And Charlie the Critter Hunter saves the day!

And the firefighters put out the fire!

And Leonardo DiCaprio goes on his first of what will become many, many dates with many, many teenaged young ladies!

THE END

but...but wait! It's the credits but there is still movie going on! And actual plot and stuff! WTF? Is this a real movie or a TV pilot? Save it for the next one y'all!

Anyways, even though this #Monsterdon coulda used far more critters doing far more of their critter shenanigans it was still fun to see them again! Thanks oncecagain for hosting us yahoos @Taweret !

@Taweret you know Crites are like Pringles, you can't have just one.

#monsterdon

@Taweret Thanks for hosting as always! Seems like I should have checked out 1 and 2 first, based on everyone's comments. #Monsterdon

That was surprisingly federation-like of the galactic council.

Critters are an endangered species now.

Gotta save those eggs! I’m not even mad, it makes sense to me.

#Crittters3 #Monsterdon

its like how godfather 2 is better than 1 but then godfather 3 is a letdown

the Critters movies are just like the godfather is what I'm saying

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

❤️ Thank you @Taweret for hosting this chompy chaos!

🅱️ and thanks @cherizilla for the Bingo card! Always better than it has to be!! Leonardo stamp was chef's kiss!!!

🦖And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: Sometimes we bite off more than we can chew. Your commentary was the only thing that made this movie palatable.

And remember friends, don't feed your critters after midnight! #monsterdon

Well Wrong Frogs can only be an improvement now. It's time for Fight Night 2! Which I have never seen. Or even knew existed.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

@strangefour

Protected by the CRITES conventions

#Monsterdon

@xerozohar and I think we could have skipped the rest of it

#Monsterdon #Critters3

What? You're still here? Did you get glued in by green slime crite blood? #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

pause tension is doing a lot of storytelling in these credits

#Monsterdon

We saved our daylight for this!? Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants. #Monsterdon #Critters3

TBC!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Stinger: the Critters aren't dead (I guess they didn't lose enough money on this movie).

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow omg yes seriously

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@Taweret Thank you for hosting!
#Monsterdon

to be continued...

but not for us. (please)

#monsterdon

Agh, get these kids off my screen #monsterdon

@kcarr2015 nice! 🎉

#Monsterdon #Critters3

See, now we have to watch the 4th one!!

Stop throwing rotten fruit at me!!!!
#monsterdon

This movie was an insult to my intelligence and I didn't even think that about the last two

Which is saying smth

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow YES, ACTUALLY

#monsterdon #critt3rs

And we finish off with a setup for another sequel. Who wants #critters4?!

no seriously who asked for this?
#Monsterdon #Critters3

#monsterdon This was so much a "We've still got some left over props, how cheaply can we make a movie?"

Kind of like the Ewok movies.

why the fuck wasn't the plot of this credit sequence the movie????

#monsterdon

wait those are the last two critter eggs anywhere?

no way there aren't more critters sneaking around the rest of the galaxy

#Monsterdon #Critters3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zmcV0pIKKg

#monsterdon #critters3

okay, well that was a hard cut, so I guess

Our Long Critters 3 is Finally Over.

how did you *do* that with a 84 minute movie? I have no idea.

#monsterdon

This should have been the beginning of the movie. #Monsterdon #Critters3

IT'S UG!!!!! [crowd goes wild]

#Monsterdon

marvel-ass post-credits sequel setup #Monsterdon

Crites are an endangered species!
#Monsterdon #Critters3

oh wow is there a critters 4?
#monsterdon

That bounty hunter dude! Hello, my guy!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

#Monsterdon #critt3rs wow they are stretching out this during-credit post-scene with charlie

#Monsterdon Tubi autoplay ruining my credits movie sequence

@trixter I hope that's all it is. But everything else in this movie is a mess.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

What the hell, man, just let it play, quit interrupting…

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

The Spy Who Licked Me #Monsterdon

I stand corrected #monsterdon

Charlie is in trouble?

Cmon. There was a confirmed infestation of crites.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

You know, Plex has a Skip Credits button right there so don't tempt me, movie #Monsterdon

@amyfou

Because they filmed 3 & 4 back-to-back, so trying to get people to come back for 4

#Monsterdon

The Critters series floundered a bit from Critters 4 through 8, before going in a new direction for Critters 9, which was REALLY good, and had a very different design for the crites, too.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

You should have your movie inside of your movie.

This whole Charlie sequence is just them realizing their movie was too short, right

#Monsterdon

No, Tubi, I will not be proceeding on to Critters 4. I need to detox. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

they had no plan for how to get this to feature length and this is the result

#Monsterdon

Monsterdon. Just because there is a sequel doesn't me we have to watch it. We could watch Leprechaun instead or something.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

this is a setup for a sequel SO LATE in the movie it's in the credits!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon You've Got Mail

@b Sicilian Vampire is the worst I've seen and it's not even close to this league. Haven't seen Manos though.

#monsterdon

oh look, avocados.

#monsterdon #critters3

Come on Chuck pull the trigger on that monster again!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

why are things still happening tho

Charlie's got unfinished business to attend to. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Charlie sure is starring in the end credits, huh?

@strangefour She was just gonna help him find a job, she wasn't gonna MARRY him.

#monsterdon #critters3

@astroPug screw your post credits scene, we got a during credits scene #monsterdon

I would want to work on the Critter Unit
#monsterdon

oh right the movie isn't done yet
#monsterdon

It’s still going argh stop #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I hope those aren't dragon eggs.

Two dislocated shoulders should have been the outcome #monsterdon

the movie should've just been Charlie hunting the critters and that's it

#monsterdon

Hey, it's that communicator thingy from the first one! #Monsterdon

okay look they always compulsory heterosexuality the horror movie lesbian. you just have to ignore that part

#monsterdon

"alright you gumballs"

my new catchphrase.

#monsterdon

Credits definitely being the most interesting part of the movie

except the kitchen scene I guess

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Charlie really should team up with Rowsdower.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Shwarma.

#monsterdon #critters3

Well that was sure a movie!

Thanks everyone! Thanks to @Taweret for hosting! :)

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Wait something is still happening here in the credits.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@Taweret I mean, it's not like they were in danger of making it to Sundance. LOL #Monsterdon

Movie. You are over. Stop trying to have more of you in the credits. Go home you drunk.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

Oooh fun credits!

#Monsterdon

Trust me lady, you're not in a western. Not even a bad western.

#Monsterdon

Okay, movie, you have a few minutes left, and you're seriously trying to Ferris Bueller the end credits? #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

@Taweret

Thanks for hosting, and saludos to the whole #Monsterdon gang

Hey movie you're supposed to END when the credits roll. #Monsterdon #Critters3

Charlie, didn't the crystal say all was fine?

#monsterdon

Interesting end credits…

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Poor Rosie. LOL!

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs.

@davesdogmaggie Definitely aftermarket. #Monsterdon

rosie the only way to get your man is to get into the critter hunting business. i believe in you

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

What the fuck is going on... in these credits... ???

MovieLens has this as 2.12 stars for me, I don't think so.

I assume there's no ocean off in which for them to fuck because they couldn't even afford to rent near a harbour.

Thanks @Taweret you *did* warn us

#monsterdon

Damn, the filmmakers are just wasting their best character #monsterdon

is this movie gonna roll its credits over the first 5 minutes of the next movie?

#monsterdon

@Taweret yeah it was a missed opportunity to go Even More Extra after critters 2 this was more like a Saturday morning TV special time filler #Monsterdon

Can someone at least get her new bunny slippers?

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Wait. The phone lesbian that was dangling for most of what I saw is straight? Movie you don't understand anything.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

"My uniform's all burnt up, so I think the railroad can get along without me."

Hey man, what the fuck are you talking about

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

this movie can definitely be over now.

omg these kids have no mom!!! and charlie is right there! unloved

#Monsterdon

Nice, Rosie. Nice.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Sorry, Rosie. Gotta go chase your skinny tasty treat down, I guess. #Monsterdon

that was much, much less fun than Critters 2

anyhoo, ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

“Normal, like a movie?”
Not like this. #monsterdon