Chekhov's dog!

#Monsterdon

I did not know constipation made it into the day care curriculum that long ago

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what...on...earth... is this daycare thread. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#YODAS!

Aiigh, I'm ten minutes back!!! Got into a discussion!

Haha white paste eating and crayons in the nose. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I don't think that little girl is a herbivore…

So powerful to be introduced to a character by her lecturing children about constipation, really rooting for her survival now #monsterdon

Would I have had a crush on Scott Grimes if I saw this as a kid? I think I would, a sobering thought

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Daycare for psychopathic kids who are regular. #Monsterdon

just eats the glue right there for the camera. absolute goblin. #monsterdon

ANTI-QUES

#monsterdon #Critters2

That's some creepy daycare
#monsterdon

fresh vegetables are rich in fiber

#monsterdon

Pitties! The best doggies!

#Monsterdon

"We don't want to get constipated do we?"

Because day care aged kids know what that is, right?

#Monsterdon

Everyone wants a healthy BM. The older you get, the more important this is.

#Monsterdon

...Well, that's nicer than anything MY granny ever said to me. #Monsterdon

Wow nice earring malloy #monsterdon #critters2

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wait why is there poop talk at the day care?

mmmmm paste. I guess Mom/Grandma doesn't know what it comes from..... 💀

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Oh fuck! "Easter Egg Hunt"!

#monsterdon #Critters2_TheMainCourse_1988

I'm calling the BM talk "gross but amusing" for bingo

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#Critters2

Hey, that rhymed!
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@moira I just sang that out loud! too funny #monsterdon

Is he holding a speak and spell #monsterdon

Did anyone have 'constipation' on their bing card? #Monsterdon

this has way more returning actors than sequels to much better movies #Monsterdon

Fun fact from my time working at a small-town newspaper: No one argues about anything being on a page other than 1. No one cares after that, the copy-editor pretty much gets free reign on them. #monsterdon

Seems a little old to be going to day care.

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

Critters is just what they call the kids at the unlicensed daycare #monsterdon #critters2

"And we need healthy fiber for a healthy BM! And we don't want to get constipated, do we?"

All: "No!"

o_O

#monsterdon

The exciting life of a small town newspaper. #monsterdon

this is a _weird_ newsies tie-in. #monsterdon

This is big news in Grover's Bend, the town we're in right now, that is called Grover's Bend.

#monsterdon

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So Sal went from working for the PD to working for the local press: good for Sal!

Ah yes, the trauma of alien invasion. Best let sleeping critters lie. #Monsterdon

hey there Magda
#Monsterdon

Making me mourn for the death of small-town journalism here.

#monsterdon #critters2

80s superhunk Sam Anderson!

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nuh uh no we don't!

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@north crunchy critter candy

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#Monsterdon This town may be cursed. 😖

That is the most midwestern parking job I've ever seen
#Monsterdon

brad

brad

bradley brown

braddest brown in the whole damn town

#monsterdon #Critters2

here it is, the world's most empty bus #monsterdon

Back in the day when people had to focus on getting all the relevent news to fit on a paper page.

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

Lin Shaye 😍 😍 😍 😍 This is definitely a New Line movie. #monsterdon

"Forget it Sal, it's Chinatown"

#monsterdon

this is the live action The Truth we were all waiting for right here. #monsterdon

The difference between page 1 and page 4 is 10 pounds.

#Monsterdon

Oh look a whole pile of different kinds of critters and other junk the prop master had laying around.
#Monsterdon #Critters2

@nev There were some critters, and some stuff exploded #Monsterdon

@moira so can this Meaghan person, apparently…

#monsterdon

Is that the Dad from Alf?!? #Monsterdon

Awww, we don't have it in Canada.
#monsterdon

and what contortions are planned to get back INTO the truck? #monsterdon

JOEL ROBINSON!?! --oh, no. Never mind :/ #Monsterdon

Blocking people in while parking: quirky!

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

"These things ain't worth DICK."

Haha I'm always saying that

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I always sell my weird egg/cactus fruit thingies at big antique stores in Kansas City #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the truck that shat a pinhead. Kaplurp.

Temu Margot Kidder actually looks pretty good, and definitely has the perkiness

#monsterdon #Critters2

Watching "Critters 2: The Main Course, 1988" via https://tubitv.com/movies/100001410/critters-2-the-main-course?start=true

#monsterdon #Critters2_TheMainCourse_1988

Everything's up to date in Kansas City, even the Critters
#Monsterdon

The real monster is grannie in spandex. #Monsterdon

"Punch buggy green!" #monsterdon #genx

@diazona let's assume at least one of those guys does

#monsterdon

Maybe there's candy inside the eggs?

#Monsterdon #Critters2

#monsterdon I forgot this was an Easter movie lol

oh, it's an _Easter_ movie. very popular movie season there. #monsterdon

Was that a bird or a kite flying over the park real quick over the gazebo?

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

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Oh, hey, just keep those until 2025. Eggs of all kinds go way up in value. #Monsterdon

How did that cow get up there #monsterdon #critters2

Nothing EVER good came out of funky eggs in a scifi/horror movie. #monsterdon

Theme for Onette #Monsterdon

... and there's going to be an Easter egg hunt!

#Monsterdon #Critters2

mmm avocados

#monsterdon

Monsterbrau the official Brau of #Monsterdon. #Critters2

a whole case of Meisterbrau? Whoa there big spender

#Monsterdon #Critters2

"""small town flute"""
#monsterdon

"these things ain't worth dick!" Periodt. #Monsterdon #critters2themaincourse

awww, that's how newspapers used to be put together! bless

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I bet it's some of them Kinder Eggs that are illegal here in the ol' Red White and Blue, I reckon.

#monsterdon

@starkraving666 it's a #monsterdon miracle

They're not alien eggs, people from Kansas in the 80s just had never seen an avocado before. #Monsterdon

They're going to great lengths to avoid blasting you with cigar guy's face head-on. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon given egg prices lately i can see why they're tempted

MIDLAND CB
TO THE RESCUE

#monsterdon

@gortbrown it would appear so

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If you aren't getting off at the bend, I can drive you all the way to the last stop in expositionville. #Monsterdon

Did the bus driver just refer to UFOs as boogers?

#Monsterdon

people died here, though…
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"Im a flatten em and pin em on my jacket!" #monsterdon

Is the bend famous for critters?
#Monsterdon

"These things ain't worth dick."

Feels apropos.

#monsterdon

I'm just gonna start writing an obituary for these two now. #monsterdon

NO TRESPASSIN'. Didn't they see the sign?! #monsterdon

This person littered! It will not end well for them.

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

Nope, doesn't know any Browns. #monsterdon