All I can think about now is Dan Ackroyd’s Julia Child bit from SNL.

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Oh look! It's a Dicaprio!
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Driiiiifting along with the tumbling critter weeds. #Monsterdon #Critters3

I'm back! A knock off Vincent Price looking dude died in a red room?
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Wait until the Easter Bunny shows up. He's gonna bowl all those critters to death.

How long do flares last? Asking for some furry friends.
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Getting a little Jurassic Park energy with the flare

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Okay, I get how this is supposed to be like The Towering Inferno now #monsterdon

Rosie is my favorite.

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It's handy that Sarah Connor lives in this building.

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Well, he is no stepdad anymore Leo.
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Oh, just a step dad.
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@Taweret bounty hunters? bueller…? #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs

Yeah, right? That mustache is terrifying. #Monsterdon #Critters3

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Oh. Now the kid will have really complex trauma.

"Hey remember how you said you wished he was dead? Well, funny story..."

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@Taweret

I think we left the Land of Good Ideas 40 minutes ago

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I think if I had long hair and that much hairspray I'd be a little more careful with a road flare

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@paco It is also a poltergeist building. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Go #crites go! Now, let's turn them loose in Washington! :) #Monsterdon

lol. Spatchcocked Landlord.

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"stepfather."

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where are the shape shifting aliens??

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#Monsterdon Shouldn't that lfare have run out by now?

I feel like it is actually kind of easy to leave the building
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yeah okay we're back in the main apartment and that's the battery-powered TV

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@Taweret they have to save critter ball for the last 20m #monsterdon

Dinner time!
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Wasn't Marsha in an entirely different part of the building?

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"he can't help being an asshole!"

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Hell yeah, kill your landlord *especially* if he's your dad

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Wish granted!

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How are they watching TV? He. Cut. The. Power. (like a dumbass)
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HELL YEAH, GOTTEM

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wish *granted*, Leo.

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"Stepfather"

lol, that did explain the lack of fucks...

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Yes! Chew that caterpillar off his lip first. #Monsterdon #Critters3

okay, now Leo's about to have some guilt about killing his father, but the sad fact is, the world's better off without him.

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the critter kills in this aren't even fun. wheres the restaurant chaos? wheres the giant critter ball?

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A flare? Inside the building? #monsterdon #critters3

Getting his comeuppance now.

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THEY HEARD ME :D #monsterdon

"Hey, come on, he can't help being an asshole!"

Every reddit thread ever.

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Yesssss, murder your father and usurp his empire!

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C'mon cooking channels, take your rings and watches off before touching raw fucking meat

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I hope you get your wish, kid.

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#Monsterdon There goes the monkey's paw.

"Don't call me sport."

Tykes don't like it when you call 'em sport.

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i like the "eat the landlords" message this movie is putting out
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#Monsterdon chimkin

Isn’t that actress from MIB the one that describes the bug as wearing an Edgar suit?

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i'm sure little leo will have no misplaced guilt over that particular wish

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You know what, Crite buddy? I like Julia Childs too.

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Wish Granted! #Monsterdon #Critters3

your wish is our command, sport!

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Please eat this dude, seriously #monsterdon

Want to see Michelle Mullen bowl?
She’s first up in this clip.
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https://youtu.be/CTESHSk6oz4

I wonder if Joshua is going to feel guilty or happy about this turn of events? #Monsterdon #Therapy

@cocaine_owlbear

BLOCKED. ;)

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I kind of want to watch Attack the Block now. That's a good one
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“Your landlord is here to evict you” That’ll woo them. #Monsterdon

Is that Julia Child?

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This #Monsterdon is starting to get a bit ridiculous

FINALLY about time!

@Taweret but they throw garbage cans for strikes so it's got that going on for it

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i had a four-alarm fire dump once after eating at this one joint in glasgow

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landlord AND abusive father... it'll be fun to watch him die

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that's right! dad's gonna kill Leo!

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A road flare… sure seems the most rational thing to light off. I’m always carrying one around. #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs

What I wouldn't give to have Marsha go Ripley on these guys. Apparently she carries flares #Monsterdon

landlord lurking around in the middle of the fucking night looking for victims to evict, totally normal human behavior

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@arrjay the only option would be to film in the woods with this budget. #monsterdon

Is he even actually the landlord?

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lol, spatchcock him!

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This guy learned all his eviction law from "The Crow". #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

can we go back to showing clips from critters 2?

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Evil landlord is *really* insistent upon raising his child in the family business

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Landlord is like a cut-rate shitty Vincent Price and now I want to watch a Vincent Price movie

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this dump needs a four alarm fire #monsterdon

I didn't expect an indictment about the landlord parasites and the lack of civic rights for tenants
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perhaps an attempt should be made to *exit* the apartments at this time?

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Wow. This landlord really is a creep.

hehe boobs #monsterdon

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Maybe we'll have a Big Lebowski tie in.

Oh no they did NOT just cut bowling into that scene.

This movie can’t possibly deliver more.

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Marsha is the prepped lady we all would like live next door
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Oh nice, I had no idea Sigorney Weaver was in this film. #Monsterdon

Is Marsha the lady from Men in Black? The one married to e'gar?

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Fuck yeah time for the lesbian, she'll know what to do!

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Hey hey, ho ho, Leo's dad has got to go

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so wait did the kids go to the babysitter so the dad could sit in the apartment and get depression drunk

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@Louisa Critters: Trinity (A New Line Production) #critters3 #monsterdon

nooooo dad, marsha is ont for you

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wait, isn't /he/ in the basement?

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Asshole victim landlord c'mon let's goooo

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#Monsterdon Is this guy trying to be a Vincent Price? Dude.

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Okay. Critter bowling.

"with their social workers" 🤮

yea, looking forward to the rich getting eaten in this

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Even kid Leonardo recognizes fascist bullshit about animals ##Monsterdon

cutting the power is saving a lot of money on set design for the rest of the movie #monsterdon

feel like "watch out for yourself" is pretty clear but okay

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