"... so we can match them with the sample in the lab. Don't you know ANY archaeology, mister riverboat captain!"
#monsterdon

We have a full frontal merman sighting!
CHeck out the gills on that guy.
#Monsterdon #CreatureFromtheBlackLagoon

I'm gonna make those danger horns a ring tone that plays anytime the caller is "Unknown caller" or "Spam Risk" #Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

#Monsterdon I thought he was gonna pants that guy…

#Monsterdon

Just as I was getting bored with the underwater monotony, ....... MANBUTT!!!

This is fascinating and a rabbit hole I will be going down later: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranium%E2%80%93lead_dating

#Monsterdon

I lost track of what the heck they’re doing swimming around down there. #Monsterdon

So far, they mostly seem to be finding danger flutes beneath the surface of the lagoon. And an occasional danger trumpet.

#Monsterdon

Now, waitaminute....THIS ISN"T THE SHAPE OF WATER!

#monsterdon #creatureFromTheBlackLagoon

@north biblically accurate lagoon creature.

#monsterdon

Everyone else is pretty grimy but Kay is pristine for being out in the jungle for a week #monsterdon

He looks aghast. "I can't believe you humans just grabbed that plant out of my front yard!"

#Monsterdon

I promise you have to be smarter than that to successfully maintain a large boat and accompanying charter business

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

ope, got my Fish square
#MonsterdonBingo

#Monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

#Monsterdon 🌊 🔦🐸🐊🧜‍♂️ 😱

I like all the 🐟 🐟 🐟

#monsterdon
Creature sighted!

@SordidAmok deep question

#Monsterdon

exposition for those who weren't getting it
#monsterdon

#monsterdon The visibility is pretty good.

I like the way blondie's head is the same shape as a Dragon Quest slime underwater. #Monsterdon

Monster!!!!
#monsterdon

MONSTER!!! #Monsterdon

Look at these fish

#monsterdon

As usual, this west coast kid is missing #monsterdon, because even the silliest horror movies assort badly with dinner (minestrone from all-CSA veg, with pesto, ditto.) And I have choir practice (soprano 1) because the High Holidays are imminent. Creature from the Black Lagoon!!! Bummer.

@nev lots of shots-for-3D

#monsterdon

“All you do is aim it and squeeze.”

Uhhhhh…why are you looking at her when you say that?

Creepy from the Lagoon.

#Monsterdon

Oh right. My movie time snacks. Apple pie I made late last night after picking apples in the dark from a tree with a cat in the branches.
#monsterdon #creaturefromtheblacklagoon

where's that rating the rocks thread when you need it
#monsterdon

The "canceled remakes" section of this movie's wikipedia page is so long lol. Too bad Alex Kurtzman's didn't pan out, could've kept him off Star Trek. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon bro he is a fisherman just answer the question normally

Was this the first 3D underwater shoot? #monsterdon

I'm seeing A LOT of small fishes and hear dramatic music.
BUT THERE IS NO CLAW.
#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai It wouldn't be #Monsterdon if they thought about stuff like that

omg i went to get ice cream whatd i miss

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon don't have to be condescending to him.

There he is! The fish-man of the hour!

#Monsterdon

close up batch shot of the diver as he swims over our faces
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh was this filmed in 3D? Who could've guessed?

I bet that shot was thrilling for the ladies in 3D. #Monsterdon

3D swimming scenes demand more doppler effect for immersion.

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

3D diver crotch

#monsterdon

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon They're going to give the Jaguars STD's with all that smooching. Be careful if you start squeezing titties, they could suddenly pop. Airbags.

They forgot to mention the giant leaches. Sorry, scuba guy. #monsterdon

Damn. Those fish can really act.

#Monsterdon

Didn't peg the guy for a Jethro Tull fan. #Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

In the all the silt and tannin of the Amazon basin, they found the one clear patch of water. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "I'll get the auqalung." ah the Jethro Tull maneuver

All of this water is much clearer than I would have ever expected. #monsterdon

Hey, he changed into lighter colored shorts once he got into the water. #Monsterdon

@yatsu Nods, smiles, and slowly backs away.

#monsterdon

@wohali@timeloop.cafe I ate fibrous rocks, but they gave me mesothelioma :/

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

@steggy when combined with the "roll test"...

#Monsterdon

I know that's technically a spear gun but I say it's also a ✅ Harpoon

Close enough!

#Monsterdon

Haven't posted for the first 20 minutes, but I've been watching along.

This is great!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh the diving scene. and she's changed into a swimsuit

#monsterdon
Who eats rocks? I do, in a manner of speaking..

"Who eats rocks?"

"I do! Lots of fiber."

#monsterdon

@kcarr2015 yup

#Monsterdon

Mark is a doink

#Monsterdon

Ah yes, the "rock test" will prove everythibng.

#Monsterdon

Monster seems like a bit of a perv. 🤨

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

#Monsterdon 🌊 🔦🐸🐊🧜‍♂️ 😱

I'm happy to arrived at the Black Lagoon now I hope we can find a Creature!

Is anyone going to ask if it matters that it looks like all the other jungle stock footage we've seen so far? #monsterdon

afraid you won't die in these waters, maybe

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

#monsterdon
Chekov's speargun.

We can't stop here. It's Swamp Thing territory. #Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

what a world, what a world

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

Julie A reminds me of Brooke S ...

#CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon_1954 #monsterdon

#monsterdon
The speargun, a positive weapon. What are you going to shoot at? My co-workers.

Cupid's own speargun.

Now you're in love with a boatmast.

#monsterdon #creatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Her eyebrows are really making the film, for me

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon *randomly shoots spear gun at part of the boat for no reason* 'murica

“If there’s any chance of publicity, just try to keep him away.” Some things never change. #Monsterdon #creaturefromtheblacklagoon

I love harpoon guns! They're comfy and easy to shoot!

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

@amyfou Boat shoes would be best, but ballet flats are still far better than wearing high heels on the Amazon would have been! (see various dinosaur movies, etc.) #Monsterdon #CreaturefromtheBlackLagoon

#monsterdon We need to piss away the budget to earn a bigger budget next year! Someone fetch me coffee, and I'll just wave this lit cigarette all over and ignore it, because, product placement.

#monsterdon ooh a speargun!

Lovely Rita Science Barge

#monsterdon
#CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

#Monsterdon I kinda love our ship captain. Guy's got a great attitude. Has a real "ha-ha-ha they're all gonna die" vibe.

@SordidAmok I love the smell of Gillman in the morning. It smells like.. rotting tuna. #Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Dangerous to have an open flame anywhere near her hair #monsterdon

[ big cat growling ] #monsterdon

This captain is just a barrel of laughs. Everything kills us here, no one comes back from this lagoon there...just nonstop fun.

#monsterdon #creatureFromTheBlackLagoon

#monsterdon is this one of the sources for all them recent jungle river films?

@Vanalope more like spectating a golf game LOL

#monsterdon

@srol the color of DANGER (gray) #monsterdon

"I don't know, going into unexplored territory with a woman?"

The sixties are on their way, gentlemen, get ready

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

My boys call it the “Black Lagoon”

He said the it, he said the name of the movie!

#monsterdon

@OliviaVespera The territory called... equal rights and equal pay. Completely unexplored since the Devonian.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I want to be friends with the captain

THE BLACK LAGOON #monsterdon

wait what there are two young scientist guys? am i seeing double? it's just the same guy isn't it?
#monsterdon

"Going into unexplored territory with a woman."

"Oh, my territory's not *that* unexplored."

#Monsterdon

The Captain character is wild, and I don’t mean that as a compliment #Monsterdon

I like the levelheaded short king

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon This isn't the best river in the world, this is just a tributary

Half a title drop.
#Monsterdon #CreatureFromtheBlackLagoon

#Monsterdon 🌊 🔦🐸🐊🧜‍♂️ 😱

there's lots of 'what it means/takes to be a (good) scientist' talk on this expedition that's not how it really goes I don't think