…where do I know that guy behind the counter from…

#monsterdon

@srol me too! #monsterdon

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT'S THE ARCHETYPAL 80'S NERD #Monsterdon

We have heard the first cords of the Hungry Heffer commercial jingle.
#Monsterdon #Critters2

#monsterdon The old antique store guy gave him "BEER" brand beer?

He really did get ripped off.

Eddie Deezen! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Did that asshole just call Van Halen elevator music?

Me love Charlie. #monsterdon

squeaky trainers are the best trainers #monsterdon

Wait, is the stoogey bounty hunter the guy that walked off with them in the last movie? The guy who was all about aliens?

#Monsterdon

"Can't live in the wrong self." Amen to that, alien bounty hunter buddy

#Critters2 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👽 👽 🚀 🚀🍽️ 🍽️😱 😱

So is Charlie bounty hunter real Charlie for some reason now? He has real Charlie teeth and real Charlie motivations...

Regrettably, Eddie Deezen

#Monsterdon

OH WAIT, I'm sorry, I completely forgot that one guy was human and went with them in the last movie. I thought he was one of the mannequins! #monsterdon

That didn't look like earth. #monsterdon

So, punk kid Wesley gets paid in beer and porn. In the 80s, he's rich!

Also, why does a punk kid go by the least punk name possible: Wesley.

#Monsterdon

Are we going to be hearing this “Hungry Heifer” jingle all throughout the movie?

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

the other choice being a knee to the groin

#monsterdon #Critters2

That's TWO actors from War Games. Hi Mandark! #Monsterdon #Critters2

TWO actors from "War Games"!! #Monsterdon

Is this roadside cabin full of crappy creepy collections of junk the one from Jeepers Creepers?
#Monsterdon #Critters2

Ch ch ch ch cheery bombs!

#Monsterdon

Oh, snap. This Earth dude is still with them! 😆

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

THE SHAKE IS NOT A SECRET

#monsterdon #Critters2

"BEER"

#monsterdon

No Bum Steer for you!

#Monsterdon

So hey Ugg, how come Lee still has a rubber head? Some kind of exposition reason, like we didn't get the same actor back? Nah, that can't be it

#Monsterdon

@yatsu @Taweret shoulda taken notes from schroedinger. at least half the time nobody finds it #monsterdon

What is this touching moment with the alien bounty hunters

#monsterdon #critters2

Uh oh Chekov's Centerfold

#monsterdon

Who the heck puts a magazine out on top of stuff in an open bed truck, and how does only *one* fly out? #Monsterdon

that's pretty profound, for a Critters sequel…

#monsterdon

Dr Franknfurter is so boring in this #monsterdon #critters2

"Can't live in the wrong self"

PREACH IT

#Monsterdon

I had no idea how much I wanted to hear Barry Corbin say the words “pineapple quiche”. #Monsterdon

Old porn and beer. A regular Fester's Feast right there. #monsterdon

oh okay these guys have a really good cure for dysphoria then, they _are_ an advanced species

#monsterdon #Critters2

I will always be grateful to Sunrise records always having physical movies! Got Critters 2 in a collection for 9 bucks. #monsterdon

"Can't live in the wrong self."

This movie is woke!

#Monsterdon

is that a pinball machine???
forget the playboys show the pinball machineeeeee
#monsterdon

@brooke allegedly. #monsterdon

@Taweret chekov should find a better place to hide it, nobody needs to see that. #monsterdon

Don't name drop Kujo in your little cow town monster movie... Well okay do. It's not like that was a great Stephen King tale anyway. Just some dog.
#Monsterdon #Critters2

So THAT'S how porn mags end up in the woods #monsterdon #critters2

#monsterdon oh man, that guy looks like that one sad clown…

The eggs look like someone who's very regular and ate a lot of clover #Monsterdon

Generic beer.. And old Playboy magazines. Quite a haul.

#Monsterdon #Critters2

Oh good, porn of underpaid women who've been dead for twenty years.

Hot. :/ #Monsterdon

Does she put her lipstick on with a paint brush? #monsterdon

My Grandma WORE Browns

#Monsterdon

chekov's porn mag

#Monsterdon

And we thought Bradley was a bad boy! #Monsterdon #critters2themaincourse

What we Grover's Benders lack in humor, we make up for in our bier.

#Monsterbrau #monsterdon

Awww. He said "Meisterbrau" I could have sworn I heard Monsterbrau. #Monsterdon #Critters2

#Monsterdon and a box of Kleenex!

Meister Brau? Is that like the generic version of Milwaukee's Best? #monsterdon

Hmm, intrigue! The powers that shall remain nameless have memory holed the Critter invasion!

#monsterdon

Hey, it's Cousin Eddie!
#Monsterdon

HA HA MY DOG ATTACKS PEOPLE HAR HAR HAR

#monsterdon #Critters2

THAT DUDE IS GENERAL CARVILLE
https://youtu.be/g6yTn7MtZ7Y

#monsterdon

New thing for my imaginary bingo card is uncomfortable sexual scene with that old woman. #monsterdon

Someday I would like to also tell someone that I haven't had a stressful job for two glorious years.

#Monsterdon

MAURICE!? What are you doing outside of Cicely!?

#monsterdon

Monsterbrau, the best thing since bottled Lowenbrau.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👽 👽 🚀 🚀🍽️ 🍽️😱 😱

Also, vintage airstream trailer!

Pineapple quiche? That doesn't sound like a great idea...

#Monsterdon

Holy shit it's Barry Corbin! #monsterdon

okay, well we can resurrect *some* plot. #monsterdon

“Brad Brown is back in town.”

She made that rhyme on purpose.

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

This shed has been in like half of the #monsterdon movies we've watched

Harv! Guess he lost his job after that whole War Games fiasco and before his gig in Alaska. #Monsterdon #Critters2

Louis from Northern Exposure! #Monsterdon

didn't this no-pants harve play the general in wargames??? #monsterdon

You can't pay for lips like that guys has

#Monsterdon

Wow. I didn't think it was POSSIBLE for Harv to sink lower. #Monsterdon

Critters 2! #monsterdon

pineapple quiche

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

@Lazarou @brooke that's like, "…the Aristocrats!"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I love this actor.

#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👽 👽 🚀 🚀🍽️ 🍽️😱 😱

That pibble better be OK

Slug bug!

#monsterdon #critters2

Bro is so tired of vegetables he'd rather eat paste
#monsterdon

title drop

#Monsterdon

Hey! Harv was on Northern Exposure!

#Monsterdon

Ok, I unironically love that Antiques sign #Monsterdon

Slug bug green! #Monsterdon

QUIGLEY IS JUST HAPPY TO SEE YOU #monsterdon

Chili Dog, 10/10 bully breed name #monsterdon

A dog named "Chili Dog"

nice

#Monsterdon

BUMPUSES #monsterdon #critters2

Quigley, up top.

#monsterdon

@OldRustBucket DO NOT PUT THEM PUT THEM IN THERE DO NOT PUT PUT THEM IN THERE

#monsterdon #Critters2

You ever just feel like eating paste? I miss the '80s.

#Monsterdon #Critters2

we know these guys are disreputable because of their music genre and volume choices…

oh, and the dog doesn't like them

#monsterdon

@s20 no one tell her what's in glue, k?

#monsterdon

hey rockerboy, don't make references to far better movies. #monsterdon #cujoEnvy

I think the worst thing he could do to his body is to be gnawed on by critters, but ok. #monsterdon

the dog's name is chili dog??? this movie is already serving. #monsterdon

Are we sure those kids aren't critters? I mean, they're CRITTERS but are they Critters™? #Monsterdon