"cheesemurber" is "live meat" in Crite?

#monsterdon #Critters2

This is about when I start to wonder if the Krites taste like okra. I mean... insides sorta the same. #Monsterdon

@bstacey Oh I thought it was Grovers Corner from Our Town

#monsterdon

Fast-food > humans
#Critters2 #monsterdon

It's a sight to behold. The annual migration of the critters to Grovers Bend. Much like the swallows to Capistrano. #monsterdon

The all new Dynamite Burger! Now at Carl's Jr and Hardees!
#Monsterdon

They’re just going to watch from out in the open?

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

"Grover's Bend" is a shout-out to "Grover's Mill" from the 1939 War of the Worlds broadcast, isn't it?

#Monsterdon

Danny Elfman do the soundtrack?

#Monsterdon

the mighty puffball herd. #monsterdon

that's right

wind changes direction

god hates you all

#monsterdon #Critters2

I am pretty sure Brad just used those binoculars backwards.

#Monsterdon

Props to whoever made the soundtrack, this is good suspense music

#Monsterdon

uhh maybe you should have set the dynamite before setting up the fan....

#monsterdon

They're all lined up a like torch bearing, gun toting country bumpkin buffet. #Monsterdon #Critters2

@neia

Recent climate change disasters have motivated me to look into getting a ham radio license and equipment. Aliens and Kaiju in #Monsterdon don't give a heads up when they attack. And cleanup and reconnections can take months or years.

I'd like a triple decker Trinitrotoluene with extra cheese, please.

#monsterdon

Torches and (a) pitchfork

#Monsterdon #Critters2

Maybe the most confusing montage I've ever seen. #monsterdon

Crites .... it's what's for dinner.

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

Disguise the explosives with shredded cheese. Yeah, that tracks.

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

holy fucking shit i need to clip these "putting food around dynamite" shots these are so good #monsterdon

ah yes, TNT in pickles, exactly what will take care of these furry piranhas. #monsterdon

It's kind of like…curling.

#monsterdon

WE'VE WIRED THE PICKLES TO BLOW! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👽 👽 🚀 🚀🍽️ 🍽️😱 😱

crites, come on, you're better than this

Tool Shed. #Monsterdon #Critters2

#monsterdon don't point your gun at the kid!

Fuck, I'm kinda glad that moron is dead…

Surely Crites don't need burgers, they're out in the fields killing cows

#Monsterdon

"Where's the beef?"

> we blew it all up to kill the critters

#monsterdon

autobots: transform, and roll out!

#monsterdon

yes my babies! roll around together!!!! fuck this town up!!!! #monsterdon

They've got torches, but they need a board with a nail in.

#monsterdon

(Critter voice) "Wait uuuuup!"
#Critters2 #monsterdon

I can hear the A-Team music going now.

#monsterdon

What's that I smell? Frozen food thawing into the bacterial growth danger zone? I'm in! #monsterdon

The Crites are the object-lesson in 'Love what you do,….'.

#monsterdon

The boy's bad news in shoes! #Monsterdon #critters2themaincourse

The burgers are premade with the meat and bun? #Monsterdon #Critters2

I can do the wave with my eyebrows, but not my lips...
#Monsterdon

“Don’t mind me, I’m just tricycling my way away from these tumbleweeds” #Monsterdon

this movie has a lot of fans

big fans

#monsterdon #Critters2

@plaidtron3000 this would be one of the things that finally convinces me i need to leave (this relationship takes place in 1988) #monsterdon

*gun reloading sound as I raise and brandish shovel*

#Monsterdon

A nice cool, half-frozen Polar Ice Burger melting in your mouth.. mmmm

#Monsterdon

Come own you buncha puzzies... #monsterdon

There's no problem you can't solve with enough guns, beef and explosives. #Monsterdon #Critters2

#Monsterdon This is what murica used to stand for.

Let's roll!
#Critters2 #monsterdon

'Uh-oh, unreal shit just got _real_.'

#monsterdon

I bet it's The Gathering but for crites.

Only one can remain!

#Monsterdon

what why does this small ass town have all these crates of explosives

#monsterdon

@yatsu To be fair I don't think anyone tried fingernails on a chalkboard against crites

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon checkov's new, fancier pump organ

Give Nana a shotgun.

#monsterdon

(sweating whilst standing over two buttons meme)

(face of yokel pasted over meme guy)

button 1: blame the kid from out of town

button 2: blow up varmints

#Monsterdon

How do the Criiters reproduce? Do we even want to know?

#monsterdon
#Critters2

"Mind your own business, boy!" He is also hiding in the church from the alien threat? #monsterdon

What is that guy going to do with a hoe?

#Monsterdon #Critters2

I would like to hope this assumption that "X started when Y showed up, therefore Y is responsible" is only a thing in the movies

but I think I know better

#Monsterdon

@Taweret there seem to be space bounty hunters on the case so we are just gonna go... over here... for awhile #monsterdon

@yatsu this toot aged like milk

#monsterdon

I think Barry Corbin absolutely loves playing Barry Corbin. #Monsterdon

"I'll go."
"really?"
*shrugs shoulders because he's forgotten what we're talking about*
#monsterdon

Nothing to lose but your lives and your staple!

#monsterdon

nice pep talk Sherriff
#monsterdon

Wesley has had absolutely zero character development that would lead to this moment.

#Monsterdon

I didn't join for Critters, so maybe someone already mentioned this, but Ug was formerly Larry in A Chorus Line. #Monsterdon #Critters2

we could do this crazy plan OR we could get in our cars and simply drive away

#Monsterdon

@Taweret and then you'd find one was hiding in your trunk as you drove out of town xD
#monsterdon #critters2

ah, critterburgers! #monsterdon

yep Brad still in his pyromaniac arc

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I volunteer as polar bear burger tribute.

I can't remember, is the left side the gay side or not #monsterdon #critters2

I am obliged at this point to mention the golden wheel spider, _Carparachne aureoflava_ https://youtu.be/mzEdV1sPXV4

#Monsterdon

ALL RIGHT! van halen guy redeemed himself!!!! #monsterdon

WOW. WOW this town is really brave. (-_-) #monsterdon

Shotguns and flamethrowers. This ain't rocket science.
#monsterdon
#Critters2

Bad news in shoes. I love it!
#Monsterdon

@lavaeolus

#Monsterdon is so fun.

Now I live so far away from church, it's mostly over by the time i get home. Very sad about it.

Get in and lock the door!

No sign of the girl on the tricycle.

Suddenly she's like 100 feet from the church. Did she come down the stairs on the tricycle?
#monsterdon

i am entranced by general carville and would enter into a toxic and distant relationship with him for several years before having enough #monsterdon

Bar-ry Cor-bin
👏👏
👏👏👏
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👾 👾 👽 👽 🚀 🚀🍽️ 🍽️😱 😱

That villager is taking no crap from no one

#monsterdon hey, video tape rentals!

To all the young folks out there, you used to be able to rent this movie on something called a "VHS Tape."

"what is this bullshit"

DANG, Harv.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon The sheriff shot jesus.

What is this bull. shit.

#monsterdon in a nutshell.

Yes, Harv (Barry Corbin)! Do it!

#Monsterdon

Did y'all try north and south?
#Monsterdon

Holy lead. Shooting guns in church.

#Monsterdon #Critters2TheMainCourse

You guys don't have Duff, you just have BEER

#monsterdon #Critters2

I feel like alien bounty hunters who specialize in tracking crites should be slightly better about avoiding ambushes 🤷‍♀️ #Monsterdon

Northern Exposure Theme
#Monsterdon

That kid was hauling ass on that tricycle! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon nowadays cutting the power and phone lines wouldn't stop them from communicating, someone would have a sat phone or a starlink

I'm pretty sure shooting a gun in church is a venal sin, even in Kansas. #monsterdon

the boy came back and they're gonna do some dumb shit

hey laaaa hey laaaaaaa

#monsterdon #Critters2

Man they realllly make it a point to show the kids left ear and earring. #Monsterdon #Critters2

#Monsterdon Found the bigot boomer. That was easy.