70s movies are like everyone looks like they haven't showered but some of their fashion is cool
90s movies are like okay everyone seems to have showered at least but I hate all their clothes
what critters 3 needed (and i'm not making this up) is
a much taller building
a lot more fleeing upstairs
a big parable about how constantly chasing upwards just to stay alive fits with reaganism
about 30 more critters on screen at once
they set half of their Critters movies in a stairwell and didn't even give us a scene where a bunch of critters come rolling down the stairs like an avalanche
leonardo dicaprio's film debut as the orphan who mercilessly beats the adorable but very hungry space furby to death with a shoe #monsterdon
Marcia as a character belongs in a better movie. I guess ALIENS wasn't too long before this, so kinda makes sense how much it felt like that in the red hallway.
JULIA CHILD LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
unkillable lesbians!!!!!! that work at the phone company!!!!!!! #monsterdon
Who wore it better?
Critters 2 was legit fun. I dont care what anyone says
This is a threat. #monsterdon #critt3rs
Critters mischief sequence gives me #MonsterdonBingo (Edit: lol not it does not, I was having too much fun I guess)
Odds of coffee: close to zero π
Writer: ββ¦and then Frank goes OW OW OW and everyone will expect itβs Critters but itβs just a shoe.β
Me when I spot an actor that I recognize
Also hell yes Frances Bay with the meat cleaver.
This movie can still win me back in the third act. The setup was a bit of a chore, but if Frances Bay gets a kill I'm going to lose it.
Invasive species hitching a ride on vehicles is a real thing, so points for credibility, Critters 3. #Monsterdon
It's always a mistake to flashback to a movie with a higher budget than yours. #Monsterdon
AND THAT'S A WRECK
Bad people get eaten, merely-OK people get injured, protagonists get... relocation reimbursements posthumously from their slimy landlord? Critters get murdered horribly in a bunch of ways. Nobody and nothing fucks off into the sea but Charlie fucks off into space. (Or not?) We are denied a crite katamri. Unforgivable.
Thank you for organizing and hosting, @Taweret !
i am totally mystified by the whole last part of this movie, i thought i was tracking it perfectly fine and then it just went through a wormhole and fell apart #monsterdon
excuse me !?!?!?!?!?! can anyone explain the last 10 minutes of this movie to me??????? #monsterdon
if I had a nickel for each person in this movie currently trapped hanging from a cable attached to a burning building, then I'd have two nickels... but it's strange that it happened twice #monsterdon
So Charlie just fake dies at the end of every movie now? #Monsterdon
EAT THE RICH
leonardo dicaprio is like ACAB includes landlords and my dad #monsterdon
Ma'am please for the love of god do not light a phosphorous flare in an enclosed environment.
@arrjay yea the noises are just dubbed over, but yup that's definitely the Tetris cart!
oh wow for a sec I thought this movie would have us believe that Frank fought off a critter attack
anyway, "oooh aaah ayyy I'm dyin here"
I'm WAAAAAAAULKIN' heeeeeah~! #Monsterdon
lol, love how Dicaprio is the ONLY name people recognise, there's not even Dick Miller!