Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
GD exploding tires.
Log πͺ΅
log@mastodon.sdf.org
Them's good eatin' and already on a rotisserie! #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
Skritch π Stratosfur '26
monstercollie@blimps.xyz
#Monsterdon That was a Goofy-esque scream
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
is that 30s clip of him finding the crite on his back on the antenna supposed to be... funny?
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
MOMENTUM! LEARN HOW IT WORKS!!
Proud Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
@brooke well, Tommy's weight at least⦠#Monsterdon #Critt3rs
gorgeous georgeous
georgieboy@toot.cat
I, uh... well, I've been watching. I don't think this is the worst movie I've ever seen, but it's up there.
bobert
combatwombat@hachyderm.io
Critters vs. Minions #monsterdon
Log πͺ΅
log@mastodon.sdf.org
Serious cartoon vibe from both the crite windup before charging and catching a flagpole on the way down. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
Mme Zabet
mmezabet@craftgoblin.club
ROSIE!!! lol
Jason π³οΈβπ:mastodon:
70sgayspaceangel@mas.to
Be a real shame to lose Charlie #Monsterdon
Blue
blue@bigshoulders.city
Man would Literally rather save their child from falling off a building than go to therapy
#Monsterdon
Xoa Gray
xoagray@tiggi.es
This would be a good time for Cliff to finally be a good dad.
And there we go.
Proud Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
Dad, maybe try not to sound so surprised when you tell your kids you love themβ¦
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Damn, sis got some legendary reaction times.
Guda Blues
gblues@bolha.us
Ok, useless dad to the rescue!
#monsterdon
#critters3
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
that's right THIS ENTIRE MOVIE was a setup for the moment of dangling Johnny over a firey drop, to be saved by Dad!
Brooke Vibber :neocat_cofe:
brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net
#Monsterdon #critt3rs dad finally pulls his own weight
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
tweety bird's gonna be pecking at that flagpole any second now
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
This movie and Sonic the Hedgehog were both released in '91. #Monsterdon #Critters3
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
When the Crite with the scare falls off the roof will his limbs extend like a badly proportioned marionette? Hans Criter
#Monsterdon #Critters3
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
there are like 5 other people on the roof, is no one-- ah. okay, good to know dad's good for something, at least. he doesn't get any points tho.
Trixter of the Moon Council
trixter@retro.pizza
Oh look Dad is finally good for something.
Log πͺ΅
log@mastodon.sdf.org
Someone help me with this mysteriously greasy 40# child. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
Floaty Birb
floatybirb
The weird forest guy is not dead but is instead hanging from an awning pole that falls off. The family's RV breaks his fall and he stumbles away, encountering the butch lesbian who is still hanging from a wire. Also, weird forest guy has a critter impaled on his, um... antenna backpack thing. Then we hear sirens and emergency services appear.
jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny@neuromatch.social
Joe Watching β½ποΈπ΄πΊ
JoeWynne@mstdn.plus
π¦#MONSTERDON ποΈ
πΎπ©Έ TRIVIA 3 π©ΈπΎ
"Terrence Mann" as "Ug" shows up in the end credits, but he does not have a scene until DURING the credits. The scene ties this movie to its sequel in 1992.
I'm concerned, though, that Tubi will cut the movie before that scene!
otheorange_tag
otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
@mmezabet so, has been gun? #Monsterdon
MooMoo the Cat
flowerpot@mas.to
~12 minutes left
#Monsterdon
bobert
combatwombat@hachyderm.io
11 more minutes to ball up. go! #monsterdon
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
Annie is wearing Kate Middleton's engagement ring
matthew green
mrgtwentythree@mastodon.sdf.org
so hero. much save. wow
#monsterdon
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
...how the hell is the crystal going to save them from the fire.
does this call up the original bounty hunters?
πΉπͺBig Tuff AlπΉπͺ
bigtuffal@dice.camp
OH GOD JOSH DIDN'T FINISH HIM
Proud Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
Alexandria Cabot is still alive!
rebeld π¨π¦ has moved
rebeld@mstdn.ca
Oh, pummeled crite is rebooting.
π€Robot Enby Xeroπ€
xerozohar@retro.pizza
through the fire and flames we critter on #monsterdon
Tom - KB9ENS
kb9ens@mastodon.radio
The bubbles after the cleavering⦠amazing. #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs
holly hoppet :bunhdidle:
holly@toot.hoppet.cool
this sure is a movie
Neia masks
neia@zoner.work
@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io Sure, but around here we support women's wrongs!
#Monsterdon #Critters3
Lysdexic
lysdexic@hachyderm.io
#Monsterdon "It's just a flesh wound"
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π¦ π¦ π¦ π ποΈ π¦π©Έπ±!
When did Rosie take out the curlers and style her hair
Space Catitude π
TerryHancock@realsocial.life
Ooh. Fireworks!
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
@starkraving666 I don't think Leo went through puberty until he was like 20 which maybe explains some things I dunno #Monsterdon
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
"Fuck your RV!"
Log πͺ΅
log@mastodon.sdf.org
Home Alone 2 did a building rooftop better. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
stop yelling fire start yelling free beer
Brooke Vibber :neocat_cofe:
brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net
#Monsterdon #critt3rs don't leave me hanging, marcia
signalkilled
signalkilled@mas.to
They really threw away Marcia's character on a gaff, didn't they? #Monsterdon
Mme Zabet
mmezabet@craftgoblin.club
Put away that uvula, sir, this is a family show!
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
πΆ crite went off like a firework πΆ
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
You all gave up on Charlie there a bit quick
Crazypedia won't Comply π§Ώ
Crazypedia@mypocketpals.online
Granny sure knows how to swing that cleaver! πͺπ«§
#Monsterdon #Critters3
astroPug
astroPug@hachyderm.io
Marcia gets all the awards in this movie.
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π¦ π¦ π¦ π ποΈ π¦π©Έπ±!
πΆ πΆ Caught in a quilt πΆ πΆ
πΆ πΆ I can't chew outπΆ πΆ
πΆ πΆ because I'm furry round and chompyπΆ πΆ
Proud Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
Mrs. Menses is my hero!
Softwarewolf
faoluin@chitter.xyz
Never underestimate your grandmother's knife skills
otheorange_tag
otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
@hollie @diazona I was told there'd be no math? #Monsterdon (maybe that was there'd be no pants? #checksnotes
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
fireworks in an enclosed space. sir, this building is already on fire.
Lysdexic
lysdexic@hachyderm.io
#Monsterdon Yes, we need more fire.
π€Robot Enby Xeroπ€
xerozohar@retro.pizza
Leave it to Cleaver #monsterdon
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
Finally the dad has a use
πΉπͺBig Tuff AlπΉπͺ
bigtuffal@dice.camp
matthew green
mrgtwentythree@mastodon.sdf.org
fireworks as weapon
#monsterdon
GoinFawr
goinfawr@mstdn.social
Meat Cleaver Granny has to be a video game fighter somewhere
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
Soap butt?
#Monsterdon #Critters3
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
well, at least the cleaver was finally PUT TO USE
MooMoo the Cat
flowerpot@mas.to
YESSSSSSSSS!
#Monsterdon
Jason π³οΈβπ:mastodon:
70sgayspaceangel@mas.to
Load your own damn gun, Charlie #Monsterdon
Lysdexic
lysdexic@hachyderm.io
#Monsterdon ANNIE GET MY GUN
forestine
forestine@sunny.garden
That was not enough bubble payoff, the thing drank the entire bottle #Monsterdon
astroPug
astroPug@hachyderm.io
Ah, the bubbles paying off.
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
@gnomon Guessing they were put in to keep the under ten-year-olds engaged. But I agree #monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
good night
sleep tight
until we eat
again
Log πͺ΅
log@mastodon.sdf.org
Okay, the soap bubble crite was just... not satisfying. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
Nice cleaving Grandma! #Monsterdon #Critters3
Proud Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
Hey! You're staining the quilt!
Cecelia
helianthropy@tech.lgbt
Mrs. Cleaver.
"Miss Movie Masochist"
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
DAMN granny!
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Yes, let your hate flow through you.
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
DAMN GRANDMA
Xoa Gray
xoagray@tiggi.es
IF you're quiet you can hear 'em bubble.
otheorange_tag
otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
@arrjay Also he has Discantaswhatsits #Monsterdon
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
remember the Critterball tho? that was fun
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
oof, right in the throat too.
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
and to think they're not making a single lawrence welk reference with those bubbles
not one
not a single one
Lysdexic
lysdexic@hachyderm.io
#Monsterdon Don't blink?
Brooke Vibber :neocat_cofe:
brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net
#Monsterdon #critt3rs checkovs soap bubble
Skritch π Stratosfur '26
monstercollie@blimps.xyz
#Monsterdon 25 cents for 3 minutes? What happened to 10 cents per minute? Or 1-800-COLLECT?
klu9
klu9@ohai.social
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
First floor.. women's lingerie... darts... critters..
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Charlie needs silence, that's why he cut the lights.
Tucker McKnight
tuckerm@saltylike.us
Terminator 2 walked so that Critters 3 could run.
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
@diazona Productivity gets lower with each iteration
MooMoo the Cat
flowerpot@mas.to
@lysdexic Is that why I feel annoyed at this movie?
#Monsterdon
πΉπͺBig Tuff AlπΉπͺ
bigtuffal@dice.camp
oh thats how he tracked them
lytta :SpinningCube:
lytta@hachyderm.io
showing the bubbles separately from the critter as an ominous sign... they clearly could NOT figure out how to make bubbles come out of a critter
Log πͺ΅
log@mastodon.sdf.org
Chekhov's Lemon Joy! #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
At this point in the last movie I'm pretty sure they had blown up three fast food restaurants and a tanker truck