and the landlord *sabotaged* the phones.

that's some Damn Capitalism indeed.

#monsterdon

That’s a lot of teeth #Monsterdon

The landlord's sort of like Vincent Price and Robert Reed had a baby #Monsterdon

I adore the editing of the bowling gag. The movie knows exactly what it’s doing and how serious it is, which is not at all.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@diazona

And bleach! For the Critters *and* my eyes!

#Monsterdon

Watch closely Leo I'll show you how to be a Real Bastard #Monsterdon

@paco where's the fun in that though

#Monsterdon #Critters3

#Monsterdon People ARE animals! Broken clock right twice a day.

i wonder if anyone ever made a critters pincushion

#monsterdon

Bowling is the most effective weapon in this movie so far

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Well, I'll give the movie one thing, it does get the entitled landlord absolutely pitch-perfect

#monsterdon

@lytta i think this might be an era before giant property management companies where there would be a very high chain above him. i am getting "sole evil landlord" vibes #monsterdon

"People with pets, they all got fleas"

Those are fedi fighting words right there.

#Monsterdon

ahahaha, then we had actual crite-bowl

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #critt3rs *brilliant* bowling intercut

Steeeeerike! :ablobcatrave: #Monsterdon

Dickdad is a racist, I bet.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

good joke weak execution

#monsterdon

yess more critter bowling please #monsterdon

Every time he says "Sport" he should be smacked in the back of the head. #Monsterdon #Critters3

in this movie the critters just sit at the bottom of the stairs

#monsterdon

Checkov's bowling footage.

#monsterdon

what in tarnation is that intercut with the bowling clips #Monsterdon

We... didn't need the interleaved tenpin footage. How dumb do you think we are, movie? #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

That was glorious, make a whole movie of Annie bowling aliens and cryptids

#Monsterdon #Critters3

See ya dad. Go get him.
#Monsterdon

STRIKE

#Monsterdon

Wouldn't a better analogy be the critter as a ball rather than a pin? Because of the round?

#Monsterdon

strrrrrike!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

#Monsterdon

Badger-Possums!

Something about abusing small animals
#monsterdon

Well that was a little heavy handed. #Monsterdon #Critters3

I love this bowling parallel shot.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

this is grade-g mansplaining.

(the g is for gaslight)

#monsterdon

so is leo's dad the landlord or someone higher up than that

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

A bowling montage!!

#Monsterdon

I understand teh evil scheme now. Minimall. How petty.

They did at least do a good job on the puppets. #Monsterdon #Critters3

'Aliens in the basement' Oh, that must be the codename for this movie while in production
#MONSTERDON
#critters3

aaaa the little feet lmao
#monsterdon

See dad? Not rats.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

I don’t know why she’s wearing those gigantic earrings, but I’m here for it #monsterdon #critters3

Wow. Annie just left Dad. For a little while, at least.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

OMG the critter just used a dart gun on "dad"!!!

#Monsterdon

I'll never understand why they don't pull those quills out.

#monsterdon

the ladies wisely getting directly out of the way while the dad decides to try the door. dummy.

#monsterdon

Give Rosie a shotgun.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Skeptic Dad is skeptic no more.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Tasmanian devils are _right out_ (The comedy critter sounds though do seem to be approaching Taz)

blue tasmanian devils does work as a description of Sonic, too

#monsterdon

I don't know what's worse, this movie or the Tubi commercials. Yikes.

#monsterdon #critters3

Badger Opossums #BandName

#Monsterdon #Critters3

"Aliens in the Basement"

That's a Disney channel movie if I ever heard one

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Landlord teaching his kid how to not return security deposits starting real early. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

#monsterdon "Tasmanian Devil" did she say?

Sure.

Really hung up on the badgers thing. #Monsterdon #Critters3

ALIENS IN THE BASEMENT is my Thomas Dolby cover band.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

#Monsterdon

Okay, the mop business is cute.

rosie should live. not so sure about asshole dad

#monsterdon

@diazona I would give it to you.
#Monsterdon

NASTY
#monsterdon

@arrjay the real monster, as always, was capitalism the whole time

#Monsterdon

@Taweret I wonder how they’ll fit a critter ball in the building though. #monsterdon

Were the glowing crystals in Critters 2? I don't remember them #monsterdon

@jake4480 @cherizilla Thus far it is a wonderful time capsule of 90s fashion, plus of course the murderous Tribbles.

#Monsterdon

I wonder if the mop qualifies as "Comically Large Weapon" for bingo purposes

#Monsterdon #Critters3

FX by the #ChiodoBrothers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chiodo_Brothers

#Monsterdon

ah, slumlord tactics.

#monsterdon

😀
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I guess these critters don't have Sonic's spin dash move yet.

[mop slapping throughout]

A graphic depiction of life in America in 2025.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

That mop is a good ✅ improvised weapon. #Monsterdon

And that good people is why I always wear bunny slippers. Crite distraction.

#monsterdon

Swiffer STRIKE 💥

#Monsterdon

critters aren't uhhh... very good at this

#monsterdon

Is dad going to sleep through this whole thing?

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Pervert? Like she thinks that’s green jizz? #monsterdon #critters3

Your old man's one of the finest rent control raiders in the world! #Monsterdon

@Taweret +1, the first two are great fun. This is also fun *with* #Monsterdon but I'd be having much less fun without y'all, and I don't expect it to change from this pace.

#Monsterdon Spinning in circles 3 times before running away from a life threatening situation, gives you a speed boost! Sonic the Hedgehog taught me that!

Love the broom cam #Monsterdon don

fizzgig wants to know who to sue over these bastards stealing fizzgig's signature comedy stylings

#monsterdon #critt3rs

#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

Annie is brutal with a mop

Yeah, Frankie is a particularly greasy meal. Don't want to finish it all in one sitting.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

This movie has more stupid than any movie deserves.

It’s a masterpiece.

#Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza I am shocked, SHOCKED, that you would cast aspersions on such a masterpiece!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Okay, cool. Frank kill confirmed. Allowing myself to feel the schadenfreude now. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Critter pounding time!

#Monsterdon

haha, i love the mop POV shot.

#monsterdon

The critters are as delightful as ever they spark joy in me #Monsterdon

like Critters 1 was boring for the first half hour but then picked up when the action finally got going. but Critters 2 was fun throughout

#monsterdon

@Taweret Whoever was in charge of the teeth was a perfectionist #monsterdon

Annie. Get out!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

lol, 'mini mall'

You've got 10 years top for that sort of thing..

#Monsterdon

okay, so these critters dissolve in bleach, that's good

#monsterdon

@himbovoorhees
He's like a dog, he answers to anything. 🤷‍♂️

#Monsterdon #Critters3

#Monsterdon Geraldo

fair point ma'am.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Varmints? That's gonna piss thm off but good. Totally different franchise. #critters3

Could bunny slippers save your life? Find out soon!

#Monsterdon #critt3rs