Someone rolled a 20?!? #Monsterdon

Rolling #Critters2 with #Monsterdon
Boy.. you betcha it's gonna be a whopper

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GO GO GO!!

#monsterdon #critters2 WE GOT MOVIE SIGN

@paco @diazona @helianthropy Seems to have been a set built for the first two movies https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=980406052126095&id=100063593652296 #monsterdon

@diazona @Copperplate

May be about killer shrimps. It's not clear.

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@diazona @helianthropy
This is all I've got. A campsite in Victoria, TX.
https://www.victoriatx.gov/Facilities/Facility/Details/Grovers-Bend-22

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@Louisa the only thing that it was missing was the melty backwards jello transformation from the first one. i demand more gelatinous effects #Monsterdon

@diazona Critters 4 from 1992: „After being cryogenically frozen and waking up on a space station in the near future, the Critters aim to have the unwitting crew for lunch.“

They really did Jason X 9 years earlier. And the Arcadian monster ball/wheel 36 years earlier.

A visionary franchise.

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@_L1vY_ Like James Brown. #monsterdon

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@combatwombat @Copperplate Oh good call

I think I missed that one

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@bunnyhero and delicious, probably

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@Copperplate Then it's Alienwurst for you. #monsterdon

@bunnyhero ...wut

This is ridiculous and amazing

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@combatwombat @moira @Taweret The good news is I haven't seen the first Air Bud, so I feel no compulsion to see any of the others. Please do not make me watch the first Air Bud.

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@diazona @Copperplate mutters (I wonder if plate-o-shrimp qualifies) #Monsterdon

@Taweret By the time I got to the "choking the Critter" joke it was too late to deploy it

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@Copperplate I don't know, but there are so many movies out there, I'm sure there must be something featuring killer shrimp

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@Taweret "No bones" #Monsterdon

because one of the critters bit the easter bunny's dick off and then the easter bunny crashed through the church's stained glass window and died

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@Copperplate Are you... Scottish? You must have a bit of Scottish genetics if you have the urge to deep fry every space alien we have seen. 😃 #monsterdon

@diazona Me too!

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@Violinknitter good call

It's less necessary this time than a lot of others but I always have something good queued up for afterwards

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@allanb @moira @Taweret For shame!

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@ramsey @Taweret

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@ramsey @RobynGoodfellow @JoeWynne If I didn't know better... #Monsterdon

@ramsey @RobynGoodfellow @JoeWynne oh man this talk of burgers is so tempting

I guess I do have a nice sandwich lined up for dinner after this but it's not the same

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@strangefour Agreed! #Monsterdon

Starts singing "oh, critters have feelings🎶 " sorry I missed it, I often have an uncommanded nap after hosting another hashtag earlier
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@RobynGoodfellow @JoeWynne I kinda want one of Dick's burgers, now.

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@moira @Taweret Because I'm really enjoying these films, and there are 5 of them!

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@strangefour @CactuarJoe @Taweret And sometimes like this, after things like Godmonster of Indian Flats. #monsterdon

@ramsey @Taweret why are you tempting her

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So, @Taweret, will Critters 3: You Are What They Eat be in the #Monsterdon poll this week?

@nev Oh yes. Plastic eggs were used alot too. Actually more as I got older cause it was more fun to hunt them in weird places without worrying about an egg being forgotten in a weird spot under a couch or bush.
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@JoeWynne @himbovoorhees great success

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I *knew* it was Mandark. I just didn't have the confidence to commit to it. But also the smartypants kid from Polar Express. #Monsterdon

@Victorsigmoid ai thought it was ...ice cream. #ThreeStooges #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne This time, a bit yes, but usually no

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I don't think we need to watch any more Critters movies... this year.
For one, they are worse, much worse. For another we could save them for next Easter!
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@s20 sounds like you speak from experience?

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@himbovoorhees I think you mean "my tubi recommendations are AWESOME now" #monsterdon

#monsterdon alright folks. That's it for tonight.

I have one request:

Don't make me watch the other two Critters movies. The first two are good fun, but no more!

@ohiofi Pretty sure gramma hippie talked to the reporter pretty early on? Not 100% sure though.

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@apLundell 🎶 gazebo! 🎶

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Well, he's already good at the 'drinking too much' so vital to being the Sheriff 'round these parts.

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@moira @Taweret lolol fair point

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'Cool! now I can go back ta bein’ the Town Drunk again!'

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@Bislick We all get together on Sunday evenings to watch (mostly) monster movies and comment along! You can follow #MonsterdonAlert for informational posts and to see the polls and vote.

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Noooo Critters 3 is a bum steer! #monsterdon

What is #monsterdon about?

Annnnnd the reappearance of our good ole friend the VLC traffic cone means this concludes another #monsterdon by all means come by next week for more color commentary

btw, boneless meat reminds me of this Vincent Price remix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7x-mpBB9Cc

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And that's a wrap.

I _think_ I enjoyed that, but no desire to watch Critters 3 (unless it's with you all).

Thank you @Taweret, and everyone who tooted along.

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#monsterdon Oh, the bounty hunters' names, Ug and Lee, put together is "ugly". I get it now. #critters2

@Violinknitter
Explodium is cheap, with only a few negligable side effects.
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NOTHIN ABOUT NONE O THIS TA NOBODY!

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@gortbrown Important facts

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Critter kill count: 4 people, 1 dog, a dozen cows
Human/alien kill count: hundreds of Krites
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Critter Ball and Megaweapon need to do a buddy movie. #Monsterdon #Critters2

And, that's a wrap! Thanks to @Taweret for this amazing sequel that teaches us Cheeseburgers Have No Bones!

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Good use of green screen for the Charlie/Charlie scene. #Monsterdon #critters2themaincourse

#monsterdon All this lacked was news-reporter lady giving a speech about hating Easter.

music by Nicholas Pike

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Pike
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Honestly, I haven't watched this movie in some time, and it was genuinely fun seeing it again.

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Yay—real Charlie! #Monsterdon

Critters 2, it's stupid fun! Thanks all, thanks+ @Taweret #monsterdon

Critter translation is provided by the Karl P Anno institute of intergalactic semantic research
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Recorded in [ULTRA-STEREO]

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#Monsterdon Charlie, um... if you blow up the ship, how will you collect the bounty?

#monsterdon Just so we're clear, I'm giving you this pin-badge as a memento, but Sheriffs are democratically elected in this county, so don't get excited.

Well, if I count the bounty hunter weapons as a "comically large weapon," I got a bingo.

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So movie spaceships explode with the ease of movie cars? #Monsterdon

No critters were harmed in the making of this motion picture
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Ok, but all you needed was Charlie to say he changed his mind, and he wants to stay on earth with his fellow humans, because he understands the value of community now

You think they cut a speech or something?

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Not a lot of info on Mr. Cashdollar out there, other than that this was sadly his final role. #monsterdon

well that was appropriately silly, nice job team, thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting

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Computers are garbage they made me miss my date with the #Monsterdon critters :(

Looks like it was another gooder tho...will try harder next week to join the party!

I guess we can put the next critters behind for a year or two in future #monsterdon pools, right?

apparently it is canonically spelled "krite", TIL

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Now I'm half tempted to go to Wattaburger...

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Aw! Charlie had to go find himself, in space. #monsterdon

special make up effects, okay, you guys get points. #monsterdon

And that's a wrap, another #Monsterdon in the can. Thanks as always to @Taweret for putting this together.

#monsterdon #Critters2

@helianthropy huh I can't find any record of it existing outside the movie

Or at least, I can't find the records I would expect to find of a real place

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@brooke HARD AGREE. Send Charlie back into space! But in a good way!

#monsterdon #Critters2

Ummmm, I want to know some more about "Scared Man" played by "Gary Cashdollar." #monsterdon

Starts in 5 seconds... no it does not. #Monsterdon #Critters2

Thank goodness, I was afraid the Hungry Heifer theme song was going to play through the entire credits.

#Monsterdon #Critters2

Wow. I have time to read all the credits on these static credit screens.

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Why is the closing theme not being sung by Eddie Deezen?!?! #monsterdon

That was great fun. And like all good #Monsterdon movies it was short. Thanks to @Taweret for hosting. Critter Ball will return in ThunderCritterBall. #Critters2

what the hell

why is there a closing jingle

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And we're successfully denoumented. #Monsterdon

yep

#bingo #monsterdon #Critters2

#Monsterdon well i think it's not fair that charlie didn't get to go back to space and take over from the late lee ;_;

HE LIVED!?
Well this is better than two Eddie Deezen.
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@Taweret it was good to finally be a part of this for a change :)
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