@cocaine_owlbear

BLOCKED. ;)

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“Your landlord is here to evict you” That’ll woo them. #Monsterdon

Is that Julia Child?

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This #Monsterdon is starting to get a bit ridiculous

FINALLY about time!

@Taweret but they throw garbage cans for strikes so it's got that going on for it

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i had a four-alarm fire dump once after eating at this one joint in glasgow

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landlord AND abusive father... it'll be fun to watch him die

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that's right! dad's gonna kill Leo!

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A road flare… sure seems the most rational thing to light off. I’m always carrying one around. #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs

What I wouldn't give to have Marsha go Ripley on these guys. Apparently she carries flares #Monsterdon

landlord lurking around in the middle of the fucking night looking for victims to evict, totally normal human behavior

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@arrjay the only option would be to film in the woods with this budget. #monsterdon

Is he even actually the landlord?

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lol, spatchcock him!

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This guy learned all his eviction law from "The Crow". #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

can we go back to showing clips from critters 2?

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Landlord is like a cut-rate shitty Vincent Price and now I want to watch a Vincent Price movie

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this dump needs a four alarm fire #monsterdon

I didn't expect an indictment about the landlord parasites and the lack of civic rights for tenants
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perhaps an attempt should be made to *exit* the apartments at this time?

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Wow. This landlord really is a creep.

hehe boobs #monsterdon

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Maybe we'll have a Big Lebowski tie in.

Oh no they did NOT just cut bowling into that scene.

This movie can’t possibly deliver more.

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Marsha is the prepped lady we all would like live next door
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Is Marsha the lady from Men in Black? The one married to e'gar?

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Fuck yeah time for the lesbian, she'll know what to do!

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Hey hey, ho ho, Leo's dad has got to go

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so wait did the kids go to the babysitter so the dad could sit in the apartment and get depression drunk

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@Louisa Critters: Trinity (A New Line Production) #critters3 #monsterdon

nooooo dad, marsha is ont for you

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wait, isn't /he/ in the basement?

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Asshole victim landlord c'mon let's goooo

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#Monsterdon Is this guy trying to be a Vincent Price? Dude.

"with their social workers" 🤮

yea, looking forward to the rich getting eaten in this

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Okay. Critter bowling.

Even kid Leonardo recognizes fascist bullshit about animals ##Monsterdon

cutting the power is saving a lot of money on set design for the rest of the movie #monsterdon

feel like "watch out for yourself" is pretty clear but okay

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and the landlord *sabotaged* the phones.

that's some Damn Capitalism indeed.

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That’s a lot of teeth #Monsterdon

The landlord's sort of like Vincent Price and Robert Reed had a baby #Monsterdon

I adore the editing of the bowling gag. The movie knows exactly what it’s doing and how serious it is, which is not at all.

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@diazona

And bleach! For the Critters *and* my eyes!

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Watch closely Leo I'll show you how to be a Real Bastard #Monsterdon

@paco where's the fun in that though

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#Monsterdon People ARE animals! Broken clock right twice a day.

i wonder if anyone ever made a critters pincushion

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Bowling is the most effective weapon in this movie so far

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Well, I'll give the movie one thing, it does get the entitled landlord absolutely pitch-perfect

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@lytta i think this might be an era before giant property management companies where there would be a very high chain above him. i am getting "sole evil landlord" vibes #monsterdon

"People with pets, they all got fleas"

Those are fedi fighting words right there.

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ahahaha, then we had actual crite-bowl

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#Monsterdon #critt3rs *brilliant* bowling intercut

Steeeeerike! :ablobcatrave: #Monsterdon

Dickdad is a racist, I bet.

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good joke weak execution

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Every time he says "Sport" he should be smacked in the back of the head. #Monsterdon #Critters3

yess more critter bowling please #monsterdon

in this movie the critters just sit at the bottom of the stairs

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Checkov's bowling footage.

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what in tarnation is that intercut with the bowling clips #Monsterdon

We... didn't need the interleaved tenpin footage. How dumb do you think we are, movie? #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

That was glorious, make a whole movie of Annie bowling aliens and cryptids

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See ya dad. Go get him.
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STRIKE

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Wouldn't a better analogy be the critter as a ball rather than a pin? Because of the round?

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strrrrrike!

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Badger-Possums!

Something about abusing small animals
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Well that was a little heavy handed. #Monsterdon #Critters3

I love this bowling parallel shot.

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this is grade-g mansplaining.

(the g is for gaslight)

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so is leo's dad the landlord or someone higher up than that

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A bowling montage!!

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I understand teh evil scheme now. Minimall. How petty.

They did at least do a good job on the puppets. #Monsterdon #Critters3

'Aliens in the basement' Oh, that must be the codename for this movie while in production
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aaaa the little feet lmao
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See dad? Not rats.

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I don’t know why she’s wearing those gigantic earrings, but I’m here for it #monsterdon #critters3

Wow. Annie just left Dad. For a little while, at least.

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OMG the critter just used a dart gun on "dad"!!!

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I'll never understand why they don't pull those quills out.

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the ladies wisely getting directly out of the way while the dad decides to try the door. dummy.

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Give Rosie a shotgun.

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Skeptic Dad is skeptic no more.

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#monsterdon Tasmanian devils are _right out_ (The comedy critter sounds though do seem to be approaching Taz)

blue tasmanian devils does work as a description of Sonic, too

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I don't know what's worse, this movie or the Tubi commercials. Yikes.

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Badger Opossums #BandName

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"Aliens in the Basement"

That's a Disney channel movie if I ever heard one

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Landlord teaching his kid how to not return security deposits starting real early. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

#monsterdon "Tasmanian Devil" did she say?

Sure.

Really hung up on the badgers thing. #Monsterdon #Critters3

ALIENS IN THE BASEMENT is my Thomas Dolby cover band.

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Okay, the mop business is cute.

rosie should live. not so sure about asshole dad

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@diazona I would give it to you.
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NASTY
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