Boo Dad I hope the critters teach you how to be a good parent

#Monsterdon

Not putting any parmasean cheese on that pasta? #Monsterdon

wait, so all your laundry just goes down into an unsecured laundry room??? what the hell kinda place is this?

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Who named that elderly couple? #Monsterdon

@paco I believe the implication is that he works for the railroad.

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@steggy

And then slapped him upside the head for being such a douche

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@flowerpot in 1991 I guess

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Parentification? In my 90s direct-to-video movie?

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@cherizilla just to be clear we're talking about the landlord's minion not Leo right #Monsterdon

Every scene with Frankie needs a content warning #monsterdon

#monsterdon The father is right.

Spaghetti is important.

Damn, we're gonna miss Mr. M's pirate stories!

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Wait. So Leo was just in the beginning? #Monsterdon #Critters3

Frankie looks like if Christopher Walken and Sean Penn had a kid.

#Monsterdon

i can't believe that man keeps surviving scenes

#monsterdon

Critters sound like little pervs. #Monsterdon

A dump like that doesn't go up to four alarm. Once it hits three they call the insurance adjusters. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

This Frank guy's a real charmer. Can… can we be done with him already?

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

dad is wearing a train conductor's hat!?!??!?! #monsterdon

what the hell kind of hat is that, dad???

#monsterdon

Oh no, his last words is gonna be "Balls!"? #Monsterdon

Damn, we were so close

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[CRITTER PANTING] #Monsterdon

why are they making the maintenance man so gay, so characterized, and yet so killable. this character is not fitting in with any early 90s tropes #monsterdon

current day this guy with the button vest would be a guy who got scammed by andrew tate into taking his scam classes

#monsterdon

So can you do a NY accent?
Can I do an accent‽
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That’s gotta be the rich guy on rhe phone, right? #Monsterdon

I watched this fine film a few months ago so since I’m joining late, I’m going to jump right on. I bet illl remember.

Right now, heavy crite breathing as we spy on this dude on the phone.
#Monsterdon #Critters3

Why does the Critter have asthma?

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@amyfou if only we could have a stake in Frankie

specifically in his chest

#Monsterdon #Critters3

We could be watching Batteries Not Included right now.

Same plot, but cute flying robots.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

#Critters31991
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Ohkay so this guy and his truck haven't had any maintenance in two years. I get it. Man is car metaphore ok.

He is the tool of the landlord much like cops are and therefore I'm fine with the Crits eating him
#monsterdon

FINGAH!

#monsterdon #critt3rs

thinking about how this kind of guy exists aplenty today, just talks and dresses a bit different

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"I'm not lifting another finger until you pay me for Mario! AND Luigi!"

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i hope this guy gets eaten first i'm getting really tired of listening to him speak
#monsterdon

oh no, the rats?

#monsterdon

ham and beans sounds kinda good tbh

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Frankie, you're truly despicable to be making rats do your dirty work.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

@msh Yes, yes, they were. I still miss mine. #Monsterdon

Okay, I don't wanna be that guy, but… Mesa Verde is in Colorado, not Arizona.

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

come on, critters, get him

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kiddo your dad is the only one with a chance of surviving this movie

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Grover's Bend, the place where SHIT is HAPPENING

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Catching up on the #Monsterdon feed, I’m realizing that I indeed did watch Critters 2 with y’all, and had completely blocked the memory from my mind

As you do with traumatic memories 😶

Omigosh the little ratty friends are so cute!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

Sweet rattums!!

So this is the Meninges family?

#monsterdon #critters4

Did she just say “the grand cannon”?

#Monsterdon

awwwww cute little rats!!

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Yeah, err'body heard of Grover's Bend. It was in the clip episode! #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

they got some good ass actors for this movie for how bad it is
#monsterdon

Is that dude one of the Bowery Boys?

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@jonny It pains me to remind everyone that it has no correlation with film quality however #monsterdon

@hollie
Please yes. We can do without Frank.

#Monsterdon

Can you smell what granny's cooking?

#monsterdon
#Critters3

@diazona Seriously

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ah. so grandpa's one of them.

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You do not want to be working for AT&T #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial it's been sooooo looooong #monsterdon

20 whole minutes without anyone getting eaten, what a shame

#Monsterdon #Critters3

like, did an exeggcutor just fall apart all over the city block?

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@Louisa yes

(i've yet to own a decent vest that fits tbqh)

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@lytta "Left is right, right is wrong." #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Bechdel pass #monsterdon

ON one hand, Frankie is a shitbird.

On the other hand, I"m pretty sure he's about to become hamburger.

So it's all good in the end.

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs.

marsha is now the protagonist of the movie #monsterdon

marsha marsha marsha!

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Does that crystal detect Crites, or does it detect dramatic moments involving Crites? Asking for a friend

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Kid’s wearing a #Monsterdon approved t-shirt.

#Monsterdon #critt3rs i will say, setting up a landlord as the bad buy is making me like this movie

If you didn't have a suit vest with a bunch of buttons on it, were you even a 90s kid?

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E G G G G
@SnoopJ #monsterdon

I think I'm going to have to count that banter fest as ✅ competent acting. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

i'm pretty sure a guy wearing one earring was supposed to be gay in the 90s. that was a thing that people said all the time

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It would be OK if this asshole is the first to get eaten.
#monsterdon

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Who TH are these people?
Oh... this is "home"? Okay...

You could've maybe not used this guys truck to stop yours. #Monsterdon

I always crash into another vehicle intentionally when my brakes stop working. /s
WTF?! When is that ok?
#Monsterdon

Frankie’s hair borrowed from the Flock of Seagulls #Monsterdon

Well, their avocados are ruined.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Taste the slime. Taste it! #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Mario is leaving to go help his brother Luigi with some plumbing problems.

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Wow this movie just keeps reaching new levels of bad.

It’s brilliant in that way.

#Monsterdon

It's the guy from Young Guns, a poor man's Matthew Perry

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Ah, the days when you could just crash your truck into another truck and it was basically just fine

#Monsterdon #Critters3

“Vaya con DIE-ohs”?!?

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

okay NOT the babysitters. just there to be annoying

#monsterdon

if i didn't have a cousin exactly this goomba i wouldn't believe this man's performance but lucky for him i am an educated audience

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Wow, I haven't seen a Datsun in a minute

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Ok, so fat shaming. But then this is how she reacts?
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Guess that was Chekov's drum brake #monsterdon

#Monsterdon No brakes? That's why Dog gave us gear shifts.

Thankfully that loaded car was their to break their crash.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

one order of wacky hijinks, coming right up!

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Did he just say he has to SEE the rats to "eraticate" them? Because if he can pun, I'll let him live longer

#Monsterdon #Critters3

3 empty lanes.,.. was the steering broken too>?

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Give him a break, he's been watching the Sopranos all week #Monsterdon

Frank's got the hairspray and gel output of the world in

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