Yes! Kill your father and ascend to godhood!

#MOnsterdon

The quill poison makes you forget stuff?

#monsterdon

lol, ALL aliens love Human pop culture...

#Monsterdon

lol, 'Landlords' up there with Cops for baddies to this crowd

#MOnsterdon

Did you forget that Critters can shoot quills?

That’s okay, Critters also forget that they can shoot quills.

#monsterdon

Trump Snr can get eaten next

Practical Lesbian saves the day!

#Monsterdon

"They're big, they're huge, they're like badger-possums..."

"Rosie, calm down, you just saw a big rat!"

Yeah that checks out, the rats around this city are about the size of basketballs and at least roughly as spherical.

#monsterdon

Ok, that cable is a stockings air drying cable. Like a zombie getting tangled in the clothes line

#monsterdon

MONSTER CHOMP NUMERO DEUX

Basement laundry rooms are inherently terrifying, I'm sure we can all agree.

These critter puppets remain as charming as in the first film, to be honest! Practical effects: we have no choice but to stan.

#monsterdon

Critters have a ranged attack...
#Monsterdon

Badgers have been mentioned twice now

#monsterdon #critters3

Annie! Get your gun!

#Monsterdon

time for some

#monsterdon

They spined the bunny shoes!

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Huh, the detergent is useful

#monsterdon #critters3

I do love the Critter puppets

#monsterdon

@Binder Her fuck giving days are over....#monsterdon

Laundry lady goes to the basement to get her laundry, finding some green slime on her bra with she thinks Frank did somehow (false) because he's pervert (true). She yells at him, then she's attacked by multiple mouthy fuzzballs. She spills soap on the floor and then is swarmed. They eat her adorable bunny slippers.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #critt3rs the bunny slippers are a nice touch

Grandpa doing his own research.

#monsterdon

We learn that the evil voice that Frank was talking to was the mysterious guy in yellow, who is now wearing an Ominous America Colored Sweater. Evil Sweater Man was trying to call Frank to complete the evil scheme, but Frank was eaten so his call goes to the fuzzballs instead, who decline to respond. Evil Sweater Man decides he must do the evil deed himself instead of relying on his incompetent henchman.

#monsterdon

@Taweret yes… weird. My grandparents had one, but it was a single family home. #Monsterdon #CrittersCrittersCritters #Critt3rs

Oh, they Spindash, nice. Not exactly Green Hill Zone, but... #Monsterdon

It'd be great if the Critter did laundry and everyone just let him stick around

Like we all need to find out paths in life

#Monsterdon #Critters3

Ahhhh, so that's how Leo comes back into the story....

#MOnsterdon

*bonk*

#monsterdon #critters3

@diazona
#Monsterdon world!

@JoeWynne in the real world or in #Monsterdon world?

lol, the TV was the thing keeping him sane...

#Monsterdon

yessssssssssssssssssss

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

  ⏲️ 30-minute poll 👾

#MonsterdonScience

Not much trivia for tonight' feature, but Monsterdon covers the world.

A recent update from Chernobyl shows that local dogs have exhibited unusually quick mutations. What do mutated dogs do next?

#Monsterdon

So... the premise here is Frank is actually releasing the rats to drive out tennants?

What the heck hat is this? Is he headed off to a civil war reenactment?
#monsterdon

Dad can't deal with reality, he's eatin' his pasta....

#Monsterdon

Haha this greasy little weirdo has the richest backstory of any character so far. #Monsterdon

chekov's tarts

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #critt3rs chekov's alien graveyard

Whoa it's been a minute since I've seen a movie with Frances Bay in it

#Monsterdon

I have found *one* good thing about this movie: it is only 85 minutes long.
#Monsterdon

Grover's Bend is now in Arizona

#monsterdon #critters3

#Monsterdon 🦔 🦔 🦔 🌃 🏙️ 👦🩸😱!

20 minutes in and I have absolutely no stake in anyone or anything in this movie

This is a lot of set up. #Monsterdon

We get some new characters as we visit Bulk and Skulk in an apartment block; I think they're doing a crime while Skulk pretends to be handyman, but maybe he's actually a handyman.

He is carrying a fishbowl outside the flat, when a butch lesbian appears on her motorcycle. Her name is Marsha, Skulk makes a pass at her then she jokes that he has a small penis she we need a microscope to see, which was a sick burn in 1991. Then Bulk walks outside carrying a mattress for reasons.

#monsterdon

So when is Frank gonna fight Dick Tracy

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ literally what is this character and scene #monsterdon

I recognize the handyman. 90's lifer. Don't recall seeing him recently. #monsterdon

#monsterdon

Kermit's Cliff is just off to the right.

People in this movie are absurdly good at reading Leo

#Monsterdon

Don't feed him, he'll only come back later in the film!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon checkov's butt plug

@ProngSprong_nCloven #monsterdon

uhh... "La Pelicula de Recaps de la Momia Azteca k Pelea contra el Robot" ?

#Monsterdon
Excellent sibilants, Mini Leo.

This recap just makes me want to watch Critters 2 again!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Showing all the best scenes from a different movie is a brave move.

Now we've seen the monster and have our expectations set pretty high.

Flashback to another equally bad movie
#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

Welcome to
@monstercollie
who is celebrating there first Monsterdon

flashback to a film with a larger budget!

#monsterdon

Daylight Savings Time got me messed up so I won't be joining #Monsterdon this week :pensive_cowboy:

Hopefully next week, but for sure the week after that. I'll try to convince my roommate to join me, but he usually goes to bed about this time ...

Fun fact: Leo's shirt is a Magic Eye image of a Critter

(not really)

#Monsterdon

Oh yeah, Charlie. I think he did better in zero G. #Monsterdon

@floatybirb

Chad, he's Chad. Margot is in the camper.
#Monsterdon

uh oh, the comic relief has arrived

Well hey Charlie!

#Monsterdon

SPROING!

#monsterdon

Once again, every movie villain in the 80s and 90s was Donald Trump ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Monsterdon

...What Republican production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show did THIS guy crawl out of? #Monsterdon

AHHHHH!!!

There he is!

DiCaprio!

Such an early 90s top!

#Monsterdon

This #monsterdon starts with a family singing Big Rock Candy Mountain while they drive a camper-equipped truck on a road trip. The family includes dad (blue hat), son (lime hat) and daughter (no hat).

They get a flat tire and then pull over to a rest stop to stop. The daughter suggests building a house on the empty grass which is a thought I often have whenever I see empty grass by a parking lot. We learn the mom is dead.

AAAAAH RUN

#Monsterdon

badger badger badger?

#monsterdon #critters3

This is what we in Britain call a "dogging site"

#Monsterdon

This movie seems campy

#Monsterdon

@cs@sdf.org I saw 1 & 2 through #monsterdon and honestly, I don't remember much of either.

I'm gonna go ahead and assume that this is a waste of a perfectly good DiCaprio.

#Monsterdon #Critt3rs

Ah New Line Cinema. What a great era for mutant weirdness. #Monsterdon #Critters3

Representing Lemmy, Mastodon's fediverse sibling! #monsterdon

https://lemmy.world/post/38133398

I am boycotting this week's #Monsterdon because you cannot hoodwink me into watching a third fucking Critters movie. I'm on to you and I am having none of it.

PRESS PLAY #monsterdon #critters3

And awaaaaay we go. #Monsterdon #Critters3

LASER EYES!!!

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

Get you someone to look at you like Brian Thompson looks at beetles.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

@strangefour #monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

it's not bad. On Lemmy we're doing this thing where we're reading it a day at a time (bc it's epistolary over a couple months.)

@strangefour #monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

yes! how could they not find another Evil Ed?!

I hate to say it, but I kinda miss Evil Ed.
Charlie is better in this movie, but something is missing. I guess the extra henchmonsters around the vampire lady adds something new.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

"It's stale city"

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

farting #monsterdon #frightnight2

this character's got some great lines, but the actress isn't quite pulling it off...

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

Always double check with a mirror guys. Remember last movie?
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

@starkraving666 #monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

"Lawnmower Man"

lmao you know she just pulled that out of her pussy. like starting a lawnmower #Monsterdon #FrightNight2

woah, slow down there, Charlie! CONSENT?

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

"look how pale he is!"

"that's racist, Charlie!"

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

"The password is... fidelio!"

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

this dude had to look like he's ready to teach a Classics seminar.

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

@diazona @starkraving666 #monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

oh... maybe....

So a judgy paranoid white guy is stalking some local PoC who just moved into the neighborhood and is judging they mildly BDSM ways.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2

Trivia: the working title was Kitty Genovese: The Movie #Monsterdon #FrightNight2

this is the slowest car chase ever.

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

@strangefour #monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongCritters

isn't there a member of AC/DC named that? #MaximumCrittersDrive

Brian Thompson! That's the big guy's name. He's one of those "hey that guy" guys who' s name I always forget.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight2