Steggy
steggy@sunny.garden
Original Gameboy?
rebeld π¨π¦ has moved
rebeld@mstdn.ca
Ah! That's how Leo makes it back into the movie.
π€Robot Enby Xeroπ€
xerozohar@retro.pizza
"We are not amused" said the audience stand-in #monsterdon
gorgeous georgeous
georgieboy@toot.cat
Ah, of course the shithead landowner is the same fucking idiot from the trailer park
#monsterdon
signalkilled
signalkilled@mas.to
How tf Dicaprio playing the DMG Game Boy in a dark car? #Monsterdon
astroPug
astroPug@hachyderm.io
Critter denied!
Randy_underscore_S
randy_s@mefi.social
#monsterdon and not a moment too soon, we say goodbye to Handyman Dice Clay. I mean we're already giving III a lot of slack due to being emotionally invested in the Critters franchise but that guy was truly irritating.
Proud Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
GAMEBOY SIGHTED!
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
That combover is offensive to me
Blue
blue@bigshoulders.city
They're learning how to use the phone... They're going to be rude with a 'tude before we know it
Cecelia
helianthropy@tech.lgbt
Of course dickdad knows Frank.
Adrew
Ayyyydrew@gensokyo.social
gonna teach him the family business
#monsterdon
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
ah. i was wondering how Leo was gonna work his way back into this.
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
aburka π«£
aburka@hachyderm.io
@TerryHancock @kb9ens presumably can't sell the building with tenants, or wouldn't get a buyer anyway #monsterdon
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
"What's eatin' him?"
Ooooo this week the _movie_ gets the monkey. #Monsterdon #Critters3
Nick
turgon@dosgame.club
shorter hahaaaaa and then the TV shorts out haaaa they should been trillionaires for this stuff
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
"yip yip" said the critter
lytta :SpinningCube:
lytta@hachyderm.io
it's extremely unrealistic that she wouldn't be handwashing those bras or at least supervising them in a gentle cycle. do you know how hard it is to get a good bra that fits in larger sizes, and how much it costs?
Steggy
steggy@sunny.garden
@RobynGoodfellow I bet their parenting skills are better than those displayed by the humans so far. TEAM CRITTERS!
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@log you gotta have faith
Skritch π Stratosfur '26
monstercollie@blimps.xyz
#Monsterdon Battery powered tv. Nostalgia trip. Mine was pocket sized, black and white.
klu9
klu9@ohai.social
Prediction: The critters will be defeated by tricking them into taking the Tide pod challenge
jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny@neuromatch.social
curler women are unkillable, it is known #monsterdon
πΉπͺBig Tuff AlπΉπͺ
bigtuffal@dice.camp
"yeah i heard screaming, but it was in five different bad accents so i just ignored it"
Proud Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
There it is again! Mr. and Mrs. Menses!
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
also Crites discovering their inner femme and i'm here for it.
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
Looks like he's holding a wig to his chest #monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
gotta go fast?
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
crites have learned moves from Sonic the Hedgehog!
Space Catitude π
TerryHancock@realsocial.life
@kb9ens
IDK? Insurance scam, maybe? Or wants to sell or upgrade.
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
πΆ THERE MUST BE MORE THAN THIS APARTMENT LIFE πΆ
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
mrs and mr? lady, there /is/ something weird about you.
Cecelia
helianthropy@tech.lgbt
Critters are eating Frank (thankfully for everyone).
Log πͺ΅
log@mastodon.sdf.org
"What's eatin' him?" HA! She said what just happened, maybe! #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
On one hand it couldn't have happened to a better person
On the other hand he was the most entertaining person in this #Monsterdon so the critters better carry the rest of this film they got a lot of lifting to do!
gorgeous georgeous
georgieboy@toot.cat
"What is eating Frank" leleoal
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Can we move this shit along?
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
WHAT IS EATIN' HIM GET IT ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar
starkraving666
starkraving666@jorts.horse
"You were shorter...and you didn't talk" #monsterdon #critters3
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
Okay is the mismatched pattern binding of her shirt making any other sewists writhe uncomfortably in their chairs?
Neia masks
neia@zoner.work
Nothing like bludgeoning a bunch of Crites together to bring a family together!
#Monsterdon #Critters3
Log πͺ΅
log@mastodon.sdf.org
@diazona They didn't show the bite de grace, so... #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
forestine
forestine@sunny.garden
@JoeWynne they cause banjo music to start playing like in Body Snatchers #Monsterdon
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
chekov's elevator shaft
jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny@neuromatch.social
train dads only want one thing and it's fucking tv #monsterdon
"Miss Movie Masochist"
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
Turns out the TV is only playing Critters 3, so of course it decided to blow up instead.
Lysdexic
lysdexic@hachyderm.io
#Monsterdon Oh, no. Now you have to talk to your kids.
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
"shorter" thanks.
i mean, in dad's defense, this has been a hell of a day for him, but he's 100% being an ass right now.
Xoa Gray
xoagray@tiggi.es
πΉπͺBig Tuff AlπΉπͺ
bigtuffal@dice.camp
:sickos: YESSSSS HAHAHA YESSSSS
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Is he getting hea⦠oh, def not.
OldRustBucket
OldRustBucket@techhub.social
Shorter and also less annoying. #Monsterdon
Space Catitude π
TerryHancock@realsocial.life
#Monsterdon
Ah there it goes.
Oh no, he lived...
Well, maybe...
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
NO T. V. MAKES HOMER SOMETHING SOMETHING
gorgeous georgeous
georgieboy@toot.cat
@apLundell Naked Gun, Frank Drebin being attacked by a pillow
Adrew
Ayyyydrew@gensokyo.social
true 90s tv addict
#monsterdon
Softwarewolf
faoluin@chitter.xyz
Ladies and gentlemen, they got him
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
It's good how Monsterdon reminds us how juicy we all are
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
bye Frankie
starkraving666
starkraving666@jorts.horse
You gotta hand it to him, he's the most charismatic actor so far #monsterdon #critters3
Cecelia
helianthropy@tech.lgbt
Okay. I hope thatβs the end of all of that.
Brooke Vibber :neocat_cofe:
brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net
#Monsterdon #critt3rs this feels satisfying
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Tee-nay-juzz.
Log πͺ΅
log@mastodon.sdf.org
If he even survived that to show up again later... #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
So the critters are the good guys in this one? #Monsterdon #Critters3
Proud Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
I low key love it when the bad guy becomes kinda the hero of later movies in a franchise.
Go Critter! Kill Frank! Kickass!
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
"I professionally don't hear anything."
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
CRITTER! :blobaww: #Monsterdon
bobert
combatwombat@hachyderm.io
yeah douchesnack #monsterdon
Lysdexic
lysdexic@hachyderm.io
#Monsterdon I've been innured to blood in movies thanks to The Boys, but I still don't like looking.
11SprongingProngs11
ProngSprong_nCloven
#Critters31991
#monsterdon
landlord is a #thinblood #nosferatu #vtm5
jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny@neuromatch.social
again the moral valence is always ambiguous. the critters are cute and just trying to survive, but also murdering. the maintenance man is annoying but also human. who is even supposed to win #monsterdon
gorgeous georgeous
georgieboy@toot.cat
That took about 10 minutes too long, RIP Frank I hope
Softwarewolf
faoluin@chitter.xyz
GETTIM, SIC EM
Laurel Stvan
LingLass@vmst.io
Not a minute too soon! #Monsterdon
Andy L.
apLundell@timeloop.cafe
#monsterdon I love monster attacks when the actor is clearly holding the monster against themselves.
Cecelia
helianthropy@tech.lgbt
Dangit. Almost.
Neia masks
neia@zoner.work
Crites Crites Crites Crites Crites!
Yay Crites!
#Monsterdon #Critters3
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
oh thank goodness, critter kill at last
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
The super is going through your unmentionables and threatening to feed rats to people. Maybe this is why he isn't getting paid..
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Dryer buzzers remain unchanged to this day.
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
sicko.jpg
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz
Hubba hubba, a floor bra! π
"Miss Movie Masochist"
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
Please let Frankie be the first to die, pleaseohpleaseohplease...
Steggy
steggy@sunny.garden
@paco He's giving train conductor
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
YAY! BITEY!
Adrew
Ayyyydrew@gensokyo.social
YES
KILL
please
#monsterdon
πΉπͺBig Tuff AlπΉπͺ
bigtuffal@dice.camp
come on little dude make this watchable
astroPug
astroPug@hachyderm.io
I have a strange fascination with Frankβs snakeskin shoes.
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
oh yes, put your arm in the dark hole, frankie, please.
Proud Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
I know they're saying "Menges" because of the closed captions, but I swear, I keep hearing "Menses".
"Dad, can't we talk about the Menses?"
"Oh God I wish your mother was still aliveβ¦"
Neia masks
neia@zoner.work
@Taweret@timeloop.cafe We had this in my house growing up, but that was a single-family affair.
#Monsterdon #Critters3
lytta :SpinningCube:
lytta@hachyderm.io
we have critter
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
Log πͺ΅
log@mastodon.sdf.org
That is, in technical urban terms, a "brauwr", not a brassiere. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
Iiiiii've been workin' on the raaaaaaail road allllll the live long
Tom - KB9ENS
kb9ens@mastodon.radio
@TerryHancock Is that β¦ good for business? #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs