Thatβs a lot of teeth #Monsterdon
The landlord's sort of like Vincent Price and Robert Reed had a baby #Monsterdon
I adore the editing of the bowling gag. The movie knows exactly what itβs doing and how serious it is, which is not at all.
Watch closely Leo I'll show you how to be a Real Bastard #Monsterdon
@paco where's the fun in that though
#Monsterdon People ARE animals! Broken clock right twice a day.
i wonder if anyone ever made a critters pincushion
Bowling is the most effective weapon in this movie so far
Well, I'll give the movie one thing, it does get the entitled landlord absolutely pitch-perfect
@lytta i think this might be an era before giant property management companies where there would be a very high chain above him. i am getting "sole evil landlord" vibes #monsterdon
ahahaha, then we had actual crite-bowl
#Monsterdon #critt3rs *brilliant* bowling intercut
Steeeeerike! :ablobcatrave: #Monsterdon
Dickdad is a racist, I bet.
good joke weak execution
yess more critter bowling please #monsterdon
Every time he says "Sport" he should be smacked in the back of the head. #Monsterdon #Critters3
in this movie the critters just sit at the bottom of the stairs
Checkov's bowling footage.
what in tarnation is that intercut with the bowling clips #Monsterdon
We... didn't need the interleaved tenpin footage. How dumb do you think we are, movie? #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
That was glorious, make a whole movie of Annie bowling aliens and cryptids
See ya dad. Go get him.
#Monsterdon
STRIKE
Wouldn't a better analogy be the critter as a ball rather than a pin? Because of the round?
strrrrrike!
Badger-Possums!
Something about abusing small animals
#monsterdon
Well that was a little heavy handed. #Monsterdon #Critters3
I love this bowling parallel shot.
so is leo's dad the landlord or someone higher up than that
A bowling montage!!
I understand teh evil scheme now. Minimall. How petty.
They did at least do a good job on the puppets. #Monsterdon #Critters3
'Aliens in the basement' Oh, that must be the codename for this movie while in production
#MONSTERDON
#critters3
aaaa the little feet lmao
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See dad? Not rats.
I donβt know why sheβs wearing those gigantic earrings, but Iβm here for it #monsterdon #critters3
Wow. Annie just left Dad. For a little while, at least.
OMG the critter just used a dart gun on "dad"!!!
I'll never understand why they don't pull those quills out.
the ladies wisely getting directly out of the way while the dad decides to try the door. dummy.
Give Rosie a shotgun.
Skeptic Dad is skeptic no more.
#monsterdon Tasmanian devils are _right out_ (The comedy critter sounds though do seem to be approaching Taz)
blue tasmanian devils does work as a description of Sonic, too
I don't know what's worse, this movie or the Tubi commercials. Yikes.
Badger Opossums #BandName
Landlord teaching his kid how to not return security deposits starting real early. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
#monsterdon "Tasmanian Devil" did she say?
Sure.
Really hung up on the badgers thing. #Monsterdon #Critters3
ALIENS IN THE BASEMENT is my Thomas Dolby cover band.
Okay, the mop business is cute.
rosie should live. not so sure about asshole dad
@diazona I would give it to you.
#Monsterdon
NASTY
#monsterdon
@arrjay the real monster, as always, was capitalism the whole time
@Taweret I wonder how theyβll fit a critter ball in the building though. #monsterdon
Were the glowing crystals in Critters 2? I don't remember them #monsterdon
@jake4480 @cherizilla Thus far it is a wonderful time capsule of 90s fashion, plus of course the murderous Tribbles.
I wonder if the mop qualifies as "Comically Large Weapon" for bingo purposes
ah, slumlord tactics.
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#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon I guess these critters don't have Sonic's spin dash move yet.
That mop is a good β improvised weapon. #Monsterdon
And that good people is why I always wear bunny slippers. Crite distraction.
Swiffer STRIKE π₯
critters aren't uhhh... very good at this
Is dad going to sleep through this whole thing?
Pervert? Like she thinks thatβs green jizz? #monsterdon #critters3
Your old man's one of the finest rent control raiders in the world! #Monsterdon
@Taweret +1, the first two are great fun. This is also fun *with* #Monsterdon but I'd be having much less fun without y'all, and I don't expect it to change from this pace.
#Monsterdon Spinning in circles 3 times before running away from a life threatening situation, gives you a speed boost! Sonic the Hedgehog taught me that!
Love the broom cam #Monsterdon don
fizzgig wants to know who to sue over these bastards stealing fizzgig's signature comedy stylings
#Monsterdon π¦ π¦ π¦ π ποΈ π¦π©Έπ±!
Annie is brutal with a mop
Yeah, Frankie is a particularly greasy meal. Don't want to finish it all in one sitting.
@cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza I am shocked, SHOCKED, that you would cast aspersions on such a masterpiece!
#Monsterdon #Critters3
Okay, cool. Frank kill confirmed. Allowing myself to feel the schadenfreude now. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
Critter pounding time!
haha, i love the mop POV shot.
The critters are as delightful as ever they spark joy in me #Monsterdon
like Critters 1 was boring for the first half hour but then picked up when the action finally got going. but Critters 2 was fun throughout
@Taweret Whoever was in charge of the teeth was a perfectionist #monsterdon
Annie. Get out!
okay, so these critters dissolve in bleach, that's good
@himbovoorhees
He's like a dog, he answers to anything. π€·ββοΈ
#Monsterdon Geraldo
fair point ma'am.
#monsterdon Varmints? That's gonna piss thm off but good. Totally different franchise. #critters3
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