#monsterdon

thanks to @Taweret and @cherizilla and @JoeWynne for all that you do. And thanks to everyone else for making it fun on a Sunday night..

Oh. This movie took some notes from Lair of the White Worm.
Wait have we done that on Monsterdon yet? I guess it might be too sexy. And weird.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

??????????? #monsterdon #frightnight2

#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

thanks to @Taweret and @cherizilla and @JoeWynne and all you great #Monsterdonians who make it fun!

@Terencio

"Linda Hamilton when she's pissed off"

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"There is much to criticize in this movie, but the critters can spin dash now, and that's something we can all be proud of." #monsterdon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1f8TZwfAh0

wow that was homoerotic #Monsterdon #FrightNight2

So this is a party in Vampire the Masquerade right?
Roddy is so chipper in this scene. He hasn't been to a party in ages.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

"What it looks like"? Tell us, Chad, what does it look like? #Monsterdon #FrightNight2

Dollar store melted action figure of the narrator guy from Rocky Horror #monsterdon #frightnight2

both films tonight are inextricably bound by having characters named charlie and also lazlo hollyfeld

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Thank you to everyone using the warning tag for #monsterdon tonight.

i hope nothing super important has happened yet besides a white guy stalker #Monsterdon #FrightNight2

@strangefour @lytta I think they might have realized halfway through they couldn't pull the concept off #monsterdon

Ok I'm late but here for the #Monsterdon #FrightNight2 double feature

@CardboardRobot @astroPug To be fair it's unclear if you could follow the plot to Critters 2 either way

But it probably helps a bit to go in order

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@Zerofactorial @lytta Monolith Monster has a really interesting concept for a monster. Just a shame it's a movie and not like an episode of Outer Limits. Stretching it to movie length hurts a good concept.
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"Bowling for Vampires". A promising movie title!

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

I mean, he's in college, you know, crazy things happen...

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

@strangefour @lytta It even made The Monolith Monsters seem good by comparison #monsterdon

He eats bugs? Wait we have a giant hulking Renfield? Neat.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

@Zerofactorial @lytta OMG That's the one I convinced myself to forget! Magnetic Monster was so so dull.
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@strangefour @CactuarJoe @lytta @SRLevine wdyt @Taweret a 'nomination' thread to put movies on the list, then take the top 32 by vibes and put in a bracket and do head to heads. the worst #monsterdon movie is like a well-researched razzie

Oh he had a nightmare about the plot. Stop reading ahead in the script Charlie.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

Charlie you are trapped in a Women's Prison... wait why do you have that poster?
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

@lytta The Magnetic Monster was pretty dull #monsterdon

wait.... her cousin knew how to use his lips with her?

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

fam you should have your dorm room ready at all times to welcome strange vampires.

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

So they are a few different kind of vampires/werewolves? Wait is the big guy a Frankenstein?
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

Peeping wolfman? Stop looking in ladies windows. Bad dog.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

LEL LEL LEL rollerblading vampire!!?!!

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

@strangefour @CactuarJoe @lytta @SRLevine CAN WE DO a poll tournament for "least favorite" monsterdons, in the sense that i love all of them, and how 'goodness' isn't even on the scale.. i want to see what the inverse scale looks like. what 'badness' looks like to #monsterdon

Oh fuck just realized I’m missing #monsterdon again!

@aburka lol barely

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I posted my review on #letterboxd bemoaning how lackluster this second sequel felt even given the subpar original. Two stars out of five https://letterboxd.com/anderson_petaq/film/critters-3/ #monsterdon

geez. boyfriend just dropped her off like 5 blocks away lel

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

anyway

good job as always team, another movie successfully launched into space

along with one of its main characters

we hope

and thank you as always to @Taweret for hosting

this has been a filmways presentation

#monsterdon #critt3rs

@diazona @CactuarJoe @SRLevine whichever one the least stuff happened in, probably

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@lytta @CactuarJoe @SRLevine Exactly. Boring is worse than bad.
Bad is more fun for a group watch for one.
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@Zerofactorial @Taweret we don't talk about Critters 4 m'Kay? 😐 #Monsterdon

@lytta @CactuarJoe @SRLevine Was there really only one 50's space movie where nothing happened though

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@RobynGoodfellow @lytta @SRLevine It's the cringe that does it for me, between the vintage racism and the greasy What Is This Thing You Call Love? subplot, it's just.... Bleugh. #Monsterdon

@strangefour @CactuarJoe @SRLevine i feel like i've forgotten the worst ones because they were so nothing. case in point: totally forgot about aztec mummy sequel

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @lytta @SRLevine Terrible film but a legendarily fun #monsterdon watch. Easily one of my favorites. I agree about Invasion of the Star Creatures. Just the worst. Total cringe in a way that wasn't fun at all.

@CactuarJoe @lytta @SRLevine I think I missed out on the very worst ones. That Aztec Mummy sequel where nothing happens. Invasion of the Star Creatures.
God Monster was BAD, but in an interesting way. It was trying things and failing. Ambitious but rubbish.
Then again I've probably blotted from my mind the worst thing I saw for Monsterdon.
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Still better than the Bee Girls...

#Critters3

@jonny that was pretty brutal, ,like "homer kills the hamburglar " brutal #Monsterdon

@lytta @SRLevine Yeah, Godmonster was painful, but it was too much of a #Monsterdon Manos to be TRULY the worst. Like, that flipped over into horrifically amazing.

#Monsterdon Ok, I've got to detox with some murder with Elementary.

And thus concludes #Monsterdon for this week.

The timeline may resume.

Wait. Roddy McDowell... Elvira...Are all horror hosts gay? Svengoolie is he... ya know a *horror host*?
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

@forestine @Taweret There are still beancounters in Hollywood so don't get complacent #monsterdon

The producers of this movie looked at the franchise sequel potential and said, "The power of Christ compels us!" and then a stalk delivered Critters4 in them on a VHS tape.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@davesdogmaggie it really was, such bold cinema, to hell with convention! #Monsterdon

@Taweret EXACTLY

that's how fucked up [negative] this movie was goddamn

#monsterdon #critt3rs

@CactuarJoe @lytta God Monster of Indian Flats (well I have a softspot for it as one of the the the first real monsterdon's I did)

#Monsterdon

No bingo tonight 😢

#Monsterdon #Critters3

The credits sequence is as dumb as the rest of this film #monsterdon

at least his show is still going strong...

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

@paco don't fight it, you want to see the Galactic Council, I'm sure they have the budget for it in episode four....

#Monsterdon

@whiskeysailor
There are actually more of these..? 😬

#Monsterdon
#Critters3

homeless man living in the dumpster is suddenly qualified to fight vampires.

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

Wait was Evil Ed's body still in his house? Did Roddy McDowell go to prison for werewolf murder?
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

@lytta Yeah, Invasion of the Star Creatures still takes that title as far as I'm concerned. #Monsterdon

@sean I note the lack of any similar notice about humans

#Monsterdon #Critters3

"3 years of therapy? I'm feeling Poor...."

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

awright we talking Fright Night 2 on the #monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters on https://miru.miyaku.media/

Tubi, I was watching that! #Monsterdon #critters3

the charlie scene during the credits shows they could have transitioned the series into some great campy sci fi but instead we got whatever that movie was lol

#monsterdon

Trailer: Hey! It's that guy from the X-files! And the original Dr Strange movie with Jeffrey Combs
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

Oh to, to be continued? How will I ever manage without immediately watching Critt4rs?

I'm just kiddin', I don't care!

That was a lot of fun, though, guys. It was definitely worse than Critters 2, but somehow a lot more fun to watch. I legitimately LOLed a couple times 😂

See y'all next week! Vote for Alligator!

Good night!

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

There are now more remaining sequels than there are remaining critters

Thanks @Taweret for hosting and everybody for posting! See you next week, unless you're joining the party for Fright Night II over on @miru

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@Taweret Where does Critters 4 fit in this framework? #monsterdon

well that sure was a movie.

#monsterdon

Even the fart jokes felt tacked on!

#monsterdon #critt3rs

The real monster in this movie was the script. So many missed comedy beats. So few creature-effect puppeteering scenes. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

#Monsterdon

"TO BE CONTINUED"

Really..?

@Taweret Great. Now I want a reboot with an old overweight Crite petting a tiny cat. The Critefather
#Monsterdon

The end...?

Thanks @ryan and @Taweret ! And all of you #Monsterdon folk!

Wealthy replacement spouse, how convenient #monsterdon

And Charlie the Critter Hunter saves the day!

And the firefighters put out the fire!

And Leonardo DiCaprio goes on his first of what will become many, many dates with many, many teenaged young ladies!

THE END

but...but wait! It's the credits but there is still movie going on! And actual plot and stuff! WTF? Is this a real movie or a TV pilot? Save it for the next one y'all!

Anyways, even though this #Monsterdon coulda used far more critters doing far more of their critter shenanigans it was still fun to see them again! Thanks oncecagain for hosting us yahoos @Taweret !

@Taweret you know Crites are like Pringles, you can't have just one.

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@Taweret Thanks for hosting as always! Seems like I should have checked out 1 and 2 first, based on everyone's comments. #Monsterdon

That was surprisingly federation-like of the galactic council.

Critters are an endangered species now.

Gotta save those eggs! I’m not even mad, it makes sense to me.

#Crittters3 #Monsterdon

its like how godfather 2 is better than 1 but then godfather 3 is a letdown

the Critters movies are just like the godfather is what I'm saying

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

❤️ Thank you @Taweret for hosting this chompy chaos!

🅱️ and thanks @cherizilla for the Bingo card! Always better than it has to be!! Leonardo stamp was chef's kiss!!!

🦖And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: Sometimes we bite off more than we can chew. Your commentary was the only thing that made this movie palatable.

And remember friends, don't feed your critters after midnight! #monsterdon

Well Wrong Frogs can only be an improvement now. It's time for Fight Night 2! Which I have never seen. Or even knew existed.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

@strangefour

Protected by the CRITES conventions

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@xerozohar and I think we could have skipped the rest of it

#Monsterdon #Critters3

What? You're still here? Did you get glued in by green slime crite blood? #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

pause tension is doing a lot of storytelling in these credits

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We saved our daylight for this!? Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants. #Monsterdon #Critters3

TBC!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Stinger: the Critters aren't dead (I guess they didn't lose enough money on this movie).

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow omg yes seriously

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@Taweret Thank you for hosting!
#Monsterdon

to be continued...

but not for us. (please)

#monsterdon

Agh, get these kids off my screen #monsterdon

@kcarr2015 nice! 🎉

#Monsterdon #Critters3