It's the first annual CritterCon!
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Horror movies make me want to get a shortwave radio operator's license.

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That's some real sharp shooting there, guy. And oh, it's the old sheriff who just got back from having some other town kiss his ass. They must not have done it right. #Monsterdon

"These things don't give up."

"I say we take off and nuke the whole site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

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I say we stay here and bathe ourselves in BBQ sauce. #Monsterdon #Critters2

cell phones must have ruined SO MANY horror movies #monsterdon

Movie.

I'm on Fedi.

I"M ALREADY *AT* THE CRITTER CONVENTION.

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Crite isn't gonna save you, not even in this church

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Hey critters maybe don't all gather in one place that kinda gives these villagers and their crazy sheriff an edge...

I have to admire the intensity of the torchlight vigil outside the church

Everyone else runs and screams but not those guys

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at this point, i would not be hiding int he church, i would be chilling in a hotel room 200 miles away

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@Louisa guns worked they all just sucked at aiming except the housewife
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Critter convention? Sorry I got lost looking for the furry convention.

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Do they not have a north or south road out of town?

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@Taweret we missed some important scenes of critter procreation

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"It's like some kinda... Critter convention."

Oh, this is just a rural Kansas town dealing with their first AnthroCon. #Monsterdon

(Arnold voice) liquid crittah

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"It's like some kind of Critter Convention."

TBH, sounds kinda like #DragonCon to me.

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This soundtrack is so weird. #monsterdon

"Where are they all going?"
My mom: "They have a meeting."

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They'll call it CriteCon!

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Heck yeah!! #monsterdon

CRITTERCON 28 was held in Sea-Tac at the Norwescon hotel.

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#Monsterdon Dangit, we were THIS close to having a Nightmare on Elm Street crossover with Critters!

what the hell didn't this sheriff do jack shit in the first movie?

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g*d damm*t not the cows!

Come down to MARKET for all your BEER and DOG FOOD needs! #Monsterdon #critters2themaincourse

#Monsterdon crites eat beef so we won't have to

Crites CC: We got the meats! #monsterdon

@claralistensprechen3rd fair!

This one is kind of better though

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Really they should've called Joe Don Baker. Same class of actor as Walsh. #Monsterdon

Again, I'm not good with guns, but pointing them at your daughter is generally frowned upon. #monsterdon

*chanting*

Let's Go Critt-ers
Let's GO!

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It's a new game! Someone runs away while their teammate hits the balls away!
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I need my cursor to be a critter. That would help.

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Considering how Lee was a professional bounty hunter, those critters sure had an easy time ambushing them #monsterdon

I do not shoot with my hand…

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Sheriff's gun-twirling game is much better on his right than his left side

And on the third day, Lee rose again

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If you need speedloaders for your revolver, something has gone very wrong.

The sheriff needs speedloaders.

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took ex-sherrif long enough to get his high noon

where the hell you been playin' cause it sure as hell ain't been near the objective

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Easter night criitter croquet with child-bait!
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Excuse me, I have to deal with a cute little cat who wants to SNEAK a SNACK off of my dinner plate. (Not movie related)...

brb

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Guns specifically didn't kill them in the first movie, right?

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#monsterdon Watch where you're pointing that thing!

Well, until the sheriff showed up and shot all the furry balls to hell
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The tricycle chase has to be one of the silliest scenes I've ever witnessed

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oh

HI HARV!

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See what you really need for that situation is a Crochet mallet not a baseball bat.

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Oh come on, the sheriff was NEVER that good of a shot. Even when he was M. Emmet Walsh. #Monsterdon

OK, grumpy sheriff redeems himself.

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[Northern Exposure theme plays]

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Pretty sure that trike is sick enough she could get away if she could just ...

...not tip over.

Nice shootin' Tex. #Monsterdon #Critters2

*chanting*
Fuck 'em up Critt-ers,
fuck 'em up!
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Somehow I don't think it was really necessary to take a close-up look at the dead body to realize screaming was warranted

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Ugg is now without his Lee. :(
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I'm having trouble keeping track of all the screaming little blonde girls…

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Harv to the rescue!

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i'm back, baby!

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Ok, that kinda looks fun

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Escape tricycle... lol #Monsterdon #Critters2

My goodness! Give him a minute to grieve his friend. #monsterdon

( okay, I'm waiting for the kinder crew to beat the shit outta the crites. ) #monsterdon

Was the first instance of the transforming hunter played by the actual Playboy model?

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First Chili Dog and now Lee? The critters must pay #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm behind everyone now. So my posts will be off sync. Oh ye

Oh yes, safer in the church. Of course.

The kid wants to watch you get ate, give her a chance. #Monsterdon

Oh no! They're making Mecha-Critter!

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cool trike

Harrison Ford called, he wants his hair back

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Hey, Ug... you could take a look at the Playboy, too, right? Or not. Maybe a cheaper actor is also fine. #Monsterdon

*chanting* crites crites crites crites CRITES CRITES CRITES CRITES #monsterdon

@arrjay Everyone gets eaten by Crites!

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Steamy breath on a cold Easter night, but also summer cricket sounds #Monsterdon

Charlie's gonna have to prove it. Save the day, all that. #monsterdon

Let Ug grieve.

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@Taweret can they swim? If not, just hop on a plane to a different continent.
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Oh my!! #monsterdon Guess he's really grieved.

You guys can't afford Robert Englund. Don't even try to kid yourselves.
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Personally, I thought the second was hilarious!
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VIDEOTAPE
RENTALS

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@paco If girls count we had Nana and the girl walking with the wagon and there was talk of eggs and carob?

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Ug is in mourning, Ug is not okay. Ug needs a few moments to himself and then he needs to shoot everything small and furry with teeth. #monsterdon

Someone had to go down to the costuming department and ask for flesh helmets. #monsterdon

aright, as we enter the last thirty minutes

all hope is lost

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@ricci confirmed #Monsterdon #Critters2

Apparently the crites will off themselves to try to damage infrastructure

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@nev @amyfou Yeah they said something early in the movie about finding a body that fits, or something

Doesn't make a ton of sense TBH

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Whoa Freddy Krueger, so cool and contemporary! #monsterdon

Cool effects on Ugg's freakout!

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I mean, sure, NOOOOOO, but surely a shapeshifter can withstand the loss of one mere arm?

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"The Critters have devoured all our cows before we could!"

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yeah it seems like the critters are in this town, so i would just drive to a different town

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F

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Now it's personal. #Monsterdon #Critters2

Poor Johnny Steele lost his best friend.

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WE're all going to the alley I guess. #monsterdon