@Taweret I had to check. I didn't believe they kept making sequels after this one.
#Monsterdon

@Louisa right?? i'm so mad! #Monsterdon

@Taweret

Shut. Up.

That is unpossible/must be seen to be believed!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon There should be more movies about telephone linemen.

Oh, good, Sarah Connor ain't lost!

#monsterdon

Bales of cocaine for the critters in the kitchen

#Monsterdon

Got it. This film is the start of the "eating Tide Pods" trend.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Palme d'Or right fucking here #critters3

Look

If a Critter is drinking dish soap, and it burps

You HAVE to have bubbles come out of its mouth! That's the law

#Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear When movie gives you Lemon Joy, make lemonjoyade. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Cancerous plot fire is coming along nicely

#Monsterdon

i love the taste of dish soap #monsterdon

there! oh thank god, Marcia lived.

#monsterdon

ooofff, genuine concern for Marcia....but is it a false dawn?

#Monsterdon

And now we have fart jokes?
#monsterdon

Critters 4 has Angela Bassett

#monsterdon

A lot of standing going on in this crawl space. #Monsterdon #Critters3

The poor guy who had to clean the cake out of the critters puppets #Monsterdon

Oh okay well the arson isn't so great

#Monsterdon #Critters3

What... what is this organ music?

#Monsterdon

Okay honestly alien beings that eat beans, fart, and then laugh at themselves, are kind of charming

#Monsterdon #Critters3

crites just thinkin' 'bout those beans

#monsterdon

Soap kills Crites?
Oh shoot. I was right. Beans to farts.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

Fart jokes and pie fights. Keepin' it classy. #Monsterdon #Critters3

They didn't even give the fart joke the drama it deserved.

How sad is a 90s movie when it can't even land a fart joke?

#Monsterdon #Critters3

And fart joke in 3.... 2...... 1……

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs.

He’s got the joy, joy , joy, joy down in his fart #Monsterdon

So… Lemon Joy dish detergent must be really tasty…

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

[FARTING] #monsterdon #critters3

Aww, a tender moment.

#Monsterdon

Crite fart. Oh.... oh, that's foul. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

would not recommend this crite feast clip to inflation kinksters.

#monsterdon

They missed an opportunity to burp soap bubbles. #monsterdon #critters3

I have been in crawl space attics. They are not that easy to get lost in...
#Monsterdon #Critters3

oh lol I spoke too soon

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@Taweret

Shapeshifting into someone else so their agent couldn't rope them into this film?

#MOnsterdon

ah, so this is a movie about PARENTAL DEATH.

#monsterdon

finally bubbles. two whole bubbles

#monsterdon

"My mom died too. Not like your dad. Mom was killed by Bigfoot. But I know what it feels like."

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@SnoopJ woohoo congrats!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

If you didn't realize that Marsha is Ripley by the time she had a tank top and a flare, maybe now that she's crawling around a crawl space it'll work?

#monsterdon

Yeah, but her mom probably wasn't a capitalist slum lord so, you know
#monsterdon

#monsterdon At least the puppeteers are having fun.

Crawl spaces and attics are NEVER this cool in real life #Monsterdon

I wonder what the critters are up to

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Critters do a Pie gag. They’re really running out of script aren't they? #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs

@Newpa_Hasai Trying to get cast in Backdraft. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

We already have Ripley at home and her name is Marsha

#Monsterdon

"I just can't believe he's dad. How did I get so lucky?!"

#monsterdon #critt3rs

I can see that this was direct to video movie (back in the age of video)
#monsterdon

Use the cleaver to smash it open.
EDIT: Or did you forget that, too.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Too many Checovs in this film. Will they pay out?

It’s just a rusty hasp. Hit harder!#Monsterdon

@yatsu Oo I will be so mad. #Monsterdon

I get Sarah Connor vibes from the telephone company lady.
#monsterdon

meanwhile Marsha, the low-budget Ripley of this film...

#monsterdon

See a Critter, punch a Critter!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA!!

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

@lytta

Right!! There was even a close-up where it was supposed to happen! Why did they tease us with that?

#Monsterdon

oh NOW she has a regular flashlight #monsterdon

People in flood zones know to keep an axe in the attic. This city didn't get the memo. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

@Newpa_Hasai no, thry never try fire! #StillBitter #Monsterdon

I wonder what the shape shifting alien bounty hunters are up to

#monsterdon

pie in the face! haaaaaaa *slaps knee*

#Monsterdon

WHY DOES IT LOCK FROM THE OUTSIDE #monsterdon

@lytta the only truly unkillable character is the phreaker lesbian!!!! #monsterdon

Seems like the critters are just really hungry.

#Monsterdon

I hope when they remake Critters they get the mischief montages right

#Monsterdon

like rats!

#monsterdon #critt3rs

"I can do anything. I'm from the phone company" is a distant second to the exchange, "Who are you? How did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And I'm a locksmith."

#Monsterdon

Yay, a "critter's making a mess" montage

#Monsterdon #Critters3

if hot lesbian dies i will riot

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Crites trying to go full Gremlin here in the kitchen. Their arms aren't long enough to pull off more than the most rudimentary fart jokes though.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

Apparently the Crites are Three Stooges fans…

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

MARCIA! do no leave the tour group! oh no!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #critt3rs ok i am enjoying the "critters banquet" scene

yeah, definitely going for the gremlins 2 vibe with that kitchen scene

#monsterdon

Kicks and a good punch! I was going just going to give her kickball champion but she's going for MMA!
#Monsterdon #Critters3

tonight the part of gremlins will be played by... #monsterdon
(or maybe the other way around I can't remember the dates of the first movies)

@holly agreed, it's weirdly low-energy

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Ooh, stomping right in his favorite casserole 😳#Monsterdon

Nooooo NOT THE HAM AND BEANS

#Monsterdon

They forgot to knock the ladder down.
#Monsterdon

@Taweret

Not even a quarter ball's worth!

#Monsterdon

this is a pale imitation of the chaos of critters 2

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I wish the assholes died first irl

#monsterdon

Will he fart from eating the beans? Chekov's beans?

are the crites gonna have a foam party?

#monsterdon

Okay? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
"I can do anything. I work for the phone company!"

Best line in the movie, so far.

Yeah, give us a scene of the little bastards going nuts. 😄 #monsterdon

Chekov's pork and beans

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Don't make beans gross for me, man.

oh here we go soap humor

#monsterdon

@Taweret the Critters normally do the laundry but they've formed a union and are doing a Job Action #Monsterdon

@Taweret apparently it wasn't profitable; hence the pivot to a strip mall

#monsterdon

Time for fun Crite antics!

#monsterdon #critters3

see, even Annie needed to grab a weapon. Competent Lesbian just kicked 'em.

#monsterdon

Are the critters getting drunk off dish soap?

#Monsterdon