Stop kissing yourself, Charlie, Stop kissing yourself #monsterdon

If only Charlie had learned how the guns worked. I think his bounty hunter amigos didn't trust him enough to show him how the guns worked. #monsterdon

I hoped for Charlie's sake for a directed energy weapon mounted on the ship, but alas, it was death by putting his face into the crite ball at high speed.

#monsterdon
#Critters2

"And that's the story of Easter" #monsterdon #critters2

Oh wait maybe it'll be charlie rising again in the 3rd day

#monsterdon

they still have that entropy reverser remote.

#monsterdon #critters2

Chuck coulda just shot a laser at them, but noooo #monsterdon

Did charlie just do a dr. strangelove?

#monsterdon

this is peak cinema

#Monsterdon

There's Power in a union! - Billy Bragg
#Monsterdon

Critter Ball!!! FTW! This is one of the best things to happen in any #Monsterdon. #Critters2

CRITE MEGA BALL COMES OUT OF NOWHERE TO ENTER THE TOP 10 #MONSTERDON MOMENTS OF ALL TIME

Crittamari Damacy!

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

Hooray, the hamburger plant exploded! Now we're all unemployed! #Monsterdon

You know these creatures were literally born yesterday, right? How do they know (a) what cheeseburgers are, (b) that they have no bones, and (c) how to talk!?
#monsterdon

the alpha critter must be 3x larger than the betas

#monsterdon

Final boss

#critters2 #monsterdon

#monsterdon So apparently the crites can hijack and fly spaceships, have language, can coordinate action, have a strong enough theory of mind to enjoy and indulge in malice, but they're falling for a trivial ambush _and_ ignoring the whole town following them right on their heels..?

Ah, OK, it's a plot point that the crites didn't fall for it after all. But are being done in by... an insatiable preference for cheeseburgers..?

Sure yeah OK why not

"They're coming back!"

Yeah, it wouldn't be a #Monsterdon movie without at least one pointless half-aborted anticlimax, right?

🎵“Rollin, rollin, rollin! Keep those critters rollin’! Raw meat!” 🎵

#monsterdon #critters2

lol, Critters going for the Blonde Children, well done...

#Monsterdon

“Why are you attacking us, crites?”

“That’s just how we roll.”

Two sentences that could spawn a whole nother Critters movie.

#Monsterdon

...Why are they following the Crites *at all* tho? #Monsterdon

"It's critterin' time". And then they crittered all over the place. #monsterdon

o/~ Drifting along with the tumbling tumblecritters. o/~

#monsterdon #Critters2

this film was not sponsored by the american cattle association
#monsterdon

@bunnyhero That's me at the free lunch buffet Shakey's always sends me on my birthday. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I don't know, I'm finding this one better paced and more sure of itself than the first film, but it's not gripping @k8eb. She remains un-critter-convinced.

meat 'n guns
#monsterdon

@paco Without context or knowledge of crites that scene is even better. A screeching girl on a tricycle being chased by furry basketballs, on a field at night, as a teenager bats them away. #monsterdon

Look, we had flashlights in the 1980s. We didn't need torches. Who the hell just has these laying around? #monsterdon

@gnomon

My working theory is that the Critters ate all of the radio equipment *first* but that part was left out in the final cut of the movie.

#Monsterdon

loving the rolling ball army of Critters...I hope there's a planet nearby out there where that sort of motion is the norm....

#Monsterdon

That Simpsons gag where he eats a specific number of single cheese slices....

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh no - so long, cows. ): It was only a matter of time in this movie, I suppose.

this movie is delivering on the one thing the first movie failed to: having a bunch of the critters rolling around like tumbleweeds. that's fan service #monsterdon

There are a LOT more Critters in this one. #Monsterdon #Critters2

theres a lot more critters than there were eggs

#Monsterdon

they hired that kid for her screaming ability i guess 🙉 #monsterdon

And thus, the sport of cricket was invented.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Pointing a loaded shotgun at a little girl. This did not help.

Loving the Critter 'Great Link' there...

#Monsterdon

@diazona #monsterdon
Being thorough,
possibly unintentionally

Alien Bounty Hunters get breakdowns too, I like this extra dimension

#Monsterdon

"No, Lee, no! We don't have the copyright rights for that!!!"

#Monsterdon

It's the 80s, so we had to have the busty blond, BUT it's the 80s, so we also had to have the nerd. #Monsterdon #Critters2

@trixter I never realized how hard it was being genderfluid in the '80s :/ #Monsterdon

Collateral damage means nothing to the bounty hunters
#monsterdon

These little critters are a lot more excited by iceberg lettuce than I was in the 80s #Monsterdon

KILL DEEZEN CRITES! #monsterdon

Those bounty hunters getting better at shooting. They could teach stormtroopers
#monsterdon

"I wish my new Space Friends would stop stealing people's faces....so awkward...."

#Monsterdon

LMBO!!! #monsterdon

Wonder what fried critter tastes like. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Charlie the Bounty Hunter uses Ketracel Aquamarine.

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. #monsterdon

People hated Nana for her dedication to carob based chocolate substitute, but I always appreciated her timely use of obscenity.

#monsterdon

Just popped in to say BOOBIES!
#Monsterdon

Once again, that's an entrance!

#Monsterdon #Critters2

I feel like teenage me would've found this movie transcendental…

#monsterdon

...I'll admit the staple was funny. #Monsterdon

THE STAPLE

#monsterdon #critters2

This is unusual

#monsterdon

okay, the staple was funny tho. #monsterdon

That is a hell of a transformation.

Forgive me padre for I have sinned

#Monsterdon

Boobs are American culture, apparently.

#monsterdon #critters2

#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👽 👽 🚀 🚀🍽️ 🍽️😱 😱

Oh no bounty hunter two don't transforminto playboy model oh no oh no

At least they're not yeti nipples? #Monsterdon #Critters2

Ah finally the most truthful statement in the film

Audience in 100% agreement

#monsterdon

Decidedly not what I wanted when I made that post about somebody eating my dick #monsterdon

OK, that was half-funny with the man rabbit diving though the glass
#monsterdon

was 'critter bites the easter bunny's dick off' on the bingo card?

#Monsterdon

Poor Ginger Kid having to live a lie because Society wants him to fit in and be normal.....oh now wait I'm relating to him too much now!

#Monsterdon

It would be hilarious if the Crites emerged colored like the eggs. #Monsterdon #Critters2

It displays excellent organizational skill to have your resurrections on a timetable

#Monsterdon

Remember now how much of my own childhood involved weird alien (toy) eggs.

Man, the 80s were wild...

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I would love a Critters / Big Cosmetic mashup, where they feed different things to the critters and test cosmetics on them. Bright lipstick critters. Hahahahaha!

#monsterdon this is what people from the coasts think the Midwest is like…

Who knew Crites were so squishy?

#Monsterdon

I bet even the crite won't want the carob. 🤢

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon “I’m going to bed now Bradley, you can moan when you need to, I’m deaf as a post. Just lock your door!”

I bet the Critters hate carob

#monsterdon
#Critters2

That had to be the cutest murder I've ever witnessed
#Monsterdon

So this film is basically just dry Piranha? #Monsterdon

Hell yeah, TEETH! Nibble nibble. 🤩 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it’s like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! Glorp glorp!

These eggs have a long shelf life…

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

@allanb I had a great uncle that had a little dog. When I was like 3 he was visiting and we were watching tv. I said I was going to go outside and he gave me a dog biscuit. We never had a dog. I didn't know what a dog biscuit was. I was 3. I thought it was a cracker and ate it. Later he asked me how the dog liked it and I told him I ate it. He laughed, but apologized. #Monsterdon

Hot take: Easter sucks

#critters2 #monsterdon

@Taweret At least it's not a strawberry bon bon. All grandmothers get a dish of those that never run out. #monsterdon

lol,, he even dressed like a sex tourist, excellent monster victim!

#Monsterdon

Nothing about that room says "an electric heater is a good idea".

#Monsterdon #Critters2

Frogs? Uhoh

#monsterdon #critters2

#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👽 👽 🚀 🚀🍽️ 🍽️😱 😱

that's also generic 'cat food' cat food

Little white trash sampling of the dog food there
#monsterdon

come on, critter eggs, hatch already

its been fifteen minutes already

#Monsterdon

I too would really like white cans that just say BEER in big black letters

#monsterdon

@paco awwww, a Dulux Dog! #Monsterdon

I was just asking the same thing! Even the bounty hunters are confused about how shape-shifting works

#critters2 #monsterdon

These guys were a lot cooler when they didn't talk. #monsterdon