look honey i'm a terrible mechanic and a only a slightly better father
#monsterdon

@ProngSprong_nCloven #monsterdon

oh wait you were serious? it was this one: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050717/

ya need to drain yer antifreeze mister

#Monsterdon #Critters3

it's a load-bearing hubcap, y'know. gotta reattach it.

#monsterdon

oh goddammit it jolly green giant's been pleasuring himself with our pickup truck. AGAIN.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Now THAT's green! #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie I mean, yes?
#Monsterdon

listen up i won't tolerate any shit talking of the perfectly shaved upper lip moustache, leo's dad is an aesthetic triumph in dad culture #monsterdon

So "stepfather" as in this guy married his dad, right?

#monsterdon #critters3

Creepy strangers mollified by root beer, life lesson

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@turgon are you kidding, these outfits are great. i want leo's shirt and that neon green hat #Monsterdon

Chekhov's root beer. Chekhov's alien bullet. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

#Monsterdon THEM

Is this the Gyro Captain from the Road Warrioer?
#Monsterdon

So do we get to claim all the bingo squares from the recap? Cuz if so, bingo. #monsterdon #critters3

I love the stand-in for little kids in the film. "Is this supposed to be scary?"

#monsterdon

I appreciated that because I haven't seen that horseshit in ages

#Monsterdon

mm, all these RVs really are making me feel things tho. #grabbyHands

#monsterdon

baby Leo is already older in this than of the women he would date nowadays

#Monsterdon

@hollie Yep! the first 2! #Monsterdon

recap should have included the music video #Monsterdon

Is this movie going to be mostly flashbacks?

#Monsterdon

Baby Leo is so proud that he gets to say a swear!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

OHHHhhh, we DID watch the first Critters movie!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

lol,. Neelix got eaten....

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

the 90 second retelling of Critters1 and 2 is hitting the high notes for sure

"All they do is eat!" So, cats?

#Monsterdon

You have awakened... Inspector Gadget. Bubba edition.
#monsterdon

Definitive proof that you do not need to have watched Critters 1 or 2

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Of course this is the only guy that really knows what's going on....#monsterdon

Leo doesn't know how frisbees work?!

#monsterdon

@pngwen that sucks. but i don't think i implied that badgers were a joke #monsterdon

Jump scares. We got jump scares!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

okay to be fair

nobody should be expecting that

#monsterdon #critt3rs

okay i know he's supposed to be a goof but i immediately respect anyone with a headlamp a bit more

#monsterdon

The last time in his life Leonardo DiCaprio would ever do anything to impress an older woman

#Monsterdon

if we kill leo now, he's still innocent and can die in a state of

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Hey don't go down there, there could be badgers or something!

#Monsterdon

The girl in this movie grows up to give birth to the supermodel that Leo is now dating, true story*

*no (maybe?)

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@kshernandez "young, like when the Earth was fresh and new..." #Monsterdon

Definitely not the heel #Monsterdon

"You some kinda pervert or something?"

Well, yeah she kinda called it considering Leo's romantic life #Monsterdon

Yeah, kid, they're probably filming The Explorers, Flight of the Navigator, or something involving small ravines down there.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Badgers? We don' need no stinkin' badgers!

#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai mushroom mushroom

#Monsterdon #Critters3

80s men were so colorful with their yellow shirts and their pink cocktails. #Monsterdon

Oh look, it's DiCaprio as a lil tike! #Monsterdon #Critters3

Badgers? Badgers!? We don't need no stinkin' badgers! #Monsterdon #Critters3

are. you. some kind of pervert or something. i may pass away.

#monsterdon

Badgers? Honey Badgers don't give a fudge

#monsterdon
#Critters3

"...some kind of a pervert or something?"
"Well, not yet."

#Monsterdon #Critters3

WE HAVE BABY LEO SIGN

#Monsterdon

Dad, mom's been dead for two years. Get over it already

#Monsterdon

So we're in CA
#monsterdon

HOW far did you take that overloaded pickup with a flat?

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

  👾🩸 TRIVIA 3 🩸👾

Critters 3 and Critters 4 were filmed at the same time. Evidently there was a foul-up and all the poor scenes were allocated to '3' and the better scenes were allocated to '4'.

#Critters3

@nev #Monsterdon

Just roll on that rim forever, no way it'll damage your truck

#monsterdon

IN A WORLD

BEFORE ANTILOCK BRAKES

#monsterdon

Dear timeline, we’re watching Critters 3. Please refraining from non #Monsterdon posts until we have concluded.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@RobynGoodfellow Definitely a nod to this cinematic classic.

#monsterdon #critters3

Claaark! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!
#monsterdon

"What is it?" Special effects firework in the wheel rim :/ #Monsterdon

he musta ran over a firework left from the kid in the first movie
#monsterdon

Let’s go to Candy Mountain, Charlie!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

This is my first #monsterdon, excited

Turns out the real monster is family vacations.

[shuddering]

#monsterdon #critt3rs

If we were all watching this in the theater together, we'd all cheer when leo's name came up in the credits #monsterdon #critters3

So this was back when he was just a little prince of the world :) #Monsterdon

I knew a dude that was a PA at New Line in '96. Unpaid, natch. #monsterdon

mmm, that critter animation looked more like a tumbleweed, honestly.

#monsterdon

but

but

but @nev

#monsterdon #critt3rs

there he is, our boy Leo, credit big as life.

#monsterdon

oh lord, someone got New Line to sign off on this?

#monsterdon

Critters 3 (1991) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

#MonsterdonAlert

#Monsterdon

GO GO GO GO!

How many copies of Dracula does one library need?
Wait. I don't have a copy of Dracula. I've never read Dracula...
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

Garlic pizza <3
I wish there was a pizza place open late and close by.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

Scenes can be filmed outdoors? With many extras? Critters 3 had me convinced movies can only be on tiny sets with a dozen people max. Counting the film crew.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

Fearless Vampire Killer! Title dro--- wait a minute.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

ew she eats scabs! stripping a star from this movie #Monsterdon

Wait was the first time she came into his room not a dream? She just fogs in without being invited now?
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

Arrived just in time to see Lazlo Hollyfeld.

#monsterdon #frightnight2

She just left the door wide open lol #monsterdon #frightnight2

Wow #monsterdon #frightnight2

@astroPug Oh I know! A 40 foot long alligator in the Chicago sewers, and it keeps losing the vote! It's maddening!

#Monsterdon

Hey there we go. Same gag as last time, but the mirror trick is a good one.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

wait, so some of them AREN'T vampires? I thought this would be like the party scene in "Van Helsing"

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

Van Helsing's upset bc he's not the only star at the party.

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

#monsterdon

thanks to @Taweret and @cherizilla and @JoeWynne for all that you do. And thanks to everyone else for making it fun on a Sunday night..

Oh. This movie took some notes from Lair of the White Worm.
Wait have we done that on Monsterdon yet? I guess it might be too sexy. And weird.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

??????????? #monsterdon #frightnight2

#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

thanks to @Taweret and @cherizilla and @JoeWynne and all you great #Monsterdonians who make it fun!

@Terencio

"Linda Hamilton when she's pissed off"

#Monsterdon

"There is much to criticize in this movie, but the critters can spin dash now, and that's something we can all be proud of." #monsterdon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1f8TZwfAh0

wow that was homoerotic #Monsterdon #FrightNight2

So this is a party in Vampire the Masquerade right?
Roddy is so chipper in this scene. He hasn't been to a party in ages.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

"What it looks like"? Tell us, Chad, what does it look like? #Monsterdon #FrightNight2

Dollar store melted action figure of the narrator guy from Rocky Horror #monsterdon #frightnight2

both films tonight are inextricably bound by having characters named charlie and also lazlo hollyfeld

#Monsterdon