Critters 3
Mark Shane Hayden
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co

And Charlie the Critter Hunter saves the day!

And the firefighters put out the fire!

And Leonardo DiCaprio goes on his first of what will become many, many dates with many, many teenaged young ladies!

THE END

but...but wait! It's the credits but there is still movie going on! And actual plot and stuff! WTF? Is this a real movie or a TV pilot? Save it for the next one y'all!

Anyways, even though this #Monsterdon coulda used far more critters doing far more of their critter shenanigans it was still fun to see them again! Thanks oncecagain for hosting us yahoos @Taweret !

Joe Watching βš½πŸŽžοΈπŸš΄πŸ“Ί
Joe Watching βš½πŸŽžοΈπŸš΄πŸ“Ί
JoeWynne@mstdn.plus

πŸ¦–#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

❀️ Thank you @Taweret for hosting this chompy chaos!

πŸ…±οΈ and thanks @cherizilla for the Bingo card! Always better than it has to be!! Leonardo stamp was chef's kiss!!!

πŸ¦–And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: Sometimes we bite off more than we can chew. Your commentary was the only thing that made this movie palatable.

rj
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net

okay, well that was a hard cut, so I guess

Our Long Critters 3 is Finally Over.

how did you *do* that with a 84 minute movie? I have no idea.

#monsterdon

Tucker McKnight
Tucker McKnight
tuckerm@saltylike.us

The Critters series floundered a bit from Critters 4 through 8, before going in a new direction for Critters 9, which was REALLY good, and had a very different design for the crites, too.

#Monsterdon

gorgeous georgeous
gorgeous georgeous
georgieboy@toot.cat

MovieLens has this as 2.12 stars for me, I don't think so.

I assume there's no ocean off in which for them to fuck because they couldn't even afford to rent near a harbour.

Thanks @Taweret you *did* warn us

#monsterdon

Louisa
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz

"My uniform's all burnt up, so I think the railroad can get along without me."

Hey man, what the fuck are you talking about

#Monsterdon