I think it's disrespectful to stick Julia Child in this film #monsterdon

Oh yeah grandma that giant meat cleaver will do

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#Monsterdon Oh they do spin dash, my mistake

#monsterdon It feels like Tubi is acting weird. Some scenes are in a weird low frame-rate.

"How about a meat cleaver?"

I have a new favorite character.

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#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

nobody needs a meat cleaver that big.

Except grandma.

Grandma does.

I like her. :blobcatknife:

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That isn't a meat cleaver, that's a freakin' machete.

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Phone's dead? There's never a line person around when you need them.

Scarface? I like a good differentiated dude in a group of identical monsters.
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Mrs. Menges will hereforeto be known as Mrs. Cleaver.

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I feel like the Critters are not being utilised to their full potential #Monsterdon

I used to have her shirt, the green striped one. i liked it.

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This reminds of some house parties I've been too..

Especially with a child shouting at wankered adult for letting himself down

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JESUS H now that's a cleaver #monsterdon

meat cleaver? I barely know 'er #monsterdon

Help me move this desk, with all the loose, lit items on it #Monsterdon

"Must be venom"
"EDDIE THEY'RE DISPARAGING ME. CAN I EAT THEM?" #monsterdon

This wiseass grandpa trying to convince everyone they're being targeted by alien creatures yet who is marvelously handy in an emergency is totally me when I'm old

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Now I wonder if this was out before or after Sonic. #Monsterdon #Critters3

oh hell yes give the lesiban the big knife
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Are we now trapped in a room in an upper floor..? :welp:

What was Ernest Borgnine doing that he was too busy to play the old man, I ask you

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I bet when the #Xenomorphs attacked Hadley's Hope it was just as hilarious.

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I mean, I'd try to raise some in captivity to maybe sell those spines to Lilly or Roche. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Ok, who's turn is it to do the venom vs. poison lecture?

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DRIL!

YOUR CANDLES HAVE PURPOSE!

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The dad _is_ going to sleep through the whole movie.

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Maybe rats with very little zarabatanas
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@kb9ens

And it already feels like it's gone on way too long!

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That desk is going to fall over and knock all the candles and lanterns to the ground and light the whole place on fire.

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WE ARE ONLY HALF WAY THROUGH!!! #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs

oh no not Chompsky!!!! he was the most jump out critter 😭

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What could have been

Cary Elwes passed on the role of Josh.

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@strangefour It's okay, he was a landlord.

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I guess that leaving the building wasn't an option..

Throwing the Critter puppets into the air 😂😂🤣

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never mind they're just moving a table full of candles and a naptha lantern nbd

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I watched all the critter movies a couple years or so ago and I can't remember if the bounty hunters are in this one or not #monsterdon

Aw I was hoping that one critter with the flare would explode and set the laundry on fire

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Doctor Scott!

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Look, crites, you're doing it all wrong. You roll *down* stairs, alone or in pairs. Come on! #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Critter after eating a flare would make a good heartburn commercial.

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All I can think about now is Dan Ackroyd’s Julia Child bit from SNL.

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Oh look! It's a Dicaprio!
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I'm back! A knock off Vincent Price looking dude died in a red room?
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Wait until the Easter Bunny shows up. He's gonna bowl all those critters to death.

How long do flares last? Asking for some furry friends.
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Getting a little Jurassic Park energy with the flare

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Okay, I get how this is supposed to be like The Towering Inferno now #monsterdon

Rosie is my favorite.

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It's handy that Sarah Connor lives in this building.

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Well, he is no stepdad anymore Leo.
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Oh, just a step dad.
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@Taweret bounty hunters? bueller…? #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs

Yeah, right? That mustache is terrifying. #Monsterdon #Critters3

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Oh. Now the kid will have really complex trauma.

"Hey remember how you said you wished he was dead? Well, funny story..."

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@Taweret

I think we left the Land of Good Ideas 40 minutes ago

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I think if I had long hair and that much hairspray I'd be a little more careful with a road flare

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@paco It is also a poltergeist building. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Go #crites go! Now, let's turn them loose in Washington! :) #Monsterdon

lol. Spatchcocked Landlord.

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"stepfather."

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where are the shape shifting aliens??

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#Monsterdon Shouldn't that lfare have run out by now?

I feel like it is actually kind of easy to leave the building
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yeah okay we're back in the main apartment and that's the battery-powered TV

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@Taweret they have to save critter ball for the last 20m #monsterdon

Dinner time!
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Wasn't Marsha in an entirely different part of the building?

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"he can't help being an asshole!"

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Hell yeah, kill your landlord *especially* if he's your dad

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Wish granted!

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How are they watching TV? He. Cut. The. Power. (like a dumbass)
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HELL YEAH, GOTTEM

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wish *granted*, Leo.

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Yes! Chew that caterpillar off his lip first. #Monsterdon #Critters3

okay, now Leo's about to have some guilt about killing his father, but the sad fact is, the world's better off without him.

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the critter kills in this aren't even fun. wheres the restaurant chaos? wheres the giant critter ball?

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Getting his comeuppance now.

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A flare? Inside the building? #monsterdon #critters3

THEY HEARD ME :D #monsterdon

Yesssss, murder your father and usurp his empire!

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"Hey, come on, he can't help being an asshole!"

Every reddit thread ever.

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C'mon cooking channels, take your rings and watches off before touching raw fucking meat

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I hope you get your wish, kid.

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#Monsterdon There goes the monkey's paw.

"Don't call me sport."

Tykes don't like it when you call 'em sport.

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i like the "eat the landlords" message this movie is putting out
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#Monsterdon chimkin

Isn’t that actress from MIB the one that describes the bug as wearing an Edgar suit?

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i'm sure little leo will have no misplaced guilt over that particular wish

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You know what, Crite buddy? I like Julia Childs too.

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Wish Granted! #Monsterdon #Critters3

your wish is our command, sport!

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Please eat this dude, seriously #monsterdon

Want to see Michelle Mullen bowl?
She’s first up in this clip.
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https://youtu.be/CTESHSk6oz4

I wonder if Joshua is going to feel guilty or happy about this turn of events? #Monsterdon #Therapy

I kind of want to watch Attack the Block now. That's a good one
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