I watched this fine film a few months ago so since Iām joining late, Iām going to jump right on. I bet illl remember.
Right now, heavy crite breathing as we spy on this dude on the phone.
#Monsterdon #Critters3
Why does the Critter have asthma?
ewww, children eating pasta....
We could be watching Batteries Not Included right now.
Same plot, but cute flying robots.
Ohkay so this guy and his truck haven't had any maintenance in two years. I get it. Man is car metaphore ok.
He is the tool of the landlord much like cops are and therefore I'm fine with the Crits eating him
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FINGAH!
thinking about how this kind of guy exists aplenty today, just talks and dresses a bit different
"I'm not lifting another finger until you pay me for Mario! AND Luigi!"
i hope this guy gets eaten first i'm getting really tired of listening to him speak
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oh no, the rats?
ham and beans sounds kinda good tbh
Frankie, you're truly despicable to be making rats do your dirty work.
@msh Yes, yes, they were. I still miss mine. #Monsterdon
Okay, I don't wanna be that guy, butā¦ Mesa Verde is in Colorado, not Arizona.
come on, critters, get him
kiddo your dad is the only one with a chance of surviving this movie
Grover's Bend, the place where SHIT is HAPPENING
Catching up on the #Monsterdon feed, Iām realizing that I indeed did watch Critters 2 with yāall, and had completely blocked the memory from my mind
As you do with traumatic memories š¶
Omigosh the little ratty friends are so cute!
#Monsterdon #Critters3
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Sweet rattums!!
So this is the Meninges family?
Did she just say āthe grand cannonā?
awwwww cute little rats!!
Yeah, err'body heard of Grover's Bend. It was in the clip episode! #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
they got some good ass actors for this movie for how bad it is
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Is that dude one of the Bowery Boys?
@jonny It pains me to remind everyone that it has no correlation with film quality however #monsterdon
@hollie
Please yes. We can do without Frank.
Can you smell what granny's cooking?
@diazona Seriously
ah. so grandpa's one of them.
You do not want to be working for AT&T #Monsterdon
@Zerofactorial it's been sooooo looooong #monsterdon
20 whole minutes without anyone getting eaten, what a shame
like, did an exeggcutor just fall apart all over the city block?
@lytta "Left is right, right is wrong." #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
ON one hand, Frankie is a shitbird.
On the other hand, I"m pretty sure he's about to become hamburger.
So it's all good in the end.
Bechdel pass #monsterdon
marsha is now the protagonist of the movie #monsterdon
marsha marsha marsha!
Does that crystal detect Crites, or does it detect dramatic moments involving Crites? Asking for a friend
#Monsterdon #Critters3
Kidās wearing a #Monsterdon approved t-shirt.
#Monsterdon #critt3rs i will say, setting up a landlord as the bad buy is making me like this movie
If you didn't have a suit vest with a bunch of buttons on it, were you even a 90s kid?
E G G G G
@SnoopJ #monsterdon
wait the egg ran over to the window and hatched?
I think I'm going to have to count that banter fest as ā competent acting. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo
i'm pretty sure a guy wearing one earring was supposed to be gay in the 90s. that was a thing that people said all the time
It would be OK if this asshole is the first to get eaten.
#monsterdon
Who TH are these people?
Oh... this is "home"? Okay...
You could've maybe not used this guys truck to stop yours. #Monsterdon
"Dad, this geode melted"
I always crash into another vehicle intentionally when my brakes stop working. /s
WTF?! When is that ok?
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Frankieās hair borrowed from the Flock of Seagulls #Monsterdon
Well, their avocados are ruined.
Taste the slime. Taste it! #Monsterdon #Critt3rs
Mario is leaving to go help his brother Luigi with some plumbing problems.
Kid, don't lick that. #Monsterdon
It's the guy from Young Guns, a poor man's Matthew Perry
Ah, the days when you could just crash your truck into another truck and it was basically just fine
āVaya con DIE-ohsā?!?
okay NOT the babysitters. just there to be annoying
if i didn't have a cousin exactly this goomba i wouldn't believe this man's performance but lucky for him i am an educated audience
Wow, I haven't seen a Datsun in a minute
Ok, so fat shaming. But then this is how she reacts?
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Guess that was Chekov's drum brake #monsterdon
#Monsterdon No brakes? That's why Dog gave us gear shifts.
one order of wacky hijinks, coming right up!
Thankfully that loaded car was their to break their crash.
3 empty lanes.,.. was the steering broken too>?
Did he just say he has to SEE the rats to "eraticate" them? Because if he can pun, I'll let him live longer
Well you found your brakes
Give him a break, he's been watching the Sopranos all week #Monsterdon
Frank's got the hairspray and gel output of the world in
This jerk! Lazy asshat. #Monsterdon I Hope the critter eat him first.
@apLundell
If you're lucky
why do I get the feeling this is one of those films that was _never_ intended to by played back in modern HD setups
oh these goofballs are the BABYSITTERS?
Anyone check DoesTheFishDie.com? #Monsterdon
Oh no. Is the whole movie going to take place in this building now? #monsterdon
Oof she's got some retorts
I'm okay if Frank dies first
Wow. I can hardly wait for that guy to get eaten.
"She's killing me!" I wish a Crite would come kill him.
#Monsterdon #Critters3
ayyy I'm land-bastarding here
can we go back to charlie?
TIME MACHINE WATCH COMPANY
#Monsterdon #critt3rs i love this woman already
The repartee is killing me #monsterdon
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An actually funny exchange
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Street banter. They're so hip.
#monsterdon Did I suddenly switch to the wrong film?
My attention wavered for a moment and all of a sudden it's a different movie #Monsterdon
@SnoopJ yes but I hope the fish is spared
Boo Frank I hope the critters eat you first