Go for the rich dude! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yellow shirt or red shirt?

BABY LEO SAYS HORSESHIT

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"You believe in monsters?"

How meta do you want us to be?

#monsterdon #critters3

Is this supposed to be the 1 & 2 montage? It did not help. #Monsterdon

@goinfawr

Hey, cosmic wind! Blow me!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

OH they let Baby Leo do a SWEAR!

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@jonny Was kinda worried because I never watched Critters 2. So grateful for the recap, really up to speed now.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@lytta yup

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@lytta

Try to avoid straining your brain in an effort to make sense of this one.

#Monsterdon

like the one guy just rubbing his windshield with his bare hand

just giving his car a good petting

#monsterdon

He's gaslighting us
#monsterdon

You know how much we spent on that explosion‽ Of course we are using it again!!
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Worth making 3 for the sole purpose of recalling the Easter Bunny getting thrown through the stained glass window during a church service

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@diazona house blow up... and tranquilizer darts. okay

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Oh lord, is Scott Grimes in this one?!

#monsterdon #critters4

i have actually witnessed a white dude vomit a movie trailer in the woods but i have had a hard life

#monsterdon

@jonny I do feel like @Taweret may have slightly misled me about the relevance of Critters 1 and/or 2 #monsterdon

Yep. Nothing nearly that cool is going to happen in this flick. #Monsterdon #Critters3

I gotto go where the cosmic winds blow me.

#Monsterdon

The crittercam is at least fun.

#monsterdon #critters3

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There's a flashback? Really?

all right, is this flashback to previous movies or is it a fake flashback?

#monsterdon

I do miss that song from the original #Monsterdon

okay it *is* nice to see them exploding the house again, that's always delightful.

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Lurking in the #Monsterdon hashtag & not watching the movie tonight

It’s dark & November & I need cozy & y’all Monsterdonners are definitely cozy but that movie definitely isn’t 😂

And here we find how they could *afford* the cameo...

#monsterdon #critt3rs

@lytta lol yes

I think this is an accurate representation of the first two movies though

#Monsterdon #Critters3

They better not have fucked with the Critter design because that was the best part of the movies
#monsterdon

As a chronic forgetter I appreciate the recap #monsterdon #critters3

Can I be excused, I've already seen these other movies

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This is a sure sign that they could not afford to blow up a house for this movie. #Monsterdon

@Taweret Cheaper than filming a new one ain’t it? #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critters3

#Monsterdon #critt3rs love the clip reuse as charlie's catching the kids up

#Monsterdon Tribbles?

This is more than enough backstory from the original Critters movie #monsterdon

Three episodes into the Critters series and we're already doing a clip show…

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

If you have ✅ Bicycle, check it off! Woot. #Monsterdon

Just in case we didn't watch the other 2!
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And now he's a nobody again. And crazy. #Monsterdon #Critters3

#Monsterdon ah yes the standard weird skinny guy in a flappy hat trope. The things we've lost to time.

did this happen in a previous movie? it's a very confusing montage that isn't catching me up at all

#monsterdon

thank god they did the recap i was just reading the wiki synopsis page trying to remember who the redeemed drunkard interstellar bounty hunter redneck was #monsterdon

is this movie gonna be a clip show

#Monsterdon

@kshernandez Trust me.

#Monsterdon

ah, some flashbacks for those of us who blocked the previous two movies from our memory.

#monsterdon

Crazy prospector Andrew Divoff from Oblivion (1994) has arrived!

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are they gonna show the supermodel girl in the flashback? 🥴
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It's just an early drone

#Monsterdon #Critters3

"they're here! the furries!" #monsterdon

CLIP SHOW

BOOO

#monsterdon

I think this guy watched Mad Max a few too many times. Where is his gyrocopter?

#Monsterdon

huh, this film could afford surround sound. neat.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

I seen a thang. In the sky. It were a clip episode! #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Last time on #critters #Monsterdon

I've lost track of the Critters lore, is this the original guy or the alien in his form? #Monsterdon

This flashback brought to you by the need to fill ten minutes. #Monsterdon #Critters3

I forgot about him! #Monsterdon

Did… did the town drunk just get catapulted out of a hole?

I…

I…

…

Why‽

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

my "it's a real town with real people" sign is raising a lot of questions already answered by my sign #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The 90's did not treat that Ghostbuster very well

#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

I'm confused by the multiple earflaps

yay recap flashback time!

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CHIEF CRITE CAPTOR, REPORTING FOR DUTY!!

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do i think this is some kind of joke. sir, you were just launched from beneath a pile of sticks with a headlamp and some kind of wire around your neck, claiming to know of "real towns" and "real people."

#monsterdon

"You think this is some kind of joke?"

"It DID say 'Chiodo Brothers' in the title cards, yeah."

#monsterdon #critters4

I managed to figure out that the little boy isn’t Leonardo DiCaprio all on my own #Monsterdon

Well hello Charlie!

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

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Is this LAZLO?! (Real Genius, 1987)

Oh it's that beloved franchise character, played by actor who didn't have anything else going on

#Monsterdon

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wow this got very Ernest Scared Stoopid very quickly

oh right, the alcoholism
#monsterdon

angy tribels ate this movie

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Charlie made more sense when he was still on the sauce. #Monsterdon #Critters3

#Monsterdon This guy is way too kempt to be real.

@apLundell probably has one of those flip number charts number of days since last restraining order

#monsterdon

was he hiding in a culvert!? lol

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Stop shouting at the kids, it's not helping your case dude..

Leo isn't impressed.

#Monsterdon

Please let this be one of the mole people

A movie about critters needs mole people

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Inspector Gadget in ANOTHER Monsterdon movie, wild

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Well, this movie could afford a cameo. I'm impressed.

#monsterdon #critt3rs

Oh no, continuity

#monsterdon #critters3

Is that the helicopter pilot from Mad Max?

#Monsterdon

Was not expecting that jump scare. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Di Caprio hasn't changed his hairstyle in 40 years?

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Hi Charlie!! #Monsterdon #Critters3

Usually I'm all about the wacky inventor character.

I dunno about this guy, though.

#monsterdon

Preppers before they went mainstream. #Monsterdon

That was the worst Wilhelm scream I've ever heard

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#Critters3

#Monsterdon

Yes. The exact kind of help everyone wants when changing a tire. /s

where did all these extra kids come from #monsterdon

Verily, the Stick™ is the most important aspect of walking in a forest.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

@SRLevine heh

To be fair they cost like $10

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@davesdogmaggie Not sure that's accurate. #Monsterdon #Critters3

@starkraving666

There must be payoffs to keep getting these sequels on the voting list.

Anyway, we can watch all 7 then discuss the pros and cons of the entire franchise.

#Monsterdon

...what?

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nice stick #monsterdon

this must be very close to when i started buying Boys With Heart Shaped Bangs magazine #Monsterdon

Wait… was that kid making those noises? #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critters3

"What are you some kind of pervert or something?"

What kind of opening line is that? and like 2 seconds later, she's fine with him and let's play frisbee.
#monsterdon