I think it's disrespectful to stick Julia Child in this film #monsterdon
Oh yeah grandma that giant meat cleaver will do
#Monsterdon Oh they do spin dash, my mistake
#monsterdon It feels like Tubi is acting weird. Some scenes are in a weird low frame-rate.
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nobody needs a meat cleaver that big.
Except grandma.
Grandma does.
I like her. :blobcatknife:
That isn't a meat cleaver, that's a freakin' machete.
Phone's dead? There's never a line person around when you need them.
Scarface? I like a good differentiated dude in a group of identical monsters.
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Mrs. Menges will hereforeto be known as Mrs. Cleaver.
I feel like the Critters are not being utilised to their full potential #Monsterdon
I used to have her shirt, the green striped one. i liked it.
This reminds of some house parties I've been too..
Especially with a child shouting at wankered adult for letting himself down
JESUS H now that's a cleaver #monsterdon
meat cleaver? I barely know 'er #monsterdon
Help me move this desk, with all the loose, lit items on it #Monsterdon
"Must be venom"
"EDDIE THEY'RE DISPARAGING ME. CAN I EAT THEM?" #monsterdon
This wiseass grandpa trying to convince everyone they're being targeted by alien creatures yet who is marvelously handy in an emergency is totally me when I'm old
Now I wonder if this was out before or after Sonic. #Monsterdon #Critters3
oh hell yes give the lesiban the big knife
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Are we now trapped in a room in an upper floor..? :welp:
What was Ernest Borgnine doing that he was too busy to play the old man, I ask you
I bet when the #Xenomorphs attacked Hadley's Hope it was just as hilarious.
I mean, I'd try to raise some in captivity to maybe sell those spines to Lilly or Roche. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
Ok, who's turn is it to do the venom vs. poison lecture?
The dad _is_ going to sleep through the whole movie.
Maybe rats with very little zarabatanas
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That desk is going to fall over and knock all the candles and lanterns to the ground and light the whole place on fire.
WE ARE ONLY HALF WAY THROUGH!!! #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs
oh no not Chompsky!!!! he was the most jump out critter π
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What could have been
Cary Elwes passed on the role of Josh.
@strangefour It's okay, he was a landlord.
I guess that leaving the building wasn't an option..
Throwing the Critter puppets into the air πππ€£
never mind they're just moving a table full of candles and a naptha lantern nbd
I watched all the critter movies a couple years or so ago and I can't remember if the bounty hunters are in this one or not #monsterdon
Aw I was hoping that one critter with the flare would explode and set the laundry on fire
Doctor Scott!
Look, crites, you're doing it all wrong. You roll *down* stairs, alone or in pairs. Come on! #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
Critter after eating a flare would make a good heartburn commercial.
All I can think about now is Dan Ackroydβs Julia Child bit from SNL.
Oh look! It's a Dicaprio!
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I'm back! A knock off Vincent Price looking dude died in a red room?
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Wait until the Easter Bunny shows up. He's gonna bowl all those critters to death.
How long do flares last? Asking for some furry friends.
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Getting a little Jurassic Park energy with the flare
Okay, I get how this is supposed to be like The Towering Inferno now #monsterdon
Rosie is my favorite.
It's handy that Sarah Connor lives in this building.
Well, he is no stepdad anymore Leo.
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Oh, just a step dad.
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@Taweret bounty hunters? bueller� #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs
Yeah, right? That mustache is terrifying. #Monsterdon #Critters3
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Oh. Now the kid will have really complex trauma.
"Hey remember how you said you wished he was dead? Well, funny story..."
I think if I had long hair and that much hairspray I'd be a little more careful with a road flare
@paco It is also a poltergeist building. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
Go #crites go! Now, let's turn them loose in Washington! :) #Monsterdon
lol. Spatchcocked Landlord.
"stepfather."
where are the shape shifting aliens??
#Monsterdon Shouldn't that lfare have run out by now?
I feel like it is actually kind of easy to leave the building
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yeah okay we're back in the main apartment and that's the battery-powered TV
@Taweret they have to save critter ball for the last 20m #monsterdon
Dinner time!
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Wasn't Marsha in an entirely different part of the building?
"he can't help being an asshole!"
Hell yeah, kill your landlord *especially* if he's your dad
Wish granted!
How are they watching TV? He. Cut. The. Power. (like a dumbass)
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HELL YEAH, GOTTEM
wish *granted*, Leo.
Yes! Chew that caterpillar off his lip first. #Monsterdon #Critters3
okay, now Leo's about to have some guilt about killing his father, but the sad fact is, the world's better off without him.
the critter kills in this aren't even fun. wheres the restaurant chaos? wheres the giant critter ball?
Getting his comeuppance now.
A flare? Inside the building? #monsterdon #critters3
THEY HEARD ME :D #monsterdon
Yesssss, murder your father and usurp his empire!
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C'mon cooking channels, take your rings and watches off before touching raw fucking meat
I hope you get your wish, kid.
#Monsterdon There goes the monkey's paw.
i like the "eat the landlords" message this movie is putting out
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#Monsterdon chimkin
Isnβt that actress from MIB the one that describes the bug as wearing an Edgar suit?
i'm sure little leo will have no misplaced guilt over that particular wish
You know what, Crite buddy? I like Julia Childs too.
Wish Granted! #Monsterdon #Critters3
your wish is our command, sport!
Please eat this dude, seriously #monsterdon
Want to see Michelle Mullen bowl?
Sheβs first up in this clip.
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https://youtu.be/CTESHSk6oz4
I wonder if Joshua is going to feel guilty or happy about this turn of events? #Monsterdon #Therapy
I kind of want to watch Attack the Block now. That's a good one
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