@arrjay the real monster, as always, was capitalism the whole time

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@Taweret I wonder how they’ll fit a critter ball in the building though. #monsterdon

Were the glowing crystals in Critters 2? I don't remember them #monsterdon

@jake4480 @cherizilla Thus far it is a wonderful time capsule of 90s fashion, plus of course the murderous Tribbles.

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I wonder if the mop qualifies as "Comically Large Weapon" for bingo purposes

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FX by the #ChiodoBrothers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chiodo_Brothers

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ah, slumlord tactics.

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😀
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#Monsterdon I guess these critters don't have Sonic's spin dash move yet.

[mop slapping throughout]

A graphic depiction of life in America in 2025.

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That mop is a good ✅ improvised weapon. #Monsterdon

And that good people is why I always wear bunny slippers. Crite distraction.

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Swiffer STRIKE 💥

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critters aren't uhhh... very good at this

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Is dad going to sleep through this whole thing?

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Pervert? Like she thinks that’s green jizz? #monsterdon #critters3

Your old man's one of the finest rent control raiders in the world! #Monsterdon

@Taweret +1, the first two are great fun. This is also fun *with* #Monsterdon but I'd be having much less fun without y'all, and I don't expect it to change from this pace.

#Monsterdon Spinning in circles 3 times before running away from a life threatening situation, gives you a speed boost! Sonic the Hedgehog taught me that!

fizzgig wants to know who to sue over these bastards stealing fizzgig's signature comedy stylings

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Love the broom cam #Monsterdon don

#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

Annie is brutal with a mop

Yeah, Frankie is a particularly greasy meal. Don't want to finish it all in one sitting.

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This movie has more stupid than any movie deserves.

It’s a masterpiece.

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@cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza I am shocked, SHOCKED, that you would cast aspersions on such a masterpiece!

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Okay, cool. Frank kill confirmed. Allowing myself to feel the schadenfreude now. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Critter pounding time!

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haha, i love the mop POV shot.

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The critters are as delightful as ever they spark joy in me #Monsterdon

like Critters 1 was boring for the first half hour but then picked up when the action finally got going. but Critters 2 was fun throughout

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@Taweret Whoever was in charge of the teeth was a perfectionist #monsterdon

Annie. Get out!

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lol, 'mini mall'

You've got 10 years top for that sort of thing..

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okay, so these critters dissolve in bleach, that's good

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@himbovoorhees
He's like a dog, he answers to anything. 🤷‍♂️

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#Monsterdon Geraldo

fair point ma'am.

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#monsterdon Varmints? That's gonna piss thm off but good. Totally different franchise. #critters3

curler woman expresses understanding disgust with giant green stains on her bras, suggesting that in this universe, cum is green #monsterdon

i assume we're supposed to dislike this woman because she's fat but you can't make me

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oh my GOD! Frank is an ACRYLIC PAINTER?!?!?

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Those bunny slippers are obnoxiously cute

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Why’s this girl the most emotionally mature of the whole film? #monsterdon #critters3

#Monsterdon I love those earrings.

that looks nothing like blood

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That doughnut had too many sprinkles on it anyway. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Subtitles on the Critters 😂🤣

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Varmints. Now that's a good word.

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lol, the wild world of geraldo.

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VARMITS!

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@bstacey

I went by date of movie, 1986

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critters_(film)

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I don't know why they put rabbit slippers on people who're meant to be dowdy, those things are awesome

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@amyfou I hope she makes it without getting bitten #monsterdon

Frank are you bleeding out again

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Those are great bunny slippers! #monsterdon

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Bunny slipper cam!

Surf. Gain. Bounce. Clorox. Gee I wonder who paid a promotional consideration?

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Wait, you think the green stuff is what?

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Big dangley earrings and curlers.
Typical laundry-wear in Grover's Bend.

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i should watch more bowling

📰 😾

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ooooooo, it's glowing green.
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Apparently in movies it is physically impossible not to bowl a strike

unless the plot calls for it

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Car phone. Fancy #monsterdon

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curler lady's bunny slippers are good and maybe also a leitmotif

Leo’s dad looks like the love child of Harvey Fierstein and John Waters.

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#Monsterdon #critt3rs "Sting? Yes, you've seen it before haven't you."

#Monsterdon I actually used to like to watch bowling as a kid.

love your slippers ma'am.

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LMBO!! What did that lil mofo say? Did he get that dude fired? #Monsterdon

that man is using _perfectly good D-cells_ to watch _bowling_.

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Conspiracy Grandpa is gonna come in handy for this film.

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Bowling for crackers

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If I'd had a stepdad, and he called me "sport," I suspect he would not have survived the experience.

(I mean not really, but you know…)

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Of course it’s dickbag stepdad #monsterdon #critters3

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That tv takes 27 D batteries minimum.

conspiracy grandpa, unlike leo's dad, is a mockery to his aesthetic culture with that combover. #monsterdon

Wait the asshole from the parking lot is the boss of the asshole in the city? #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs

Damn, how rich and fat does your landlord have to be to have a car phone in the 90's?

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"No way sport, some day you're going to be a sleazeball just like me"

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At least the critters are killing all the d-bags first. #monsterdon

Please, do go look for Frank.
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Rudy Guliani?

Did the critter just say "Dessert" to that guy?

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Ha! Leo's stepdad is the bastard landlord fantastic #Monsterdon

What a convenient coincidence! Almost scripted. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Wait the step dad is the landlord?!?!

Also calling the kid "sport"? I thought that was a term of direct genetic descent and not a generic nickname?

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"you still like my stories, yeah?"

kid changes the subject

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This is not what GameBoy Tetris sounds like 🤓 #monsterdon

Some day son you to will be a slum lord
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I think Leonardo's Dad is going to live a long, happy life #Monsterdon

The close-knit, loving community who all live in the same apartment building with a lecherous scumbag who's sabotaging their homes

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Couldn't even buy Leo a second game, just have him playing the Tetris that came with it.

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Kid, your dad sucks.

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@hollie She po' folk #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Was Critters supposed to be like Gremlins?

"sport."

yikes.

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Critters on the phone 😂 #Monsterdon

✅ Critters laugh!

@xerozohar only needed information to catch up is leonardo dicaprio is in the movie, the train dad doesn't give enough emotional attention to his daughter, and then there are just critters #monsterdon

I had to step away and missed a killing. dang.
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Wait. Leo's Dad owns the building!? What are the odds? #Monsterdon #Critters3