This jerk! Lazy asshat. #Monsterdon I Hope the critter eat him first.

@apLundell
If you're lucky

#Monsterdon #Critters3

why do I get the feeling this is one of those films that was _never_ intended to by played back in modern HD setups

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oh these goofballs are the BABYSITTERS?

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Anyone check DoesTheFishDie.com? #Monsterdon

Oh no. Is the whole movie going to take place in this building now? #monsterdon

Oof she's got some retorts

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I'm okay if Frank dies first

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Wow. I can hardly wait for that guy to get eaten.

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

"She's killing me!" I wish a Crite would come kill him.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

ayyy I'm land-bastarding here

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can we go back to charlie?

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TIME MACHINE WATCH COMPANY

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#Monsterdon #critt3rs i love this woman already

The repartee is killing me #monsterdon

sadly

she is not (yet) killing you

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Street banter. They're so hip.

#Monsterdon

My attention wavered for a moment and all of a sudden it's a different movie #Monsterdon

Boo Frank I hope the critters eat you first

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Frankie, the cleanest punk you've ever seen

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I think I recognize the girl, too. Who is that? I had to FF through the titles to catch up!

Geeze. This guy sure looks like Crite food to me. #Monsterdon #Critters3

@tuckerm i even owned one or two that i never actually wore. like by osmosis.

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OUTA ORDER's got nothing on SEKRIT

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Is he channeling Schneider? #Monsterdon

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Is this guy supposed to be Joe Pesci?

does this guy end up with the fishbowl over his head? please?

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It's too soon in this movie to have finished my bourbon #Monsterdon

Straight outa order

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Oh this guy has his pieces of flair alright. #Monsterdon #Critters3

the body count better be huge in this movie you can't just show me this many annoying people

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"Mario"
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The sign is written in an Italian accent. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

#Monsterdon Guess he didn't have enough flair.

Funny how they're supposedly driving through Kansas next to a cliff face that is probably taller than the maximum elevation difference between any two points in Kansas 😛

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The Fonz, but with elevators.

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This seems very safe.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

I'm really not invested in any of the dialogue. I should probably change the language to make it interesting.
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that is the *clearest* street parking I have ever seen in my life.

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I had forgotten that, in 1991, nine out ten people wore neon-colored snapback hats at all times.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

One Washington team(Seahawks) putting an early beating on the other one(Commanders) 21-0. #monsterdon

Hey there's some ...um....

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Critter goo FTW #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Transmasc kid? Nonbinary?

Ahh beautiful downtown LA. 😉

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So… a tween who wants to be treated MORE like a kid? That's less believable than the critters.

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

@RobynGoodfellow deciding to finally cash in all my trust on an arbitrary banhammer spree against anti-dad aesthetic rhetoric #monsterdon

Hey some Green Slime. Looks like Leo brought some along from his Ottawa TV gig #Monsterdon #IDontKnow

#Monsterdon #critt3rs eggsign

I'm confused is he abandoning his kids later on? #Monsterdon

Oh yeah. There's supposed to be critters in this one. #Monsterdon #Critters3

Yeah, maybe Annie wants to be a trans man #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Hahaha slouch socks.

oh, Slimer cameo?!

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No, momma’s gonna get spanked. #monsterdon #critters3

I too disbelieve the names of cities while on the road. #Monsterdon

Soft, juicy morsels.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

That's slime. It'll fix your flat for a bit, until you can do a proper tire repair. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Language!

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sir, when you're teenage daughter says, "hey dad there was this weird guy" and alarm bells don't immediately start going off, you are a Failure.

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Shit. Labubu shit. #monsterdon #critters3

Yeah. Watch your language around @jonny. #Monsterdon #Critters3

I guess with that mustache, step-dad is trying to channel Vincent Price and sucking at it.

#monsterdon #critters4

Stepdad is a dickhead. #monsterdon #critters3

Sir, this may be more Critters than I anticipated

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Editing in the Masonic Lodge scene from Killers of the Flower Moon

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@ColesStreetPothole

If we're lucky

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Dead mom ✅
Swearing preteens ✅
Evil Stepdad ✅

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Mr. Mustache is giving Discipline Daddy.

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

And that was the last we say of him
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"...is he gonna get spanked?"
"Only if he's lucky .... oh, wait, you meant the other one."

#Monsterdon #Critters3

"Joshua front and center now" should not be yelled by someone in a pastel yellow sweater tied around their shoulders.

Though I guess the threat of child abuse is lurking...

#Monsterdon

@amyfou
Yeah, first movie had Ethan Phillips, so it was already a better quality film!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Does 4.9 minutes count as 5 minutes

Inquiring minds need to know

#Monsterdon #Critters3

80s kids just couldn't do anything right! (Of course, in real life, we were all ferrel, but still.) #Monsterdon

Never take heavy metals or homemade bombs from strangers, kids. #Monsterdon

Dad here is on the short list for gruesome murder, I hope

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Is that it for Charlie? I wonder if they only got that actor for an afternoon. #Monsterdon #Critters3

@jonny i mean to be fair.... they are the only ones who would have listened to the whole thing

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"You can have the rest of my root beer."

"This is Mastodon. Do you have any... toot beer?"

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What? You don't believe someone would make 3 if these fucking things??? Here, I can prove it....

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"You're not as smart as you think you are."

After all, you're in a Critters movie.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

@Taweret It's so they don't lose track of him. #Monsterdon

He attempted plot continuity by using extras as main characters as admirable #Monsterdon #Critters3

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Subjective monster-cam with grunting. A classic.

THE POWER OF...THE CRYSTAL

no wait that is an entirely different puppeted movie.

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I'm catching up --
"What are you, a pervert?" 🤔
Crittercam?!?!!
Critters are like if kiwis but teeth.
Holy shit, so much flashback footage.

#monsterdon #critters3

#monsterdon Real parenting power move to insist your kid shows up at an exact time when they don't have a watch.

#Monsterdon #critt3rs crystals? oh dear, he's off his rocker after all

dog you can't lay that on a bunch of kids why don't you like talk to the parents or the news media or idk politicians or wahtever to let them know of the critter threat #monsterdon

@ColesStreetPothole lol I said the same thing. #Monsterdon

@amyfou

Oh man, hedgehogs. I could not figure out the best emoji, but you found it. Nice.

#Monsterdon

the kids hat is very distracting

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#monsterdon Mac & Me, starring Leonardo DiCaprio (seriously though is this that same park, also the one from Logan's Run?) #critters3

i appreciate the brief and passing bond between the headlamp goof and the kiddo who gave him some root beer

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🎶 Do You Believe In Monsters 🎶

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so far this is exactly what the 90s were like: nobody's clothing was good and weird dudes would just get ejected from the earth and we all had 80s flashbacks about as well

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What happened to "stranger danger" though, and accepting gifts off those strangers?

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@georgieboy
Real.

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Finally, we know what the Labubu sounds like #monsterdon #critters3