Computer sound or victory sting?

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Aw yeah time to go breach the pod or interfere with it in any way

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that's QUITE ENOUGH exposition, now crack open that fucking POD #monsterdon

"share / and / enJOY!"

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Wait. This is a corporation. They want to weaponize the Crites, don’t they?

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Isn't this an alien capsule that they've snagged? Seems like it would be a bigger deal.

"Intergalactic Council" 👍

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Most obviously fake "oh no you're breaking up" moment in cinema history

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Captain Richard Buttram

yes I have sense of humor of a 13 year-old 🥴
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⁉️ TRIVIA PART 4 🦔🥚

👀Look for when Charlie meets part of the crew. After the trash compactor scene, he is wearing Freddy Krueger's long sleeve shirt!

Not that much of a surprise. Both franchises are owned by New Line Cinema.

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Hey, Movie. I just want you to know this:

WE'RE HERE FOR THE CRITES

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@Taweret

Ship small?

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I see this is going to be like Alien: Nobody listens to the smart woman, and everyone dies.

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Wait, so... They had a whole intergalactic enforcers send an official capsule thing to pick up the Crites and not only didn't have an official pickup plan, but didn't even bother to keep up with it so lost it all this time?

What the heck are they even doing??? They can micro-watch someone destroying Crite eggs to count them, but they can't track their own official retrieval capsule???

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Rick Cave and the Bad Deeds #monsterdon

I wonder what the Crites are up to right about now

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I think we should put her in charge!

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Richard Butrum 😅

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I wonder what the critters are up to right now

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Captain is doing his best Tommy Wiseau.

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@diazona By choice, which is the distressing part.

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#MONSTERDON I agree with Buster Poindexter.

"We will leave it floating here with a beacon on it. Great convo. Hook us up at the next space station."
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Sadly we are all involved in this

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"Don't fool with these guys" That really should have been an F bomb. #Monsterdon #Critters4

don't FOOL with these guys

yeah they wanted FUCK lol

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Yeah, fuck you captain. #Monsterdon

"i know how fucking poor you are, so here's some money if you'll forget you ever saw the thing."

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#monsterdon That's artsy-fartsy hexdump command output right there. Teehee... ;)

Interesting that the Galactic Council dissolved right as humanity entered the stage. I wonder what that was about. 👀

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#Monsterdon #Emacs hex-mode!

"Lost and Found only gives 10% of the value. And that's only if you don't open it. But we could shake it vigorously to see what noise it makes? Who votes we do that?"
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Oh, this is the ol’ classic “we failed to properly report the evil space junk to the authorities and nearly ushered in the end of the world” meme.

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Captain Dick ButtRam???

#MONSTERDON the finest in Amiga graphics, y'all

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Tesla???? Oh no was Elon involved in this one

Okay, this is post-Burn then? Post-galactic-council, and all? #Monsterdon #StarTrek

that's so many space monies presumably

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#Monsterdon Captain Richard Buttram, did Claude Fragass produce this?

Oral fixations are key to space flight. If you're not smoking nor chewing you just aren't fit to man a panel. #Monsterdon

They’re in a Tesla!

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Jesus Crites #monsterdon

(I apologize Ms Bassett for the "end of career" remark)

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angela basset's screen looked like she was dumping a rom there for a second. girl's a real one.

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Hold on, someone wrote a battleship program in basic

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Amiga system font spotted.

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TEMU!

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This cast is way better than the material deserves or expected

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Stolen property rap is my favorite kind of rap!

lol debug dot exe

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i wonder what a soundtrack would be doing right now #monsterdon

Oh, I get it, it's the future!

Cryo frozen Space Crites in the Future!

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Captain Butt...Ram?

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Dourif's gonna need a bigger boat #monsterdon

You can slap someone's face better than that, wussy.

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#monsterdon lol I love every choice Brad Dourif is making: who is this guy, what is he doing

Not Leonardo has found something! #Monsterdon

Bernie #monsterdon #Critters4

Too many people end conversations with slapping someone. Did we do a lot of that in the 90s?

I wonder if there will be enough to do a supercut.

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Ah! The Intergalactic Council came apart between then and now, that's why they didn't collect the pod.

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I could rewrite the script right now.
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There's something there. I feel it in my frosted tips. #Monsterdon

Right there! You see? Legend of Zelda! It's from Nintendo!

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Rust? In space? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon It's a triforce. From back when they made Zelda games.

Guess having this Temu Alien film on his résumé helped Brad Dourif get into the real Alien franchise

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Do we count that as an "enhance"?

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ENHANCE
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Enhance, more, enhance, stop.

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ETHAN! WHERE'S MY RED SHIRT? #monsterdon

#monsterdon if I saw this movie when it came out, I think I would have felt compelled to pretend (in my own head) that I had a crush on this teen, but my heart wouldn't be in it

Wait... Are they seriously using Fahrenheit? Really???

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Lisa you’re tearing the ship apaart

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10, 12 degrees... Celsius? Kelvin?

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It's just a corrosion swell.. what now?

35... 45... 55... Hike! #Monsterdon

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based on what we've seen so far I super hope the 'romance in zero gee' square on my bingo card stays unstamped

Special thanks to the special effects crew from the Walter Monahan Elementary School.
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#monsterdon I wonder why picking up a piece of spacejunk is such a violent procedure?

OK crew, let's use the Heathkit robotic arm to check out this space junk.

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What an adorable K-9
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K-9's looking way different these days. #Monsterdon #Critters4

@moira There’s also Grima Wormtongue...er, Chucky…er, Brad Dourif.

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If they struggle to pull 1.5 tons of space junk, how are they going to make any money in space trash picking? That feels like one of the lighter things you'd grab in space.

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“De-icer boots”… de-icing what? Where is ice coming from? I have questions about where they’re collecting moisture.

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@SnoopJ I dunno. Maybe if its kilolightyears it isn't. There's kinda no units here.

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Critters 4 (1992) #Watching #Monsterdon https://letterboxd.com/imdb/tt0101628

Begin the probing!

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Captain Killthisdudealready #monsterdon

"Activate the de-icer! Spread kitty litter under retro rocket seven!"

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De-icer boots, a critical component of tractor beaming space junk into your ship

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We almost have smoking ... the cigar is not lit.

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I wanna see the pilot light that cigar on the ship
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Does Angela Bassett get to pull a Ripley in this? I'll forgive this movie much if Angela Bassett gets to pull a Ripley.

Also, the captain needs to be eaten just for how he was leering at her.

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"More power to the glowy thing!"

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Tractor animation is animated.

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Oh those magnetic space anomaly stiffies. Who hasn't had one of those?

Don't answer.

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OMG, the special effects are so amazing. 😐

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@plaidtron3000 It's hard to tell without the ferrets glued to his eyebrows.

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Angela Basset zygote.

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The Captain is an Angela Basset Hound #monsterdon