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"They're coming back!"

Yeah, it wouldn't be a #Monsterdon movie without at least one pointless half-aborted anticlimax, right?

🎵“Rollin, rollin, rollin! Keep those critters rollin’! Raw meat!” 🎵

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lol, Critters going for the Blonde Children, well done...

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“Why are you attacking us, crites?”

“That’s just how we roll.”

Two sentences that could spawn a whole nother Critters movie.

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...Why are they following the Crites *at all* tho? #Monsterdon

"It's critterin' time". And then they crittered all over the place. #monsterdon

this film was not sponsored by the american cattle association
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@bunnyhero That's me at the free lunch buffet Shakey's always sends me on my birthday. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I don't know, I'm finding this one better paced and more sure of itself than the first film, but it's not gripping @k8eb. She remains un-critter-convinced.

meat 'n guns
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@paco Without context or knowledge of crites that scene is even better. A screeching girl on a tricycle being chased by furry basketballs, on a field at night, as a teenager bats them away. #monsterdon

Look, we had flashlights in the 1980s. We didn't need torches. Who the hell just has these laying around? #monsterdon

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My working theory is that the Critters ate all of the radio equipment *first* but that part was left out in the final cut of the movie.

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loving the rolling ball army of Critters...I hope there's a planet nearby out there where that sort of motion is the norm....

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That Simpsons gag where he eats a specific number of single cheese slices....

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#monsterdon Oh no - so long, cows. ): It was only a matter of time in this movie, I suppose.

this movie is delivering on the one thing the first movie failed to: having a bunch of the critters rolling around like tumbleweeds. that's fan service #monsterdon

There are a LOT more Critters in this one. #Monsterdon #Critters2

theres a lot more critters than there were eggs

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they hired that kid for her screaming ability i guess 🙉 #monsterdon

And thus, the sport of cricket was invented.

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#Monsterdon Pointing a loaded shotgun at a little girl. This did not help.

Loving the Critter 'Great Link' there...

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Alien Bounty Hunters get breakdowns too, I like this extra dimension

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"No, Lee, no! We don't have the copyright rights for that!!!"

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It's the 80s, so we had to have the busty blond, BUT it's the 80s, so we also had to have the nerd. #Monsterdon #Critters2

@trixter I never realized how hard it was being genderfluid in the '80s :/ #Monsterdon

Collateral damage means nothing to the bounty hunters
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These little critters are a lot more excited by iceberg lettuce than I was in the 80s #Monsterdon

KILL DEEZEN CRITES! #monsterdon

Those bounty hunters getting better at shooting. They could teach stormtroopers
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"I wish my new Space Friends would stop stealing people's faces....so awkward...."

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Wonder what fried critter tastes like. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Charlie the Bounty Hunter uses Ketracel Aquamarine.

People hated Nana for her dedication to carob based chocolate substitute, but I always appreciated her timely use of obscenity.

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Just popped in to say BOOBIES!
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Once again, that's an entrance!

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I feel like teenage me would've found this movie transcendental…

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...I'll admit the staple was funny. #Monsterdon

THE STAPLE

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This is unusual

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okay, the staple was funny tho. #monsterdon

That is a hell of a transformation.

Forgive me padre for I have sinned

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Boobs are American culture, apparently.

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Oh no bounty hunter two don't transforminto playboy model oh no oh no

Ah finally the most truthful statement in the film

Audience in 100% agreement

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OK, that was half-funny with the man rabbit diving though the glass
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Decidedly not what I wanted when I made that post about somebody eating my dick #monsterdon

was 'critter bites the easter bunny's dick off' on the bingo card?

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Poor Ginger Kid having to live a lie because Society wants him to fit in and be normal.....oh now wait I'm relating to him too much now!

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It would be hilarious if the Crites emerged colored like the eggs. #Monsterdon #Critters2

It displays excellent organizational skill to have your resurrections on a timetable

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Remember now how much of my own childhood involved weird alien (toy) eggs.

Man, the 80s were wild...

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#Monsterdon I would love a Critters / Big Cosmetic mashup, where they feed different things to the critters and test cosmetics on them. Bright lipstick critters. Hahahahaha!

#monsterdon this is what people from the coasts think the Midwest is like…

Who knew Crites were so squishy?

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I bet even the crite won't want the carob. 🤢

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#Monsterdon “I’m going to bed now Bradley, you can moan when you need to, I’m deaf as a post. Just lock your door!”

I bet the Critters hate carob

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That had to be the cutest murder I've ever witnessed
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So this film is basically just dry Piranha? #Monsterdon

Hell yeah, TEETH! Nibble nibble. 🤩 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it’s like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! Glorp glorp!

These eggs have a long shelf life…

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@allanb I had a great uncle that had a little dog. When I was like 3 he was visiting and we were watching tv. I said I was going to go outside and he gave me a dog biscuit. We never had a dog. I didn't know what a dog biscuit was. I was 3. I thought it was a cracker and ate it. Later he asked me how the dog liked it and I told him I ate it. He laughed, but apologized. #Monsterdon

@Taweret At least it's not a strawberry bon bon. All grandmothers get a dish of those that never run out. #monsterdon

Nothing about that room says "an electric heater is a good idea".

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Frogs? Uhoh

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that's also generic 'cat food' cat food

Little white trash sampling of the dog food there
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I too would really like white cans that just say BEER in big black letters

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@paco awwww, a Dulux Dog! #Monsterdon

I was just asking the same thing! Even the bounty hunters are confused about how shape-shifting works

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These guys were a lot cooler when they didn't talk. #monsterdon

Playboy escaped back to its natural habitat.

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#Monsterdon we will never really care about many of these characters. They’re pretty much just critter chow anyways. Harv is back, drunk and belligerent. His usual M.O.

After Critters 2 the Mayor fucked off all the way to Alaska, and really, can you blame him?

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@jmjm Hey, he was in WarGames, right? #monsterdon

The biology is wrong! Humans have comparatively small guts vs true herbivores. (AIUI, some of this is because we've had cooking for something like a few million years)

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#monsterdon It's an Easter movie?

We should have waited.

@brooke the 80s #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I think we found the laxative abuser. And the writers poorly disguised fetish.

@Lazarou All couples in Grovers Bend are looking for an old barn to have sex in.

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Massive amount of gaslighting over the traumatic event the town experienced...that I can believe

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Good agility, but that's a 😬 parking job

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Chekhov's Easter Egg Hunt

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Meisterbrau? this dude's favorite
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That's a lot more eggs than we saw at the end of the last one. #Monsterdon #Critters2

wait, the GLORIOUS REASSEMBLING HOUSE is for sale?! #monsterdon

Wow, Red Green really went downhill.

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Unidentified flying UFOs. They come out of the Automated Teller ATM machine. #Monsterdon

I thought Grover's Bend was famous for a guy named Grover who got a real bad case of the bends.

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Are those two looking for a barn to have sex in?

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I don't know a lot about guns,. much less massive space guns. But generally speaking, I think pointing the business end at your face is a bad idea. #monsterdon

A pink bulgy alien who sounds like Jordan Petersen

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I don't remember these guys being so stoogey #monsterdon

I thought these guys were shape-shifters. They just lazy? #monsterdon #critters2

Critters 2 opens on Dagobah, with Boba Fett. #monsterdon

They went hard on this score, and it shows. #Monsterdon #critters2