curler woman expresses understanding disgust with giant green stains on her bras, suggesting that in this universe, cum is green #monsterdon
i assume we're supposed to dislike this woman because she's fat but you can't make me
oh my GOD! Frank is an ACRYLIC PAINTER?!?!?
Those bunny slippers are obnoxiously cute
Whyβs this girl the most emotionally mature of the whole film? #monsterdon #critters3
that looks nothing like blood
#Monsterdon I love those earrings.
That doughnut had too many sprinkles on it anyway. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
Subtitles on the Critters ππ€£
Varmints. Now that's a good word.
lol, the wild world of geraldo.
VARMITS!
I don't know why they put rabbit slippers on people who're meant to be dowdy, those things are awesome
@amyfou I hope she makes it without getting bitten #monsterdon
Frank are you bleeding out again
Those are great bunny slippers! #monsterdon
Bunny slipper cam!
Surf. Gain. Bounce. Clorox. Gee I wonder who paid a promotional consideration?
Wait, you think the green stuff is what?
Big dangley earrings and curlers.
Typical laundry-wear in Grover's Bend.
ooooooo, it's glowing green.
#Monsterdon
Apparently in movies it is physically impossible not to bowl a strike
unless the plot calls for it
#Monsterdon π¦ π¦ π¦ π ποΈ π¦π©Έπ±!
curler lady's bunny slippers are good and maybe also a leitmotif
Car phone. Fancy #monsterdon
Leoβs dad looks like the love child of Harvey Fierstein and John Waters.
#Monsterdon #critt3rs "Sting? Yes, you've seen it before haven't you."
Color Coding of Detector Crystals That Glow Red When Evil is Near
Blue: orcs
Green: critters
other colors: undetermined
no glow: no identified enemies are nearby
#Monsterdon I actually used to like to watch bowling as a kid.
love your slippers ma'am.
LMBO!! What did that lil mofo say? Did he get that dude fired? #Monsterdon
that man is using _perfectly good D-cells_ to watch _bowling_.
Conspiracy Grandpa is gonna come in handy for this film.
Bowling for crackers
"Did you hear screaming before?"
"It's probably just Frank."
Wait.... is Frank screaming not a problem?
If I'd had a stepdad, and he called me "sport," I suspect he would not have survived the experience.
(I mean not really, but you knowβ¦)
Of course itβs dickbag stepdad #monsterdon #critters3
That tv takes 27 D batteries minimum.
Haha, I remember trying to play Gameboy using the headlights of the following car.
conspiracy grandpa, unlike leo's dad, is a mockery to his aesthetic culture with that combover. #monsterdon
Wait the asshole from the parking lot is the boss of the asshole in the city? #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs
Damn, how rich and fat does your landlord have to be to have a car phone in the 90's?
"No way sport, some day you're going to be a sleazeball just like me"
At least the critters are killing all the d-bags first. #monsterdon
Please, do go look for Frank.
#Monsterdon
Rudy Guliani?
Ha! Leo's stepdad is the bastard landlord fantastic #Monsterdon
Did the critter just say "Dessert" to that guy?
What a convenient coincidence! Almost scripted. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
Wait the step dad is the landlord?!?!
Also calling the kid "sport"? I thought that was a term of direct genetic descent and not a generic nickname?
This is not what GameBoy Tetris sounds like π€ #monsterdon
Some day son you to will be a slum lord
#monsterdon
I think Leonardo's Dad is going to live a long, happy life #Monsterdon
The close-knit, loving community who all live in the same apartment building with a lecherous scumbag who's sabotaging their homes
Couldn't even buy Leo a second game, just have him playing the Tetris that came with it.
Kid, your dad sucks.
@hollie She po' folk #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Was Critters supposed to be like Gremlins?
Critters on the phone π #Monsterdon
β Critters laugh!
@xerozohar only needed information to catch up is leonardo dicaprio is in the movie, the train dad doesn't give enough emotional attention to his daughter, and then there are just critters #monsterdon
Wait. Leo's Dad owns the building!? What are the odds? #Monsterdon #Critters3
I had to step away and missed a killing. dang.
#Monsterdon
Original Gameboy?
Ah! That's how Leo makes it back into the movie.
"We are not amused" said the audience stand-in #monsterdon
Ah, of course the shithead landowner is the same fucking idiot from the trailer park
#monsterdon
How tf Dicaprio playing the DMG Game Boy in a dark car? #Monsterdon
Critter denied!
GAMEBOY SIGHTED!
#monsterdon and not a moment too soon, we say goodbye to Handyman Dice Clay. I mean we're already giving III a lot of slack due to being emotionally invested in the Critters franchise but that guy was truly irritating.
They're learning how to use the phone... They're going to be rude with a 'tude before we know it
That combover is offensive to me
Of course dickdad knows Frank.
gonna teach him the family business
#monsterdon
ah. i was wondering how Leo was gonna work his way back into this.
@TerryHancock @kb9ens presumably can't sell the building with tenants, or wouldn't get a buyer anyway #monsterdon
"What's eatin' him?"
Ooooo this week the _movie_ gets the monkey. #Monsterdon #Critters3
shorter hahaaaaa and then the TV shorts out haaaa they should been trillionaires for this stuff
"yip yip" said the critter
it's extremely unrealistic that she wouldn't be handwashing those bras or at least supervising them in a gentle cycle. do you know how hard it is to get a good bra that fits in larger sizes, and how much it costs?
@RobynGoodfellow I bet their parenting skills are better than those displayed by the humans so far. TEAM CRITTERS!
@log you gotta have faith
#Monsterdon Battery powered tv. Nostalgia trip. Mine was pocket sized, black and white.
Prediction: The critters will be defeated by tricking them into taking the Tide pod challenge
curler women are unkillable, it is known #monsterdon
"yeah i heard screaming, but it was in five different bad accents so i just ignored it"
There it is again! Mr. and Mrs. Menses!
also Crites discovering their inner femme and i'm here for it.
Looks like he's holding a wig to his chest #monsterdon
gotta go fast?
crites have learned moves from Sonic the Hedgehog!
@kb9ens
IDK? Insurance scam, maybe? Or wants to sell or upgrade.
πΆ THERE MUST BE MORE THAN THIS APARTMENT LIFE πΆ
mrs and mr? lady, there /is/ something weird about you.
Critters are eating Frank (thankfully for everyone).