"they're to DIE for!" #monsterdon

Brad is like a generic, failed Marty McFly.
#monsterdon

so is brad still a pyromaniac?
#monsterdon

if i said "breasts" in that situation i would simply yeet myself out of the car and never be seen again

#Monsterdon

"kind of like a Jimmy Olsen with breasts" yeah it's an 80s movie

#monsterdon #Critters2

Is there anybody left on earth in this movie that doesn't have a punchable face? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Shut up Wesley! ;)

They have a Mooby’s in this town?!

#monsterdon #critters2

Can just say BEER. #monsterdon

'Wesley' is the tough guy's name?
#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai I guess Charlie's been teaching them?

#Monsterdon

Critters, please kill this creep. #monsterdon

LOL @ at teenage boy not impressing girl with stupid mouth

#Monsterdon

Oh good. Eddie Deezen. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Wesley, I've got to go to work!
As... you... wiiiiish.

at the... hungry... wait wait, what???? this guy behind the counter... so many things in this scene i think my brain just short circuited. #monsterdon

@ricci pssst: "eggconomy" was right there…😜

#monsterdon

why are we getting characterization for the bounty hunters, they do not need characterization, they are bounty hunters. they have one goal and that is to hunt the critters. what we do need is to see a bunch of the critters rolling around like little tumbleweeds again #monsterdon

people of #monsterdon ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Deezen

"you can't live in the wrong self"

DAMN well said

#monsterdon

Maurice is my favorite character on Northern Exposure, I hate capitalism but I love Loud Texas Millionaire as a character trope #monsterdon

Wait, they took these guys' memories as well as their faces?

#monsterdon #critters2

oh look, i immediately hate this guy

#Monsterdon

...is this a setup for Bounty Hunters from The Centerfold? #monsterdon

“I’m taking your beer and your porn and I’m gonna go masturbate and you can’t stop me you sumbitch!”

#Monsterdon

Follow the trail of playboys

#monsterdon #critters2

I hate teenagers…played by men in their mid-to-late 20's…😛

#monsterdon

@jmjm pages stuck together 🤮 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon that guy was a teenager?

The days of analog porn #monsterdon

fuck all that guys THE! PINBALL! MACHINE! #monsterdon

Those eggs are worth like $15M in today's egg economy

#monsterdon

@Violinknitter Putting it in the Ozarks would help to justify the terrain a bit better

#monsterdon #critters2

#Monsterdon "and a couple of these!"

Eww. Those look used.

This is not an antique shop in Kansas City, this is a flea market in rural Missouri #Monsterdon

I can squint at this guy and imagine if Richard Kind was in this movie. #monsterdon

something something price of eggs something #monsterdon

@Lazarou This isn't so much a dog as a mop with a cute nose. 😃 #monsterdon

I'm reminded I didn't check DoesTheDogDie. #Monsterdon #Critters2

I like there has been aftermath since the Critter Incident

Consequences, broken lives, resentment....

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👽 👽 🚀 🚀🍽️ 🍽️😱 😱

Just gonna note there was a deep forest green VW Beetle in those opening scenes and I hope someone still takes care of that beauty

Stephen King reference FTW!

#Monsterdon

Mmmm. Paste! #Monsterdon #critters2themaincourse

#Monsterdon denim on denim

@kshernandez Everything about that lady is awesome. I bet she could assemble a B-52 singlehandedly. #monsterdon

#monsterdon
Woah, there's actually continuity between the films?

I was expecting it to be a cash-in sequel where they just reuse the monster puppets.

I maintain that this is an awesome hairdo #monsterdon

@Lazarou Definitely more thought than I have put into this 😂

#Monsterdon

can't park, also doesn't care about the car parked next to her. perfect. #monsterdon

What a dismount!

#Monsterdon #Critters2

When he said "these things ain't worth dick" was he referring to the green eggs, or the Critters franchise? #monsterdon

Your mother ain't worth dick neither. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon chekhov's easter egg hunt

"They ain't worth dick"

I have to ask, except I really really don't, how much dick is worth

#Monsterdon

I dunno man, dick is worth quite a bit depending on who you ask.

#Monsterdon

the lengths Americans will go to, to get eggs. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I feel like these space bounty hunters would make a great comic book. 👍

Do NOT eat those avocados! #Monsterdon #Critters2

Oof! Late for #Monsterdon. Although, I'm a bit distracted seeing if my old video capture card still works. I bought a VCR today at a retro video event

Gee, there's more eggs now than there were at the end of the first movie ...

#Monsterdon #Critters2

actually tiny xenomorph eggs, they make the cutest baby facehuggers, watch them suck on your thumb

#monsterdon #Critters2

"nobody's lived here in two years"
nobody really lived here before then either.
#monsterdon

*Weird and concerning Alien stuff

"Let's make money from it!"

This is why they leave this planet alone....

#Monsterdon

When a vehicle approaches playing rock music like that in the 80s, you know there's a badass punk driving it.

#Monsterdon

Those are bath bombs, Cletus

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon mr exposition - "previously, on critters"

#Monsterdon G-sweep! I think it was a move that WK Kellogg perfected in Battle Creek Sanitarium. Pressurized yogurt and chocolate sauce. Street name “The Brown Shout” super popular!

There are unidentified flying UFOs and there are identified flying UFOs and...

#Monsterdon

"Ain't nobody lived here in two hears."

TWO YEARS?! Get a rope.

#monsterdon

that's not brown that's green!

#monsterdon #Critters2

Yo, is that Roger from American Dad?
#Monsterdon

"Ah shit, here we go again"
#monsterdon

ILLEGAL U-TURN! #Monsterdon #critters2themaincourse

Rednecks are apparently universal #monsterdon

#monsterdon
Why do they still look like the people they copied when they were near and on Earth? (Diegetically, I mean.)

—and they shouldn't talk.

#NotMYInterstellarBountyHunters

So there's our hook: risidual Crite activity detected on Earth. Let's go!

#Monsterdon

🎶 return of the crites 🎶 #monsterdon

Charlie <3 #monsterdon

Oh I could use a good G-sweep myself right about now.

#Monsterdon #Critters2

Not quite the Big Giant Head, but pretty close! #Quark #3rdRock

#monsterdon

meanwhile everybody wanting for the return of crites is going to be very disappointed

#monsterdon #Critters2

Tim Curry's stunt double has some nice hair.. #Monsterdon

I hate that part too. #monsterdon

Also, that's quite a nippy little ship that, I like it.

#Monsterdon

i will never not love a good 80s practical creature effect

#Monsterdon

I wonder why they stuck with those faces?

The cupboard full of heads is disconcerting

"Aw fuck, back to Earth!"

#Monsterdon

I Can't Believe It's Not Facehuggers (TM) #monsterdon

The music is doing a lot of work here.

#monsterdon #Critters2

Right out the gate, we got monsters!
#Monsterdon

A bug hunt! Gotta love a movie that opens with a bug hunt!

#Monsterdon #Critters2

CUT! Oh wait it's not a movie within a movie. OR IS IT?

#monsterdon #Critters2

Oh is this part of the Star Wars extended universe, I didn't even realize

#Monsterdon

that's right we got TACTICOOL #monsterdon

Uh, what’s with the fetish getup? #Monsterdon

I am #monsterdon-ing It feels good.

now that's a monster what needs a CPAP

#monsterdon #Critters2

New Line Cinema presents We're As Surprised As Anyone Else in

#monsterdon #Critters2

It's weird how you can age a film by the studio logos at the start. Like wine tasting. Ah yes, this is an '88 New Line Cinema. Very good nose on this one. #monsterdon

The places I eat at the 'main course' is either a hamburger or a chicken sandwich. #Monsterdon

Let's see that CRITTERBALL

#Monsterdon