stomach wasn't the only thing eaten o

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Idk, farm accidents can get pretty nasty...
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Oh, lookie! Mister Lyin' McCriedWolf was tellin' the truth all along. #Monsterdon

Should we back off on the alliteration a second? #monsterdon

@strangefour I didn't actually do a lot of Easter egg hunts as a kid but my understanding was that the eggs were supposed to have candy (possibly chocolate) inside... but no, I don't remember un-encased candy ever being a thing in an egg hunt

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@jmjm Whew! That's a horrible way to go. #monsterdon

If there is not a rousing chorus of “Jesus Christ is risen today!” I’m gonna be sorely disappointed. #Monsterdon

What *is* it about every high school "girl" in 80s movies setting off my trans radar!?

Is it the denim?

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"Bite marks suggest the feeding of an adolescent male, THIS WAS NO FARMING ACCIDENT" #Monsterdon

"I don't believe you! I mean, I do believe you! I mean, I believe a specific subset of the statements you have made on this topic"

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even HE doesn't believe him, ma'am, he's just a 15 year old trying to deal with literal life-changing trauma, give him a second. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe ACAB (All Cops Are Breakfast)

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launched via Farm Accident #monsterdon

#monsterdon that is one ugly sundress reporter girl.

guess they had to make up for not killing the cop in the first movie

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The thing that doesn't make a lot of sense is that these critters are supposedly eating because they're hungry. Only, they leave most of the carcass behind. #monsterdon

I hope someone made a clip of the sheriff getting crittered

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yes yes this was no farming accident

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Okay, that was funny

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WHo hides chocolate in an Easter egg hunt? Is that a thing anyone else experienced? I only ever looked for eggs.
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It's very strange that this starts the very moment Brad shows up in town.

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I KNEW THAT EGG WAS GONNA HATCH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL
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At least one less egg to hatch, thanks to the pettiness.

Pettiness pays people!

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It was tasteless, but it was a cop. I'll allow it. #Monsterdon

This franchise loves its church thrashings.

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ok: that scene was worth the price of admission 👍

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#Monsterdon Worth the price of admission right there!

Does that mean it's a premature birth? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon yep, we're wrecking another church :D

"a long white garment" and here comes a bloody white easter bunny. *wheeeeeze*
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The church thought to get on with the times, and served the body and blood of the easter bunny this year, rather than that of christ.
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OKAY I APPROVE LMAO #monsterdon #critters2

OK, iif bunnyman gets critted it will be an unforgettable Easter for kids
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Subtitles: [Yelling Continues]

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@bstacey they were sold by a creepy old goon in a shed, I guess that explains it

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this was a dumb gag. #monsterdon

Bunny's got balls!

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Mmmmm Hasenpfeffer. #Monsterdon #Critters2

that famous game: Crites in the Pants

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I'm joining late. Did I miss a part that explained why anyone, ever, thought those eggs were normal?

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Ah, yes. People love it when the preacher just leads with the guilt trip for not showing up to church/temple except on the high holidays. #Monsterdon

Oh, yeah! The sheriff is gonna get eaten by the critters, as the Easter bunny!

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That is a classy spring ensemble the kid has. Pastel greens on a tweed blazer. Style! #monsterdon

I don't think the Easter bunny is lasting very long. #Monsterdon #Critters2

I've missed the first 25 or so minutes of #Critters2, but I don't think I'll have missed much important xD
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Tehachapi?

The body count is rising. Will Dead Krites out number dead people in this movie too?
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Enter furrie. #Monsterdon

Tubi throws in an almond milk commercial right in the middle of the egg-hatching scene #Monsterdon

He looks like a pink nightmare!

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Mmm, mustard-flavor pudding. #Monsterdon

even in the movies, avacados go bad in like 15 seconds

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#monsterdon By the way, since when is "sheriff" a position in a small town?

Surely that's a county position?

I don't think I've ever seen an egg... expand before....
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oh wait his crush is here 🥴

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It's an Easter Cream Egg!

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Gotta protect my 17 year old daughter from a 15 year old

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@Violinknitter Maybe they don't become fuzzy until like 3 minutes after hatching?

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Why is Brad spending his spring break going to church 🥴

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Critters don't show a Mad Ball when your monsters are little mad balls.
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#monsterdon today of course is the day of Zombie Jesus.

so... Alien Resurrection?

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This sheriff is kinda…smarmy…

*looks up definition°

Actually, I guess I didn’t know what smarmy meant. Context clues threw me off!

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so like

Bradley is on Easter vacation

why...here?

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This promises to be a very #eggciting #monsterdon

the existence of easter bunny costumes contributed to my childhood trauma and i hope a krite eats the easter bunny

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wait don't hide the candy on a sunny day *before* the service and make all the kids wait - it's all gonna melty and ant-infested!

(oh, and crittered)

"Resurrection" as someone who wasn't raised Christian is there something like the nativity play for easter? Is that awkward?

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Brown suit, blue tie, yeah that's an 80's church suit. Pretty sure I had one of those

oh dear

here come the flashbacks D: #Monsterdon

y'know I threw a line out there about the resurrection of crites disappointing people but now that it's actually easter i think they're gonna do that

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C&E type crowd

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Yeah, at least Sherif Harv had some holiday spirit!
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yeah, you gotta suffer through services, that part checks out. #monsterdon

Those furry space freaks better not touch those beautiful cows #monsterdon

WHY ARE WE HERE #monsterdon #critters2

How did something that fuzzy not have any fuzz left in the green goo? #Monsterdon

Plot twist, the critters come out the colors that their eggs were painted!

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Always glad to see the ACAB's show up. #monsterdon

I hope it's a critter costume in that bag!

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Thanks movie for reminding me that I was going to order a pallet of cadbury creme eggs

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The World's Oldest Youth Pastor. #monsterdon

Is this just a weird camera angle or the actor playing the sheriff just tall enough to hit is head on a standard door frame?

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do people not understand that chicken eggs look like chicken eggs and not all roughly egg-shaped things are chicken eggs or what is going on with people being confused about these weird monster eggs #monsterdon

"Erections are in 4 minutes" - uhhh what?!?#Monsterdon

"resurrections in 45 minutes"
okay, that was funny.
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Wow! They know Jesus's resurrection time right down to the exact minute!

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Do small American towns REALLY go all in on Easter like this?

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@amyfou Enjoy it how? #Monsterdon

all cops are bastards _particularly_ this guy

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"...why does this rabbit costume smell like ham?"

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sherrif harve doesn't wear pants anymore, i don't think he can be our standard here. #monsterdon

laughs so far:
1. man eats dog food
2. man steps on critter by accident, green goo

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Critter cam! #Monsterdon

okay this is a good set up i have to admit

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Well, that one was easy enough
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Critters, who knew they were full of mint nougat!

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@combatwombat @bstacey god bless the internet…
question asked
question answered
information shared globally…

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wait, is this THE SAME church? they fixed it up nice. #monsterdon

Please post your cogent movie observations slower, the scroll speed is nearing warp 1

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