@diazona@techhub.social Maybe they will — as their favorite food.

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You know how on Easter we're always giving away semi-liquid green taffy. It's the traditional color of the season. #monsterdon

was that ball toy one of the ones you squeeze and it emits toxic chemicals into your childrens faces or a different one

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Critters susceptible to bird flu? #monsterdon

SMOOSH! #monsterdon

So they're full of snot instead of guts. #Monsterdon

Splat!

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Nothing better happen to these cows

Has it been definitively confirmed that critters *wouldn't* imprint on a nearby living thing right after hatching...

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#Monsterdon lolol

"Experience Grover's Bend"? Chance'd be a fine thing. #monsterdon

Did they hard boil those critter eggs?

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Oh no, the nerf ball is shaking!
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Does anyone have melted carob bunny on their bingo card?

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OK, the scroll speed is full out ridiculous now. 😬

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no, you are not allowed to kill the little girl. the end.

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Madballs detected!

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@paco I wonder if it'll turn out to be toxic to Critters…

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All those children will die by Critters and the old lady will be spared....

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OK, the dog was bad enough, but the little girl too?
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squish!

height of the 80s kids' friendly monster movie: green goo!

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WHAT DID HE DO TO THAT BABY CRITE?!? #monsterdon

i forget who we are rooting for but i'm going to start on the side of the crites because they are the only thing that is happening in the movie that isn't boring #monsterdon

Why does everything in this movie look like nuts?

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I like the Madball under her bed.

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So we're totes killing a kid here. #monsterdon

Oh man, eggshells. That’s not good. Oh!! The dog!! 😥 #Monsterdon

I slept thru the first critters so I'm just accepting this as another #wrongfrogs sequel tbh #monsterdon #critters2

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will newborn critter enjoy carob bunny?

@moira This would be awesome!

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Crite PoV, nice

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Girl, you gotta get outta there, they killed a dog you are NOT safe #monsterdon

Nothing worse than trying to sleep while it's hot. Well ... unless you have a critter hatch right beside your head!

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maybe eating carob makes you safe from krites #monsterdon

as soon as she goes to sleep she'll be replaced with a critterperson

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Okay. melts next to the heater, not in your hands.

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@CactuarJoe I misread this as dry Caipirinha and had no idea how you made one (I don't really understand cocktails anyway, maybe it;s easy?).

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I am, unfortunately, missing #Monsterdon tonight due to a family shindig, but, stopping by and seeing some of the toots, I'm still having a lot of fun.

Enjoy, all! Hope to catch you next Sunday.

@JoeWynne Bit right through the shoe, toe and all. #monsterdon

Are they just bribing the Sheriff?

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@riedlr People who want to get Crites a snack when they hatch, of course.

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LMAO who was supposed to have taken that photo of Brad and Charlie shooting slingshots and firecrackers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You think we'll get a Heroic Critter in this one? #Monsterdon

Did anyone have kids in jail on their bingo card?? #Monsterdon

Does the dog... yes but I'm not sure I even saw it on camera alive before this.

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Chekov's Chili Dog got eaten :o( #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh god the carob bear is still there.

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Hell yeah!! I still have nightmares!

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Sorry kid, you're just gonna have to be Jimmy Olson with breasts all on your own now.

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wait, shit: who's Charlie, again?

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pleeease giant chocolate, err I mean carob, easter bunny cite pleeeease

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He went to that great chocolate factory in the sky. #Monsterdon #Critters2

It's fine, store the naked chocolate bunny right on the floor, directly on the floor. #monsterdon

maybe carob makes the crites explode, like alka-seltzer and seagulls

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I had to look up what carob is. It sounds awful. I'm so glad I missed that.

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look Bradley, you need to put two CR2032s in the communicator and it will work fine. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon when did they have time to get commemorative photos?

okay, i know it's carob, but why are you setting your food down next to your vent, kid? #monsterdon

@gnomon Better than Skyline. #Monsterdon

@ax6761 poor doggie, it was sad

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@riedlr People who need to move the plot along, obviously. #monsterdon

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I want her pillow case and I really hope it's a sheet set because I would like it all

Are any of these the same cast as the first film? (Besides the bounty hunters?) #Monsterdon

If only Stanley Spidowski was here to help.

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@helianthropy perhaps even longer than the shelf

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Oh, good. She's leaving the carob bunny for the critter egg. #Monsterdon

Your momma sure does care about your schoolin, son. #Monsterdon

Dog is goner!

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The egg changed colors? It's kinda neon-ish now.

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It’s a good thing that bunny isn’t chocolate or it’d have melted by now.

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This one is feeling more like the Gremlins knock of it is with these eggs.
Critters rule #1: Don't place near a space heater after the first day of spring
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Sheeeiiiit! #monsterdon #critters2themaincourse

@arrjay Is it going to be the bunnicula route where they are vegetarians who are weird or the twilight route where "vegetarian" is "not eating people but other animals are ok"

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"I'm not sleepy, I just have no energy due to eating the carob" #monsterdon

i like her old-fashioned range oven, that'd be super pricey restored now tho'

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I remember being in a all night pizza place in the 80's and someone asked if the muffin in the case was carob. The clerk looked at them like they were aliens.

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Oh no, the avocados went so bad, they hatched!
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#monsterdon I'm gonna have to start checking Does the Dog Die before watching monsterdon movies😭

First kill. Well, kills.

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ok, look:
Ⅰ I'm extremely dog-biased
Ⅱ I hate to undercut our monster this week;

but that dog would've fucking DESTROYED those critters…

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These are really ... Zombie Tribbles! #Critters2 #Monsterdon

I think I might like these little critters.

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Sooooo I guess the dog did die

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Oh my god they're even cuter this time

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Only 23 minutes in until the first title character! #Monsterdon

@combatwombat @bstacey oh god. oh god oh god ohgodohgod

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I'm sad the crites ate that beautiful pitbull.

Stored next to a space heater, the heat keeps them fresh and intact #monsterdon

“It’s carob!”

THAT’S what makes this movie truly a horror flick 😱 #Monsterdon

Poor doggo :C

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Don't get blood on the white shoes!!

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Where did you find this video of me trying to feed the cats #monsterdon #critters2

Should've listened to Nana and get a better 'stool'. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ohnooooooooooooooooo the dog

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g*ddammit straight to h*ll!

okay, minus several thousand for eating the dog, but you do get a few points for eating this joker with his BEER brand beer, and his dumb hat. #monsterdon

Nooo! Not the puppy! Somebody call John WicK!

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uh, forgot to check the does the dog get eaten page, i guess

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FINALLY something hatched

let's goooo

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