fireworks in an enclosed space. sir, this building is already on fire.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yes, we need more fire.

Leave it to Cleaver #monsterdon

Finally the dad has a use

#Monsterdon

🫧

😹

#monsterdon

fireworks as weapon
#monsterdon

Meat Cleaver Granny has to be a video game fighter somewhere

#Monsterdon

Soap butt?
#Monsterdon #Critters3

well, at least the cleaver was finally PUT TO USE

#monsterdon

YESSSSSSSSS!
#Monsterdon

Load your own damn gun, Charlie #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ANNIE GET MY GUN

That was not enough bubble payoff, the thing drank the entire bottle #Monsterdon

Ah, the bubbles paying off.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@gnomon Guessing they were put in to keep the under ten-year-olds engaged. But I agree #monsterdon

good night
sleep tight
until we eat
again

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Okay, the soap bubble crite was just... not satisfying. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Nice cleaving Grandma! #Monsterdon #Critters3

Hey! You're staining the quilt!

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

DAMN granny!

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Mrs. Cleaver.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Yes, let your hate flow through you.

#monsterdon #critters3

IF you're quiet you can hear 'em bubble.

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

DAMN GRANDMA

#monsterdon

@arrjay Also he has Discantaswhatsits #Monsterdon

remember the Critterball tho? that was fun

#monsterdon

This is also how I deal with feral cats, just get a blanket over them and... ideally put them in a carrier.

#monsterdon #critters3

oof, right in the throat too.

#monsterdon

Has no one bothered to learn the Critters language? This could all just be a misunderstanding #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Don't blink?

and to think they're not making a single lawrence welk reference with those bubbles

not one

not a single one

#monsterdon #critt3rs

#Monsterdon #critt3rs checkovs soap bubble

#Monsterdon 25 cents for 3 minutes? What happened to 10 cents per minute? Or 1-800-COLLECT?

@hollie

Some of us had to swing both ways!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

First floor.. women's lingerie... darts... critters..

Charlie needs silence, that's why he cut the lights.

#monsterdon

Terminator 2 walked so that Critters 3 could run.

#Monsterdon

@diazona Productivity gets lower with each iteration

#Monsterdon

@lysdexic Is that why I feel annoyed at this movie?
#Monsterdon

oh thats how he tracked them

#monsterdon

showing the bubbles separately from the critter as an ominous sign... they clearly could NOT figure out how to make bubbles come out of a critter

#monsterdon

Chekhov's Lemon Joy! #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

At this point in the last movie I'm pretty sure they had blown up three fast food restaurants and a tanker truck

#Monsterdon #Critters3

BUBBLES! #monsterdon

"Who is that hunk that came in with your daughter?" #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Holy shit he was 17 in this?????? I thought he was like 11 #monsterdon #critters3

So they hung the seemingly most competent person in the movie outside the building so she could do physical comedy? Was she the only one that fit in the hanging harness?
#Monsterdon #Critters3

@Taweret Characters in movies don't make good choices #WrongInsuranceCommercial #Monsterdon

yeah, this movie is absolutely going to hell for its treatment of Marcia.

#monsterdon

This movie could be funny. Could be... #Monsterdon

Called it, Chekovs bullet contraption

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon People are getting my dated 80's and 90's references! MY PEOPLE

"Thanks for this green crystal which helped me not at all"

#Monsterdon #Critters3

#monsterdon Marsha providing the audio for 1/2 of a sex scene while being hung by an ankle and trying to reach a phone booth in the middle of temu gremlins is a whole mood. #critters3

@Taweret it very much has the vibe of only having the budget for like 3 days on on location shooting and having to contrive things onto a sound stage #Monsterdon

Charlie. His name is Charlie, dear neighbor Rosie.

#Critters3 #Monsterdon

Chuck's firearm has some punch

#Monsterdon

REALLY hate what they're doing to marsha here.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

#Monsterdon

That fall should have dislocated Marcia's leg #monsterdon

We meet again... #Monsterdon

Marsha's dead by now because she's redded-out.

#monsterdon

why are they doing marsha dirty like this

#monsterdon

Time to reload the … beans? #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs

Smear some petroleum jelly on the lens to make him more dreamy, movie. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Funny thing is, just today an Amazon truck came up our street, snagged our phone line, and ripped it off the side of our house. But we don't have a landline, so I guess things are fine #monsterdon

@astroPug @klu9 Makes me think we should watch the X-files movie one of these days...

#Monsterdon

@moira Gramps did when the phone was cut off.
#Monsterdon

HOLY SHIT MARSHA IS STILL OUT THERE WTF

#monsterdon

Love is a many splendoured Charlie!

#monsterdon

Well I missed the first half hour, but saw this as a kid. And my main memory was, "man those sets are cramped." Which still holds true. This takes place in one building but every room feels like it's the size of a bathroom and the camera man has to sit in a hallway to film it.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

i support charlie/rosie

#monsterdon

This building most have pretty good firewalls. Would be nice if it had sprinklers

#monsterdon #critters3

@amyfou congrats! 🎉

#Monsterdon #Critters3

He’s back! But how much time to recharge does that gun take? #Monsterdon

I mean the signs tried to warn ya

#Monsterdon

@monstercollie Judas Priest, man! #PolyPunDad #Monsterdon

time bandits vibes coming at me fast #monsterdon

lol, the bubbles giving them away was cute

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Charlie ex Machina (I do wonder what Ug is up to right now)

Someone failed pushup day.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

oh crap they sent XCOM

competent, competent XCOM

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

How did he track them down? Can he snuffle the ground like a dog and follow critter spoor?

this guy makes entrances!! it's his jamb

😎

#Monsterdon

Naughty, so naughty. #Monsterdon

HOW IS THE ELEVATOR POWERED

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh shit that dude really was a Ghostbuster

so who called him?

#monsterdon #critt3rs

It's a literal bean shooter, are you kidding me

#Monsterdon

@Taweret no no no no #monsterdon

i will watch that insane 1970s Nevada film with the creature and the white supremacists again before Critters 4

why didn't we just film the movie in those woods we were in earlier instead of this fucking stairwell

#monsterdon

pretty sad when charlie's _not_ the comic relief

#monsterdon #critt3rs

This goofball, again #Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

  👾 🩸 TRIVIA 3 🩸👾

Six years after CRITTERS 3, Leonardo DiCaprio appeared in TITANIC which did not go direct-to-video.

#Critters3

@cherizilla I do not remember that at all

though I don't remember much at all from the other two movies TBH

#Monsterdon #Critters3

#Monsterdon THIS! IS! THE PAIN KILL ER!

She’s swinging! 😝 #monsterdon #critters3

@SRLevine

Awwww, now you've ruined my suspension of disbelief!

#Monsterdon

Hero's theme!

#monsterdon

I am still a sucker for the shots of a rolling critter horde.

Even their bounce is incredibly petty.

I don’t know how that’s possible but it is.

#Critters3 #Monsterdon