Dad is an expert at "not my problem, not yours either" it seems.

#monsterdon

The people just want Crits!
#monsterdon

@strangefour there are still working payphones in Manitoba #Monsterdon

Most tense ladder-climbing scene ever

#Monsterdon #Critters3

#plotArmor 🪂 #Monsterdon #Critters3

#Monsterdon A phone booth! ok so this is a Bill and Ted crossover movie, cool. Time travel time!

how are we an hour in and there's only been like what, 5 or 6 critters max so far?
#monsterdon

they reaaaaally struggled to get to a feature run time on this one geeeez

#monsterdon

second floor

housewares
laundromat
kitchen appliances
crites

#monsterdon #critt3rs

He died as he lived: fucking over his tenants.
#monsterdon

Critters 2 is looking like a lord of the rings level production compared to this

#monsterdon

Dad: There are other bystanders, let them do something instead.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Remember the last time you saw a phone booth? I sure as heck don't. Last time I remember a payphone was in a college building not a booth.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

"That's too dangerous! Stay here, in a burning building with a dozen Crites."

#Monsterdon #Critters3

So, I'm thinking that in the casting call for this movie everyone was asked "You don't have any dignity, do you?"

Anyone who said yes was sent packing.

(I hate to admit that I'm loving this…)

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

why doesn't se get her foot free and walk t the payphone? C'mon Marcia, we had such high hopes on you.
#monsterdon
#critters3

Every dad in this film sucks.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

#Monsterdon "I'll take care of it" Gen X forever.

Annie doesn't need to worry about Marcia, she's hyper-competent #monsterdon

okay the swing-to-phone is _silly_

I like it, but it's _silly_.

#monsterdon

@jonny basically this #Monsterdon seems to be like "hey we gotta make another critters movie can you come up with some way to get a bunch of mistfit people into a building with the critters so they can exterminate them? You have until lunch and we pay minimum scale"

Alternate movie: Marsha is working for the phone company when she notices mysterious disconnections. No one believes her and she's the only one who can save the town from...Critters!! #Monsterdon

@flowerpot xyzzy you are in a room with a cleaver! #70sToot #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #critt3rs spider-man makes it look so effortless

@coriander Yes!!!
#monsterdon

(okay, this movie is kind of doing her dirty in this scene tho.

#monsterdon

Point your toe genius. #Monsterdon #Critters3

sche‘s schwinging! #monsterdon

Butch Erin Gray please don’t die!

#Monsterdon

that dangling scene was WAY too long

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

Nobody understands momentum in Hollywood.

nah her foot's broken #monsterdon

what are these cables supposed to be, anwyay?

#monsterdon #critt3rs

#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

saved by the Chucks!

We're on fire??? #monsterdon #critters3

@SnoopJ It didn't come across that way for me

then again I wasn't paying the most attention so idk

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@flowerpot@mas.to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe They actually didn't! They made Critters 4 at the same time.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

"you're gonna die out there"

well...you seem primed to die in here, sooo

#monsterdon

Farts. Thank god.

#Monsterdon

Heroic Phone Company Lesbian isn't on my bingo card…

But damn it, it should be.

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Fancy 80s Shoes Saving Lives

#monsterdon

What kinda dipshit landlord shows up in the middle of the night to evict tenants without notice?

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Marcia, Mr. McBeevee this thing.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Fire. The Untamed Element. Oldest of Man's Mysteries. Giver of warmth. Destroyer of forests. Right now this building is ON FIRE !!
#Monsterdon #Critters3

Chug chug chug… #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs

Bubbles and farts in 3, 2, … #monsterdon

I will say though, the way that little chubster critter fit into the sink was visually amusing.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@apLundell They could be set in Wichita #monsterdon

Brad Dourif is also in Critters 4

#monsterdon

@binford2k I saw some burping of soap bubbles, it was pretty brief though

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Where's the #MonsterdonBingo space for "critters Make a fart joke" ? #Monsterdon #Critters3 #Monsterdon #Critters3

@Taweret I had to check. I didn't believe they kept making sequels after this one.
#Monsterdon

@Louisa right?? i'm so mad! #Monsterdon

@Taweret

Shut. Up.

That is unpossible/must be seen to be believed!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon There should be more movies about telephone linemen.

Oh, good, Sarah Connor ain't lost!

#monsterdon

Bales of cocaine for the critters in the kitchen

#Monsterdon

Got it. This film is the start of the "eating Tide Pods" trend.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Palme d'Or right fucking here #critters3

Look

If a Critter is drinking dish soap, and it burps

You HAVE to have bubbles come out of its mouth! That's the law

#Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear When movie gives you Lemon Joy, make lemonjoyade. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Cancerous plot fire is coming along nicely

#Monsterdon

i love the taste of dish soap #monsterdon

there! oh thank god, Marcia lived.

#monsterdon

ooofff, genuine concern for Marcia....but is it a false dawn?

#Monsterdon

And now we have fart jokes?
#monsterdon

Critters 4 has Angela Bassett

#monsterdon

The poor guy who had to clean the cake out of the critters puppets #Monsterdon

Oh okay well the arson isn't so great

#Monsterdon #Critters3

What... what is this organ music?

#Monsterdon

Okay honestly alien beings that eat beans, fart, and then laugh at themselves, are kind of charming

#Monsterdon #Critters3

crites just thinkin' 'bout those beans

#monsterdon

Soap kills Crites?
Oh shoot. I was right. Beans to farts.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

Fart jokes and pie fights. Keepin' it classy. #Monsterdon #Critters3

They didn't even give the fart joke the drama it deserved.

How sad is a 90s movie when it can't even land a fart joke?

#Monsterdon #Critters3

And fart joke in 3.... 2...... 1……

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs.

He’s got the joy, joy , joy, joy down in his fart #Monsterdon

So… Lemon Joy dish detergent must be really tasty…

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

[FARTING] #monsterdon #critters3

Aww, a tender moment.

#Monsterdon

Crite fart. Oh.... oh, that's foul. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

would not recommend this crite feast clip to inflation kinksters.

#monsterdon

They missed an opportunity to burp soap bubbles. #monsterdon #critters3

I have been in crawl space attics. They are not that easy to get lost in...
#Monsterdon #Critters3

@Taweret

Shapeshifting into someone else so their agent couldn't rope them into this film?

#MOnsterdon

ah, so this is a movie about PARENTAL DEATH.

#monsterdon

finally bubbles. two whole bubbles

#monsterdon

"My mom died too. Not like your dad. Mom was killed by Bigfoot. But I know what it feels like."

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@SnoopJ woohoo congrats!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

If you didn't realize that Marsha is Ripley by the time she had a tank top and a flare, maybe now that she's crawling around a crawl space it'll work?

#monsterdon

Yeah, but her mom probably wasn't a capitalist slum lord so, you know
#monsterdon

#monsterdon At least the puppeteers are having fun.

Crawl spaces and attics are NEVER this cool in real life #Monsterdon

I wonder what the critters are up to

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Critters do a Pie gag. They’re really running out of script aren't they? #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs

"I just can't believe he's dad. How did I get so lucky?!"

#monsterdon #critt3rs

I can see that this was direct to video movie (back in the age of video)
#monsterdon

Use the cleaver to smash it open.
EDIT: Or did you forget that, too.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Too many Checovs in this film. Will they pay out?

It’s just a rusty hasp. Hit harder!#Monsterdon