Frankie, the cleanest punk you've ever seen

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I think I recognize the girl, too. Who is that? I had to FF through the titles to catch up!

Geeze. This guy sure looks like Crite food to me. #Monsterdon #Critters3

@tuckerm i even owned one or two that i never actually wore. like by osmosis.

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OUTA ORDER's got nothing on SEKRIT

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Is he channeling Schneider? #Monsterdon

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Is this guy supposed to be Joe Pesci?

does this guy end up with the fishbowl over his head? please?

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It's too soon in this movie to have finished my bourbon #Monsterdon

Straight outa order

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Oh this guy has his pieces of flair alright. #Monsterdon #Critters3

the body count better be huge in this movie you can't just show me this many annoying people

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"Mario"
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Trying to read the buttons on your vest

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#Monsterdon Guess he didn't have enough flair.

The sign is written in an Italian accent. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Funny how they're supposedly driving through Kansas next to a cliff face that is probably taller than the maximum elevation difference between any two points in Kansas 😛

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Did we switch movies?

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The Fonz, but with elevators.

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This seems very safe.

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I'm really not invested in any of the dialogue. I should probably change the language to make it interesting.
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that is the *clearest* street parking I have ever seen in my life.

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I had forgotten that, in 1991, nine out ten people wore neon-colored snapback hats at all times.

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One Washington team(Seahawks) putting an early beating on the other one(Commanders) 21-0. #monsterdon

Hey there's some ...um....

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Critter goo FTW #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Transmasc kid? Nonbinary?

Ahh beautiful downtown LA. 😉

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So… a tween who wants to be treated MORE like a kid? That's less believable than the critters.

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@RobynGoodfellow deciding to finally cash in all my trust on an arbitrary banhammer spree against anti-dad aesthetic rhetoric #monsterdon

...Huh. So Charlie made it out to space, then about a mile outside his hometown. He's really come up in the world, huh. #Monsterdon

Hey some Green Slime. Looks like Leo brought some along from his Ottawa TV gig #Monsterdon #IDontKnow

"Dad! There was this really strange guy—"

"I REALLY DON'T CARE."

Normal parent/child interactions

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I'm confused is he abandoning his kids later on? #Monsterdon

Green slime was just something you'd expect to find under a car in the early 90's

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@jonny makes me think of a recent Bobs Burgers episode #Monsterdon

Oh yeah. There's supposed to be critters in this one. #Monsterdon #Critters3

#Monsterdon Hahaha slouch socks.

Yeah, maybe Annie wants to be a trans man #monsterdon

oh, Slimer cameo?!

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No, momma’s gonna get spanked. #monsterdon #critters3

I too disbelieve the names of cities while on the road. #Monsterdon

Soft, juicy morsels.

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That's slime. It'll fix your flat for a bit, until you can do a proper tire repair. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Language!

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sir, when you're teenage daughter says, "hey dad there was this weird guy" and alarm bells don't immediately start going off, you are a Failure.

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Shit. Labubu shit. #monsterdon #critters3

Yeah. Watch your language around @jonny. #Monsterdon #Critters3

I guess with that mustache, step-dad is trying to channel Vincent Price and sucking at it.

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Stepdad is a dickhead. #monsterdon #critters3

Sir, this may be more Critters than I anticipated

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Editing in the Masonic Lodge scene from Killers of the Flower Moon

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@ColesStreetPothole

If we're lucky

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Dead mom ✅
Swearing preteens ✅
Evil Stepdad ✅

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Mr. Mustache is giving Discipline Daddy.

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And that was the last we say of him
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"...is he gonna get spanked?"
"Only if he's lucky .... oh, wait, you meant the other one."

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"Joshua front and center now" should not be yelled by someone in a pastel yellow sweater tied around their shoulders.

Though I guess the threat of child abuse is lurking...

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@amyfou
Yeah, first movie had Ethan Phillips, so it was already a better quality film!

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Does 4.9 minutes count as 5 minutes

Inquiring minds need to know

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80s kids just couldn't do anything right! (Of course, in real life, we were all ferrel, but still.) #Monsterdon

Never take heavy metals or homemade bombs from strangers, kids. #Monsterdon

Dad here is on the short list for gruesome murder, I hope

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Is that it for Charlie? I wonder if they only got that actor for an afternoon. #Monsterdon #Critters3

@jonny i mean to be fair.... they are the only ones who would have listened to the whole thing

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"You can have the rest of my root beer."

"This is Mastodon. Do you have any... toot beer?"

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What? You don't believe someone would make 3 if these fucking things??? Here, I can prove it....

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"You're not as smart as you think you are."

After all, you're in a Critters movie.

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@Taweret It's so they don't lose track of him. #Monsterdon

He attempted plot continuity by using extras as main characters as admirable #Monsterdon #Critters3

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Subjective monster-cam with grunting. A classic.

I'm catching up --
"What are you, a pervert?" 🤔
Crittercam?!?!!
Critters are like if kiwis but teeth.
Holy shit, so much flashback footage.

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THE POWER OF...THE CRYSTAL

no wait that is an entirely different puppeted movie.

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#monsterdon Real parenting power move to insist your kid shows up at an exact time when they don't have a watch.

"You're not as smart as you think you are" -Socrates, 2000 BC

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#Monsterdon #critt3rs crystals? oh dear, he's off his rocker after all

dog you can't lay that on a bunch of kids why don't you like talk to the parents or the news media or idk politicians or wahtever to let them know of the critter threat #monsterdon

You should never take crystals from strangers

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@ColesStreetPothole lol I said the same thing. #Monsterdon

@amyfou

Oh man, hedgehogs. I could not figure out the best emoji, but you found it. Nice.

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#monsterdon Mac & Me, starring Leonardo DiCaprio (seriously though is this that same park, also the one from Logan's Run?) #critters3

🎶 Do You Believe In Monsters 🎶

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i appreciate the brief and passing bond between the headlamp goof and the kiddo who gave him some root beer

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the kids hat is very distracting

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so far this is exactly what the 90s were like: nobody's clothing was good and weird dudes would just get ejected from the earth and we all had 80s flashbacks about as well

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What happened to "stranger danger" though, and accepting gifts off those strangers?

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@georgieboy
Real.

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hell yeah rootbeer
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Finally, we know what the Labubu sounds like #monsterdon #critters3

THOSE CLOTHES ARE REALLY LOUD!

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Do you expect us to believe this horseshit? That's what I said during the earlier movies!

this is now CritterVision ™️

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Nice if them to do this recap so we all don't have to subject ourselves to the first 2. Also remarkable how you don't need to watch any more of the footage at all to get the gist #Monsterdon

I love that this guy found purpose in life, at least for a little while. #Monsterdon #Critters3

@hollie
Yes. We did. My only preparation for this.

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I love the recap scenes.
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First monster kill....? No. Stop teasing, movie. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Critter sounds like they got allergies goin' on. #Monsterdon #Critters3

Front drum brakes #monsterdon