Critts really don't like bunnies uh?
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Oh wow. This isn't a good movie, is it?

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

What the fuck is that cord she's tangled in?

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Still not watching the movie, but apparently the best thing about the movie is the excuse to use every DiCaprio meme ever #Monsterdon

There's only one way to get rid of varmints #Monsterdon

You pervert, jacking off your... green... jizz all over my bra.

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Is the movie called "Varments"? No. You got Critters. #Monsterdon #Critters3

lol, Critters freaking out at slippers...

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Now this neighbor has sensible, comfy, fluffy shoes. I approve.

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yes let's get the critters addicted to doughnuts

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Filmed in FUZZY SLIPPER VISION ™️

#monsterdon #critt3rs

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Yes kids, that was the only athletic activity on TV, bowling.

Ran for dang near the whole Sunday programming, 10a to 5p. They were short days them Sundays.

just bury the crites in donuts!

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@klu9 The guy they met in the woods earlier said 1984

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Realizing that I am closer in age to Aimee Brooks than the adults, but now relating more to the adults. #Monsterdon

@bstacey
86
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THat kid's shirt says Lunar Landing Team and now I have questions..

Aimee Books (the actress playing the young girl) is 50 years old now.

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Wait, was the first "incident" in '84 or '86?

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No upper limit to mentioning the Easter Bunny incident

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lol we get two _different_ ways to recap the previous Critters-es.

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@gnomon Maybe they couldn't license the Tetris song. 😅

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SPORT,

BUDDY,

PAL

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Wait. An easter BUNNY suit is a suit a bunny wears at Easter. The sheriff was wearing an EASTER bunny suit.

Grandpa researched the previous movies, I see.

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Apparently critters can fly #monsterdon #critters3

the Easter bunny thing from the earlier movie was pretty fun ngl

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@SnoopJ it's _really_ not making Tetris noises.

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Did anyone's actual (step)dad actually ever call them 'sport'?

@klu9 @SnoopJ vampire Crites

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Someday, Gilbert, all of this will be yours

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Funny how that one critter keeps hanging out under the laundry chute

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I love how none of the characters are morally ambiguous. Angels or demons, all of them! #Monsterdon

No critters were hurt in the making of this... oh nevermind
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oh nice, tuned in right for Sonic the Furball #monsterdon

Sonic the Critter!

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"What is eatin him?" HEYOOOO good one

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This only made possible by the flashbacks. #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs

Yes. We need more critters. #monsterdon

I love when they roll at the camera.

#Monsterdon #Critters3

it wasn't even a good death and I don't care. it got him

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I guess Frankie is not getting a redemption arc after all! #Monsterdon

Damn it Frankie don't bleed all over everyone's laundry

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At least he'll die wearing the required pieces of flair. #Monsterdon

oh finally. good riddance #monsterdon

yes, yes, eat him through his guts!

That'll happen to all Queerphobes come the Revolution....

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That's not a bra you put in the washing machine #Monsterdon

Finally!!!!

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nice work, critter!

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy

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YESSSSSS

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the real horror of basement laundromat!

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Annie goes on to get her PhD in psychology and writes a classic text on parentified children

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Wait who lets their super do their laundry? Especially of their unmentionables?

When is this dude gonna eat it (be eaten).

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those shoes were the best thing to happen in this movie so far.

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Pro tip, kids: when you're buying buttons for your punk vest, buy a few of bands you like, and not just a buncha smarmy junk from Spencer's.

#Monsterdon

please no fat jokes please no fat jokes

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@Lazarou omg this is weird

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#Monsterdon Gen X doing Boomer parental duties represent!

yum #monsterdon

Frank goes to visit his pet rats and have an evil phone call. He talks about getting rid of Frank and that the apartment needs a fire, and we see a red eyed thing in his rat cage that he tells to go upstairs.

I guess Frank's evil scheme is to wreck the apartment and profit somehow... maybe selling it to an evil rich guy someway, and this is bad because people live in this apartment and people need places to live.

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Lotta family batter leading up to something

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#Critters3 just passed the Bechdel test, and I'm pretty sure this white guy is going to be the first one to die. Astonishing lack of tropes so far.

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He’s doing an impression of an actor doing an impression of a New Yorker.

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Grampa is confusing the Grand Canyon with Area 51 #monsterdon

what does his button say? "I'm not completely worthless" something?

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I have high hopes that Frank is going to improvise a weapon for us! #Monsterdon

Ick, that combover. No thanks.

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Isn't that Happy Gilmore's Grandma? #Monsterdon #Critters3

@pngwen probably as close as you're gonna get 😛

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All things considered those little Datsun pickups were built like tanks I guess #Monsterdon

"Sorry. No brakes. Something I can do?"
"Yeah. Get your brakes fixed."
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I keep thinking the Menges are called the Meninges

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Go on frankie, go into the basement and get eaten...

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Not the Datsun?!?! #Monsterdon

Only Critters In The Building

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"We have Cheech Marin at home."

Cheech Marin at home: that guy Mario with the glasses and light blue shirt

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Frankie: You're killing me!

FORESHADDOWING!

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I'm having the realization that I don't think I've ever seen Critters and have no knowledge about this universe.

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He's got a real discount George Michael look going on. #Monsterdon #Critt3rs

"My precious eggs!"

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how did they make Frank's hair do that?

Also why.

“Outa order.” Not too stereotpical 🙄 #Monsterdon

I know who I want to die
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@diazona A good bit would be to have a movie take place in the flint hills specifically.

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ooh, the chick that walks like a man! Marsha! Already loving her.

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who are these people

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Frankie can be the first to be eaten

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Grover?

That tank is much too small for a fish of that size. It better be for transport only and not its long term home.

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nothing bad better happen to that goldfish

one fish WAS harmed in the making of this movie

(because they put it in one of those bowls)

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It's 45 yo Cheech!
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Ominous gooey eggs! And right outside of Grover’s Bend … #Monsterdon

GROVERS BEND

Do they, now?

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I do not trust that 'handyman' guy

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Watching #Monsterdon Critters 3 on my ancient CRT TV.

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Is that a coolant leak? #Monsterdon Yes, it's a coolant leak.

Shouldn't the crystal be glowing by now?

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