WHAT

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Towns people bowling!

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Oh god, that deep fryer looked painful!

I just saw Novocain too, that scene STILL makes my hand hurt.

#Monsterdon

Heh, they didn't do a very good job hiding the guide-wires on this did they, heh

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Guys I'm already a little queasy can we not with the rolling camera D: #Monsterdon

this is glorious

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boing #monsterdon

Dizzy Crit Cam ... and they always go for the balls.

#Monsterdon #Critters2

why doesn't Charlie doesn't have a gun?
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Bounty hunters vs Eddie Deezen
Deezen loses

#Monsterdon #Critters2

Deep-fried critter…ewww.

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If they all explode into snot splatter, what gets turned in for the bounty? #Monsterdon

STRIKE!

#monsterdon #Critters2

Forget about critical roll; here is critter-ball roll
#Critters2 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh this fast food restaurant shootout is fantastic

This needed the anvil chorus as background music. #Monsterdon #Critters2

"Up in space, I am somebody."

Same, Charlie. Same.

#Monsterdon #critters2themaincourse

#monsterdon Why is the advertising jingle playing INSIDE the fast food joint?

Imagine sitting down to eat and hearing that the whole time.

oh, their boomsticks are EXTENDING #monsterdon

Dream job: wearing a critter hand puppet and just throwing food around with it

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TBH that one seemed like it was doing a decent job on the grill

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Did the bounty hunters just ENTER a BUILDING WITHOUT DESTROYING THE DOOR????

You guys have changed, man

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Hey, it's the kid from Polar Express!
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Food service rule 1: no critters in the salad bar

The Hungry Heifer song was glorious.

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GOD I WAS SO MAD THIS WASN'T A SCENE IN THE FIRST ONE

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R.I.P. salad bar #critters2 #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe that's how you know they're meant to be together. #monsterdon

This episode of Bob's Burgers is the best!

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

I hope the Hungry Heifer song plays over the credits. #monsterdon

Did not expect these crites at the salad bar.

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

For hating vegetables these critters are really enjoying the vegetables

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Welcome to Mooby’s. #Monsterdon

Depending on your job on set, this is either the best or worst day of filming. #monsterdon

This bit is waaay to Gremlins. #Monsterdon #Critters2

All you can eat $2.79... that's a deal man. #Monsterdon

YES

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All you can eat $2.79

"GRILL ME! I'M DELICIOUS!"

#monsterdon #Critters2

That'll be $2.79 please. Each.

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#monsterdon so all I had to do to get past my alcohol use disorder was to become a space bounty hunter?

Of course! It's so obvious!

"Evil Brain from Planet Arous"!

(It's only mention in pop-culture until the opening credits for "Malcom in the Middle"?)

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I'll have the deep-fried Critter with yarmok sauce, please
#Critters2 #monsterdon

critters going crazy on a salad bar with the Hungry Heifer theme song playing above them is peak cinema actually. #monsterdon

"Suck for hours on your finger tips!"

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Damn, you can throw Eddie hard than that. #monsterdon

hahhahah the barrel extensions

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We're gonna need a bigger sneeze guard.

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Nana has a potty mouth!!! #Monsterdon

@diazona @strangefour They are BABIES

#monsterdon #critters2

#monsterdon This is not a good layout.

Above the fold it just says "SHERIFF KILLED IN BIZARRE".

There's so much whitespace, put the whole headline above the fold!

remember... don't cross the streams! #monsterdon

My anime-riddled brain was half expecting him to say "go beyond, plus ultra"
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YESSSS! 'neck dart'

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And the award for “Pinkest kitchen of all time” goes to Nana #Monsterdon

HE'S FROM WARGAMES

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...Y'notice the bounty hunters have the same hairstyle? #Monsterdon

So we have four dead critters so far?
Two dead people?
#Monsterdon #Critters2

MANDARK?!?!?! #monsterdon

I gotta go where the cosmic winds blow me.. i'm lonely
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Not the newspaper! Everybody’s a critic.

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

YOU THINK YOUR QUARTER-INCH A/C PLY CAN STOP ME?!

#monsterdon #Critters2

@LingLass Especially the giant staple. #monsterdon

BAD KITTY!

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That is the largest font I've ever seen on a newspaper

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"I .... run a .... newspaper?" #monsterdon

I would stay in space too if the cosmic winds blew me.

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I was hoping the one that bit the tire would inflate and pop. #Monsterdon #critters2themaincourse

@strangefour I suppose it's fair, they did just hatch after all

The other ones were smart enough to escape from prison and steal a spaceship

#Monsterdon

This is absolutely a tragic gay love story scene. Now that would be an excellent subplot in this movie.

(though that admits to the existence of a primary plot...)

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What a sensitive way to ask your friend who has been struggling with substance abuse about their sobriety. #monsterdon

it's ok to steal lines from Star Trek though! #monsterdon

@Taweret The golden age of cinema, really. #Monsterdon

lol @ "Bitchin!"

The fried alive Critter was pretty horrific

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Poor Megan's dad.

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Where the cosmic winds blow me.

um...

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And here's the capitalist message: you gotta have a job to have a meaning.

i think the cosmic winds just took out a few crites in their house. #monsterdon

Cosmic winds

Is THAT what the kids are calling it these days. #Monsterdon

The bounty hunters have broken one object, what about second object?

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"You are not your job" Charlie : Tyler Durden

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Cute

:kermitsip:

Has there ever been a crossover with Gremlins btw?
#Critters2 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon best splat yet!

"who we gonna call critter busters" little did he know they were already on their way
#Monsterdon #critters2

wait where did she get...an outfit #monsterdon

this guys ARE great! #monsterdon

#monsterdon wow. That communicator was more of a teleport device.

@paco I'm imagining the scene of the guy breaking the cybertruck window in an attempt to show its unbreakable

#monsterdon

Shoot first and open doors later.

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

Hey man, you can't just blow up houses! Those things are almost expensive as eggs!

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I just set the exploder to door #monsterdon

When they say 30 minutes or less they MEAN 30 minutes or LESS O_O #Monsterdon

"Nana, the critters are here!"

"NO SHIT, BRADLEY!"

Yes grandma YES

#Monsterdon

now that's fast service!

#monsterdon #Critters2

BRADLEY NEEDS FIRECRACKERS #monsterdon

Suddenly the truck that was working fine before is not able to start. #monsterdon Fight for flight model, I guess.

Wow, Nana has a mouth on her!

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Nana cussed a swear! #monsterdon

This movie is cracking eggs in more ways than one #monsterdon