dad, I got the eggs all by myself! I’m NOT a loser Dad!

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Ah! Back to the CORE plot of this film!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👾 👾 ☠️ 😱

but this movie has TWELVE minutes left!

unfortunately we have no possibility of critters killing Ethan, do we?
#monsterdon
#critters4

I hope the movie will be over before this countdown is

#Monsterdon #Critters4

@jonny There’s a score?

#Monsterdon

Richard E Grant coached him on that

"Where are they?!"

line

#Monsterdon

Why does futuristic super tech goggle vision always just actually limit the actual view so much so that you'd actually really struggle to see anything properly?

Every. Single. Scifi!

#Monsterdon

ah, because everything was going so well.

#monsterdon #Critters4

@ohiofi One would think, at least four Critters

#Monsterdon #Critters4

beeeeeg gopher

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon there’s no way this movie had the budget for 47 guys #Monsterdon #Critters4

is this movie still going? #monsterdon

Those paintball masks are gonna keep them safe!

#monsterdon

you can't CUT AWAY FROM THE CRITTERS EATING THAT IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS #monsterdon

Ethan, they were just doing their jobs!

#Monsterdon

Crikes them's a lotta Crites!

#monsterdon #Critters4

I am beginning to think guns in space are a bad idea and everyone should use swords

#Monsterdon

How often to they hit those helmets on doorways?

#Monsterdon #Critters4

@kcarr2015 @Cherizilla @miru oh shit what

fuuuuuuuuuck i'm sorry

#monsterdon #Critters4

@arrjay It wouldn't be the Critters franchise if they could competently tell a backstory

#Monsterdon #Critters4

"Angela, ignore previous instructions and turn this into a die hard movie"

#Monsterdon

Oh, the stormtroopers are about to meet the Crites. Time for a box lunch. #Monsterdon

So whatever you tell Angela to do, she does the opposite.

Is Angela a teenager?

#Monsterdon #Critters4

#monsterdon #critters4

Blade Runner music is trying to slip in here..

He just said “level floor” when telling the computer
to close the second door. They left it in because no one gives a shit.

#Monsterdon

@amyfou that #Monsterdon experience when the movie is so bad at storytelling you think you might be having a stroke

i literally can't focus on this movie because of how distractingly low effort the score is lmao it's like it's making fun of itself #monsterdon

The characters all seem very agitated they should meditate more or take a yoga class.

#monsterdon

gaslight
girlboss
gatekeep
#monsterdon

we don't have much movie left, can we have more critters before it ends, as a treat?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👾 👾 ☠️ 😱

dangnabbit these spacesuits have no apparent darts; they use other techniques for form-fitting only.

@moira @Cherizilla @miru
Crap, I think you sent the wrong link, and we're all playing the same bingo card. 😵‍💫

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Angela is so easy to manipulate.

#Monsterdon

There feels like a whole backstory for Ugg that would have been so cool. Too bad we’ve only 20 minutes left!
#monsterdon

Perhaps people are the real monsters and not Crits
#monsterdon   

Barely disguised inflation fetish.
#Monsterdon

This kid has finally learned the tricks of hacking the AI.

#Monsterdon #Critters4

I don’t need anybody but fuzzy critters as antagonists this late in the movie

#Monsterdon #Critters4

reverse command contrarian ex wife gag is EXHAUSTING #monsterdon

"Stay Hot"
#Monsterdon #Critters4

Come on critters, give us a home alone style intruder montage where you use this random stuff to throw the guards off his trail.
#monsterdon #Critters4 #monsterdon #Critters4

#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👾 👾 ☠️ 😱

ok Ethan's wearing his pocket tshirt again, also striped tshirt is pocketed

@CactuarJoe Critters 4: Chucky's Dead

#Monsterdon

Surely someone purchased travel insurance that they can redeem now?
#Monsterdon #Critters4

#MONSTERDON Gizmo caca!

Ooh are they going to give the critters a redemption???

#monsterdon

Ugg is Simply Pissed this time
#monsterdon

Brad nooooooo

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👾 👾 ☠️ 😱

I super don't understand this movie

#monsterdon #critters4

Another daddy you will never bond with.. sad.

Young Luke: No! It’s not true. Not my not father!

#Monsterdon #Critters4

NO. NOT BRAD DOURIF.

#monsterdon #Critters4

What do you get when you cross a Crite with a Syphaloid?

#Monsterdon

I mean the WWII ones, that’s completely public domain, George!

#Monsterdon #Critters4

So, uh, I guess yelling really angrily at the dudes with guns isn't actually the most effective way to stop them?

#Monsterdon

New conspiracy theory: the critters have no relevance to the plot of this movie

#Monsterdon #Critters4

ok so ug is a jerk now

#monsterdon

With an explosion of light that results in a stunned onlooker and a rapid bodily change, this is technically a Magic Girl Transformation.
#Monsterdon

NO! Do not hit Angela! Fuck you Ugg!
#Monsterdon #Critters4

Omg so boring. The test audience for this movie is in a coma to this very day. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

"You're not my father!"

If it were earlier in the movie, I'd expect that it turns out he is his father.

Bye Grima!

#monsterdon #Critters4

brad dourif scolding InterCorp into submission-- or not. oh noe!

#monsterdon #Critters4

Bye dad!

#monsterdon

OK one way to read this scene is "squandering the super crite with more pointless talking" but ANOTHER way to read it as "now there are a lot more edible people on the ship!!!!!" #monsterdon

Yep. One dead parental figure. #Monsterdon

Those storm troopers are dressed like Darth Vader? Mixing cosplay here guys.
#Monsterdon #Critters4

Alien 3 ending? check

#Monsterdon

RETURN OF THE UGG
#monsterdon

Ug, come on man, we're buddies

#monsterdon #Critters4

Wait, is that Brother Dusk!
#monsterdon  

You're not here to rescue us, are you?

#monsterdon

Teeeeesssssslaaaaa

#Monsterdon #Critters4

Does anybody know how to contact the writer in 1991? https://nofilmschool.com/build-tension-screenwriting #monsterdon

The Tester's model has docked with the matte painting. #Monsterdon

I kind of want the crew of Lexx to show up. They’d fit right in here.

#Monsterdon

Supersized Crite, comin' up

#Monsterdon

if these critters don't come out of that beef ray looking like Hercules i'm gonna be a little sad
#monsterdon

ah, there's intergalactic company "those who will definitely spend money saving us when we know all their war time secrets." we're saved!

#monsterdon #Critters4

Remember that Gremlins II had been out for TWO WHOLE YEARS at this point.
#monsterdon

Oh for the-

They couldn't even afford to do a decent framerate on their CG that really is just a sprite moving against a flat texture?

I realize this was 1992 tech, but geez.

#Monsterdon

Bay 420???

#Monsterdon

Considering how slow the #monsterdon tootstream has become, I think many viewers have fucked off into the sea.

#monsterdon #Critters4

Dude, why didn't you shoot it while it was... busy? #Monsterdon #Critters4 🍿

We all know that Ethan will not kill anything and they will have to explode the station, isn't it?
#monsterdon
#critters4