@yatsu Oo I will be so mad. #Monsterdon

I get Sarah Connor vibes from the telephone company lady.
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meanwhile Marsha, the low-budget Ripley of this film...

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See a Critter, punch a Critter!

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MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA!!

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@lytta

Right!! There was even a close-up where it was supposed to happen! Why did they tease us with that?

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oh NOW she has a regular flashlight #monsterdon

People in flood zones know to keep an axe in the attic. This city didn't get the memo. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

@Newpa_Hasai no, thry never try fire! #StillBitter #Monsterdon

I wonder what the shape shifting alien bounty hunters are up to

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pie in the face! haaaaaaa *slaps knee*

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WHY DOES IT LOCK FROM THE OUTSIDE #monsterdon

@lytta the only truly unkillable character is the phreaker lesbian!!!! #monsterdon

Seems like the critters are just really hungry.

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I hope when they remake Critters they get the mischief montages right

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like rats!

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Yay, a "critter's making a mess" montage

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Crites trying to go full Gremlin here in the kitchen. Their arms aren't long enough to pull off more than the most rudimentary fart jokes though.
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Apparently the Crites are Three Stooges fans…

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MARCIA! do no leave the tour group! oh no!

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#Monsterdon #critt3rs ok i am enjoying the "critters banquet" scene

yeah, definitely going for the gremlins 2 vibe with that kitchen scene

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Kicks and a good punch! I was going just going to give her kickball champion but she's going for MMA!
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@holly agreed, it's weirdly low-energy

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Ooh, stomping right in his favorite casserole 😳#Monsterdon

Nooooo NOT THE HAM AND BEANS

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They forgot to knock the ladder down.
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@Taweret

Not even a quarter ball's worth!

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#Monsterdon I wish the assholes died first irl

this is a pale imitation of the chaos of critters 2

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Will he fart from eating the beans? Chekov's beans?

are the crites gonna have a foam party?

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Okay? #Monsterdon

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"I can do anything. I work for the phone company!"

Best line in the movie, so far.

Yeah, give us a scene of the little bastards going nuts. 😄 #monsterdon

Chekov's pork and beans

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#Monsterdon Don't make beans gross for me, man.

oh here we go soap humor

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@Taweret the Critters normally do the laundry but they've formed a union and are doing a Job Action #Monsterdon

@Taweret apparently it wasn't profitable; hence the pivot to a strip mall

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Time for fun Crite antics!

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see, even Annie needed to grab a weapon. Competent Lesbian just kicked 'em.

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Are the critters getting drunk off dish soap?

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Script just says [Critters do Gremlins things] for this bit

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Wow nice Michelle Obama arms #monsterdon #critters3

Another Critters play scene.

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it's a good thing that critters are easily distracted and entertained

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Some nice soccer kicks there.

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This is the stupidest plot. Landlord turns the power out for... no reason. Then they're all trapped in the building--that has no fire escapes--and they simultaneously have no lights, but plenty of light from candles everywhere. and now we have to go up into an attic for no reason

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Crawlspaces are always awesome in these movies.

Turn off the bubble machine!

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I like her coordinated socks #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

Chuck Taylors! Back when they were sincere!

CRITTER ACTIVITY
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@moira THATS a euphemism #Monsterdon

how will they get out of this pickle when they can't even ladder out of one insurance fire

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that's right, lady's a phreak, can get right on those phone lines

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Guess I was wrong, it was the Critter that swallowed the flare and died on the laundry that set the whole place on fire

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That’s not a meat cleaver, that’s a fucking battle axe. #monsterdon #critters3

"I can do anything, I work for the phone company"

Oh, to have an 80's faith in institutions.

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That one critter is giving Alexandria Cabot vibes.

(To the one person who gets this joke, you're welcome.)

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"I can do anything. I work for the phone company."

I think that line sounded a lot cooler in the screenwriter's head than it does here.

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Surf detergent placement.
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"I can do anything I work for the phone company"

Not exactly the winning argument she thinks it is, unless you're talking about monopolistic practices...

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I love this. Tie into the phone lines on the roof.. maybe if we built a primitive lathe..

“I can do anything. I work for the telephone company.’ — Marcia

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That's true. Phone company employees have more license than 007. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

The great civil war?

Wars not make civil great.

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#Monsterdon Keep some of those quills for when you really want to get someone to listen to you.

"i can do anything, i'm the sole competent lesbian in this movie." <3

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ah hahahaha Chompsky's revenge!!!

:sickos: 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

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Ah, the one who swallowed the flare #Monsterdon

lol @ the Critters unwise experiments with chemicals

Chekovs tarts!

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#Monsterdon #critt3rs chekhov's phospohorus catching up with us

Wait... is this Critters in a Die Hard in an apartment building?
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oh, Chekov's Phosphorus.

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@davesdogmaggie #HandShootsUp #monsterdon

@Taweret throw it down the chute where it catches on fire, ez-pz

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Critters are just little friends who get you high

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i love the trend of horror movies just all having hot lesbians who can take charge and also fix shit

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@Taweret

Landlord trying to evict everyone, but sure, just drop your laundry down the chute and the super will wash it for you

???

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THE MOTIVATION

OF BEING CURSED OUT BY YOUR KID

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"You're next"

Words you want to hear in this movie

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okay _there's_ the inferno part

about fuckin' time

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A little critter huddle, and off they go!

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Chekhov's four-alarm fire. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

grandma just dissing dad to his face. good for her.

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Go go giant meat cleaver grandma!

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Missed opportunity to sneak in sonic sound effects

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Sure, this movie is, um, not good but I do smile every time I see a Crit so it isn't the worse movie I've seen
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Hey, let's send one of the kids into a tiny confined space while under siege by tiny toothed aliens.

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Oh no the critters have learned how to use bowling

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@trixter Rock on little Critters. Crew through the landlords and let the people be free of debt.
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Buzz kill! #Monsterdon

That meat cleaver is bigger than the one Julia Child was using on the roaster. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Dicaprio, unexpectedly with his head deep in the ass of a middle aged woman

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AND there's chekov's elevator shaft

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I'm still wondering how the laundry works in this apartment building tho

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Too much to hope Leo might show some emotion

I guess it is his first role in a movie

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