Easter bnuuy #monsterdon

do the crites get a bounty hunter sticker? #monsterdon

Ok, I'm curious what y'all think, which one was better?
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no expecting one of the bounty hunters to get et

oh he mad now

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Are they implying that playboy bunnies inherently want to kill creits? #monsterdon

Nooo not Booba Fett #monsterdon

People panicked. Burning fires. One day with Krites can destroy a peaceful little town.
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a) why did the entire town show up all of a sudden, b) WE MUST AVENGE LEE. #monsterdon

The erecting…err, I mean telescoping gun thing is weird…

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Why does Lee keeps changing? Is it the only constant on a bountyhunter life?
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#Monsterdon ohno

I don't think "Kill Crites" is gonna pass the Bechdel test. #monsterdon

A Critters bushwack! Bye Lee. #Monsterdon #Critters2

Ooops - Lee got ambushed

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@srol Yes. Also annoying kid in Polar Express and many other places where weird voice is needed.

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My God! No... not Freddy ! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Are these bounty hunters getting paid by the shot, hit or miss?

OH NO LEE! #monsterdon

OH NO. Two Eddie Deezens... atleast it's not a dozen Deezen. But this is a change I don't care for.
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The way the bounty hunters' guns extend is ... a thing ...

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I don't understand why Lee can't hold their shape-shift but the rock and roll hair band lead singer guy can

@bstacey

Professor Doofenshmirtz's quote from the "Fineas and Ferb" animated TV show applies to more things than I ever would have dreamed of in #Monsterdon movies.

No It's a TARP!
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I would not have been opposed to a Robert Englund cameo…

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Thank you, movie but still kill Old Eddie. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Baracading in a church with a bunch of guns and flame-throwers actually seems like a pretty good idea.

They're not invulnerable at all. They're actually pretty easy to kill.

Lee is a trans icon #monsterdon

lmao

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Oh, so NOW he believes in a 'higher power'...
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Krueger spotted! New Line self-promotion! #Monsterdon

NO DAMMIT! KEEP THE GLASSES!

AWww, man....

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Did Lee get the staple back again? #Monsterdon

@diazona oh for sure

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@jonny

We most certainly do not

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We don't call people chickenshit like we used to, and it shows. #Monsterdon #critters2themaincourse

playboy magazines and video tape rentals…
80s
80s
80s

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We all saw that, right? #monsterdon

Renting those forward thinking betamax tapes #monsterdon

Finding safety in the fortress of the church with a man-sized hole in the window #monsterdon

"it's like they're teasing us or something"

no, trolls is a different movie

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they could only afford to pay the model for 15% of the movie

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I can just aaaalmost not remember what cartoon character has that same voice. #Monsterdon

SURE IS QUIET

TOO QUIET

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Fuq you movie. Unless new Eddie meets a terrible death. #monsterdon

@srol YEP

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@nev It will be done at some point

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I am clever. I will block the door. Then the first critter to try just blasts through it. #monsterdon

I take it Interstellar Bounty Hunter Medical Insurance covers HRT.

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Cmon boy, do a little offroad!
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I love them little guys just grouping up to form a bigger critter ball to transform and roll out of danger.
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Personally I think the yeti's inflating nipple was way more believable #monsterdon #critters2

This film has some gender

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*sigh*

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okay the little balloon deflating noises are um

hilarious

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I mean great for that actor... really. Two roles is better than one. #Monsterdon #Critters2

Wesley demise in 3, 2, 1...

...please?

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I'm waiting for the Kingsman church scene, but with critters
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Identity theft right before your very eyes.

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That is Mandark, right? #monsterdon

... and the body double hinds behind everybody else 'cause he's not a close match ...

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The writer's increasingly well-concealed fetish

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.......I don't know if this is an improvement or not, honestly.

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i guess we need a supercut of all the inflatable/deflatable tiddies we have seen lately #monsterdon

Why did the bounty hunter change into the guy from the Hungry Heifer?

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#monsterdon I like iced coffee, but I don't think I want an Ice Burger.

Where is the Critters/Caddyshack crossover we so despirately need?

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Aw hell, they gave the obnoxious guy a bigger part -_-; #Monsterdon

Church massacre imminent. #Monsterdon #Critters2

oooh, still time to eat Mr Sleaze #monsterdon

NNnnO No t teeth!

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BINGO!!

These guys and Fizzgig from Dark Crystal seem veeeeery similar. #Monsterdon

I think this is a reasonably defensible bingo!

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#monsterdon live action popplers

Sure, because the church was a great place to avoid the Crites before.

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so did their barbs get...deadlier? I remember dad in the last movie taking a whole bunch AND STILL MOVING. #monsterdon

I can feel it like it's right in MY NECK

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Is that four people in the cab of that truck now? Also, who was running along with the furballs?

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Let's all go inside the church. It'll be much safter in there.

WTF?!

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that sound effect was hilarious.

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CHICKENSHIT. #monsterdon

mmmm. Nothing *like a frozen Polar Ice patty!

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oh yeah, absolutely, much safer in the church. #monsterdon

I've said it before, I'll say it again: how on earth did we continue to make horror movies after 'cutting the phone line' became a thing we could no longer do?

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ziplining... ? nice
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The Critters sound an awful lot like Angry Birds.

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@paco I am not watching the movie, but I faintly remember watching it around 1990... #monsterdon

So they're tribble-porcupine hybrids #monsterdon #critters2

Were the people who think this better than the first one over-influenced by the breasts?

EDIT: As always, _I_ might be influenced, _other_ people could be _over_-influenced.

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#monsterdon "Monster seems pleased"! Bingo!

Oh, it's Bernard from LOST!

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#Monsterdon in a couple of outdoor shots with the roller mode i can see the guide wires but i don't care :D

i love how they roll around

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The front page of that newspaper looks like something a high schooler would do. Wait... #Monsterdon #critters2themaincourse

So.

It's a burger place.

And it's called the Hungry Heifer.

It sells burgers.
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The real monster is their marketers.

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"Bitchin!"
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That bowling gag should have had a better setup. #Monsterdon

ever have a crite toss your salad?
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That was a strike!

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@apLundell No, that's to sell more papers! If it's not above the fold it might say "sex dungeon" after bizarre and just to find out people will buy it.

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