Was it better than Critters 1?

Yes.

Was it a good movie?

Well,

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Just shape-shift into a Crite, then get elected president of the Crites, then dismantle all of their social services

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*sincere applause* 👏 Great pick! Fun jokes. Well done, monster people. #monsterdon

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"Absolutely no critters were harmed in the making of this film!"

Yeah, getting stomped on and exploded is enrichment to critters, known zoological fact. #Monsterdon

THEY JUST LEFT CHARLIE BEHIND???

WHAT EVEN IS THIS CHARACTER ARC????? #Monsterdon

Because as we all know, Sheriff is not an elected position but rather conferred from one noble midwestern man to another, like receiving the sword from the Lady of the Lake.

Apparently. #Monsterdon

Another inflating nipple? WTF, MOVIE!!! 🤣 #Monsterdon

Chekov's titty mag. #Monsterdon

The feed zipped by so fast tonight that I missed some of the #Monsterdon Bingos. Feel free to @ me with your card if you'd ever like to receive an emoji bingo trophy with your win. 🏆

You can even line them up on your shelf, thusly: 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆

@CactuarJoe You can't wield supreme executive power based on some farcical aquatic ceremony! Has-been sheriffs tossing metal out of bus windows is no basis for a form of government!

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I'm craving a cadbury creme egg. #Monsterdon

This film implies the Critters are born with their language programmed in which is a fascinating concept...
..also that language has the word for 'cheeseburger'
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Hungry Heifer and the HH company from the Yeeti movie last week are one and the same.

They are Monsterdon's 'Acme Co'

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Hey Everyone, 'Nicole' just tried to message me something about Monsterdon...say hello!

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Some real

decisions

were made in the last half-hour of this film. :/ #Monsterdon

#monsterdon A second bounty hunter ship shows up out of nowhere and tractor-beams Ug straight out of an awkward social situation?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don’t forget folks… BE KIND, REWIND!

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Grandma hands him a kilo of weed for the road #monsterdon

On the plus side, though, you guys all have radiation poisoning now. 👍 #Monsterdon

Christians armed to the teeth with assault rifles, I'll be damned it really IS Reagan's America. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "He stays a nothing-face until he finds the right self. You can't live in the wrong self!"

incompetent bounty hunters say trans rights

If they claim those mountains are in Kansas, so help me...

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@Taweret worth it for the DiCaprio jokes and memes alone! #Monsterdon

@apLundell Intergalactic Bounty Hunter, or Sherrif of Critesville, Kansas. You decide, Charlie. #monsterdon

#monsterdon _There_ it is, there was an ejection seat in the bounty hunter ship and although Charlie couldn't figure out how to use the guns that were on the steering column where his hands were, he was able to figure out the ejection system and also wrangle a parachute landing without wrecking his ankles, knees, hips, wrists, or collarbones. Yep, cool cool cool, good going Charlie.

You can haz cheezburger. At a cost.

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HOLY SHIT LEE

WAS THAT AN ACTUAL, HONEST TO GOD PLOT TWIST!?

I AM ACTUALLY, LEGIT IMPRESSED #Monsterdon

Thank god it was “bring your tricycle to church” day
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If this was a British movie they'd be holding out in the pub, not the church....

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#Monsterdon it’s carob. It doesn’t even fucking melt. Even in the broiler. It won’t rot, nothing can live on carob.

Never trust anybody who hates dogs in a movie

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@diazona depends whose dick I would imagine #Monsterdon

@moira Old lady and Cindy talk here. Old lady thanks Cindy for helping with the eggs and gives her one as a present

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@paco would you show an Earther how the guns worked? #Monsterdon

@Lazarou "Nuke em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure" #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe They can't just leave him, he's gonna start drinking again!

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Yeah, that kinda kills the moment, huh. #Monsterdon

"Lee/Ug/Nothingface"

New 'Nicole the Fediverse Chick'

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Charlie screaming "I'm a bounty hunter!" and going in all kamikaze is one of the greatest moments in sci-fi history. #monsterdon

"This is Critters 2, sponsored by the NRA." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "We can't call for the highway patrol! The phone lines are down!"

Alternate 80s universe where radio waves do not exist? Interesting, interesting, OK. Let's think this through. Is this because radio transmitters never became popular, or because the inventors were never born? Are there airplanes in this universe, without air traffic control managing flight arcs?

You're winning me over, cranky sheriff. #monsterdon

Any excuse to get flaming torches out with this town, isn't it?

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#monsterdon That kid who just screamed did a better job of being a lookout than the twerp who just got eaten.

Oh no… we’ve lost the power of the night 🥺
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#monsterdon The best part of this movie is imagining the battalion of special effects folks who must have been standing just out of frame to toss and bowl furballs into the shot while actors and extras scatter and scream

Rolly cam! 🤩 #monsterdon

We've already got a body count as high as the first move and there's almost an hour left

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First minute back on Earth and he finds discarded pornography....'Welcome To America'

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#monsterdon _ominous shot of several notably large cows peacefully grazing_ oh don't worry, I'm sure the cows will be perfectly fine in this movie

_the Hungry Heifer jingle rings out in the distance, mildly but menacingly distorted_

“They’re from Europe.” #monsterdon

Quite a big Trans allegory coming with this movie I think "I travel blank until I find the face I feel comfortable in" , perhaps?

I forgot the human fool actually left with the Bounty Hunter, who would want to go back to Earth after all those space adventures? He no fool....

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so THATS how dirty magazines show up in the woods

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@diazona "Critters Take Manhattan" #Monsterdon

But yeah, honest to god I would've been chuffed with that movie if it hadn't fallen apart in *literally the last fifteen minutes* like that.

Just leave Charlie dead, my god, why did you bring him back just to crush his hopes and dreams like that :/ #Monsterdon

@diazona I mean, I think shrimp make their best efforts to not get fried either. #monsterdon

@paco @JoeWynne Oh Yeeti, your dreams were too big for your reality.... #Monsterdon

@srol everybody is just fucking with Charlie, how cruel is Earth? #Monsterdon

@paco But that's how we do things here in Rat's Ass, Kansas! #Monsterdon

Anyway, fucking off out of town on the bus seems like a good idea.

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We'd love to see ya

...moo. #Monsterdon

Well, the movie *had* a denoument, and then ???

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Awww, well that was good, professionally made and coherent Monsterdon stuff!

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#monsterdon I didn't expect Charlie to pilot the bounty hunter ship into the critter katamari rather than... using the weaponry on the ship that we learned about during the first movie..?

Wait, so Ug just decided to look like Charlie and that's enough for Brad to smile and for the score to shift to a major key? He's not Charlie! Charlie is still dead! That's Ug! Not cool

#monsterdon Lee did not get completely chomped after all! Last minute surprise reveal that Lee was cosplaying as an XXXL sized crite this whole time. Heroic relieved music is playing and the burger factory is on fire, but we're only 75 minutes into the runtime so I don't think we're done yet.

♫ na naaaaaaaa, na na na nanana na na na *nana naaaaa* ♪ #Monsterdon

WHAAA? #monsterdon

#monsterdon I kind of wish they had played the "Lee transforms into random other actors in the film" gag a little more completely.

Oh no! Lee got chomped! (Maybe?)

edit: oh yes, definitely chomped.

Those guns are particularly dildonic

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"I just keep coming back to the Playboy Model form, I don't know why....just feels ....right"

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Bad plot decision
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@apLundell there’s a Mexican restaurant near me that has its own commercial playing on a loop inside of the dining area

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I'm glad the Bounty Hunters continue their distaste for our Doors

Charlie is cleaned up and flying straight, why drag him back down to Earth?

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“Is that a Crite in your costume or are you just happy to see me?”

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These women didn’t bother to hard boil the eggs?!

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Grumpy Sheriff will be devoured anus first by Critters, within the Bunny suit....

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Crites babies > Muppet babies

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who's been eating french fries and ketchup on my hubcaps?
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Just repress the traumatic event that happened two years ago, pretend it's COVID...

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"Easter eggs?"

These people deserve what happens to them, Humanity will not survive in Space for long being that naïve

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Old man who exchanges booze and pornography with teenagers for alien eggs....I will not miss him

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There's room for an Orville crossover here #monsterdon

@JoeWynne those damn horny barns, all sentient beings cannot resist! #Monsterdon

Scrotumotus has spoken #monsterdon

It’s the power of the night #monsterdon #critters2

The producers of Critters 2 were like what if we do a scene where one of the critters bites the easter bunny's dick off and then the easter bunny crashes through the stained glass window of the church and dies

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I am convinced of the inevitability of Critters 3 for #Monsterdon based on this image alone

#monsterdon being that it's explicitly shown in this one I'm now wondering how the monsters from all our movies would work out fried. Granted I'd probably properly clean and bread them first.

That's another #Monsterdon in the can!

I think the first Critters movie was better, but this one was still pretty good.

Thanks so much to @Taweret for hosting, @Cherizilla for #MonsterdonBingo, and everyone else for all the fun!

There were a few named female characters… did they talk to each other? I don’t think so

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@CactuarJoe Is that pronounced "rat's ass, can's ass"?
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Planet where for funerals, they all wear masks of the recently departed....

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@apLundell Making Charlie a cop as a way to keep him from having substance abuse issues is, uh... okay, it actually works in the context of the character. But still!

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With the energies involved in Interstellar flight, crashing the starship into the town would have been like Yellowstone going off.....at least.

Oh Charlie!

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@gortbrown

[Natalie Portman meme]

Lee is alive too, right?

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Thanks friends don't forget your hungry heifer burgers hit you on the ass on the way out or whatever #monsterdon #critters2

wow i didn't really like critters 1 all that much but this movie was spectacular. i'm glad they got to do all the dog shit they couldn't get to in the first movie #monsterdon