look honey i'm a terrible mechanic and a only a slightly better father
#monsterdon
@ProngSprong_nCloven #monsterdon
oh wait you were serious? it was this one: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050717/
ya need to drain yer antifreeze mister
it's a load-bearing hubcap, y'know. gotta reattach it.
oh goddammit it jolly green giant's been pleasuring himself with our pickup truck. AGAIN.
Now THAT's green! #Monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie I mean, yes?
#Monsterdon
listen up i won't tolerate any shit talking of the perfectly shaved upper lip moustache, leo's dad is an aesthetic triumph in dad culture #monsterdon
So "stepfather" as in this guy married his dad, right?
Creepy strangers mollified by root beer, life lesson
@turgon are you kidding, these outfits are great. i want leo's shirt and that neon green hat #Monsterdon
Chekhov's root beer. Chekhov's alien bullet. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
#Monsterdon THEM
Is this the Gyro Captain from the Road Warrioer?
#Monsterdon
So do we get to claim all the bingo squares from the recap? Cuz if so, bingo. #monsterdon #critters3
I love the stand-in for little kids in the film. "Is this supposed to be scary?"
I appreciated that because I haven't seen that horseshit in ages
mm, all these RVs really are making me feel things tho. #grabbyHands
baby Leo is already older in this than of the women he would date nowadays
@hollie Yep! the first 2! #Monsterdon
recap should have included the music video #Monsterdon
Is this movie going to be mostly flashbacks?
Baby Leo is so proud that he gets to say a swear!
#Monsterdon #Critters3
OHHHhhh, we DID watch the first Critters movie!
lol,. Neelix got eaten....
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the 90 second retelling of Critters1 and 2 is hitting the high notes for sure
"All they do is eat!" So, cats?
You have awakened... Inspector Gadget. Bubba edition.
#monsterdon
Definitive proof that you do not need to have watched Critters 1 or 2
Of course this is the only guy that really knows what's going on....#monsterdon
Leo doesn't know how frisbees work?!
@pngwen that sucks. but i don't think i implied that badgers were a joke #monsterdon
Jump scares. We got jump scares!
okay i know he's supposed to be a goof but i immediately respect anyone with a headlamp a bit more
The last time in his life Leonardo DiCaprio would ever do anything to impress an older woman
if we kill leo now, he's still innocent and can die in a state of
Hey don't go down there, there could be badgers or something!
The girl in this movie grows up to give birth to the supermodel that Leo is now dating, true story*
*no (maybe?)
@kshernandez "young, like when the Earth was fresh and new..." #Monsterdon
Definitely not the heel #Monsterdon
"You some kinda pervert or something?"
Well, yeah she kinda called it considering Leo's romantic life #Monsterdon
Yeah, kid, they're probably filming The Explorers, Flight of the Navigator, or something involving small ravines down there.
Badgers? We don' need no stinkin' badgers!
@Newpa_Hasai mushroom mushroom
80s men were so colorful with their yellow shirts and their pink cocktails. #Monsterdon
Oh look, it's DiCaprio as a lil tike! #Monsterdon #Critters3
Badgers? Badgers!? We don't need no stinkin' badgers! #Monsterdon #Critters3
are. you. some kind of pervert or something. i may pass away.
Badgers? Honey Badgers don't give a fudge
"...some kind of a pervert or something?"
"Well, not yet."
WE HAVE BABY LEO SIGN
Dad, mom's been dead for two years. Get over it already
So we're in CA
#monsterdon
HOW far did you take that overloaded pickup with a flat?
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Critters 3 and Critters 4 were filmed at the same time. Evidently there was a foul-up and all the poor scenes were allocated to '3' and the better scenes were allocated to '4'.
Just roll on that rim forever, no way it'll damage your truck
Dear timeline, weβre watching Critters 3. Please refraining from non #Monsterdon posts until we have concluded.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
@RobynGoodfellow Definitely a nod to this cinematic classic.
Claaark! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!
#monsterdon
"What is it?" Special effects firework in the wheel rim :/ #Monsterdon
he musta ran over a firework left from the kid in the first movie
#monsterdon
Letβs go to Candy Mountain, Charlie!
This is my first #monsterdon, excited
If we were all watching this in the theater together, we'd all cheer when leo's name came up in the credits #monsterdon #critters3
So this was back when he was just a little prince of the world :) #Monsterdon
I knew a dude that was a PA at New Line in '96. Unpaid, natch. #monsterdon
mmm, that critter animation looked more like a tumbleweed, honestly.
there he is, our boy Leo, credit big as life.
oh lord, someone got New Line to sign off on this?
Critters 3 (1991) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:
How many copies of Dracula does one library need?
Wait. I don't have a copy of Dracula. I've never read Dracula...
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2
Garlic pizza <3
I wish there was a pizza place open late and close by.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2
Scenes can be filmed outdoors? With many extras? Critters 3 had me convinced movies can only be on tiny sets with a dozen people max. Counting the film crew.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2
Fearless Vampire Killer! Title dro--- wait a minute.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2
ew she eats scabs! stripping a star from this movie #Monsterdon
Wait was the first time she came into his room not a dream? She just fogs in without being invited now?
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2
Arrived just in time to see Lazlo Hollyfeld.
She just left the door wide open lol #monsterdon #frightnight2
@astroPug Oh I know! A 40 foot long alligator in the Chicago sewers, and it keeps losing the vote! It's maddening!
Hey there we go. Same gag as last time, but the mirror trick is a good one.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2
wait, so some of them AREN'T vampires? I thought this would be like the party scene in "Van Helsing"
Van Helsing's upset bc he's not the only star at the party.
thanks to @Taweret and @cherizilla and @JoeWynne for all that you do. And thanks to everyone else for making it fun on a Sunday night..
Oh. This movie took some notes from Lair of the White Worm.
Wait have we done that on Monsterdon yet? I guess it might be too sexy. And weird.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2
??????????? #monsterdon #frightnight2
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thanks to @Taweret and @cherizilla and @JoeWynne and all you great #Monsterdonians who make it fun!
"There is much to criticize in this movie, but the critters can spin dash now, and that's something we can all be proud of." #monsterdon
wow that was homoerotic #Monsterdon #FrightNight2
So this is a party in Vampire the Masquerade right?
Roddy is so chipper in this scene. He hasn't been to a party in ages.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2
"What it looks like"? Tell us, Chad, what does it look like? #Monsterdon #FrightNight2
Dollar store melted action figure of the narrator guy from Rocky Horror #monsterdon #frightnight2
both films tonight are inextricably bound by having characters named charlie and also lazlo hollyfeld