Charlie saved their asses despite being stigmatized with a “hick” accent for four films. But still can’t resist the button #Monsterdon

To be continued in Critters 5: Burt Gummer Edition

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I think I liked that more than OG Critters #monsterdon

@yatsu That's what I said! First reel was ACTUALLY INTERESTING.

and then, well

dang

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Say what you will but that was ten times the movie that Krull aspired to be. Thumbs up!

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Frak yeah!! #MonsterdonBingo

Quite enjoyable this was.

Thanks #Monsterdon folks.

If you can, please help amplify my #Mutualaid post pinned to my profile? I'd greatly appreciate it.

Trying to remain housed. #Monsterdon #Critters4 🍿

What
Is
This credits music
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GODDAMNIT CHARLIE
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Well, I for one, am glad to see a successful end to a successful franchise.

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I’m counting Ug as the “cops.”

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Wheeeeeef well now that wasn't very good, now was it

Not even Angela Bassett's arms and Brad Dourif's curly hair and nerdy glasses could save that!

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That was terrible but I had fun watching it with you all #monsterdon

Needed more Crits but I think I enjoyed it more then the 3rd one somehow (1 & 2 were actually fun!)
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okay, the first third of that movie was fun.

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@nazokiyoubinbou

It's dark? He's on a mission from God?

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Trying to make Critters srs bsns is _so wrong_ on _so many levels_

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what is this credits music lmao

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Oh that Charlie!

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Space… madness!

The End

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And so, they fucked off to Earth.

Folks, that was *painful*. Usually the Owlbear is like "thanks for making it fun" but holy crow, fam…

Eh. Thanks for making it fun.

Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, riff awful movies with super cool people.

Goodnight!

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boo hiss #monsterdon

F-ing really?

*Throws hands up*

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I don't think I'm polling off a #MonstersdonBingo on this one folks 😅 #monsterdon #Critters4

Charlie plz. plz no, plz, charlie

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I maintain Charlie should've died at the end of Critters 2. It would've spared us all this... This :/ #Monsterdon

I see someone saw the Ren & Stimpy with the Big Red Button

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Phew, that's over... #Monsterdon #Critters4. I'm not sure that was worth it. Thanks everyone...

CHARLIE, NO! #monsterdon

CHARLIE. WHAT DID I SAY.

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just leave him there, in fact, tie him up in that chair so his arms can't move. no one here wants critters 5. you heave me Monsterdon, No One Here Wants Critters 5.

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@xerozohar It's close though

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#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👾 👾 ☠️ 😱

Charlie's definitely going to touch something

Bye station computer, enjoy AI hell. #Monsterdon

no do not fuck the switches

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Hhhgh. Charlie's gonna Ernest Goes To Camp this shit up -_- #Monsterdon

Who wants eggs? #monsterdon

And the only Black person survives. That’s nice.

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#MONSTERDON I WILL KILL HIM!

Fine, resolve a several sequel thread. #Monsterdon

And everyone got a nice tan, the end.

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Angela’s a crackup to the end.

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I feel like every character in this had extensive backstories and histories and their own lives that in no way met during the runtime of this film
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Oh, this was one bad critters cause they took themselves too much serious.
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10 seconds to detonation.
Have a good day.

Wow, that ride looks really rough, they mu- HEY HOLD ON IT'S SMOOTH SAILING #Monsterdon

this thing _does_ look like the Dark Star doesn't it

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Yep, setting off a firearm in a spacecraft, whaddya expect.

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Angela the DJ #monsterdon

The heck kind of space elevator muzak is this?

...

Darn, this is actually the most music-like music we've heard in this whole movie isn't it?

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Welcome to Horizons… choose your adventure

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Can't believe the Ug character assassination. What is this, Other M?

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1992…I see the problem here. also the same year Boys II Men topped the charts.

what the US didn’t create in quality cultural capital that year, it made for with bad cinema
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As I said, why don't we put her in charge?

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Yes, please let us all get out of here and leave this movie far behind.

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I guess we'll never know why Ugg turned evil. #Monsterdon

@amyfou oooh congrats! 🎉

(I am not counting that one myself but it doesn't make a difference to my card)

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Poor Charlie. His character arc has come full circle, though.

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Things change Ug was more like a comeback than a call back

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aw, to have to shoot your ex coz they're threatening your adopted son. too bad.

now if only anyone in this movie had any emotional impact at all.

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Finally, a clean shot. #Monsterdon #Critters4 🍿

Ug never did live down the dad jeans from the first movie, and it ate him up inside.

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Well. That was an unceremonious ending to an inexplicable shift in characterization. #Monsterdon

Mann? Or Astro Mann? #monsterdon

OEOEOEOOOOOOO

ooooEEEEEoooooo

[whip cracks]

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Is Terrence Mann a man? #Monsterdon

@ramsey @jonny Yeah, there's a score...TO SETTLE.

(Because this movie is suddenly into one-liners apparently.)

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Ug, more like ugh.....

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Now he dicovers Albert is an android, a critter or his lost father?
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Watch
Ugg is Ethan’s dad
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#monsterdon it's surprisingly easy to kill the most dangerous lifeform in the galaxy.

Pro tip: trying to create sympathy for a character would be way better if I knew or cared who the character was

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They could be safely on his way to earth right now
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Wait. Are we supposed to believe that Ethan had some kind of tender feelings for that ass hole?

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Wow, Dourif actually playing a character whose death makes other characters sad for a change.

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kicked right in the crites #monsterdon

"Well, I do have your eyes, I'll need these eventually."

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Thus endeth the speceis? #Monsterdon

The reason so little critters in the movie is because they had built in wage increases for sequels

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Ethan was there a point to that beyond creating a trailer clip
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SURPRISE DAD'S A SYNTH

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there are 10 minutes left so literally the only possible thing they could be doing is setting us up for the super crite to do anything at all, right?!!? #monsterdon

No someone worked hard on making that critter dont't just shatter it

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@CactuarJoe Ice Beam!

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Chillax arschlach

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Aw, the frozen Crite didn't shatter? Oh there it goes.

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Ethan, seriously, when Angela Bassett tells you to do something … #Monsterdon #Critters4

@amyfou I feel like this movie would be better if it just had a dark wave soundtrack and no talking.

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#monsterdon the deep-voiced critter your critter told you not to worry about

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Kill it with cold!!

Eh. It's no Omega Metroid fight. #Monsterdon

BRAIN FREEZE BRAIN FREEZE

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Chekhov's demon core has gone off! #Monsterdon

Ethan, will you just stop going back for just one more thing!

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You were my father.

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Even the computer/nuclear core is done with this plot

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Ethan, please leave so the movie ends.

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“I’ll try juggling, that’s a neat trick!”
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I don't think Angela needed that gun she just needed to bonk him real hard (which is what she did with that gun)

These are not the critters you're looking for.

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come on, Charlie, your friend just turned out to be a real cop, leave him be.

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