They're heeeeeeerrrreeeeee!

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#Monsterdon i just can't get over the beer-brand beer

@apLundell I'd feel like Ray Bradbury and write stories about something different each week. #monsterdon

@bstacey Of course. #monsterdon

awww, i kinda like the old crotchety guy. Guess he's crite food now.

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Oh boy, carob!
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I love how their non-brand-name beer is just named "BEER."

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He's about to get gnawed out of his Sunday best. #Monsterdon

Old world easter eggs are very lumpy. Guess the like them better that way in France.
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Look, I know I’ve forgotten a bit about decor in the 80s, but I’m pretty sure “rotten orange” wasn’t the desired decor for Easter Eggs
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#Monsterdon The carrob bunnies were always hollow anyway.

Oh no, it's one of them.. creatures #monsterdon

Pre-dyed Easter eggs, what every Christian child looks forward to in April #monsterdon

Gonna need a bigger food bowl.

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I'd totally rock that hat. #monsterdon

"It's better than chocolate, it's carob." Aha, I spy the invisible hand of Big Carob in this script. #monsterdon

@moira I thought that was funny coming from a young red-headed man…

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"A present? What is it?"

"A good bowel movement!"

"Thanks, Nana!" #Monsterdon

@brooke I guess it's possible only a few of them are alien-invasion-deniers and the rest never had any idea what happened

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Here, kid, have a critter along with your carob bunny. Enjoy!

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Old school radio flyer wagon! I came across one a couple of years ago abandoned in an alley and there was practically a feeding frenzy in the buy nothing group when I posted it.

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Oh, that's a fire waiting to happen
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the look on that kid's face was so great. this movie has no right being this enjoyable, it's a SEQUEL. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I think I would enjoy running a junk store.

"You might as well take one of these, too! We're in a horror movie, screaming children don't just HAPPEN, you know!" #Monsterdon

grandma deserves to be eaten for giving the girl a bait and switch carob bunny #Monsterdon

"it was a stupid kids dumb dream... then it spawned sequels..."
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Well, someone left the eggs near a heater, so here we go.

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#Monsterdon except the old sherriff's receptionist, i like her

AUGH Carob. You younguns will never know that horror. #Monsterdon #Critters2

unwrapped candy from the wagon full of filthy eggs from the gross guy's garage! thanks, grandma!

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jesus god carob of course it's fucking carob

burn in hell nana

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"Shit.... Easter sucks."

You said it buddy!

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This town only carries the best brands. BEER. DOG FOOD. #Monsterdon #critters2themaincourse

Mmm, carob, #monsterdon #critters2

“They’re from Europe”

Suuuuure they are
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and now fire, right? #monsterdon

Crite eggs next to the heater. Like leaving an electric blanket on The Thing. #Monsterdon #Critters2

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AAAH CARROB!

What this movie needs right now #Monsterdon

Vegetarian old lady wants to give everyone animal eggs....?

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I like grandma’s sweater #Monsterdon

what a conveniently placed space heater for those space eggs

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You better turn those avocados into guacamole quickly, they won't stay ripe for long.

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Grandma is incubating the Crites!

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#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👽 👽 🚀 🚀🍽️ 🍽️😱 😱

I don't think that poo-brown color was stock on that pickup either

Old lady: "These really are special, aren't they?"
Girl: "Honesty will be punished, won't it?"

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Eggs from Europe? Do Europeans come out of them when they hatch? #monsterdon

Oh no, is the dog already gone??? #Monsterdon

Before I forget it, we've had smoking!

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"DON'T TOUCH HER" oh, oh no. #monsterdon

"Yeah, feel it pulsing!"

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Oh snap. This is not where I expected this to go…

Poor little kids.

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Len got them from her own barn (at the place she no longer lives), didn't he?

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easter eggs. yeah.

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Eddie Deezen is short for Eden Deezenutz. #Monsterdon

They're from FRANCE! #Monsterdon #Critters2

"they're from Europe."
yeah... (-_-)
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SEE? Kinder Eggs! I told you!

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Please say Eddie gets killed first. #monsterdon

I cannot wait for these people to start getting eaten. #Monsterdon

Eating the dogfood!! A+ benign gross behavior

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That's not .... crite .... what she was expecting!

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@SRLevine That could really be the center square for most of these.

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ruh roh where's chilli dog

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Has anyone ever seen Eddie Deezen and Ira Glass in the same room at the same time 🤔 #monsterdon

I pity the critter that smells that dog's farts. #Monsterdon

@paco IIRC, the sister's lipstick-game in the first one was a sight to behold…

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The dog food is also a generic white can with big black letters. Was the budget so low they couldn't get real branding? #monsterdon

"Jimmy Olsen with breasts"
Dude, that's the best you could come up with!?!?!?

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I was thinking about a particular DC comic due to the name alliteration, but did not expect that rude direct reference.

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Look, kid, keep your freaky Superman fan-fic to yourself. #Monsterdon #Critters2

@wohali At least he immediately regretted it. 😂

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Oh no. An Eddie Deezen has entered the picture.
And BEER brand beer.
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#Monsterdon Jerry! Henry! It’s a twister!

#Monsterdon .... that comment was not wise bro. and he knows it :D

@SRLevine The middle one, probably

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Smooth move, Brad. #monsterdon

Smooth, kid. Real smooth.

Any fantasies you want to talk about?

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"Jimmy Olson with breasts"

Sometimes your first thought need not be vocalized.

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🤣

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Wow, real smooth kid. REAL smooth.

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she's a senior and she's got a pickup truck.

what you got, twerp?

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I like how his character is really not far off from Malloy #monsterdon #critters2

Well, we've tied in characters from the first movie pretty well, at least.

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hoo boy #Monsterdon

For some reason, I thought Megan was his sister at first, and I was wondering why she was playing dumb when he got off the bus earlier.

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Classic 80s bullying scene. Battery in public. No one cares. #Monsterdon

Smooooooth Brad Smooth

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B R E A S T S #monsterdon #critters2

Wesley is the brains on this movie?
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I thought they had just rewritten one of the aliens to be a weenie lol #monsterdon

"Kinda like Jimmy Olson with Breasts"

😬

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@Taweret i don't want craft i want fuckin slop baby. slide me under the big trough of critters rolling around and let me feed #monsterdon

I’m checking out the back of the house at this restaurant. Also, noticed the bus driver. 👀

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Is there a bingo square for sexual harassment?

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wow this guy IS dumb that old guy wasn't joking around

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Charley quite.
Charley thinkin`.
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Wow, Malvin from Wargames too.

No wonder why he stuck to computers after this.

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omg! Dude, no means no. #monsterdon