Well that's a upgrade. #monsterdon

well that was a transformation scene 🥴

#monsterdon

Welp. The 1980s delivered boobies with this movie.

I love the staple she had in her stomach, copied from the magazine. That was a funny touch.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon YAAAY!

The staple actually saved that a little. #Monsterdon #Critters2

honestly the staple joke is pretty funny

#monsterdon #Critters2

Bounty hunter butt floss.

#Monsterdon #Critters2

the 80s, everyone!

#Monsterdon

That was better than last week’s nipple scene. #Monsterdon

AUGH

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon bwahahahaahah they're gonna get the third bounty hunter's face from the porno mag *smdh*

Ohhh. No.. Movie... NO No movie.. Bad movie. #Monsterdon #Critters2

Angular UFO descends. My mom: "Is that a cybertruck? hahahaha"

#monsterdon #critters2

Oh no not Donnie Darko #monsterdon

Trans Awakening Scene

the staple in the middle was a nice touch

Struts off topless and empowered into the fields.....Loving it!

#Monsterdon

ok i'm on the side of the critters and incredibly on the side of general carville/the old sheriff who has denounced the city and its laws #monsterdon

Getting political. Can't believe that Critters went woke #monsterdon

"Guess what Kids? The easter bunny i̶s̶ was real!

#monsterdon

This sequel might be a little more of a comedy than the first one.
RIP Easter bunny's balls.
#Monsterdon #Critters2

Best first death in a movie ever, change my mind
#Monsterdon

OMG!! The Easter bunny is dead!! #monsterdon

@Taweret somebody is going to have to make that a meme

#Monsterdon

man if i had had an easter service with a priest with delivery that good i probably would have cared more about jesus as a kid

#monsterdon

And suddenly AFTER the Crites get into the Bunny suit the zipper works. I see how it goes.

#Monsterdon #Critters2

Gotta hand it to this movie. Setting their comedy/horror on Easter is a heck of a flex.

#monsterdon

LOL,the Sheriff is kinda right though, they did tell him to go fuck himself over the Critters thing

#Monsterdon

HOW HIGH CAN THAT BUNNY JUMP #monsterdon

you know, we've got low attendance this week and those people just missed out on one of the most amazing scenes in monsterdon history

#Monsterdon

Like decorating the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch #Monsterdon

"Now come on children, everyone pick up a limb and let's go nail him to the tree."

#monsterdon #Critters2

A+ entry!!! #monsterdon

You don't hear the piccolo often in a scene when someone is having chunks of their torso torn out. #monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 #monsterdon
That’s true! Movie making a poor choice.

Best EASTER SERVICE EVER!

#Monsterdon

Oh, they're going for the FUNNY disemboweling. #Monsterdon

amazing, this is better than i thought it would be. #monsterdon

But are the crites going to eat all that chocolate?

#monsterdon

FUCK YO CRITTER EGG. OUT THE WINDOW IT GOES. #monsterdon

Local cop in furry costume exposes himself to children, gets promotion, story at 11 #monsterdon #critters2

The oboe is how you know this is supposed to be funny!

#monsterdon

That’s not a daycare, it’s a sweatshop.

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YESSSSS! DEAD Sheriff hollowed out on the altar! Rock and ROLL!!

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Hmmm, Ravenholm got extra green and gooey this time around.

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#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👽 👽 🚀 🚀🍽️ 🍽️😱 😱

Smug preacher ftw

If only there was a face-hugger in that egg

#monsterdon
#Critters2

this church scene is a little too real, i am having flashbacks, like fake smells and all. #monsterdon

Parents, please check your #easter candy this year. I've heard some found a #Critter in their #easterEggs this year!
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Pretty good crowd today"

Yeah, it's a church on Easter.

Production saved money by not giving this sleeping child a blanket #monsterdon

@himbovoorhees #monsterdon Do not taunt happy fun ball.

"Resurrection in forty-five minutes!"

#Monsterdon #Critters2

Shame Neelix ate it in the first movie, he'd make a hilarious sherrif. #Monsterdon

Sir, this would not be a real midwestern Easter unless the rural easter bunny is drunk.

I DEMAND ACCURACY.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon These ladies are not good at hiding eggs.

"Resurrection's in 45 minutes!"

OH, yeah, that's right, Jesus is on a tight schedule.

#monsterdon

just gonna dunk this egg in my coffee
#Monsterdon

Small children in 80's movies have natural plot armor that wears off sometime in their 20's.

#Monsterdon

Baby critters are squishy.
#Monsterdon

okay accidental microcritter squish was hilarious

#monsterdon #Critters2

we call this plot moment "taunting the audience" #monsterdon

HA okay that was funny #Monsterdon

Critter cam. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon baby critter cam!

"Resurrection is in 45 minutes!"

He's dosed the koolaid, hasn't he?

#Monsterdon

Aww freshly hatched baby Krites are so cute. So round.
#Monsterdon #Critters2

alright i hear sound of egg cracking, that means its time to tune back into the movie #monsterdon

Not gonna lie, I saw that bunny and thought it was holding a knife, not a carrot
#Monsterdon

@Bluedepth Bakelite chocolate substitute. #Monsterdon

hey he found my space heater remote... wondered where that went
#Monsterdon

Yeesssss, that Church is going DOOOWWNNN!

#Monsterdon

How did Brad get a photo of Charlie shooting the slingshot at his sister?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Critters ate Chili Dog?! Jeez

Who puts chcolate bunnies on the floor?!? #Monsterdon

If we were in a movie theater, I'd give "sheeit, Easter sucks" a whoop #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🎥 LOW BUDGET FILM SCHOOL 💸

When a service is beyond your budget, find a cheaper alternative.

CRITTERS 2 Need: Screams and growls of Critters

Too Expensive: Frank Welker (Voice of Fred Jones, Scooby Doo, Megatron, Garfield, Slimer)

Cheaper Alternative Found: William Hannah, co-founder of Hanna-Barbera animation

okay tho 23 minutes til the first critter kill. not bad actually

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Oh no! Not the stool!

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CRITES TIME

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oh. oh no. not the dog. #monsterdon

undomesticated tribbles are surprisingly aggressive

#monsterdon #Critters2

oh no doggie :( #monsterdon

They should eat him just for wearing those shoes. #monsterdon

ITS CRITTERIN TIME

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@ohiofi I suppose if the action never started that technically counts as non-stop

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I remember the 15 minutes during the 1980s when everyone was trying to eat carob instead of chocolate. It's a little bit like the 15 minutes we all learned the metric system. #monsterdon

"It's better than chocolate, honey, it's carob!"

Who are you, my mom circa 1990

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so obviously we're gonna have vegetarian and carnivorous crites this time. #monsterdon

#monsterdon that old lady has been a hippy grandma in movies more often than I've had hot dinners.

"A stupid kid's dumb dream"? Man your whole house blew up... oh yeah the alien button fixed it... dammit #monsterdon

Yes, incubate the eggs.

Alternatively, why put a heater by all that wood and straw?

#monsterdon #critters2

Carob bunny and a Crit egg! What a deal!

#Monsterdon #Critters2

So far we’ve had 20 minutes of NON-STOP ACTION

/s

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#Monsterdon actively hoping for the townies to die now that we know they're all alien-invasion-deniers

With the old Chinese fella in Gremlins, he respect the creature in his shop...this dude is like "sure, I'll sell them to kids, whatever..."

Tear him apart my Critter friends, cleanse this world

#Monsterdon

Never heat a Critter egg after Mid day!

#Monsterdon

The eggs even look like kryptonite

You'd think somebody would be suspicious

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Len has a nasty case of Koala Bear Chlamydia. 👏👏👏

"Jimmy Olsen with breasts" had to have happened at least once in the Silver Age, right?

#monsterdon

In today's day and age, those eggs would definitely go for $10 apiece. #monsterdon

"They're from Europe."

That's right, bootleg Kinder Eggs

#Monsterdon