hell yeah rootbeer
#monsterdon

THOSE CLOTHES ARE REALLY LOUD!

#Monsterdon

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Do you expect us to believe this horseshit? That's what I said during the earlier movies!

this is now CritterVision ™️

#monsterdon

Nice if them to do this recap so we all don't have to subject ourselves to the first 2. Also remarkable how you don't need to watch any more of the footage at all to get the gist #Monsterdon

@hollie
Yes. We did. My only preparation for this.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

I love the recap scenes.
#Monsterdon

First monster kill....? No. Stop teasing, movie. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Critter sounds like they got allergies goin' on. #Monsterdon #Critters3

Front drum brakes #monsterdon

Go for the rich dude! #Monsterdon

BABY LEO SAYS HORSESHIT

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yellow shirt or red shirt?

"You believe in monsters?"

How meta do you want us to be?

#monsterdon #critters3

Is this supposed to be the 1 & 2 montage? It did not help. #Monsterdon

@goinfawr

Hey, cosmic wind! Blow me!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

OH they let Baby Leo do a SWEAR!

#monsterdon #critters3

@jonny Was kinda worried because I never watched Critters 2. So grateful for the recap, really up to speed now.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@lytta yup

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@lytta

Try to avoid straining your brain in an effort to make sense of this one.

#Monsterdon

He's gaslighting us
#monsterdon

like the one guy just rubbing his windshield with his bare hand

just giving his car a good petting

#monsterdon

You know how much we spent on that explosion‽ Of course we are using it again!!
#monsterdon

@diazona house blow up... and tranquilizer darts. okay

#monsterdon

Worth making 3 for the sole purpose of recalling the Easter Bunny getting thrown through the stained glass window during a church service

#Monsterdon

Oh lord, is Scott Grimes in this one?!

#monsterdon #critters4

i have actually witnessed a white dude vomit a movie trailer in the woods but i have had a hard life

#monsterdon

@jonny I do feel like @Taweret may have slightly misled me about the relevance of Critters 1 and/or 2 #monsterdon

Yep. Nothing nearly that cool is going to happen in this flick. #Monsterdon #Critters3

I gotto go where the cosmic winds blow me.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
There's a flashback? Really?

all right, is this flashback to previous movies or is it a fake flashback?

#monsterdon

I do miss that song from the original #Monsterdon

okay it *is* nice to see them exploding the house again, that's always delightful.

#monsterdon

Lurking in the #Monsterdon hashtag & not watching the movie tonight

It’s dark & November & I need cozy & y’all Monsterdonners are definitely cozy but that movie definitely isn’t 😂

And here we find how they could *afford* the cameo...

#monsterdon #critt3rs

@lytta lol yes

I think this is an accurate representation of the first two movies though

#Monsterdon #Critters3

They better not have fucked with the Critter design because that was the best part of the movies
#monsterdon

As a chronic forgetter I appreciate the recap #monsterdon #critters3

Can I be excused, I've already seen these other movies

#Monsterdon

This is a sure sign that they could not afford to blow up a house for this movie. #Monsterdon

@Taweret Cheaper than filming a new one ain’t it? #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critters3

#Monsterdon #critt3rs love the clip reuse as charlie's catching the kids up

#Monsterdon Tribbles?

This is more than enough backstory from the original Critters movie #monsterdon

Three episodes into the Critters series and we're already doing a clip show…

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Just in case we didn't watch the other 2!
#monsterdon

If you have ✅ Bicycle, check it off! Woot. #Monsterdon

And now he's a nobody again. And crazy. #Monsterdon #Critters3

#Monsterdon ah yes the standard weird skinny guy in a flappy hat trope. The things we've lost to time.

thank god they did the recap i was just reading the wiki synopsis page trying to remember who the redeemed drunkard interstellar bounty hunter redneck was #monsterdon

did this happen in a previous movie? it's a very confusing montage that isn't catching me up at all

#monsterdon

is this movie gonna be a clip show

#Monsterdon

@kshernandez Trust me.

#Monsterdon

ah, some flashbacks for those of us who blocked the previous two movies from our memory.

#monsterdon

Crazy prospector Andrew Divoff from Oblivion (1994) has arrived!

#Monsterdon

are they gonna show the supermodel girl in the flashback? 🥴
#monsterdon

It's just an early drone

#Monsterdon #Critters3

"they're here! the furries!" #monsterdon

CLIP SHOW

BOOO

#monsterdon

I think this guy watched Mad Max a few too many times. Where is his gyrocopter?

#Monsterdon

huh, this film could afford surround sound. neat.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

I seen a thang. In the sky. It were a clip episode! #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Last time on #critters #Monsterdon

I've lost track of the Critters lore, is this the original guy or the alien in his form? #Monsterdon

This flashback brought to you by the need to fill ten minutes. #Monsterdon #Critters3

I forgot about him! #Monsterdon

Did… did the town drunk just get catapulted out of a hole?

I…

I…

…

Why‽

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

my "it's a real town with real people" sign is raising a lot of questions already answered by my sign #monsterdon

yay recap flashback time!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon The 90's did not treat that Ghostbuster very well

#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

I'm confused by the multiple earflaps

CHIEF CRITE CAPTOR, REPORTING FOR DUTY!!

#monsterdon

do i think this is some kind of joke. sir, you were just launched from beneath a pile of sticks with a headlamp and some kind of wire around your neck, claiming to know of "real towns" and "real people."

#monsterdon

"You think this is some kind of joke?"

"It DID say 'Chiodo Brothers' in the title cards, yeah."

#monsterdon #critters4

Well hello Charlie!

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

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Is this LAZLO?! (Real Genius, 1987)

Oh it's that beloved franchise character, played by actor who didn't have anything else going on

#Monsterdon

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wow this got very Ernest Scared Stoopid very quickly

oh right, the alcoholism
#monsterdon

angy tribels ate this movie

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Charlie made more sense when he was still on the sauce. #Monsterdon #Critters3

#Monsterdon This guy is way too kempt to be real.

@apLundell probably has one of those flip number charts number of days since last restraining order

#monsterdon

was he hiding in a culvert!? lol

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Please let this be one of the mole people

A movie about critters needs mole people

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Inspector Gadget in ANOTHER Monsterdon movie, wild

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Well, this movie could afford a cameo. I'm impressed.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Oh no, continuity

#monsterdon #critters3

Is that the helicopter pilot from Mad Max?

#Monsterdon

Was not expecting that jump scare. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Di Caprio hasn't changed his hairstyle in 40 years?

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Hi Charlie!! #Monsterdon #Critters3

Usually I'm all about the wacky inventor character.

I dunno about this guy, though.

#monsterdon

Preppers before they went mainstream. #Monsterdon

That was the worst Wilhelm scream I've ever heard

#monsterdon
#Critters3

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Yes. The exact kind of help everyone wants when changing a tire. /s

where did all these extra kids come from #monsterdon

Verily, the Stick™ is the most important aspect of walking in a forest.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@SRLevine heh

To be fair they cost like $10

#Monsterdon #Critters3