@jonny Maybe it's because he trashed their spaceship. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

He has to go, his planet needs him. #monsterdon

From now on, we will say: "Ugh, it's Charlie." #monsterdon

#monsterdon _extremely "the cops have themselves an RV" voice from Die Hard_ the crites have themselves a piranha katamari

That's a ✅ Dramatic Reveal indeed. #monsterdon

Just detected a 4th joke with the giant ball o critters running over that guy and stripping him clean of his meat

#monsterdon

okay, the crittermari rolling over someone and just straight up vacuuming the flesh of f them is great

#Monsterdon

"Thanks err, but in our culture it's considered impolite to adopt the face of the recently departed...."

#Monsterdon

YAAAAAAY FEDICHICK CRITTERBALL

#monsterdon #Critters2

Oh shit! I called it! https://mastodon.social/@ohiofi/114214904238940653

#monsterdon #critters2

I like that argument. I too like that cheeseburgers have no bones
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon rollin rollin rollin, keep those doggies rollin'

@paco give you a hint. three letters, and they're all "K" #monsterdon

I'm not eating burgers for a while now....

#Monsterdon

I love reading all your #monsterdon posts, while not watching the movie 💖

I can believe that only would this town blame the kid for the aliens but also need the Sheriff to pull a gun on them to get their attention

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ug, win one for the Zipper!

#Monsterdon I’m so excited to see you. *weapon extends mechanically*

Are they using the blonde children as bait?

A Monsterdon classic!

#Monsterdon

aw, she looked better with the glasses on! #monsterdon

Red sky at night, Critters delight.
Red sky at morn, more critters are born.
#monsterdon

"Who's gonna pay for all this"
Welcome to corporate USA...
#Critters2 #monsterdon

@arrjay please let it end with a New York, New York song and dance number!

#monsterdon #critters2

The Krites in the first movie were intelligent convicted criminals who escaped prison. This little monsters are just very hungry uneducated toddlers.
#Monsterdon #Critters2

bounty hunting is a cure for alcoholism?

i can see it.

#monsterdon #Critters2

The bounty hunters learned air defense from Gamera, apparently

#monsterdon #critters2

the staple!
took me a minute 🤣
#monsterdon

Idk, I'm kinda on the cop's side here.

Well, ex-cop.

#Monsterdon

"i'm haulin' ass" the smartest man in this movie. #monsterdon

I’m not a fan of Cadbury Slime Eggs.

#Monsterdon #Critters2

@socketwench Critters 2 is to Easter as Die Hard is to Christmas. #monsterdon

@LK_877 And you don't have to pay the dog. #Monsterdon

There were so many better candidates for first to go. Why the dog?
#monsterdon

Spawn-camping Jesus, are we?

#monsterdon #critters2

You can show a human sex tourist being eaten by creatures, but not the dog. This isn't Euro-horror...

#Monsterdon

"Bradley's Box Of Evidence"

Never give up, don't let them rewrite history

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Nana gives out Circus Peanuts for Halloween. She’s a monster!

"KCK or KCMO?" Overland Park, but I like that they looked at a map.

#monsterdon #critters2

Ewww, American Chocolate....think I'd take the Alien egg instead thanks!

#Monsterdon

Beer brand beer... my fave. #monsterdon

Eating paste to get a solid BM

#monsterdon #critters2

"You been eatin red meat"
did nanna taste him?
#Monsterdon

And he’s bad, bad, Bradley Brown
The baddest boy in the whole damn town

#Monsterdon #Critters2

Grover's Bend has been traumatized by this child.

Apparently.

#monsterdon

Good news everyone… when the house reassembled, it also reassembled Billy Zane
#monsterdon #critters2

thems critter eggs

#monsterdon

Raptor eggs #monsterdon #jurassicpark

#monsterdon Ah, so in this one we're supposed to believe that one bounty hunter is competent and the other is foolish? OK, OK, I see the idea. I don't buy it, but I see it.

@Newpa_Hasai their careers were ruined after Critters 1. #monsterdon

@paco And I thought they smelled bad… on the inside! #monsterdon

We join MTF-θ-6, already in progress

#monsterdon #critters2

You know this movie has production values when the title gets chomped in multiple bites

#Monsterdon

I heard that in this one Arlo gets turned into a frog! #wrongfrogs

#Critters2 #monsterdon

@paco don't hate that idea either TBH. #monsterdon

@paco it's a real downer ending when you think about it. #Monsterdon

@diazona is there one? Because I'm down too. #monsterdon

Okay, two was plenty 😆. But thanks, as always to host, @Taweret and to bingo artist @Cherizilla. Another fine #Monsterdon is in the can!

@Copperplate interesting...

Octaman would probably be good fried

Godzilla maybe not

Anything from any movie titled "Invasion of ...", definitely not

Of course this is all theoretical because it's not like they would ever let themselves wind up in a position to be fried

#Monsterdon

mm, critters 3 seems to be just Charlie hunting down the rest of the Critters with a new Typical American Family in tow. big Pirates of the Caribbean 4 vibes. #monsterdon

Charlie might have been better off dead than back on Earth with nothing but his memories of Galactic wonders a Sheriffs badge and a lot of questions....

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👽 👽 🚀 🚀🍽️ 🍽️😱 😱

I am mad that they ate the dog and the cows but grateful to @Taweret for hosting @JoeWynne for the trivia, and @Cherizilla for the bingo ---
-- and mostly to all the Monsterdonians who make it so fun 💞 🍿 👋

When #Monsterdon is over, does anyone else feel like you just got off a rollercoaster?

my tubi recommendations are so fucked up now lol, thanks #monsterdon

Now *that* was a great #Monsterdon ! And, surprisingly, an actually kind of good movie, relatively speaking.

Never forget that cheeseburgers have no bones

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting! I needed this today.

Remember "you don't say nothin about this to nobody"

I think that's 4 negatives, which means you do say something about this to somebody? Oh no... I've gone cross-eyed.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I understand if you buy the Critterion Collection version of the Critters films you also get a promotional merkin.

yeah, hungry heifer theme song in the credits was a stroke of genius, but i do wish it had been Lee pretending to be the Big Leader Critter, and then Charlie could actually sacrifice himself for the betterment of all humanity. a touching reunion scene between Ug and Lee in the church afterwards would be incredible. #monsterdon

At the Huuuungry Heifer~
We won't give yoooooou~
A bum steer!
#Monsterdon #Critters2

#Monsterdon trying to get there before someone else gets there first.

#Monsterdon just saying....

#Monsterdon overall though this was *great*. absolutely solid sequel, made good use of continuity and characters. dropped good hints about things coming, had great critters going wild effects and dead-eaten folks, and some silly space weapons. everything i could ask for <3

big thanks to our host @Taweret and to viewers like you for making every Sunday evening Funday :D

What are the odds that the real Grovers Bend has a monument to the Critters franchise? #monsterdon

Much fun. Thanks #Monsterdon gang. For more bad movie goodness #MondayActionMovie tomorrow at 8 P ET has a steaming pile of Roy Scheider if you're interested/available......Take care. See ya soon.

@moira lol, 'Art' #Monsterdon

@bstacey HE IS RISEN INDEED!

#monsterdon

great, so now Charlie's back to being an unemployed loser, instead of a glamorous bounty hunter. #monsterdon

The bromance between Charlie and Ug has me verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves.

#Monsterdon

This makes it even weirder the way everyone was like "Well, Charlie is dead, but we have a new one now, so it's alright." #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Man, kid almost lost his teenaged kiss virginity.

Sheriff: "No, kiss her now while we all watch!"

@nhgeek More plausible than spinach-cashew cake being a thing

#Monsterdon

Careful Arlo! You frog now

#monsterdon #critters2 #wrongfrogs

Finally a body count! I LOVE the skeletonizing gag. Such a simple special effects thing and so effective. #Monsterdon #Critters2

lol, is that how being a Sheriff works, the other Sheriff just throws you a badge and winks and that's all the paperwork there is?

#Monsterdon

Stop kissing yourself, Charlie, Stop kissing yourself #monsterdon

If only Charlie had learned how the guns worked. I think his bounty hunter amigos didn't trust him enough to show him how the guns worked. #monsterdon

I hoped for Charlie's sake for a directed energy weapon mounted on the ship, but alas, it was death by putting his face into the crite ball at high speed.

#monsterdon
#Critters2

"And that's the story of Easter" #monsterdon #critters2

Oh wait maybe it'll be charlie rising again in the 3rd day

#monsterdon

they still have that entropy reverser remote.

#monsterdon #critters2

Chuck coulda just shot a laser at them, but noooo #monsterdon

Did charlie just do a dr. strangelove?

#monsterdon

this is peak cinema

#Monsterdon

There's Power in a union! - Billy Bragg
#Monsterdon

Critter Ball!!! FTW! This is one of the best things to happen in any #Monsterdon. #Critters2

CRITE MEGA BALL COMES OUT OF NOWHERE TO ENTER THE TOP 10 #MONSTERDON MOMENTS OF ALL TIME

Crittamari Damacy!

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

Hooray, the hamburger plant exploded! Now we're all unemployed! #Monsterdon

You know these creatures were literally born yesterday, right? How do they know (a) what cheeseburgers are, (b) that they have no bones, and (c) how to talk!?
#monsterdon

the alpha critter must be 3x larger than the betas

#monsterdon