Tarzan yell, seriously?
[sigh] everybody welcome our friend Charlie back to the movie. I suppose we do have to have a hero and goodness knows it isn't any of these other schmucks.
#Monsterdon #critt3rs CHARLIE
What was that?
EDIT: Oh, that guy.
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon That critter could sing for Judas Priest! #RobHalford
These cutesy scenes with the critters are just kinda lazy #monsterdon
Oh right, there's a bounty hunter in this #Monsterdon
there's we go! bounty hunter guy! #monsterdon
@Taweret There. Are. Four. Puppets.
*EXPLOSION*
There are three puppets...
#Monsterdon #Critters3
#Monsterdon Signature Scream incoming.
ooh β Elevator
CHARLIE! Our hero has arrived!
Weird forest guy and daughter get trapped on top of an elevator, which then elevates due to a kinetic malfunction, sending them to the top where everyone else is hiding.
oh good the ghostbusters are here #monsterdon
Charlie's back. Guess they got him for more than one afternoon. #Monsterdon #Critters3
oh. thought we'd seen the last of you, sir. (derogatory)
Charlie!
Explosion does not go with Tarzan yell. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
those lift shenanigans were very die Hard, I almost expected the titties poster at the top....
It'd be better if it was Huey Lewis's The Power of Love
OUTA ORDER FUGGEDDIBOUTIT #monsterdon
Critters got area of effect spells
Wait, his gun fires pinto beans???
Did we know they have a sonic attack? Was that a thing? #monsterdon
Subtitles? Blackie?
So they have a sonic attack?
There is no way the frequency of that scream was close to the resonance of those mason jars.
I refuse to believe it.
HEADLAMP TO THE RESCUE
@Taweret I would doubt they would pay for more
#monsterdon
how *are* the elevator doors working at this point, anyway.
Critters 4 takes place on a space station
Opera singer Critter? Blackie? Oh he has a name.
#Monsterdon #Critters3
The daughter escapes, only to encounter a Critter which screech yodels at her, alerting the other fuzzballs who bounce into attack mode. She gets pinned by a critter needle and is bracketed by enemies. She parries their attacks with an improvised shield, but is backed into a corner.
Then there is an explosion and a Tarzan yell. The weird guy from the forest is back and has burst in, light on, wielding a blaster submachine gun that works for a bit then malfunctioned.
@diazona no, but it rungs a bell! --lexical dad #Monsterdon
@JoeWynne @Louisa Cryopod jammies were very thin underwear, yes #Monsterdon #Critt3rs but actually #Alien
is this whole movie just about otherwise competent people falling off things? is this a writer's barely disguised fetish problem, or, like, what.
~22 minutes left.
#Monsterdon
THe suspenseful music is reminding me of music from a better movie.. maybe Alien?
#monsterdon I don't want to act like a tough guy here, but climbing down a ladder set in the side of a three story elevator shaft doesn't seem that scary to me.
It's just a ladder, right?
Actual rat, is not actually scary.
And we're using it to play swing games
#Monsterdon #Critters3
Dad is an expert at "not my problem, not yours either" it seems.
The people just want Crits!
#monsterdon
@strangefour there are still working payphones in Manitoba #Monsterdon
Most tense ladder-climbing scene ever
#Monsterdon A phone booth! ok so this is a Bill and Ted crossover movie, cool. Time travel time!
how are we an hour in and there's only been like what, 5 or 6 critters max so far?
#monsterdon
they reaaaaally struggled to get to a feature run time on this one geeeez
He died as he lived: fucking over his tenants.
#monsterdon
Critters 2 is looking like a lord of the rings level production compared to this
Dad: There are other bystanders, let them do something instead.
Remember the last time you saw a phone booth? I sure as heck don't. Last time I remember a payphone was in a college building not a booth.
#Monsterdon #Critters3
"That's too dangerous! Stay here, in a burning building with a dozen Crites."
#Monsterdon #Critters3
So, I'm thinking that in the casting call for this movie everyone was asked "You don't have any dignity, do you?"
Anyone who said yes was sent packing.
(I hate to admit that I'm loving thisβ¦)
Every dad in this film sucks.
why doesn't se get her foot free and walk t the payphone? C'mon Marcia, we had such high hopes on you.
#monsterdon
#critters3
#Monsterdon "I'll take care of it" Gen X forever.
Annie doesn't need to worry about Marcia, she's hyper-competent #monsterdon
@jonny basically this #Monsterdon seems to be like "hey we gotta make another critters movie can you come up with some way to get a bunch of mistfit people into a building with the critters so they can exterminate them? You have until lunch and we pay minimum scale"
Alternate movie: Marsha is working for the phone company when she notices mysterious disconnections. No one believes her and she's the only one who can save the town from...Critters!! #Monsterdon
@flowerpot xyzzy you are in a room with a cleaver! #70sToot #Monsterdon
Where has Marcia been this entire series
#Monsterdon #critt3rs spider-man makes it look so effortless
@coriander Yes!!!
#monsterdon
(okay, this movie is kind of doing her dirty in this scene tho.
Point your toe genius. #Monsterdon #Critters3
Hey, it's Bill & Ted's time machine
scheβs schwinging! #monsterdon
Butch Erin Gray please donβt die!
that dangling scene was WAY too long
Nobody understands momentum in Hollywood.
nah her foot's broken #monsterdon
what are these cables supposed to be, anwyay?
#Monsterdon π¦ π¦ π¦ π ποΈ π¦π©Έπ±!
saved by the Chucks!
We're on fire??? #monsterdon #critters3
@SnoopJ It didn't come across that way for me
then again I wasn't paying the most attention so idk
@flowerpot@mas.to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe They actually didn't! They made Critters 4 at the same time.
#Monsterdon #Critters3
Farts. Thank god.
What kinda dipshit landlord shows up in the middle of the night to evict tenants without notice?
Heroic Phone Company Lesbian isn't on my bingo cardβ¦
But damn it, it should be.
Fancy 80s Shoes Saving Lives
Marcia, Mr. McBeevee this thing.
I do want Marsha to escape but I'm also heavily invested in the Critters' kitchen boobery
Fire. The Untamed Element. Oldest of Man's Mysteries. Giver of warmth. Destroyer of forests. Right now this building is ON FIRE !!
#Monsterdon #Critters3
Chug chug chug⦠#Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs
Bubbles and farts in 3, 2, β¦ #monsterdon
I will say though, the way that little chubster critter fit into the sink was visually amusing.
@apLundell They could be set in Wichita #monsterdon
Brad Dourif is also in Critters 4
@binford2k I saw some burping of soap bubbles, it was pretty brief though
Where's the #MonsterdonBingo space for "critters Make a fart joke" ? #Monsterdon #Critters3 #Monsterdon #Critters3