How far did he throw that frisbee?

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god, he was 16 or so when this was filmed

team babyface

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This scene brought to you by Mug Root Beer. #Monsterdon #Critters3

the goonies are gonna meet the crites.

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We have quite a bit of leftover Halloween candy. I really REALLY should not be eating all of it. #Monsterdon #Critters3

"Tournament frisbee" why would you give a kid a fancy frisbee to play with?

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WHY WHERE THERE SO MANY 80s FILMS WHERE CHILDREN FALL DOWN RAVINES!? WAS THERE A FAD!?

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SPOILER ALERT! #monsterdon

tbf i'm only calling him 'leo' because it's shorter to type

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It is the pink ship! It has come for us! We are saved...

That was such a beautiful throw that went nowhere near the chains. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Leonardo DiCaprio in his finest role!
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#monsterdon the make-up lady got this guy's mustache exactly shitty enough

"Sometimes life really sucks" -Rich guy to the poor guy as he slurps down his mint juleps. #Monsterdon #Critters3

That guy with the yellow outfit reminds me of my stepdad. #Monsterdon

look at that side-mesh segment trucker cap with the braid, what a glorious time for costumes department #monsterdon

We don't need no stinkin' badgers!! #Monsterdon

okay I swear this is a magical levitating frisbee

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@RobynGoodfellow

Who'd win in a fight?

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lol oh good. I thought the tiny kid was Leo. #monsterdon #critters3

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Ah. Baby DiCaprio sighted.

trust me, if they were that rich

they would not be in a public rest area

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Lucky they got a flat hour so close to a camper parking spot.

gee, that was predictable #monsterdon

Interesting that Leo's first scene in a movie has someone accusing him of making moves on someone inappropriately young

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@diazona ~~snake!~~ crite! it's a crite! it's a...

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I like how you can identify all of us girls who were middle schoolers when Titanic came out just by our use of "Leo" #monsterdon #critters3

#Monsterdon Badgers, you say? *jumps off the cliff*

And and episode of Trailer Park Boys just broke in

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So, uh, is there chromatic abberation with those leaves or is it just my copy?

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badgers?

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Holy shit, DiCaprio is younger than most of his girlfriends…

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Little know fact:

None of tonight’s actors were ever in another movie.

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#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

the only thing I've ever liked Leo in was 'what's eating Gilbert Grape'.

nice j jonah jameson moustache there

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yeah. yeah it does.

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ah and there's Leo with a PSA

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Ugh, this Leonardo kid is terrible, his career's going nowhere #Monsterdon

#monsterdon that is a Dan Flash's shirt but not a really expensive one

Ayyyyy Leonardo DiCaprio??? #Monsterdon

"You! Hands off! You some kind of a groomer or something?!"

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Well... he is now. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Shocking it took Titanic for him to make it big and not Critter 3
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STICK! STICK!

DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

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I remember the overalls fashion trend of 91. We wore them with only one strap affixed, like the morons we were. #Monsterdon

She can sense Leo's aura #monsterdon

that's a LOT of yellow

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That kid calling a kid "kid"

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THERE'S THE BOY

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DiCaprio in the house. Err, outside.

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WOOOOO #monsterdon #critters3

*breathy gasp*

leoo

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post it! post it!@ it's hime!!!!! #monsterdon

oh ho! he's earlier than i thought!

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WE HAVE LEO

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get yerself some pop 'cause

YOU AIN'T MY REAL DAD!

that's right kids, now go get yerself some

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"Dad, mom's been dead for two years. Get over it. Find some tramp to shack up with like normal dads."

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oh there's leo. oh no i sense prepubescent romantic interests

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Mom's been dead for 2 years. *Kid frolicking joyfully* #Monsterdon

I’m suss about where this flying disc went.

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in a world where the child-actor industrial complex was so weak that child actors were a death sentence for every movie because all they could do is just basically recite lines from a script at the appropriate time #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🎶 On the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch 🎶

This parking lot is in the Santa Monica mountains… I’ve been there. #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critters3

Sees nature: "Hey, I like this place. Maybe we could build some houses!"

Now that's the spirit of America right there!

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oof that frisbee was not thrown with enough spin to fly like that

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My first #Monsterdon! Critters 3! Watch it with us! We just started! Tubi! Free! Go now! Mute this hashtag if you don't want to! Have fun!

Okay, had some issues but back on track for #monsterdon

#monsterdon hey! a wasteland! i like this place!

The Gilligan's Island economy runs entirely on bamboo and coconuts, and I don't see any of those. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Okay, *there's* leo

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I remember having Big Rock Candy Mountain on a kid's record, and they were "peppermint trees", and I didn't find out about the cigarette trees and the railyard dogs with rubber teeth and the [redacted] until much later

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@hollie You'll still be better off than someone who started with 4 #monsterdon

bah i am late! stupid cooking #monsterdon

Huh. Lost of hubcap......
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And the hubcap is back.

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Okay. So I'm in for #Critters3

Looks like they spared some serious expense with that title card. 🤦‍♂️😆

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Oh, Chiodo brothers. Glad you never took yourself seriously.

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WE HAVE LIFDOFF

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#Monsterdon Fix Or Repair Daily

Kid, we got ourselves an inciting incident #Monsterdon

Did their tyre like...actually explode...with fire?

Pretty bad omen right there #Monsterdon

is leo here yet. i'm movie face blind

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How lost am I going to be not having seen Critters 1 and 2? #Monsterdon

"yup, that's a flat tire"

i'm calling it now.

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Was that an explosive in the tire? #Monsterdon

...there's a ball of fur it called me a slur on the Big Rock Critter Mountain

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well dang cleetus got banged

nobody else gonna get banged in this movie

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AT least the #ChiodoBrothers are back for this one!

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Ah yes… back when we didn’t have all that government intrusion forcing us to wear seatbelts… #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critters3

It is VERY STRANGE hearing "Big Rock Candy Mountain" in a context that _isn't_ the opening credits of O Brother Where Art Thou.

Which, by the way, is a much better movie.

(I am convinced of this despite having just seen two minutes of this one, so far.)

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created by the chode bros #monsterdon

Wait, that blonde child isn't Dicaprio...pointless....

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Oh Brother Where Art Thou starts with the same song. #Monsterdon #Critters3

#Monsterdon #critt3rs woo

that pickup failed smogging.

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Awww, look at this wholesome family moment!

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here we see the actors just having a good time, having not yet read the script.

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Nina Axelrod? Wasn’t she in the Clinton administration? #monsterdon

We'll see if I can follow the plot considering the devastating impact of not having ever seen Critters I or Critters II.

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This is my jam

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