"I have arrived." #monsterdon

oooooooKAY

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

Even with just the overt crocodile danger, WHY would you jump into the lagoon alone with no witnesses!

#Monsterdon

They must be in the dry and temperate part of the Amazon based on her hair / makeup.

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#Monsterdon 🌊 🔦🐸🐊🧜‍♂️ 😱

I think that David was ✅ inexplicably dry!

This whole movie looks like some stock footage and everything else done on a soundstage
#Monsterdon

"produced some important findings" is code for "overloaded the ship's septic tank." #monsterdon

Oh Kay!!

#Monsterdon

That’s a gorgeous swim suit. 10/10, would purchase similar #Monsterdon

#monsterdon And here we see in their natural habitat, the single-tanker and the double-tanker. AND THE MONSTER.

That's right, don't tell ANYONE you're going into the water

#monsterdon

"What's it like down there?"
"Like another world."
"I'd like to see it."
"Silly girl, women can't swim! They're water soluble!"

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

#Monsterdon

"I'd like to see it."

Well, hon, I've got good news and bad news…

ah yes, a woman is on screen, cue the violins. (-_-)

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon no lifeguard on duty

damn i thought she was about to break out into a disney song for a second there 🥴
#monsterdon

Ut oh, right, go for a swim! Creature alert!

#Monsterdon

How does she keep all that makeup on
#monsterdon

I'd be mad if someone came down and started plucking stuff out of my carefully tended riverbed garden too

#Monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

"hey your ambition is showing" #monsterdon

First view of the creature’s face! (Right after they stole his flower). #Monsterdon

Imagining this from the Creature's point of view

"Who are those guys?! Why are they blowing so many bubbles?! That's not normal!"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Creature paw.
What's For Dinner (tm)

I thought he wanted to play doctor, not house.

#Monsterdon

@sean Is that what the kids are calling it these days? That's what I'm gonna start calling it.

#monsterdon

"About Mark..." What do you think about threesomes? #Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

oh some slimy sea weed...thanks
*mumbles* stupid slimy
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The black lagoon, voted most vulnerable to sharts.

try to understand

mark's an asshole but his family provides allllll the money

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

#Monsterdon Thanks.... it's very... pretty? Girl you can do better

"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory" vibes rising. #monsterdon

We’re almost a third of the way through this movie, and so far, it’s a movie about underwater paleontology.

#Monsterdon

"How was it down there?"
"Wet."

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

That is some of the stiffest seaweed I've ever seen

#monsterdon

"...I brought you back some swamp asparagus"

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

#monsterdon
You kids get off my lawn (in a manner of speaking)...

i like the monsterdons where the monster plays a bigger role ​:neocat_laugh:​ #Monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Remember, when surfacing from a depth of 10 feet, come up slowly to adjust to the pressure. #Monsterdon

@amyfou me too! especially in 3-D! #monsterdon

I make those same bubbles in the tub.

#Monsterdon

@strangefour #Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

This is equivalent to a Roger Corman walking scene, except it was in 3D in theaters with those cheap glasses

#monsterdon

Every since this film, a giant Bowie knife has been required equipment for scuba diving. #monsterdon

Hell yeah

#monsterdon

Is the gillman the first movie monster with big kissable lips?
#Monsterdon #CreatureFromtheBlackLagoon

That's a weird looking rock he just picked up. I'm starting to think this joker has no idea what he's doing.

#Monsterdon

This scene could be a lot shorter...

#Monsterdon

Dramatic knife pull...to collect a water plant.

#Monsterdon

@cs Looking for rocks? I guess? #monsterdon

No one will be seated during the river garbage harvesting scene. #monsterdon

"...hi, I'm Mr. McGill, please put my rocks back."

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

face shot!! we gotta face shot!!!

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That Amazon water is awfully clear. You know, for a black lagoon. Just sayin'. #Monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

The boat _only_ has a woman’s shower and laundry facilities.

#monsterdon

oh had it bookmarked
https://void.rehab/notes/9kung42nr3lkrodj
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#monsterdon I'm gonna say this, the aquatic plant life and bluegill in glorious 3d are well worth the motion sickness and inability to see anything else in the room-

okay, and as if on queue we get a 3d aquagrinch, I take back the snark.
#CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon1954

#monsterdon this like like his back garden. they're tresspassing.

#Monsterdon MY PLANT!!!

Tension stings with nothing happening are tight!

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this black lagoon has rather clear waters. who the hell named it?
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Monster!
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If they can't find the rest of the sample, it's obvious the only answer must be that the fossilized arm was gillman's own arm, which he grew back, but never got over loosing in the first place, and left there was a reminder of the time he was too stupid, got drunk and had a unpleasant date with a giant sloth.

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

"... so we can match them with the sample in the lab. Don't you know ANY archaeology, mister riverboat captain!"
#monsterdon

We have a full frontal merman sighting!
CHeck out the gills on that guy.
#Monsterdon #CreatureFromtheBlackLagoon

I'm gonna make those danger horns a ring tone that plays anytime the caller is "Unknown caller" or "Spam Risk" #Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

#Monsterdon I thought he was gonna pants that guy…

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Just as I was getting bored with the underwater monotony, ....... MANBUTT!!!

I lost track of what the heck they’re doing swimming around down there. #Monsterdon

This is fascinating and a rabbit hole I will be going down later: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranium%E2%80%93lead_dating

#Monsterdon

So far, they mostly seem to be finding danger flutes beneath the surface of the lagoon. And an occasional danger trumpet.

#Monsterdon

Now, waitaminute....THIS ISN"T THE SHAPE OF WATER!

#monsterdon #creatureFromTheBlackLagoon

@north biblically accurate lagoon creature.

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Everyone else is pretty grimy but Kay is pristine for being out in the jungle for a week #monsterdon

He looks aghast. "I can't believe you humans just grabbed that plant out of my front yard!"

#Monsterdon

Would the water in the Amazon be that clear?

ooo, Merperson!

#Monsterdon

I promise you have to be smarter than that to successfully maintain a large boat and accompanying charter business

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

ope, got my Fish square
#MonsterdonBingo

#Monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

#Monsterdon 🌊 🔦🐸🐊🧜‍♂️ 😱

I like all the 🐟 🐟 🐟

@SordidAmok deep question

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Creature sighted!

exposition for those who weren't getting it
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#monsterdon The visibility is pretty good.

I like the way blondie's head is the same shape as a Dragon Quest slime underwater. #Monsterdon

Monster!!!!
#monsterdon

MONSTER!!! #Monsterdon

As usual, this west coast kid is missing #monsterdon, because even the silliest horror movies assort badly with dinner (minestrone from all-CSA veg, with pesto, ditto.) And I have choir practice (soprano 1) because the High Holidays are imminent. Creature from the Black Lagoon!!! Bummer.

Look at these fish

#monsterdon

@nev lots of shots-for-3D

#monsterdon

“All you do is aim it and squeeze.”

Uhhhhh…why are you looking at her when you say that?

Creepy from the Lagoon.

#Monsterdon

Oh right. My movie time snacks. Apple pie I made late last night after picking apples in the dark from a tree with a cat in the branches.
#monsterdon #creaturefromtheblacklagoon

where's that rating the rocks thread when you need it
#monsterdon

The "canceled remakes" section of this movie's wikipedia page is so long lol. Too bad Alex Kurtzman's didn't pan out, could've kept him off Star Trek. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon bro he is a fisherman just answer the question normally

I'm seeing A LOT of small fishes and hear dramatic music.
BUT THERE IS NO CLAW.
#Monsterdon

Was this the first 3D underwater shoot? #monsterdon

omg i went to get ice cream whatd i miss

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon don't have to be condescending to him.

@Newpa_Hasai It wouldn't be #Monsterdon if they thought about stuff like that

There he is! The fish-man of the hour!

#Monsterdon

Very nice lagoon, would dive again for science reasons

#monsterdon