Script just says [Critters do Gremlins things] for this bit

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Wow nice Michelle Obama arms #monsterdon #critters3

Another Critters play scene.

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it's a good thing that critters are easily distracted and entertained

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Some nice soccer kicks there.

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This is the stupidest plot. Landlord turns the power out for... no reason. Then they're all trapped in the building--that has no fire escapes--and they simultaneously have no lights, but plenty of light from candles everywhere. and now we have to go up into an attic for no reason

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Crawlspaces are always awesome in these movies.

Turn off the bubble machine!

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I like her coordinated socks #monsterdon

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Chuck Taylors! Back when they were sincere!

CRITTER ACTIVITY
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@moira THATS a euphemism #Monsterdon

how will they get out of this pickle when they can't even ladder out of one insurance fire

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that's right, lady's a phreak, can get right on those phone lines

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Guess I was wrong, it was the Critter that swallowed the flare and died on the laundry that set the whole place on fire

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That’s not a meat cleaver, that’s a fucking battle axe. #monsterdon #critters3

"I can do anything, I work for the phone company"

Oh, to have an 80's faith in institutions.

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That one critter is giving Alexandria Cabot vibes.

(To the one person who gets this joke, you're welcome.)

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"I can do anything. I work for the phone company."

I think that line sounded a lot cooler in the screenwriter's head than it does here.

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Surf detergent placement.
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"I can do anything I work for the phone company"

Not exactly the winning argument she thinks it is, unless you're talking about monopolistic practices...

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I love this. Tie into the phone lines on the roof.. maybe if we built a primitive lathe..

“I can do anything. I work for the telephone company.’ — Marcia

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That's true. Phone company employees have more license than 007. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

The great civil war?

Wars not make civil great.

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#Monsterdon Keep some of those quills for when you really want to get someone to listen to you.

"i can do anything, i'm the sole competent lesbian in this movie." <3

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ah hahahaha Chompsky's revenge!!!

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Ah, the one who swallowed the flare #Monsterdon

lol @ the Critters unwise experiments with chemicals

Chekovs tarts!

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#Monsterdon #critt3rs chekhov's phospohorus catching up with us

Wait... is this Critters in a Die Hard in an apartment building?
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oh, Chekov's Phosphorus.

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@davesdogmaggie #HandShootsUp #monsterdon

@Taweret throw it down the chute where it catches on fire, ez-pz

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Critters are just little friends who get you high

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i love the trend of horror movies just all having hot lesbians who can take charge and also fix shit

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@Taweret

Landlord trying to evict everyone, but sure, just drop your laundry down the chute and the super will wash it for you

???

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THE MOTIVATION

OF BEING CURSED OUT BY YOUR KID

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"You're next"

Words you want to hear in this movie

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okay _there's_ the inferno part

about fuckin' time

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Chekhov's four-alarm fire. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

A little critter huddle, and off they go!

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grandma just dissing dad to his face. good for her.

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NO TOMORROW

NO FUTURE

NO FUTURE

NO FUTURE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Go go giant meat cleaver grandma!

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Missed opportunity to sneak in sonic sound effects

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Hey, let's send one of the kids into a tiny confined space while under siege by tiny toothed aliens.

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Sure, this movie is, um, not good but I do smile every time I see a Crit so it isn't the worse movie I've seen
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Oh no the critters have learned how to use bowling

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@trixter Rock on little Critters. Crew through the landlords and let the people be free of debt.
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Buzz kill! #Monsterdon

That meat cleaver is bigger than the one Julia Child was using on the roaster. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

AND there's chekov's elevator shaft

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Dicaprio, unexpectedly with his head deep in the ass of a middle aged woman

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I'm still wondering how the laundry works in this apartment building tho

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Too much to hope Leo might show some emotion

I guess it is his first role in a movie

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I think it's disrespectful to stick Julia Child in this film #monsterdon

Oh yeah grandma that giant meat cleaver will do

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#Monsterdon Oh they do spin dash, my mistake

#monsterdon It feels like Tubi is acting weird. Some scenes are in a weird low frame-rate.

"How about a meat cleaver?"

I have a new favorite character.

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nobody needs a meat cleaver that big.

Except grandma.

Grandma does.

I like her. :blobcatknife:

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That isn't a meat cleaver, that's a freakin' machete.

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Phone's dead? There's never a line person around when you need them.

Scarface? I like a good differentiated dude in a group of identical monsters.
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Mrs. Menges will hereforeto be known as Mrs. Cleaver.

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I feel like the Critters are not being utilised to their full potential #Monsterdon

This reminds of some house parties I've been too..

Especially with a child shouting at wankered adult for letting himself down

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I used to have her shirt, the green striped one. i liked it.

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JESUS H now that's a cleaver #monsterdon

meat cleaver? I barely know 'er #monsterdon

Help me move this desk, with all the loose, lit items on it #Monsterdon

"Must be venom"
"EDDIE THEY'RE DISPARAGING ME. CAN I EAT THEM?" #monsterdon

This wiseass grandpa trying to convince everyone they're being targeted by alien creatures yet who is marvelously handy in an emergency is totally me when I'm old

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Now I wonder if this was out before or after Sonic. #Monsterdon #Critters3

oh hell yes give the lesiban the big knife
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Are we now trapped in a room in an upper floor..? :welp:

What was Ernest Borgnine doing that he was too busy to play the old man, I ask you

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I bet when the #Xenomorphs attacked Hadley's Hope it was just as hilarious.

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I mean, I'd try to raise some in captivity to maybe sell those spines to Lilly or Roche. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Ok, who's turn is it to do the venom vs. poison lecture?

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DRIL!

YOUR CANDLES HAVE PURPOSE!

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The dad _is_ going to sleep through the whole movie.

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@kb9ens

And it already feels like it's gone on way too long!

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Maybe rats with very little zarabatanas
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That desk is going to fall over and knock all the candles and lanterns to the ground and light the whole place on fire.

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WE ARE ONLY HALF WAY THROUGH!!! #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs

oh no not Chompsky!!!! he was the most jump out critter 😭

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What could have been

Cary Elwes passed on the role of Josh.

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@strangefour It's okay, he was a landlord.

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I guess that leaving the building wasn't an option..

Throwing the Critter puppets into the air 😂😂🤣

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never mind they're just moving a table full of candles and a naptha lantern nbd

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I watched all the critter movies a couple years or so ago and I can't remember if the bounty hunters are in this one or not #monsterdon

Aw I was hoping that one critter with the flare would explode and set the laundry on fire

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Doctor Scott!

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Look, crites, you're doing it all wrong. You roll *down* stairs, alone or in pairs. Come on! #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Critter after eating a flare would make a good heartburn commercial.

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