BUBBLES! #monsterdon

"Who is that hunk that came in with your daughter?" #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Holy shit he was 17 in this?????? I thought he was like 11 #monsterdon #critters3

So they hung the seemingly most competent person in the movie outside the building so she could do physical comedy? Was she the only one that fit in the hanging harness?
#Monsterdon #Critters3

@Taweret Characters in movies don't make good choices #WrongInsuranceCommercial #Monsterdon

yeah, this movie is absolutely going to hell for its treatment of Marcia.

#monsterdon

This movie could be funny. Could be... #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon People are getting my dated 80's and 90's references! MY PEOPLE

"Thanks for this green crystal which helped me not at all"

#Monsterdon #Critters3

#monsterdon Marsha providing the audio for 1/2 of a sex scene while being hung by an ankle and trying to reach a phone booth in the middle of temu gremlins is a whole mood. #critters3

@Taweret it very much has the vibe of only having the budget for like 3 days on on location shooting and having to contrive things onto a sound stage #Monsterdon

Charlie. His name is Charlie, dear neighbor Rosie.

#Critters3 #Monsterdon

Chuck's firearm has some punch

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REALLY hate what they're doing to marsha here.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

#Monsterdon

That fall should have dislocated Marcia's leg #monsterdon

We meet again... #Monsterdon

Marsha's dead by now because she's redded-out.

#monsterdon

why are they doing marsha dirty like this

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Time to reload the … beans? #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs

Smear some petroleum jelly on the lens to make him more dreamy, movie. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Funny thing is, just today an Amazon truck came up our street, snagged our phone line, and ripped it off the side of our house. But we don't have a landline, so I guess things are fine #monsterdon

@astroPug @klu9 Makes me think we should watch the X-files movie one of these days...

#Monsterdon

@moira Gramps did when the phone was cut off.
#Monsterdon

HOLY SHIT MARSHA IS STILL OUT THERE WTF

#monsterdon

Love is a many splendoured Charlie!

#monsterdon

Well I missed the first half hour, but saw this as a kid. And my main memory was, "man those sets are cramped." Which still holds true. This takes place in one building but every room feels like it's the size of a bathroom and the camera man has to sit in a hallway to film it.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

i support charlie/rosie

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This building most have pretty good firewalls. Would be nice if it had sprinklers

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@amyfou congrats! 🎉

#Monsterdon #Critters3

He’s back! But how much time to recharge does that gun take? #Monsterdon

I mean the signs tried to warn ya

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@monstercollie Judas Priest, man! #PolyPunDad #Monsterdon

time bandits vibes coming at me fast #monsterdon

lol, the bubbles giving them away was cute

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#monsterdon Charlie ex Machina (I do wonder what Ug is up to right now)

Someone failed pushup day.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

oh crap they sent XCOM

competent, competent XCOM

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How did he track them down? Can he snuffle the ground like a dog and follow critter spoor?

this guy makes entrances!! it's his jamb

😎

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Naughty, so naughty. #Monsterdon

HOW IS THE ELEVATOR POWERED

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#Monsterdon Oh shit that dude really was a Ghostbuster

so who called him?

#monsterdon #critt3rs

It's a literal bean shooter, are you kidding me

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@Taweret no no no no #monsterdon

i will watch that insane 1970s Nevada film with the creature and the white supremacists again before Critters 4

why didn't we just film the movie in those woods we were in earlier instead of this fucking stairwell

#monsterdon

This goofball, again #Monsterdon

pretty sad when charlie's _not_ the comic relief

#monsterdon #critt3rs

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

  👾 🩸 TRIVIA 3 🩸👾

Six years after CRITTERS 3, Leonardo DiCaprio appeared in TITANIC which did not go direct-to-video.

#Critters3

@cherizilla I do not remember that at all

though I don't remember much at all from the other two movies TBH

#Monsterdon #Critters3

#Monsterdon THIS! IS! THE PAIN KILL ER!

She’s swinging! 😝 #monsterdon #critters3

@SRLevine

Awwww, now you've ruined my suspension of disbelief!

#Monsterdon

Hero's theme!

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I am still a sucker for the shots of a rolling critter horde.

Even their bounce is incredibly petty.

I don’t know how that’s possible but it is.

#Critters3 #Monsterdon

Tarzan yell, seriously?

[sigh] everybody welcome our friend Charlie back to the movie. I suppose we do have to have a hero and goodness knows it isn't any of these other schmucks.

#Monsterdon

What the fuck?

Charlie to the rescue I guess 😂🤣

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

#Monsterdon #critt3rs CHARLIE

What was that?
EDIT: Oh, that guy.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon That critter could sing for Judas Priest! #RobHalford

These cutesy scenes with the critters are just kinda lazy #monsterdon

Oh right, there's a bounty hunter in this #Monsterdon

there's we go! bounty hunter guy! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Signature Scream incoming.

@Taweret There. Are. Four. Puppets.
*EXPLOSION*
There are three puppets...
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ooh ✅ Elevator

#Monsterdon #Critters3

CHARLIE! Our hero has arrived!

#monsterdon #critters3

Weird forest guy and daughter get trapped on top of an elevator, which then elevates due to a kinetic malfunction, sending them to the top where everyone else is hiding.

#monsterdon

oh good the ghostbusters are here #monsterdon

Charlie's back. Guess they got him for more than one afternoon. #Monsterdon #Critters3

oh. thought we'd seen the last of you, sir. (derogatory)

#monsterdon

Charlie!

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Explosion does not go with Tarzan yell. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

those lift shenanigans were very die Hard, I almost expected the titties poster at the top....

#MOnsterdon

It'd be better if it was Huey Lewis's The Power of Love

#Monsterdon #Critters3

OUTA ORDER FUGGEDDIBOUTIT #monsterdon

Critters got area of effect spells

#Monsterdon

Wait, his gun fires pinto beans???

#MOnsterdon

Did we know they have a sonic attack? Was that a thing? #monsterdon

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Subtitles? Blackie?

So they have a sonic attack?

#Monsterdon

There is no way the frequency of that scream was close to the resonance of those mason jars.

I refuse to believe it.

#Monsterdon

@bstacey
Yeah, that was it.

@Louisa

#Monsterdon

HEADLAMP TO THE RESCUE

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@Taweret I would doubt they would pay for more
#monsterdon

how *are* the elevator doors working at this point, anyway.

#monsterdon

@jivens

Or hole digging.

I can explain that one another time if need be.

#Monsterdon

Critters 4 takes place on a space station

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Opera singer Critter? Blackie? Oh he has a name.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

The daughter escapes, only to encounter a Critter which screech yodels at her, alerting the other fuzzballs who bounce into attack mode. She gets pinned by a critter needle and is bracketed by enemies. She parries their attacks with an improvised shield, but is backed into a corner.

Then there is an explosion and a Tarzan yell. The weird guy from the forest is back and has burst in, light on, wielding a blaster submachine gun that works for a bit then malfunctioned.

#monsterdon

@diazona no, but it rungs a bell! --lexical dad #Monsterdon

did they really only have 3 puppets?

it seems like they did

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@JoeWynne @Louisa Cryopod jammies were very thin underwear, yes #Monsterdon #Critt3rs but actually #Alien

is this whole movie just about otherwise competent people falling off things? is this a writer's barely disguised fetish problem, or, like, what.

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~22 minutes left.
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THe suspenseful music is reminding me of music from a better movie.. maybe Alien?

#monsterdon I don't want to act like a tough guy here, but climbing down a ladder set in the side of a three story elevator shaft doesn't seem that scary to me.

It's just a ladder, right?

Actual rat, is not actually scary.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

And we're using it to play swing games

#Monsterdon #Critters3