This should have been the beginning of the movie. #Monsterdon #Critters3

IT'S UG!!!!! [crowd goes wild]

#Monsterdon

marvel-ass post-credits sequel setup #Monsterdon

Crites are an endangered species!
#Monsterdon #Critters3

oh wow is there a critters 4?
#monsterdon

That bounty hunter dude! Hello, my guy!

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#Monsterdon #critt3rs wow they are stretching out this during-credit post-scene with charlie

#Monsterdon Tubi autoplay ruining my credits movie sequence

@trixter I hope that's all it is. But everything else in this movie is a mess.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

What the hell, man, just let it play, quit interrupting…

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

I stand corrected #monsterdon

Charlie is in trouble?

Cmon. There was a confirmed infestation of crites.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

You know, Plex has a Skip Credits button right there so don't tempt me, movie #Monsterdon

@amyfou

Because they filmed 3 & 4 back-to-back, so trying to get people to come back for 4

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You should have your movie inside of your movie.

No, Tubi, I will not be proceeding on to Critters 4. I need to detox. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

they had no plan for how to get this to feature length and this is the result

#Monsterdon

this is a setup for a sequel SO LATE in the movie it's in the credits!

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#Monsterdon You've Got Mail

@b Sicilian Vampire is the worst I've seen and it's not even close to this league. Haven't seen Manos though.

#monsterdon

oh look, avocados.

#monsterdon #critters3

Come on Chuck pull the trigger on that monster again!

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#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

why are things still happening tho

Charlie's got unfinished business to attend to. #Monsterdon

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Charlie sure is starring in the end credits, huh?

@strangefour She was just gonna help him find a job, she wasn't gonna MARRY him.

#monsterdon #critters3

@astroPug screw your post credits scene, we got a during credits scene #monsterdon

I would want to work on the Critter Unit
#monsterdon

oh right the movie isn't done yet
#monsterdon

It’s still going argh stop #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I hope those aren't dragon eggs.

Two dislocated shoulders should have been the outcome #monsterdon

the movie should've just been Charlie hunting the critters and that's it

#monsterdon

Hey, it's that communicator thingy from the first one! #Monsterdon

okay look they always compulsory heterosexuality the horror movie lesbian. you just have to ignore that part

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"alright you gumballs"

my new catchphrase.

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Credits definitely being the most interesting part of the movie

except the kitchen scene I guess

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Charlie really should team up with Rowsdower.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Shwarma.

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Well that was sure a movie!

Thanks everyone! Thanks to @Taweret for hosting! :)

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Wait something is still happening here in the credits.

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Movie. You are over. Stop trying to have more of you in the credits. Go home you drunk.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

@Taweret I mean, it's not like they were in danger of making it to Sundance. LOL #Monsterdon

Oooh fun credits!

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Trust me lady, you're not in a western. Not even a bad western.

#Monsterdon

Okay, movie, you have a few minutes left, and you're seriously trying to Ferris Bueller the end credits? #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

@Taweret

Thanks for hosting, and saludos to the whole #Monsterdon gang

Hey movie you're supposed to END when the credits roll. #Monsterdon #Critters3

Charlie, didn't the crystal say all was fine?

#monsterdon

Interesting end credits…

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Poor Rosie. LOL!

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs.

@davesdogmaggie Definitely aftermarket. #Monsterdon

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What the fuck is going on... in these credits... ???

rosie the only way to get your man is to get into the critter hunting business. i believe in you

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MovieLens has this as 2.12 stars for me, I don't think so.

I assume there's no ocean off in which for them to fuck because they couldn't even afford to rent near a harbour.

Thanks @Taweret you *did* warn us

#monsterdon

Damn, the filmmakers are just wasting their best character #monsterdon

is this movie gonna roll its credits over the first 5 minutes of the next movie?

#monsterdon

@Taweret yeah it was a missed opportunity to go Even More Extra after critters 2 this was more like a Saturday morning TV special time filler #Monsterdon

Can someone at least get her new bunny slippers?

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Wait. The phone lesbian that was dangling for most of what I saw is straight? Movie you don't understand anything.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

"My uniform's all burnt up, so I think the railroad can get along without me."

Hey man, what the fuck are you talking about

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#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

this movie can definitely be over now.

omg these kids have no mom!!! and charlie is right there! unloved

#Monsterdon

Nice, Rosie. Nice.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

that was much, much less fun than Critters 2

anyhoo, ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

“Normal, like a movie?”
Not like this. #monsterdon

That was the beginning of the end of American trains. #Monsterdon

"Hi, I'm the woman who thought marrying a horrible monster landlord was totally fine."

#monsterdon #critters3

this movie is truly the kind of disaster that brings a family together.

#monsterdon

Charlie’s mole guy chic, or Leo’s t-shirt, not sure what’s worse

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Skewered Critter! #Monsterdon

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And the Fire Department came and the survivors lived happily ever after!

Wait… Dad was an engineer?

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

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From the railroad to the phone company.. the dad's jourmey...

@gnomon oh that's true

It was all downhill since the beginning

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@georgieboy
Definitely terrible. Not a good bad movie. But definitely not even close to the worst movies I've seen. Not even remotely as bad as manos the hands of fate.

#monsterdon

[clutching my DVD box set] "I still have Critters 2. I can see a Critter Ball anytime I want! Shut up!" #monsterdon

Ratcheting up tension by going with the take where the prop gets stuck in the kid's pocket

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"Normal like a movie?"

Girl, I have news for you. This movie is not normal.
#monsterdon

wait, he really was a railroad conductor?

#monsterdon

Now Charlie's gonna hop in his TARDIS and vanish. #Monsterdon #Critters3

emergency services must have taken a truly astonishing amount of time for it to be DAYLIGHT

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

She's out of Leo's league

Wow this movie is barely over 70 minutes long. Unless the post critter wrap up is overly drawn out.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

Awkward teen romance, ick flashbacks...

#Monsterdon

A movie. But not *this* movie. A good one. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

mom seems pretty alright, considering the fate of her at least second husband.

#monsterdon

Mom’s a good wing woman.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Critters on the Barby tonight!
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isn't she too old for leo?
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"mmm mmm, skewered crite's good eatin'"

#monsterdon

the soundtrack to this film has a very "afterschool special" vibe to it

#monsterdon

I know I'm not assessing the threat correctly, but all this drama of people possibly falling off a three(?) storey building seems like nothing

#Monsterdon

ugh the inevitable compulsory heterosexuality tweenage romance

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THis is where they all get sued for destroying a building..

idk I've caught children from falling off buildings a bunch and this feels a little staged

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So I realize I don’t actually have a rope handy in my day to day life.

People in movies have them, Sam has them in LOTR but me? Nope.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

So we just watch him fall and then he doesn't die. Great, real climactic tension here.

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I feel like this could be titled Ernest vs. Critters with very little changes #Monsterdon

@brooke Ph, I thought you were going to say finger #Monsterdon